What would make your office more interesting?

[nikoPSK]

Hello everyone. I was just wondering what you guys think would make your work more amusing/interesting/whatever.

Ex. Cross-dressing on tuesdays

XD Anyways, give it your best shot!
Niko

[LaRoza]

Have the probations officers and clients trade places for a day? (j/k)

[kingjere]

If I wasn't by my self from 7:00pm until 11:00pm. :(

[stalker145]

A water slide :D

[science4sail]

USB Rocket Launcher

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/warfare/8a0f/

[nikoPSK]

I've seen that before! In maximum pc. for me, hot-tubbing on fridays?:lolflag:

[monsieurdozier]

A water slide :D

I actually have one of those where I work on the weekends. Yay for lifeguarding.

Although I don't get to use it. I just try to keep kids from killing themselves on it.

Monsieur Dozier

[yabbadabbadont]

Clothing optional on the first Tuesday of the month on odd months and the second Tuesday of the month on even months.

(It would be interesting, but most likely not very pretty... ;))

((making it complicated would most likely result in the odd person getting it wrong and standing out all day :twisted:))

[FuturePilot]

Ubuntu.

[cyclefiend2000]

personal outstanding accounts calls featuring me and a lousiville slugger.

[jr.gotti]

A license to kill arsehole clients.

[cyclefiend2000]

A license to kill arsehole clients.

nice one! however, i routinely work with real estate agents and real estate attorneys so.....

[xyz]

Get a job so that I may then have an office to play with!!:lolflag:

[popch]

Have the probations officers and clients trade places for a day? (j/k)

How could you tell?

[JLB]

Playing bumper cars with the company vehicles on the last Friday of the month.

[Caffeine_Junky]

Playing bumper cars with the company vehicles on the last Friday of the month.

HA! ..sounds like a plan!

...could be interesting tho if your Company Vehicles are very large trucks :p

[RebounD11]

Playing bumper cars with the company vehicles on the last Friday of the month.

Having a company vehicle (even a bike!!!) :D

[-grubby]

actually working at an office

[LaRoza]

How could you tell?

PO's are polite, educated, respectable individuals and the clients are in general pre-human, dishonest scum.

[p_quarles]

PO's are polite, educated, respectable individuals and the clients are in general pre-human, dishonest scum.
You work in a probation office? Awesome. I temped at one a long time ago, and what you say about the "customers" is true. I worked at the county level, so we got mainly drunk drivers, domestic violence cases, and child molesters. I also once got a bomb threat on my voice mail there.

On-topic: a disco ball and a DJ

[LaRoza]

You work in a probation office? Awesome. I temped at one a long time ago, and what you say about the "customers" is true. I worked at the county level, so we got mainly drunk drivers, domestic violence cases, and child molesters. I also once got a bomb threat on my voice mail there.

On-topic: a disco ball and a DJ

I too am at county level, drunks, heroin addicts, domestic violence, dealers, users, and generally people too stupid to function are daily contacts.

Interestly, I met a new high in low, when a defendent at sentencing told the judge (after pleading guilty about 90 days earlier, and having the PSI) she didn't take part in the crime (a crime involving many people and committing many crimes) and that she was just standing there. SHE WAS THE LOOK OUT! Needless to say, the judge went into the aggravated range...

[petersjm]

A pay rise, a four-day week (working from home, of course) and another pay rise. Um, did I miss anything? ;)

Oh yes, a pay rise would be nice :D

[nikoPSK]

A pay rise, a four-day week (working from home, of course) and another pay rise. Um, did I miss anything? ;)

Oh yes, a pay rise would be nice :D

lol, free laptops.

[M!K3_$]

lol, free laptops.


mmmmmmm... free laptops

[nikoPSK]

eggnog!

[-grubby]

eggnog!

I want some!

[DUDE_2000]

a water feature in the corner....

[petersjm]

...someone else who understands the joys of Linux... :)

[LaRoza]

...someone else who understands the joys of Linux... :)

Send one to my office...

[nikoPSK]

Really, there are no linux appreciators at your work? That's sad and disturbing. Burn a couple cd's of ubu or something;)

[LaRoza]

Really, there are no linux appreciators at your work? That's sad and disturbing. Burn a couple cd's of ubu or something;)

I am a student now, and Linux is spreading with me at the epicentre.

At "work", my internship, their are no known Linux users, except for the IT guy for the county.

[nikoPSK]

well, I don't work yet, but in 4/ 5 years I will, and I hope to get a tech job (I wanna go to MIT;))

[jflaker]

Clothing optional on the first Tuesday of the month on odd months and the second Tuesday of the month on even months.

(It would be interesting, but most likely not very pretty... ;))

((making it complicated would most likely result in the odd person getting it wrong and standing out all day :twisted:))

Sounds like fun! BUT, there are just SOME people that you don't want to see topless!!! TRUST ME! For the others, well, I don't think I would get work done because of the distractions!

Free laptops should be the norm! Issued on day 1 and is yours after a set time period!