Talking Trash about each others avatars!

[RAV TUX]

Yet another community cafe game thread, this one is meant to be fun and enjoyable, here we talk trash about each others avatars in pure good fun.

Remember we are only talking avatars here, please be respectful to all forum members.

it starts like this, I will post and the next person talks a bit a trash about my avatar, and then so on and so forth about each others avatar, keep the post in sequence and only talk about the prior posters avatar.

remember if you can't take it don't dish it out....no obscenities are allowed or you will be subjected to the wrath of the moderators who eat bigger guys then you for breakfast...be warned ;)

This thread is inspired by this post:
Shazaam your a grinning pig. ;)
http://ubuntuforums.org/customavatars/avatar135668_1.gif
...and I'm an Alien!http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=559234

Give it to me! I can take it! hit me with your best shot! ;)

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[Shazaam]

Hey! I resemble that!
At least I'm not green.

P.S. I wish they would let you use animated gifs for avatars as I have the animated version for mine.

[RAV TUX]

Hey! I resemble that!
At least I'm not green.

P.S. I wish they would let you use animated gifs for avatars as I have the animated version for mine.

oink! oink! oink!

I think you stole my grandmothers dentures!

PS(Pig Script): please post the animated version of your avatar in the thread!

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[Shazaam]

Here you go-- it might run too fast (if it doesnt work I will try again)
I got it here.. http://www.liquidavatars.com/displayimage.php?album=14&pos=85

[RAV TUX]

Here you go-- it might run too fast (if it doesnt work I will try again)

What the hell is that pig doing!?

Please make it stop! :shock::shock::shock:

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[Shazaam]

LOL!. The downloaded version works correctly. i dont know why It does that. I darn near fell out of my chair reading your post.
Click on the picture for a larger version that runs correctly.

[~~Tito~~]

Is that pig on drugs? Cause it ain't easy being tasty!

[PmDematagoda]

Is that pig on drugs? Cause it ain't easy being tasty!

No, I think it must have just drunk a strong shot of whiskey(Hey news flash, pigs shouldn't drink, just as pigs don't fly, though I've been waiting for one to;).

[LaRoza]

A tux themed avatar, how original...

(Now someone do me, and forget about the pig:) )

[FuturePilot]

If I could make out what yours was....

Sorry can't forget about the pig. The thumbnail is so messed up, it's hilarious:lolflag:

[Lord Illidan]

Wipe that grin off your face!

[use a name]

Says mister-hey-see-my-blades-glow. Now I'm scared. :shock:
My avatar is Chuck Norris in invisible mode

[Lord Illidan]

Why is Chuck Norris hiding from me?

[Kingsley]

*cough*FURRY LOVER

[~~Tito~~]

How dare you make fun of John Cleese!!
(Someone do me!! No not that, like make fun of my avatar. . .)

[LaRoza]

Nice girl friend...

(I am going to keep coming back until someone recognizes my avatar for what it is)

[Bachstelze]

Putting avatars just for the fun of seeing the puzzled faces of people wondering what it is, uh ?

Real mature.

[lisati]

Nice girl friend...

(I am going to keep coming back until someone recognizes my avatar for what it is)

Try not to annoy our goat...... (or is it a bull?)

[xpod]

Who the hell uses those stupid counters as avatars??

[lisati]

Who the hell uses those stupid counters as avatars??
Pingu the Penguin

[LaRoza]

Look at the fanboy.

(Wrong with the avatar...)

[xpod]

Quote:
Originally Posted by xpod View Post
Who the hell uses those stupid counters as avatars??
Pingu the Penguin


Am i allowed a second go...???

What the hell.....WHO uses a stupid penguin for an avatar then:mrgreen:

[Chilli Bob]

(I am going to keep coming back until someone recognizes my avatar for what it is)

I always thought it was some kind of cow looking to the right until a few days ago when it finally hit me what it was. Now I can't see the cow any more.

[~~Tito~~]

^ Looks like a Pineapple didnt have any pu nani today.

[Chilli Bob]

Nice photo Tito - overexposed on the left, underexposed on the right, so it evens out nicely.

(Goes to Wikipedia to look up "pu nani")

-Edit- No, I didn't have any Coffee from Hawaii today, or any other of the meanings.

[Lord Illidan]

Scary pineapples don't scare me!

[~~Tito~~]

Nice photo Tito - overexposed on the left, underexposed on the right, so it evens out nicely.

(Goes to Wikipedia to look up "pu nani")

-Edit- No, I didn't have any Coffee from Hawaii today, or any other of the meanings.

Thats what I meant, most of the time ppl are pissed off when they don't get their coffee.

Scary pineapples don't scare me!
And video games don't scare me, especially prince of Persia.

[Lord Illidan]

Get your camera fixed, or your face!

[RAV TUX]

ballet rainbow dancing man in tights, tight tights!

[~~Tito~~]

Did that alien get molested cause he doesnt look happy, he looks like he is gonna blast you with his mental powers!

(BTW, my face show was supposed to look like that like a light side and a dark side :p.)

[PmDematagoda]

Yo, Tito your avatar looks like it's about to throw up:).

[Chilli Bob]

So PmDme-whatever, what does your avatar symbolise?? That Windows supports Linux??? or Linux rides on the back of Windows??? That attitude could get you lynched in this forum!!

[PmDematagoda]

No, I think that Linux is using the Windows Logo as a magic carpet.:)

[~~Tito~~]

You humiliate Tux in every manor XD!! He has man boobs and he is riding windows!

[PmDematagoda]

Yo Tito, My Tux, is strong, It's a gorilla, it forces Windows to be it's magic carpet!!!

BWHAHAHAHA!!!!:twisted::twisted:

[~~Tito~~]

Is he saluting to the windows window?

[p_quarles]

Yo Tito, My Tux, is strong, It's a gorilla, it forces Windows to be it's magic carpet!!!

BWHAHAHAHA!!!!:twisted::twisted:
Sure, but does the carpet match the drapes?

[use a name]

No carpet can match the drapes and certainly not that one, fading red-light-thingy.
Chuck Norris is just asleep, but he'll roundhousekick you anyway.

[christhemonkey]

oh so you think your clever, posting in a trash talk my avatar thread without an avatar...

[LaRoza]

Why were you looking at your keyboard? Oh, I see, a "hunt and peck" poster, eh?

[use a name]

Indeed, he should have used his mouse to select the empty line, or see what happened before. But, rather no avatar than some thresholded-haha-you-can't-see-what-my-avatar-is avatar.

[LaRoza]

Your avatar sucks...

[PmDematagoda]

Yeah, looking at a blank avatar is very silly. Your profile should be complete.

[FuturePilot]

Your Tux looks like he's being electrocuted.

[PmDematagoda]

No, it's being empowered.

Yours doesn't seem to have a brain, life isn't all just smiles, Mr.Smiley face.

[Lord Illidan]

You are defiling Tux by putting him in the same room with a windows logo!

[FuturePilot]

A Prancing ballerina

[Lord Illidan]

Your teeth are too big for your face!

[LaRoza]

Your wings are flimsy, aren't you in those old videos of people attempting to fly?

[FuturePilot]

Still reading that book eh?

[erwbol]

Volume 3.

[LaRoza]

Another coward...

[use a name]

Okok, I've substituted Chuck Norris with a better superhero.

Yours looks like supercow btw. Supercow in a blender?

[erwbol]

Get a shave!

[use a name]

Striking that you look like a razorhead.

[Chilli Bob]

Whoa - that's one close-up I could have done without!

[aimran]

I'd like to put that one in your back orifice :)

[erwbol]

No funny stuff!

[p_quarles]

I'd like to put that one in your back orifice :)
Hey, take a hint from your avatar and zip it.

:D

[init1]

A tux themed avatar, how original...

(Now someone do me, and forget about the pig:) )
I could never tell what your's was. It looks like a giant with a huge mustache or something. Of course, it's only fair if I get an avatar now :D

[init1]

oh so you think your clever, posting in a trash talk my avatar thread without an avatar...
Your avatar is Christmas themed. That's so out of season.

[p_quarles]

I could never tell what your's was. It looks like a giant with a huge mustache or something. Of course, it's only fair if I get an avatar now :D
Oh, I get it now. LaRoza's avatar is RMS.

And since you don't have an avatar: what the H-E-double-hockeysticks kinda name is "init1"? I wouldn't call my pet slug that!

[init1]

Oh, I get it now. LaRoza's avatar is RMS.

And since you don't have an avatar: what the H-E-double-hockeysticks kinda name is "init1"? I wouldn't call my pet slug that!
Well, what's p_quarles supposed to mean? Did you just randomly flail your arms around on your keyboard?

Now that I have an avatar, you may criticize it :D

[p_quarles]

Well, what's p_quarles supposed to mean? Did you just randomly flail your arms around on your keyboard?

Now that I have an avatar, you may criticize it :D
Erm, actually, it's my pet slug's name. :redface:

[nonewmsgs]

Erm, actually, it's my pet slug's name. :redface:

you look like a fan of the red light district or do you just like stopping at the intersections?

a pet slug?

[p_quarles]

Dear "I don't know how to download images so I drew Tux using MS Paint",

Yes, a pet slug.

[blastus]

That penguin is just wrong. It needs a bathroom.

[Frak]

A tux themed avatar, how original...

(Now someone do me, and forget about the pig:) )
It's an old man with 3 arms, duh.

[nonewmsgs]

Dear "I don't know how to download images so I drew Tux using MS Paint",

Yes, a pet slug.

calling the aliens back for another probe?

actually i sold a thumb drive to this art chick for 3 penguin avatar pics. she gave me nothing for a month and i started to make a fuss and she sent me that. im hoping the other ones look more like her usual work.

why a slug?

[Frak]

Dear "I don't know how to download images so I drew Tux using MS Paint",

Yes, a pet slug.
You're aware that movie is dead, right? Sheesh...

[nonewmsgs]

That penguin is just wrong. It needs a bathroom.

anatomically correct penguins are aparantly not approved by the forums.
(i laughed at your remark)


did you dig up marilyn monroe just to take that picture?

[eph1973]

@p_quarles:

You running Ubuntu on your state-of-the-art HAL9000?

@nonewmsgs:

Does your mom know you are using the computer (I gathered that you were likely below the age of 10 based on that rendition of a penguin).

[p_quarles]

You're aware that movie is dead, right? Sheesh...
It is dead, yes . . . to George Lucas and others who can't spell "effects."

[mysticrider92]

Another coward...

I think I got it, is your avatar two children (looks like one girl and one boy) reading a book?

[p_quarles]

@p_quarles:

You running Ubuntu on your state-of-the-art HAL9000?.
You know what? I'll take my sentient, morally unstable supercomputer over a squirrel with a bazooka in a second. Don't make me cut off your life support.

[eph1973]

@p_quarles

At least you didn't use one of the 2 billion penguin avatars to represent yourself (like mysticrider92 there).

"What are you doing Dave?"

[mysticrider92]

@p_quarles

At least you didn't use one of the 2 billion penguin avatars to represent yourself (like mysticrider92 there).

"What are you doing Dave?"

:) My Sam Fisher tux is different from the other 2 billion. But, I do need to find a new one.

Oh, I would hate to see what that squirrel looks like after shooting the LAW.

[nonewmsgs]

:) My Sam Fisher tux is different from the other 2 billion. But, I do need to find a new one.

Oh, I would hate to see what that squirrel looks like after shooting the LAW.

that tick scares me.

[mysticrider92]

that tick scares me.

huh?

[p_quarles]

huh?
Compare:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2c/Ixodes_ricinusklein.jpg
http://ubuntuforums.org/customavatars/avatar134328_9.gif

[mysticrider92]

Maybe I am just being slow right now, but I still don't understand that...

[nonewmsgs]

ignore the extra legs.

green eyes match the antenea.

[mysticrider92]

Ok, now I get it.

[use a name]

Must be the tight helmet.

[FuturePilot]

Aaaaaa!

[use a name]

Aaaaaa! Saw myself in your dentures...

[LaRoza]

Who is that guy? Who nose...

[erwbol]

Who is that guy? Who nose...

is meant to distract us from his vampire teeth.

[LaRoza]

Nice computer!

[FuturePilot]

That book must be good.

[erwbol]

You mean you and Rorschach are gonna pay me a visit, Smiley?

[LaRoza]

That book must be good.

Not quite trash...but what can you expect from a chirpy gerbil faced optimist?

[christhemonkey]

Is it a panda biting a tree branch?!

[init1]

You mean you and Rorschach are gonna pay me a visit, Smiley?
That's a nice computer you got there. How many reams of hard drive space do you have?

[eph1973]

@LaRoza

That looks like a cubist's version of The Count from Sesame Street.

@christhemonkey & init1

You do realize that since Ubuntu is a Linux distribution, you don't have to let everyone know you use Linux through your avatars, right?

@erwbol

p_quarles uses the HAL 9000 as an avatar. I see you use his predecessor: the HAL 1000

@use a name

Around here, we call that a "molester mustache".

[RAV TUX]

I hope no animals were harmed in the making of your avatar.

[eph1973]

Only the cow that you abducted for experimentation.

[RAV TUX]

Only the cow that you abducted for experimentation.

Is that a light Saber or are you happy to see me? ;)

[Frak]

:(, I feel left out...

[p_quarles]

Is that a light Saber or are you happy to see me ;)
Hey, RAV TUX, it sure does suck that those alien jocks had to give you a swirly. But, you know, they're just jealous.

[p_quarles]

:(, I feel left out...
Yeah, go ahead and feel sorry for yourself because your avatar is too dumb to even make fun of. Wah!

[Caffeine_Junky]

/me paints a target on my back and jumps into the ring):P

heh, it's worth a bean ..I suppose :p

[FuturePilot]

How many distros and desktop environments do you need?

[Frak]

Yeah, go ahead and feel sorry for yourself because your avatar is too dumb to even make fun of. Wah!
Ahh, that was mean, but at least People actually realize what mine is.

[Caffeine_Junky]

How many distros and desktop environments do you need?

one for each day of the week.. I change them more often than my underwear :popcorn:

[p_quarles]

How many distros and desktop environments do you need?
Since most of us need to use several computers just to render your teeth, FuturePilot, it only makes sense to experiment with different configurations.

[eph1973]

@Caffeine_Junky:

Looks like you have ADD with Linux distros.

@RAV_TUX:

I didn't think aliens were kosher.

@Frak:

Yes, and if you used the letters XP, people would also know what that is. It doesn't mean being known is a good thing.

[p_quarles]

Ahh, that was mean, but at least People actually realize what mine is.
People realize what letters of the alphabet are? Wow! Film at 11.

[FuturePilot]

Laser beams are harmful to the eyes.

[eph1973]

@FuturePilot:

If those are your natural teeth, I have some good advice for you: NEVER get caps.

[Caffeine_Junky]

@Caffeine_Junky:

Looks like you have ADD with Linux distros.

LOL yup :p cant get enough :)

[p_quarles]

Laser beams are harmful to the eyes.
How would you know?

[FuturePilot]

Because after staring at your avatar I get nightmares.

[eph1973]

Because after staring at your avatar I get nightmares.

But, would the laser beams from his "eye" just be reflected back at him? I mean, it is like having something like the Hubble telescope mirror stuck in your face with that smiley.

[RAV TUX]

:(, I feel left out...

F freaking X!

[FuturePilot]

Well, that thing in that chipmunks mouth looks more like a telescope to me.

[kr0n05 I I]

Sorry, didn't notice that I was reading the first page...

[RAV TUX]

Well, that thing in that chipmunks mouth looks more like a telescope to me.

Grin and bare it!

Sorry, didn't notice that I was reading the first page...

Just another brick in the wall!

[FuturePilot]

Is that a cinnamon bun on its head?

Hmm, I could go for one of those now. :lol:

[RAV TUX]

Is that a cinnamon bun on its head?

You have NO nose!

it would be nice if you had a nose then you could smell the cinnabun

[FuturePilot]

oh nose!
:lolflag:

That alien is smaller than the grass.

[p_quarles]

You have NO nose!

it would be nice if you had a nose then you could smell the cinnabun
Nice for you, maybe (I scratched and sniffed, and that's no cinnabon).

Shorter RAV TUX: smell my forehead.

[eph1973]

Well, that thing in that chipmunks mouth looks more like a telescope to me.

It's a LAW rocket launcher, and it's not in its mouth. I can understand how someone with a mouth the size of yours can misinterpret something in the vicinity of the mouth to be IN the mouth.

[Frak]

F freaking X!
Gutsy has Bulletproof X and Xorg Config, so I'm good :)

[FuturePilot]

It's a LAW rocket launcher, and it's not in its mouth. I can understand how someone with a mouth the size of yours can misinterpret something in the vicinity of the mouth to be IN the mouth.


Violence is not the answer.

It's a LAW rocket launcher, and it's not in its mouth. I can understand how someone with a mouth the size of yours can misinterpret something in the vicinity of the mouth to be IN the mouth.

Lol, that was a good one. Gave me a laugh:lolflag:

[RAV TUX]

Where are your eyebrows?

[FuturePilot]

By the looks of it, you don't have any either

[p_quarles]

Where are your eyebrows?
Umm . . .

Pot, this is Kettle. You two have much in common, so I'm sure you'll get along.

EDIT: FP beat me to it.

EDIT pt. 2: I didn't mean to imply that FuturePilot's avatar actually looks like a kettle. Clearly, it's missing a spout.

[eph1973]

@Caffeine_Junky

Ahh, yet another penguin reference. I am assuming that is a penguin. Or else a real stupid looking duck. But I digress. Apparently you have the same problem with avatars as you have with Linux distros. You are probably one of the people that want animated .gifs so that you could flash through 10 different avatars every 2 seconds. Here's a page for you since you like penguins (http://www.angelfire.com/pe/penguindance/) so much.

[Billy_McBong]

that cat looks like its about to kill somebody:shock:

[p_quarles]

that cat looks like its about to kill somebody:shock:
I'm really seriously hoping -- pleading even -- that "somebody" is me. Tux mounting Konqy?

[dfreer]

@p_quarles
"Stop. Dave. Please stop."
*yank*

At least my avatar never got pwned by Keir Dullea ;)

[p_quarles]

@p_quarles
"Stop. Dave. Please stop."
*yank*

At least my avatar never got pwned by Keir Dullea ;)
Didn't I kill you back when games came in cartridges?

[cwrann]

P_quarles: I don't know if that Eye is the terminator or HAL but I just wish it would sing Daisy and go black.

Dfreer: Why don't you get yourself rendered and join the 21st century.

[p_quarles]

P_quarles: I don't know if that Eye is the terminator or HAL but I just wish it would sing Daisy and go black.
I'll do whatever you want as long as you sign the pre-nup.

[eph1973]

@cwrann

Did you shrink your avatar before posting on here so we couldn't see it? It's almost as small as the link in my signature.

[voided3]

Hey, at least everyone knows what the best kind of processors ever made are.....





Is it sad that two of my running computers have Pentiums in them?

[voided3]

....and one has a 386.....

[HokeyFry]

the only *good* insult i can come up with for plain intel avatar will get me into some trouble. so you know i wouldnt hold back if this was no holds barred.


it has something to do with intel inside though

[eph1973]

Ahh, when I think about Intel, in particular the Pentium, I think about quality. Quality like the way their Pentium 60 handled floating points when it first came out in 1994. Here is a link (http://www.willamette.edu/%7Emjaneba/pentprob.html) explaining if you don't know what I am talking about.

[voided3]

...but dude... you haven't experienced computing until you have a machine with a malstrom of 133 and 200 mhz fury behind it...

[voided3]

actually the 200 mhz is a 166 running overclocked.... wooohooo

[eph1973]

...but dude... you haven't experienced computing until you have a machine with a malstrom of 133 and 200 mhz fury behind it...

No, you haven't experienced computing until you have a CPU represented by an alpha-numeric combination involving the letters SX or DX, such as the 386DX/40 I used to have.

I still have a laptop I haven't fired up in a few years that has a pentium 200 in it.

I suppose it would break the bank to buy like a 1500 MHz computer for like 10 bucks out of the newspaper ads or something similar. Perhaps you should look into buying one of those XO-1's. Then at least you will be up to speed with the rural areas of third world countries.

[voided3]

Hey, I have a Compaq Contura w/ a 25mhz 386.... and a bunch of other newer computers too (633mhz celeron that for some reason overclocks to 900mhz on a Asus mobo easily, a 800mhz PIII, a 450mhz K6-III, a Athlon XP-M 1800+, and a Athlon XP 2500+ as well as a Macbook Pro).

You see the problem is though that I have TOO MANY computers that were $10 or less (but God bless Linux for making them usable!)

[Caffeine_Junky]

@eph1973

lol ...something like this do you mean?

:p

[use a name]

It's a LAW rocket launcher, and it's not in its mouth. I can understand how someone with a mouth the size of yours can misinterpret something in the vicinity of the mouth to be IN the mouth.

Oh, yeah, nuts from such a bazooka really hurt. I mean, you must have hit Caffeine_Junky real hard.

[init1]

@LaRoza

That looks like a cubist's version of The Count from Sesame Street.

@christhemonkey & init1

You do realize that since Ubuntu is a Linux distribution, you don't have to let everyone know you use Linux through your avatars, right?

@erwbol

p_quarles uses the HAL 9000 as an avatar. I see you use his predecessor: the HAL 1000

@use a name

Around here, we call that a "molester mustache".
Not every one would assume that I use Debian, even though I am in an Ubuntu forum.
And although no animals were harmed in the making of RAV TUX's avatar, I am afraid that maybe that squirrel could have injured itself or others. Rocket launchers are not toys.

[Kingsley]

Debian is almost as boring as your user name!

[eph1973]

Rocket launchers are not toys.

Yes they are:
http://www.pcusa.org/today/images/cover/1103/bazooka.jpg
http://aasurplus.ca/airsoft/images/arii-m72a2done.jpg
http://home.comcast.net/%7Eferret1963/BLAST_Bazooka_Web.jpg
Note that I said use Linux, not use Ubuntu. However, I thought your avatar looks like the swirling toilet bowl before RAV_TUX's former avatar got his head dunked in it.

[stalker145]

Note that I said use Linux, not use Ubuntu. However, I thought your avatar looks like the swirling toilet bowl before RAV_TUX's former avatar got his head dunked in it.

My avatar can kill your avatar on the battlefield :twisted:

[mysticrider92]

My Sam Fisher tux could own any pathetic little squirrel and penguin in a hat... And they wouldn't even know it...

[erwbol]

My Sam Fisher tux could own any pathetic little squirrel and penguin in a hat... And they wouldn't even know it...

You've got no scroll wheel on your Sam Fisher Tux mouse? What a piece of crap!

Proud to be an atheist.

[stalker145]

My Sam Fisher tux could own any pathetic little squirrel and penguin in a hat... And they wouldn't even know it...

And how would Sam "own" us when his arms aren't even long enough to scratch his own bum?

[erwbol]

And how would Sam "own" us when his arms aren't even long enough to scratch his own bum?

You consider your own flippers without sin? THAT is a SIN!

[stalker145]

You consider your own flippers without sin? THAT is a SIN!

Says the apparently drunken alien avatar from amongst the fallen bushes... (I admittedly have no clue what it really is - even after tinkering with The GIMP for a while)

No, my flippers are not without sin. My flippers, being trained by the U.S. Marines are the epitome of sin...

[erwbol]

Says the apparently drunken alien avatar from amongst the fallen bushes... (I admittedly have no clue what it really is - even after tinkering with The GIMP for a while)

No, my flippers are not without sin. My flippers, being trained by the U.S. Marines are the epitome of sin...

Those are samurai topknots. It took humiliating two of them to create this picture, but since flippers come in pairs . . . .
CHOP CHOP! :twisted: :twisted:

[stalker145]

Those are samurai topknots. It took humiliating two of them to create this picture, but since flippers come in pairs . . . .
CHOP CHOP! :twisted: :twisted:

Hmmm, not quite sure what will be doing the chop chopping as those powerful topknots are lying on the ground... seems either some poor samurai was defeated or driven off.

Maybe he ran away in fear of the mighty penguin army...

[use a name]

Soooo, let's BBQ! Anyone want some penguin meat?

(Are penguins covered by the term fruits de mer?)

[stalker145]

Soooo, let's BBQ! Anyone want some penguin meat?

(Are penguins covered by the term fruits de mer?)

Ooooh, I'd like a bar-b-cue. Even if it's hosted by a lonely nerd-avatar that can't find someone to take its own picture ;)

[eph1973]

@RAV_TUX

I'm not so sure an animal wasn't hurt by the creation of your avatar. Why does it look like that sheep is looking behind itself?

@almost everyone else

Is it me, or is it getting really cold out here? I am just seeing all these penguins, and it's starting to look like I'm at the south pole.

[use a name]

Ooooh, I'd like a bar-b-cue. Even if it's hosted by a lonely nerd-avatar that can't find someone to take its own picture ;)

Wow, so you volunteer?! How nice!

Actually people dare coming close to me! Close enough to take that picture. :) (Only 55mm focal length (x1.6) and I did not force her... :shock:)

PS. Someone grab that squirrel! They seem to be tasty! Oh, and @squirrel: you won't be cold anymore. :)

[eph1973]

I knew it! It is a molester mustache!

[stalker145]

@RAV_TUX

I'm not so sure an animal wasn't hurt by the creation of your avatar. Why does it look like that sheep is looking behind itself?

The sheep is looking behind himself because (cue hillbilly joke) he's watching for his daaa-aaaddy.

[stalker145]

Actually people dare coming close to me! Close enough to take that picture. :) (Only 55mm focal length (x1.6) and I did not force her... :shock:)

Oh, how adorable. What is her character class and how many hit points does she have? :D

Take a look around MySpace (http://www.myspace.com) and you'll see what I mean... young nerds, angry goths... it's so sad what society is becoming ;)

[eph1973]

Oh, how adorable. What is her character class and how many hit points does she have? :D


ROFL @ stalker145

He's got on his boots of escaping (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFULqBTbvls)

[init1]

Debian is almost as boring as your user name!
I don't use Debian for excitement.

[cogadh]

Ooooh, I'd like a bar-b-cue. Even if it's hosted by a lonely nerd-avatar that can't find someone to take its own picture ;)
Did someone say bar-b-cue?

[init1]

Did someone say bar-b-cue?
We can light the grill with your head.

[use a name]

Did someone say bar-b-cue?

Yeah, the jealous penguin and the loudmouthed squirrel are on the menu tonight.

[stalker145]

Yeah, the jealous penguin and the loudmouthed squirrel are on the menu tonight.

Said the avatar that was too fat to fit within the picture frame...

[stalker145]

Did someone say bar-b-cue?

Out of curiosity, does it burn when you pee?

[use a name]

Said the avatar that was too fat to fit within the picture frame...

Yeah, well, I had a bad-hair-day. Not as bad as cogadh though.

[mysticrider92]

And how would Sam "own" us when his arms aren't even long enough to scratch his own bum?

Oops, didn't think about that. I am going to go with this: his gun can magically float in front of him and shoot simply by thinking.

[use a name]

Oops, didn't think about that. I am going to go with this: his gun can magically float in front of him and shoot simply by thinking.

Heh, scratching your bum has never been this much fun.

[Het Irv]

Yeah, well, I had a bad-hair-day. Not as bad as cogadh though.
must have forgotten to brush your teeth as well

[p_quarles]

must have forgotten to brush your teeth as well
Sheesh. Go easy on that rub-on suntan stuff.

[vambo]

must have forgotten to brush your teeth as well
I'd stay away from these sunbeds 8)

[Het Irv]

The Lighting is bad.

@p_quarles
At least I don't have to kiddnap my friends to get them to pay attention to me.

[Het Irv]

I'd stay away from these sunbeds 8)
how can you talk? You have no mouth!

[p_quarles]

The Lighting is bad.

@p_quarles
At least I don't have to kiddnap my friends to get them to pay attention to me.
Neither does a flashing neon sign. So, you're right: there are certain advantages to being fluorescent.

[smartboyathome]

Wow, an evil computer. It is almost as unorigional as tux.

[Het Irv]

Wow, an evil computer. It is almost as unorigional as tux.
Says the guy with the Ubuntu Symbol.

[KillMyBrain]

Says the guy with the Ubuntu Symbol.


It looks like a samurai with a bicycle helmet on.

[Het Irv]

It looks like a samurai with a bicycle helmet on.
its more of a headband and a ponytail
(yes I realize I'm not helping myself)

[blackaardvark]

Well thank god mine is the best!

[vambo]

Well thank god mine is the best!
Try and get your money back on that hair restorer.

[Dirty Ole]

Try and get your money back on that hair restorer.

Better run the lawn mower over your head...

[p_quarles]

Try and get your money back on that hair restorer.
. . . and just use shoe polish and a mop like vambo here.

[Het Irv]

Better run the lawn mower over your head...
The Red Baron?
Does anyone actually play that game other that me?

[Dirty Ole]

The Red Baron?
Does anyone actually play that game other that me?

I did. Hunt for the Red Baron by Fiendish Games(was my first cracked software)

[init1]

I did. Hunt for the Red Baron by Fiendish Games(was my first cracked software)
You really need to shave that thing off. I'm scared.

[eph1973]

@Dirty Ole
See the resemblance?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/95/Dick_muttley.jpg
Hannah-Barbera Characters Dastardly and Mutley

[use a name]

@Dirty Ole
See the resemblance?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/95/Dick_muttley.jpg
Hannah-Barbera Characters Dastardly and Mutley

They're not the same characters? Anyway, these mustaches are nothing! lol

[Het Irv]

What are you talking about yours looks like a bad Photoshop job!

[use a name]

What is Photoshop?

Yours is done with paint?

[Ekkusu]

Personal photos are so 5 years ago.

[Het Irv]

What is Photoshop?

Yours is done with paint?
At least I know how to do a full face.

[Het Irv]

Personal photos are so 5 years ago.
NO AVATAR

Is someone ashamed to show themself? Must they hide in the shadows to insult others?

[Ekkusu]

HmmhmmhmmhmmhmmhahahAHAHAHAHA

[Het Irv]

HmmhmmhmmhmmhmmhahahAHAHAHAHA

Is that your Holloween Mask? or a wolf on a feather on a rock.
Whatever it is, it's not pretty.

[Ekkusu]

Ahh the glare IT ALMOST BARELY BLINDS

[nave.notnilc]

lol--What exactly is yours, Ekkusu?

[use a name]

@Ekkusu:

You just said personal photo's were "so 5 years ago"! Tsss...

[Ekkusu]

Actually I'm not entirely sure. I had wanted to put this up, but resolution does not compute nor do I wanna resize it:

http://www.peacefuldeath.net/guwange/f_tubo.jpg

[Ekkusu]

@Ekkusu:

You just said personal photo's were "so 5 years ago"! Tsss...

What? They are! XD

[use a name]

What? They are! XD

Ah, so that's not you in your avatar?

[Ekkusu]

Ah, so that's not you in your avatar?

Actually I'm not entirely sure.

*points*

[Het Irv]

lol--What exactly is yours, Ekkusu?

And yours is???

I got It
Link the Pimp

[mysticrider92]

@almost everyone else

Is it me, or is it getting really cold out here? I am just seeing all these penguins, and it's starting to look like I'm at the south pole.

It is not cold here in SC. **thinks about finding an MP5 avatar, and wonders if that is against the copyright**

[Kingsley]

^ Egg avatar makes me hungry for egg. ^

[p_quarles]

^ Egg avatar makes me hungry for egg. ^
"So I sez to this guy [hic], yeah, well lemme [hic] tell you something [hic]: there's a specter [hic] haunting Europe and [zzzzz]"

[eph1973]

@Ekkusu

I can tell what this is better than I can tell what your "avatar" is:

http://www.cuddlybear.org/hello/693297/640/jackson-pollock-2006.07.10-11.35.07.jpg

P.S. Here is that other picture you posted resized as a 90x90 pixel picture you can use as an avatar (so we can point and laugh at it).

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Edit: @Ekkusu: My wife said your avatar looks like someone's uterus :-P

[vambo]

That's a load of Pollocks

[p_quarles]

Okay, who exactly thought it would be a good idea to give that squirrel a paint bazooka?

[fuscia]

hal, this is dave. i'm installing ubuntu on you. sorry.

[p_quarles]

hal, this is dave. i'm installing ubuntu on you. sorry.
Real clever, fuscia, wearing that dinner napkin on your face. No, I couldn't read your lips while you were plotting my demise, but at least I have basic fashion sense.

[Kingsley]

Demon's eye. ^

[eph1973]

@Kingsley

Is that Karl Marx wearing a lampshade? Flashing the sign of the devil? You might as well use one of the pictures from this website (http://wonkette.com/politics/dept%27-of-runnin.-with-the-devil/bush-junior-makes-the-devil-sign-again-at-911-ceremony-299130.php) as your avatar. Didn't know you were a "W" fanboy.

@fuscia

Didn't I kill your avatar in Mortal Kombat?

[RAV TUX]

...

Squirrel Bait!

[p_quarles]

Squirrel Bait!
Look, my affair with Gumby was a long time ago. If you're expecting child support . . .

[RAV TUX]

Look, my affair with Gumby was a long time ago. If you're expecting child support . . .
http://ubuntuforums.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=45156&d=1191384731
http://ubuntuforums.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=45156&d=1191384731
http://ubuntuforums.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=45156&d=1191384731
I have fallen into a hypnotic state with your glaring red light, please turn it off!

[eph1973]

@RAV TUX & p_quarles

I was starting to think that p_quarles' avatar was actually a close up of one of your eyes. But now I know better. RAV TUX's avatar is actually a Gumby Frankenstein Cyborg using the HAL 9000 Operating System. This is what happens when geneticists go unchecked.

(By the way, did you turn Pokey into a cyborg?)
http://www.bibi.org/box/2007/03/horse_sculpture.jpg

[RAV TUX]

(By the way, did you turn Pokey into a cyborg?)
http://www.bibi.org/box/2007/03/horse_sculpture.jpg
?

[eph1973]

Looks like you melted off what remained of FrankenGumby's skin. You are now the Gumby equivalent of this:

http://blog.scifi.com/tech/pics/terminator.jpg

[eph1973]

?

You still had the FrankenGumby avatar when I wrote that.

In case you are not familiar with the Gumby show (a children's show using claymation), here is a picture of them. The pony's name is Pokey.

http://www.knottywood-treasures.com/art/sericel-gumby&pokey.jpg

[RAV TUX]

Looks like you melted off what remained of FrankenGumby's skin. You are now the Gumby equivalent of this:

http://blog.scifi.com/tech/pics/terminator.jpg

You still had the FrankenGumby avatar when I wrote that.

In case you are not familiar with the Gumby show (a children's show using claymation), here is a picture of them. The pony's name is Pokey.

http://www.knottywood-treasures.com/art/sericel-gumby&pokey.jpg


ahhh I get you, my new avatar is robot#0047:

http://ubuntuforums.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=45158&d=1191387674

He's 17 inches tall and his name is Standard

For more information about my current avatar see my post here:
http://ubuntuforums.org/showpost.php?p=3466608&postcount=263

[p_quarles]

@eph1973: Boy, your post above reallly makes no sense at all now, huh?

[eph1973]

@eph1973: Boy, your post above reallly makes no sense at all now, huh?

That's awesome. I see you have chosen what appears to be an even OLDER movie to choose your avatar from. You get going back too far, and you are gonna have to use a Charlie Chaplin avatar, or maybe go way back and use Shakespeare.

[p_quarles]

That's awesome. I see you have chosen what appears to be an even OLDER movie to choose your avatar from. You get going back too far, and you are gonna have to use a Charlie Chaplin avatar, or maybe go way back and use Shakespeare.
What in Zeus's name are you talking about?

(edit: For anyone just tuning in now, my avatar used to be HAL from 2001: A Space Odyssey, which was briefly changed to Dr. Strangelove from Dr. Strangelove, and is now Homer, as in Odyssey)

[eph1973]

What in Zeus's name are you talking about?

Here's your next avatar:
http://www.crystalinks.com/yei.jpg

[p_quarles]

Okay, so now you're desecrating ancient cave paintings with your paint bazooka?

Have you, sir, at long last, no sense of decency?

[eph1973]

Okay, so now you're desecrating ancient cave paintings with your paint bazooka?

Have you, sir, at long last, no sense of decency?45163

BULLSEYE!!!

[p_quarles]

Meh. Do your worst.

PS: Meiosis FTW!!eleven111zomg!1!

[eph1973]

Meh. Do your worst.

PS: Meiosis FTW!!eleven111zomg!1!

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Next

[p_quarles]

Exactly.

[eph1973]

I find biology to be boring to me (yawn).

[use a name]

yawn

Be careful which mouth you load with paint.

[eph1973]

You've been served!

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[use a name]

You've been served!

45172

You missed a spot. :p

[PmDematagoda]

Ok, I'm treading on a minefield here. Yo use a name, why on earth do you have something as meaningless as an enlarged head as your avatar?:D

[Dark Aspect]

Just try and talk trash about the coolest video game character ever to grace one side of a CD or floppy.

DUKE NUKEM ROCKS!!!!!!!!

I like the old side scroller versions of Duke.

eph1973's rodent with gun can not beat the one and only....Duke Nukem.

[PmDematagoda]

Yo Dark Aspect, you have gotta realize that guns shoot bullets, not light, where on earth did you get that avatar, "the punk that shoots light out of his guns" site? :D

[Dark Aspect]

Yeah and your avatar looks like Tux's is being Electrocuted by the windows logo.....

Your a penguin hater!!!!!!!

or Tux's is getting very freaky with windows....can't till my vision is not that good.

http://ubuntuforums.org/customavatars/avatar361835_3.gif

[PmDematagoda]

Dude, I've been saying over and over again, he is being empowered!!:D

[use a name]

Dude, I've been saying over and over again, he is being empowered!!:D
By windows...
Ok, I'm treading on a minefield here. Yo use a name, why on earth do you have something as meaningless as an enlarged head as your avatar?
Soooo, if yours is meaningful and not just a joke... Tsssk...

[Dark Aspect]

where on earth did you get that avatar, "the punk that shoots light out of his guns" site? :D

Actually I got the file here (http://www.3drealms.com/zerohour/images/zhbackground.jpg) from 3D Realms main site (http://www.3drealms.com/index.html).Then I made the pic smaller with gimp and converted it to a .png file.

[p_quarles]

@Duke Blind'em: I think that was more of a rhetorical question.

Sadly, no one has yet taken the obvious jab at my current avatar, so I guess I'll have to do it myself:
"Splitter!"

[stalker145]

Just try and talk trash about the coolest video game character ever to grace one side of a CD or floppy.

DUKE NUKEM ROCKS!!!!!!!!

I like the old side scroller versions of Duke.

eph1973's rodent with gun can not beat the one and only....Duke Nukem.

WOOT!! Duke Nukem has FINALLY arrived!!11!!one!!

Are you as slow as the video game's creation or is it just me? ;)

@Duke Blind'em: I think that was more of a rhetorical question.

Sadly, no one has yet taken the obvious jab at my current avatar, so I guess I'll have to do it myself:
"Splitter!"

Actually, after looking at your avatar for so long, I've come to the conclusion that I need to quit drinking.

[petersjm]

Um... All yo avatars are *ucked up! Mine rocks! :P

[init1]

Um... All yo avatars are *ucked up! Mine rocks! :P
It's a letter. That's boring.