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Sporkman
September 20th, 2007, 10:26 AM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070919/capt.3a6dcd3bf310433a9294a684eb4b252b.army_brain_t ests_tnjr101.jpg
stalker145
September 20th, 2007, 11:09 AM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070919/capt.3a6dcd3bf310433a9294a684eb4b252b.army_brain_t ests_tnjr101.jpg

Soldiers from the 101st Airborne Division conduct their semi-annual physical fitness test.
FuturePilot
September 20th, 2007, 01:04 PM
"No cheating"
use a name
September 20th, 2007, 02:34 PM
You've been shot and your unit hasn't noticed yet. What do you do?

A: You scream out loud and wave with you helmet. They'll surely see you and run to the rescue.
B: You empty your gun in the enemy's direction and then scream out loud and wave with your helmet.
C: You use you gun to shoot ... --- ...
D: You make a white flag and surrender.
E: You call for air support.
stalker145
September 20th, 2007, 03:02 PM
Soldier: <typing> I am a 19 year-old blonde with 38DD...
init1
September 20th, 2007, 06:00 PM
Hey! What are you doing on Ubuntu Forums?
monsieurdozier
September 20th, 2007, 10:12 PM
"The US Military tests its new training exercises: Quake."
LaRoza
September 21st, 2007, 10:42 AM
sudo rm -rf /bin/laden

...
TameLion
September 21st, 2007, 10:50 AM
"Tests prove that bald men have similar tastes in online clothes shopping"
LaRoza
September 21st, 2007, 10:52 AM
"Tests prove that bald men have similar tastes in online clothes shopping"

:D
FuturePilot
September 21st, 2007, 11:12 AM
sudo rm -rf /bin/laden

bin/laden: No such file or directory
LaRoza
September 21st, 2007, 02:05 PM
bin/laden: No such file or directory

Continue the search....
init1
September 23rd, 2007, 09:34 AM
Continue the search....
find / -name bin laden

Nothing here, anyone else with some luck?
FuturePilot
September 23rd, 2007, 12:48 PM
mv bin /tmp
stalker145
September 24th, 2007, 11:45 AM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070919/capt.3a6dcd3bf310433a9294a684eb4b252b.army_brain_t ests_tnjr101.jpg

Oooh, oooh!! I'll say it!! I'll say it!!

<Soldiers in unison>: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
LaRoza
September 24th, 2007, 11:49 AM
find / -name bin laden

Nothing here, anyone else with some luck?


sudo aptitude install terrorist



terrorist -o /bin/laden



whereis evil
/bin/laden
FuturePilot
September 24th, 2007, 12:01 PM
cd /middle_east/Iraq
Sporkman
September 24th, 2007, 12:53 PM
cd /middle_east/Iraq


world> ls -l
Total 90256
-rwxrwxrwx Iraqis Iraq 102331 Mar 20 2003 Terrorist_activity

world>
LaRoza
September 24th, 2007, 12:55 PM
sudo chmod +x /bin/laden/evil


It is "executable" :D.
jimi_hendrix
September 2nd, 2008, 10:21 AM
decided to bump the oldest thread that looked interesting