izanbardprince
September 16th, 2007, 05:38 PM
http://www.epinions.com/content_5101166724
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The first thing Chuck Norris did in Ubuntu, was change his window manager to IceWM.
Chuck Norris does not need Evolution or Xchat, because when he has something to say, you will listen to him regardless.
Chuck Norris needs neither "Help" nor "Support", those are for his enemies!
Chuck Norris wrote every Delta Force script in emacs.
Chuck Norris stared down XMMS and it synced his iPod.
Chuck Norris once played Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory, that was a bad day to be a Nazi!
Chuck Norris has browsed the web with Netscape 4 since Red Hat 6, and when the content sees him, it renders itself!
The most guaranteed way to make the Linux kernel panic, is to tell it Chuck Norris is mad at it.
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The first thing Chuck Norris did in Ubuntu, was change his window manager to IceWM.
Chuck Norris does not need Evolution or Xchat, because when he has something to say, you will listen to him regardless.
Chuck Norris needs neither "Help" nor "Support", those are for his enemies!
Chuck Norris wrote every Delta Force script in emacs.
Chuck Norris stared down XMMS and it synced his iPod.
Chuck Norris once played Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory, that was a bad day to be a Nazi!
Chuck Norris has browsed the web with Netscape 4 since Red Hat 6, and when the content sees him, it renders itself!
The most guaranteed way to make the Linux kernel panic, is to tell it Chuck Norris is mad at it.