The Evil Topic... Mwa Ha Ha Ha!, ha ha ha, etc

[SunnyRabbiera]

Yes its the evil topic, the goal?
To be very evil and get this topic 666 replies, all evil of course...

so be cruel, be vicious, and remember... BE EVIL....


MWA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Any way it's all the same

I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the pea beneath your bed
I'm a bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

While there's children to make sad
While there's candy to be had
while there's pockets left to pick
While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs
I'll be there, I'll be waiting round the corner
It's a game. I'm glad I'm in it
'Cause there's one born every minute
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
And I promise on my damned soul
To do as I am told, Lord Beelzebub
Has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job, but does it happily.

I'm the fear that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm a dagger in your back
An extra turn on the rack
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start.

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

It gets so lonely being evil
What I'd do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you're evil
I'm lying through my teeth!
Your tears are all the company I need

[runemaste644]

Heres two evil words: Bill Gates

[init1]

This thread needs to be exorcised.

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

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hope thats long enough :)

[zhinker]

Now all you minions, go and write the following on every bathroom stall you see:

Here I sit,
Broken hearted.
I tried to ****,
But only farted.

We'll have old ladies bleeding from their eyes, I tell you, from their EYES!

[BLTicklemonster]

Barney, Telletubies, Britney Spears.

had enough?

:twisted:

[init1]

Barney, Telletubies, Britney Spears.

had enough?

:twisted:
Please! Mercy! No more!

[tszanon]

Evil? Server maintenance. That's evil.

[reacocard]

One word: Emacs

/me runs away very very quickly

[Billy_McBong]

vista is more stable than Ubuntu http://www.2ni2.com/emoticon/serio/demonio3.gif

i think i went to far

[init1]

One word: Emacs

/me runs away very very quickly
Even worse: Vi!

[reacocard]

Even worse: Vi!

/me tries to figure out a way to say Vi > Emacs without starting a flamewar

then again, starting a flamewar would be evil would it not?

*ahem*

Vi >>>>>>>>>>> Emacs

[BLTicklemonster]

Ninja Pirates > Chuck Norris.



(totally abstract and nonsensical, but evil nonetheless)

[reacocard]

Ninja Pirates > Chuck Norris.



(totally abstract and nonsensical, but evil nonetheless)

Vi > Ninja Pirates > Chuck Norris > Emacs

[BLTicklemonster]

Blasphemy!

Okay then:

The Wiggles (http://www.thewiggles.com.au/uk/home/) > Vi > Ninja Pirates > Chuck Norris > Emacs

[BLTicklemonster]

Wow, that was horrific. Sorry all.

[reacocard]

Ouch

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

Blasphemy!

Okay then:

The Wiggles (http://www.thewiggles.com.au/uk/home/) > Vi > Ninja Pirates > Chuck Norris > EmacsYour so insensitive.
How did you get up the gumption to put Vi next to the Wiggles. :)

[FuturePilot]

nano!

[init1]

/me tries to figure out a way to say Vi > Emacs without starting a flamewar

then again, starting a flamewar would be evil would it not?

*ahem*

Vi >>>>>>>>>>> Emacs

Ninja Pirates > Chuck Norris.



(totally abstract and nonsensical, but evil nonetheless)
http://wealsoran.com/music/uploaded_images/images_do_not_want-741686.jpg
You've gone to far!
*runs and gets holy water*

[tsnell]

Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, and John Edwards

*throws up*

[tszanon]

Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, and John Edwards

*throws up*
I wanted John Kerry to be president instead of Bush...

[erwbol]

To hell with those Ubuntu carpet pissers. I'm buying a MacBook Pro!

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

EDIT: Mwa Ha Ha Ha!, ha ha ha, etc

[BLTicklemonster]

I wanted John Kerry to be president instead of Bush...

I think we have a winner. That's the evilest thing posted here yet.

[init1]

I think we have a winner. That's the evilest thing posted here yet.
You're kidding, right?

[tsnell]

I wanted John Kerry to be president instead of Bush...

well at least he didn't say Ralph Nader :P

[Kingsley]

lol owned

[Sporkman]

(Cue Empire / Darth Vader theme: Dah Dah Dah-dah Duh Dah-Dah Duh Dah-dah...)

http://rochesterturning.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/cheney_short_of_breath.jpg

- Tens of thousands of corpses in his wake
- Hundreds of billions of dollars pilfered
- A nation's future compromised

Nobody does evil like Lord Cheney...

[tsnell]

lol don't go hunting with him!

[init1]

well at least he didn't say Ralph Nader :P
The sad thing is, I actually agree with a lot of what the green party stands for.

[tszanon]

I wanted John Kerry to be president instead of Bush...I think we have a winner. That's the evilest thing posted here yet.You're kidding, right?well at least he didn't say Ralph Nader :PThe sad thing is, I actually agree with a lot of what the green party stands for.
Actually, I was being serious. Maybe he would be a horrible president, but anyone is better than Bush.

Nevermind, this thread is evil anyway... :p

[Sporkman]

"America: We're the Good Guys, honest!"(tm)

<probably too graphic... :) >

:D

[dasunst3r]

Apple is in ur iPhones turnin' 'em into iBricks :D

[tsnell]

Bill Gates as president of the United States

[g2g591]

Two world (and a parenthesis): George Bush (jr. and sr.):twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:

[init1]

Actually, I was being serious. Maybe he would be a horrible president, but anyone is better than Bush.

Nevermind, this thread is evil anyway... :p
I knew there was a misunderstanding. That was was my point: anyone is better than Bush.

[xelapond]

Oh, lets see, i could name a few...

Lisp, Steve Jobs, IronPython, Wal-Mart, and the all bad loss of Net-Neutrality.

Now THOSE are true evil.

EDIT: Whats wrong with nano?

[init1]

Oh, lets see, i could name a few...

Lisp, Steve Jobs, IronPython, Wal-Mart, and the all bad loss of Net-Neutrality.

Now THOSE are true evil.

EDIT: Whats wrong with nano?
Nothing, nano is my favorite non gui text editor.

[BLTicklemonster]

I think this is the evil topic thread, not the nitpick other people over what they said thread.

If someone said something you don't like or agree with, post something evil, not something nitpicky.


...which is evil of me to say, because it means I'm trying to control you and make you conform to my way of seeing things. Which I think should be done. Which should get half of you nutcases here all bent out of shape. Which is eviler still.

[BLTicklemonster]

Damn. I was nitpicking wasn't I?

[popch]

Bill Gates as president of the United States

This is the evil thread, not the fact thread, dummy!

[init1]

This is the evil thread, not the fact thread, dummy!
Yeah, but it's an evil fact.

[Het Irv]

Another Evil Fact

Linux is not an acceptible user name on the XBox 360.

[fdrake]

nixon+bush=Nixosh the new prsdnt.

[popch]

nixon+bush=Niksosh the new prsdnt.

I prefer Buxon for president.

[Ekkusu]

Greetings pesky forum members.

The dupes and I have taken over the Ubuntu Forum and captured the princess. I dare you if you can find her.

[popch]

Greetings pesky forum members.

The dupes and I have taken over the Ubuntu Forum and captured the princess. I dare you if you can find her.

Down with the princess! Freedom for all!

That is, all but the princess, of course.

BTW, which princess?

[tszanon]

Down with the princess! Freedom for all!

That is, all but the princess, of course.

BTW, which princess?
Is there a princess?

[xcesarfrancox]

If ubuntu or linux had a princess it would be windows or micro$h!t, cause we can **** her everytime we want XD

[twiggyness2000]

Silent-but-deadlies
California Public Education
Packard-Bell (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Packard_Bell#The_PC_company) computers and emachines (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EMachines) to name a few things on my evil list.


"Note to self....solve world hunger...tell no one."

[runemaste644]

COME ON, MINIONS!!! WE WILL NEVER GET TO 666 UNLESS WE PICK UP THE PACE!!!
:twisted: :evil::twisted::evil::twisted::evil::twisted::evil :

[de_valentin]

Just say NO! to religion


that's all

[BLTicklemonster]

Hillary Clinton:

Notorious Cross Dresser, or that's how he looks all the time?

[Nunu]

Here is one bunnies

Why is bunnies not to be touched anyways. Some place in the bible it says that touching bunnies are a bad idea. Unless they where referring to the Playboy bunnies. :D

[BLTicklemonster]

Monica Lewinsky in a thong.

[Bliepo32]

](*,) - My insanity is with you!

[dmacdonald111]

We can't say no to religion, de_valentin, as it doesn't exist!

I was 'ere,
'ere I was,
was I 'ere,
yes I was!

[de_valentin]

You Sir are off course right in fact this entire thread is non existent

[-grubby]

I couldn't sworn I replied to this. Oh well. muhuhuhuhuahahahuhuhuhahahahahahahhahahuhuhuhuhu
huhuhuhuhuhuhahahahuhuhuhuhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:
I'm going to burn down an orphanage now :evil: :evil:

[Erwin]

Edit : ...

[Erwin]

edit: ...

[deep.tinker77]

Lorena Bobbitt:twisted::twisted::twisted:

[Keith Hedger]

Ex -girlfiends - oops I mean of course ex-girlfriends

[de_valentin]

One way to get to 666 replies would be to start about intelligent design which for me at least is the source of all E6V6I6L

[init1]

edit: ...
Too evil even for this thread, eh? :D

[-grubby]

being trapped in a phone both and having to listen to Britney Spears sing for hours on end (wait, this is the 66th post! Only one more 6 to go..)

[GepettoBR]

Barbara Streisand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Linuxratty]

:twisted::twisted::twisted:

http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/07/33/lolcatsdotcomoesnv5uwnu3koa72.jpg

[Sutur]

Lorena Bobbitt:twisted::twisted::twisted:

Terrifying.
What would you do?
Would you knife her?
Would you knife yourself?
Would you cry?

I fail to see anything more terrifying than that predicament, everyone else should give up posting on this thread.
Seriously.
My hands are trembling at the thought.

[Ovinomacner85]

Not mine but paraphrased from a magazine.

5 ways to speed up your PC:
1) Install Vista ...

[kevindubrow]

http://www.grupo-utopia.com/blog/isou/Stupidity/16-dr%20evil.jpg

MUHAHAHAH :twisted::twisted:

[-grubby]

certainly posting a picture that huge in the middle of your post makes it evil :evil::evil::evil:

[de_valentin]

For all the duth out there

G. Wilders

if that is not evil I don't know

[Valok]

:twisted: * 6 ; :twisted: * 6 ; :twisted: * 6 -------------> 666!

[-grubby]

look at this! Certainly evil:

[nikoPSK]

One evil thing that I know is torrenting. 'nuff said.