The Evil Topic... Mwa Ha Ha Ha!, ha ha ha, etc

[SunnyRabbiera]

Yes its the evil topic, the goal?
To be very evil and get this topic 666 replies, all evil of course...

so be cruel, be vicious, and remember... BE EVIL....


MWA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Any way it's all the same

I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the pea beneath your bed
I'm a bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

While there's children to make sad
While there's candy to be had
while there's pockets left to pick
While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs
I'll be there, I'll be waiting round the corner
It's a game. I'm glad I'm in it
'Cause there's one born every minute
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
And I promise on my damned soul
To do as I am told, Lord Beelzebub
Has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job, but does it happily.

I'm the fear that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm a dagger in your back
An extra turn on the rack
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start.

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

It gets so lonely being evil
What I'd do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you're evil
I'm lying through my teeth!
Your tears are all the company I need

[runemaste644]

Heres two evil words: Bill Gates

[init1]

This thread needs to be exorcised.

[Nano Geek]

MwaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaH aHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaH aHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaH aHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaH aHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaH aHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaH aHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
hope thats long enough :)

[zhinker]

Now all you minions, go and write the following on every bathroom stall you see:

Here I sit,
Broken hearted.
I tried to ****,
But only farted.

We'll have old ladies bleeding from their eyes, I tell you, from their EYES!

[BLTicklemonster]

Barney, Telletubies, Britney Spears.

had enough?

:twisted:

[init1]

Barney, Telletubies, Britney Spears.

had enough?

:twisted:
Please! Mercy! No more!

[tszanon]

Evil? Server maintenance. That's evil.

[reacocard]

One word: Emacs

/me runs away very very quickly

[Billy_McBong]

vista is more stable than Ubuntu http://www.2ni2.com/emoticon/serio/demonio3.gif

i think i went to far

[init1]

One word: Emacs

/me runs away very very quickly
Even worse: Vi!

[reacocard]

Even worse: Vi!

/me tries to figure out a way to say Vi > Emacs without starting a flamewar

then again, starting a flamewar would be evil would it not?

*ahem*

Vi >>>>>>>>>>> Emacs

[BLTicklemonster]

Ninja Pirates > Chuck Norris.



(totally abstract and nonsensical, but evil nonetheless)

[reacocard]

Ninja Pirates > Chuck Norris.



(totally abstract and nonsensical, but evil nonetheless)

Vi > Ninja Pirates > Chuck Norris > Emacs

[BLTicklemonster]

Blasphemy!

Okay then:

The Wiggles (http://www.thewiggles.com.au/uk/home/) > Vi > Ninja Pirates > Chuck Norris > Emacs

[BLTicklemonster]

Wow, that was horrific. Sorry all.

[reacocard]

Ouch

[Nano Geek]

Blasphemy!

Okay then:

The Wiggles (http://www.thewiggles.com.au/uk/home/) > Vi > Ninja Pirates > Chuck Norris > EmacsYour so insensitive.
How did you get up the gumption to put Vi next to the Wiggles. :)

[FuturePilot]

nano!

[init1]

/me tries to figure out a way to say Vi > Emacs without starting a flamewar

then again, starting a flamewar would be evil would it not?

*ahem*

Vi >>>>>>>>>>> Emacs

Ninja Pirates > Chuck Norris.



(totally abstract and nonsensical, but evil nonetheless)
http://wealsoran.com/music/uploaded_images/images_do_not_want-741686.jpg
You've gone to far!
*runs and gets holy water*

[tsnell]

Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, and John Edwards

*throws up*

[tszanon]

Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, and John Edwards

*throws up*
I wanted John Kerry to be president instead of Bush...

[erwbol]

To hell with those Ubuntu carpet pissers. I'm buying a MacBook Pro!

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

EDIT: Mwa Ha Ha Ha!, ha ha ha, etc

[BLTicklemonster]

I wanted John Kerry to be president instead of Bush...

I think we have a winner. That's the evilest thing posted here yet.

[init1]

I think we have a winner. That's the evilest thing posted here yet.
You're kidding, right?

[tsnell]

I wanted John Kerry to be president instead of Bush...

well at least he didn't say Ralph Nader :P

[Kingsley]

lol owned

[Sporkman]

(Cue Empire / Darth Vader theme: Dah Dah Dah-dah Duh Dah-Dah Duh Dah-dah...)

http://rochesterturning.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/cheney_short_of_breath.jpg

- Tens of thousands of corpses in his wake
- Hundreds of billions of dollars pilfered
- A nation's future compromised

Nobody does evil like Lord Cheney...

[tsnell]

lol don't go hunting with him!

[init1]

well at least he didn't say Ralph Nader :P
The sad thing is, I actually agree with a lot of what the green party stands for.

[tszanon]

I wanted John Kerry to be president instead of Bush...I think we have a winner. That's the evilest thing posted here yet.You're kidding, right?well at least he didn't say Ralph Nader :PThe sad thing is, I actually agree with a lot of what the green party stands for.
Actually, I was being serious. Maybe he would be a horrible president, but anyone is better than Bush.

Nevermind, this thread is evil anyway... :p

[Sporkman]

"America: We're the Good Guys, honest!"(tm)

<probably too graphic... :) >

:D

[dasunst3r]

Apple is in ur iPhones turnin' 'em into iBricks :D

[tsnell]

Bill Gates as president of the United States

[g2g591]

Two world (and a parenthesis): George Bush (jr. and sr.):twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:

[init1]

Actually, I was being serious. Maybe he would be a horrible president, but anyone is better than Bush.

Nevermind, this thread is evil anyway... :p
I knew there was a misunderstanding. That was was my point: anyone is better than Bush.

[xelapond]

Oh, lets see, i could name a few...

Lisp, Steve Jobs, IronPython, Wal-Mart, and the all bad loss of Net-Neutrality.

Now THOSE are true evil.

EDIT: Whats wrong with nano?

[init1]

Oh, lets see, i could name a few...

Lisp, Steve Jobs, IronPython, Wal-Mart, and the all bad loss of Net-Neutrality.

Now THOSE are true evil.

EDIT: Whats wrong with nano?
Nothing, nano is my favorite non gui text editor.

[BLTicklemonster]

I think this is the evil topic thread, not the nitpick other people over what they said thread.

If someone said something you don't like or agree with, post something evil, not something nitpicky.


...which is evil of me to say, because it means I'm trying to control you and make you conform to my way of seeing things. Which I think should be done. Which should get half of you nutcases here all bent out of shape. Which is eviler still.

[BLTicklemonster]

Damn. I was nitpicking wasn't I?

[popch]

Bill Gates as president of the United States

This is the evil thread, not the fact thread, dummy!

[init1]

This is the evil thread, not the fact thread, dummy!
Yeah, but it's an evil fact.

[Het Irv]

Another Evil Fact

Linux is not an acceptible user name on the XBox 360.

[fdrake]

nixon+bush=Nixosh the new prsdnt.

[popch]

nixon+bush=Niksosh the new prsdnt.

I prefer Buxon for president.

[Ekkusu]

Greetings pesky forum members.

The dupes and I have taken over the Ubuntu Forum and captured the princess. I dare you if you can find her.

[popch]

Greetings pesky forum members.

The dupes and I have taken over the Ubuntu Forum and captured the princess. I dare you if you can find her.

Down with the princess! Freedom for all!

That is, all but the princess, of course.

BTW, which princess?

[tszanon]

Down with the princess! Freedom for all!

That is, all but the princess, of course.

BTW, which princess?
Is there a princess?

[xcesarfrancox]

If ubuntu or linux had a princess it would be windows or micro$h!t, cause we can **** her everytime we want XD

[twiggyness2000]

Silent-but-deadlies
California Public Education
Packard-Bell (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Packard_Bell#The_PC_company) computers and emachines (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EMachines) to name a few things on my evil list.


"Note to self....solve world hunger...tell no one."

[runemaste644]

COME ON, MINIONS!!! WE WILL NEVER GET TO 666 UNLESS WE PICK UP THE PACE!!!
:twisted: :evil::twisted::evil::twisted::evil::twisted::evil :

[de_valentin]

Just say NO! to religion


that's all

[BLTicklemonster]

Hillary Clinton:

Notorious Cross Dresser, or that's how he looks all the time?

[Nunu]

Here is one bunnies

Why is bunnies not to be touched anyways. Some place in the bible it says that touching bunnies are a bad idea. Unless they where referring to the Playboy bunnies. :D

[BLTicklemonster]

Monica Lewinsky in a thong.

[Bliepo32]

](*,) - My insanity is with you!

[dmacdonald111]

We can't say no to religion, de_valentin, as it doesn't exist!

I was 'ere,
'ere I was,
was I 'ere,
yes I was!

[de_valentin]

You Sir are off course right in fact this entire thread is non existent

[-grubby]

I couldn't sworn I replied to this. Oh well. muhuhuhuhuahahahuhuhuhahahahahahahhahahuhuhuhuhu
huhuhuhuhuhuhahahahuhuhuhuhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:
I'm going to burn down an orphanage now :evil: :evil:

[Erwin]

Edit : ...

[Erwin]

edit: ...

[deep.tinker77]

Lorena Bobbitt:twisted::twisted::twisted:

[Keith Hedger]

Ex -girlfiends - oops I mean of course ex-girlfriends

[de_valentin]

One way to get to 666 replies would be to start about intelligent design which for me at least is the source of all E6V6I6L

[init1]

edit: ...
Too evil even for this thread, eh? :D

[-grubby]

being trapped in a phone both and having to listen to Britney Spears sing for hours on end (wait, this is the 66th post! Only one more 6 to go..)

[GepettoBR]

Barbara Streisand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Linuxratty]

:twisted::twisted::twisted:

http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/07/33/lolcatsdotcomoesnv5uwnu3koa72.jpg

[Sutur]

Lorena Bobbitt:twisted::twisted::twisted:

Terrifying.
What would you do?
Would you knife her?
Would you knife yourself?
Would you cry?

I fail to see anything more terrifying than that predicament, everyone else should give up posting on this thread.
Seriously.
My hands are trembling at the thought.

[Ovinomacner85]

Not mine but paraphrased from a magazine.

5 ways to speed up your PC:
1) Install Vista ...

[kevindubrow]

http://www.grupo-utopia.com/blog/isou/Stupidity/16-dr%20evil.jpg

MUHAHAHAH :twisted::twisted:

[-grubby]

certainly posting a picture that huge in the middle of your post makes it evil :evil::evil::evil:

[de_valentin]

For all the duth out there

G. Wilders

if that is not evil I don't know

[Valok]

:twisted: * 6 ; :twisted: * 6 ; :twisted: * 6 -------------> 666!

[-grubby]

look at this! Certainly evil:

[nikoPSK]

One evil thing that I know is torrenting. 'nuff said.

[sqrooup]

Just to be really evil....

I have resurrected this thread!!!!

MWAHAHA etc

[Austin25]

pure evil!!! (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/winrg):evil::evil::evil:

[lisati]

Now all you minions, go and write the following on every bathroom stall you see:

Here I sit,
Broken hearted.
I tried to ****,
But only farted.

We'll have old ladies bleeding from their eyes, I tell you, from their EYES!

That's a slightly different version of a poem I sometimes quote at home. The version I know has this for the third line, that's less likely to get ceonsored by vBulletin: "Spent a penny" (in reference to public toilets where you had to pay a penny to use in some places many years ago)

[Austin25]

*Megrimn eats trophy*
somewhat evil... I guess.

[chriswyatt]

I want Sharks with frickin' lazer beams on their heads!

:evil: :evil: :evil:

[Austin25]

J.G Wentworth commercials all the time!!!:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:

[sqrooup]

David Cameron for prime minister :evil::twisted::evil::twisted::evil:

[Endomancer]

Dr Evil for world domination

http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn9/Endomancer/Decorated%20images/dr-evil-linux.jpg

[GepettoBR]

Dr Evil for world domination

http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn9/Endomancer/Decorated%20images/dr-evil-linux.jpg

This should be used in a serious ad campaign. Do not fear the libel suits.

[audiomick]

John Howard back as Prime Minister...

[Blake.]

Dr Evil for world domination

http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn9/Endomancer/Decorated%20images/dr-evil-linux.jpg

that is the most supremely awesome picture i have seen. ever. its just too true

This should be used in a serious ad campaign. Do not fear the libel suits.

agreed

[sqrooup]

Cillit Bang commercials instead of the programs - ON THE BBC!

[audiomick]

Television commercials generally, and sensationalist "journalism".

[Frogs Hair]

Hell Raiser


Your suffering will be legendary even @ Microsoft !!! Using Vista for eternity with the UAC settings on
high! Do you want to allow this program by an unknown publisher to make changes on computer??????
?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????
?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????

[thomas144]

The price$ of Micro$oft'$ product$. In Be$t Buy, Window$ 7 i$ $200, and the upgrade ver$ion i$ $120. Now that'$ evil!

I can't mention my favorite operating system here because it is absolutely free.

[audiomick]

The price$ of Micro$oft'$ product$. In Be$t Buy, Window$ 7 i$ $200, and the upgrade ver$ion i$ $120. Now that'$ evil!
Lexware Quick Books. €200 to buy it, and then the help line costs €1.99 a minute (and was pretty much useless last time I rang them 6 years ago...)

[Blake.]

microsoft makes pathetic products that get infected with evil viruses. EVIL!!! and to be more evil, DOUBLE POST!!!!

[Blake.]

microsoft makes pathetic products that get infected with evil viruses. EVIL!!! and to be more evil, DOUBLE POST!!!!

[sqrooup]

microsoft makes pathetic products that get infected with evil viruses. EVIL!!! and to be more evil, DOUBLE POST!!!!

And with the above quote; TRIPLE POST!!!!!!!!

[Endomancer]

microsoft makes pathetic products that get infected with evil viruses. Evil!!! And to be more evil, double post!!!!


quadruple evilness!!!!

[Endomancer]

http://therockerblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/basement-cat-eats-souls.jpg?w=434&h=325

Basement cat for supreme overlord

[sqrooup]

http://therockerblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/basement-cat-eats-souls.jpg?w=434&h=325

Basement cat for Dinner!!!!

MWA etc.

[audiomick]

http://therockerblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/basement-cat-eats-souls.jpg?w=434&h=325

Basement cat for supreme overlord

I tought I saw a puddy tat...

[Endomancer]

I got kicked out of hell, they said I'm over qualified :twisted:

[audiomick]

I got kicked out of hell, they said I'm over qualified :twisted:
Oooh... I bet you'll be getting out the comfy chair next. :eek:

[sqrooup]

NI!!!l!

[audiomick]

Oh, you nasty person!!! How can you live with yourself??
If you keep that up, I will have to threaten you with a Schrubbery!!!

[sqrooup]

Oh, you nasty person!!! How can you live with yourself??
If you keep that up, I will have to threaten you with a Schrubbery!!!

I never wanted to be a shrubber; I wanted to be a lumberjack!

[Endomancer]

with a lovely bunch of coconuts?

[sqrooup]

Spam Spam Spam Spam
Spam Spam Spam Spam
Wonderful spam, lovely spam
(Spam Spam Spam Spam)
Wonderful spam, lovely spam

[audiomick]

Have you got any cheese at all?

[GepettoBR]

:(){ :|: };:

[WitchCraft]

:(){ :|: };:

%0|%0

[Windows version]

[GepettoBR]

%0|%0

[Windows version]

Hmm, finally found something that's simpler in Windows than Linux. Figures it'd crash the computer.

[sqrooup]

The Digital Economy Bill (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital_Economy_Bill) in the UK is a great idea

[Endomancer]

Oooh... I bet you'll be getting out the comfy chair next. :eek:


I'm now waiting for my evil giant egg shaped comfy chair

plus my evil cat and mini endo

[audiomick]

Cats are great. Not an altruistic bone in their bodies.

[Endomancer]

http://www.hjo3.net/orly/gal2/orly_dr_evil.gif

http://selfishseamstress.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/dr-claw.jpg


Cats, the ultimate accessory for any evil doer

Although my cat of choice is a little meaner
http://www.timdp.members.sonic.net/battletech/gallery/TimMech/TDJadeFalconMadCat3.jpg

or
http://www.mocpages.com/user_thumbnails/evangelion0912@aol.com/www.brickshelf.com_gallery_Slauer_Mad-Cat-MK-III_pict0038.jpg_SPLASH.jpg

[sqrooup]

http://www.mocpages.com/user_thumbnails/evangelion0912@aol.com/www.brickshelf.com_gallery_Slauer_Mad-Cat-MK-III_pict0038.jpg_SPLASH.jpg

Is that rooster's car?

[audiomick]

I think it must be. It certainly looks like it does 120 mph. standing still...

[WitchCraft]

I think it must be. It certainly looks like it does 120 mph. standing still...

No match for my insanely efficient cross-platform aimbot.

[pricetech]

lawyers.

Nuf said.

[audiomick]

Globally active insurance companies.

[WitchCraft]

Microsoft & Apple & Unix

[Endomancer]

BANKS
oh and monolithic telecommunication companies (Telstra)

[sqrooup]

Manchester United

[WitchCraft]

soccer fans

[Frogs Hair]

A rain of icepicks on a watermelon field. and the song I just ban on last.fm .

[sqrooup]

That lump on my jaw! :x :cry:

[Endomancer]

Discovered a new evil. Salvation Army Employment Plus
I got an email from them asking me to go in @ 9am this morning ( I'm thinking yee haa job interview)
I get there and their like, sorry the message was supposed to say we will phone to see how things are going
so I caught a bus there for nothing....grrrrrrrr

[audiomick]

Bureaucracy

[sqrooup]

All those who blame the people of Iceland for the volcano

[jetsam]

Books...
...on...
...Books!

<ducks>

[ibuclaw]

This thread was created in 2007 ... talk about slow progress.

[GepettoBR]

This thread was created in 2007 ... talk about slow progress.

It seems there isn't enough evil in the world. We should do something about that.

[jetsam]

Somehow I find this general tendency disturbing, and yet....
I always fail at flying.

<Stands where he is and looks arch.>

[sqrooup]

We in the UK are in the middle of a General Election; plenty of amunition for this thread!

[audiomick]

We in the UK are in the middle of a General Election; plenty of amunition for this thread!
Bring back Maggie (Mwahahahahahahaa !!!!!)

[GepettoBR]

Bring back Maggie (Mwahahahahahahaa !!!!!)

Maggie? Bring back King James!

[jetsam]

I'll pass on james. Have contemplated digging up george III to put in some special tea, though....

And now I'm thinking of digging all the way...

TO CHINA!!!!

[sqrooup]

Bring back Maggie (Mwahahahahahahaa !!!!!)

Now that is TOO evil, even for this thread!

[audiomick]

Now that is TOO evil, even for this thread!
Does that mean I finally managed to kill the thread?
Oh, wait, wrong thread...

[jetsam]

Computers for every child, and the earlier the better. Better idea: we'll make them cute, and get the nippers used to spying on each other with an ad hoc wireless network. At last the little people will be docile and safe.

[Blake.]

The most evil thing anyone could ever say:

Windows is better than linux.


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOO MUCH EVIL!!!!!

Now lets be evil to Bill Gates:

Computers are like air coolers: they work great until you open Windows.

Amen

[sqrooup]

Alcohol free beer

[use a name]

Meat free hamburger?

[pricetech]

Meat free hamburger?

That's not only evil, that's disgusting.

Synthetic Lard, now that's evil.

[ubunterooster]

icanhascatburger?
/me barfs

[jetsam]

Yes. You can has cat burger!

[pricetech]

You edit too much.

[emma00]

Bush + Al QAeeda

[sqrooup]

That &$*£%%^ wasp in my window!
:mad:](*,):evil:

[Endomancer]

Moving house, especially when it's not my house

& discovering aching muscles you forgot you had

[ubunterooster]

/me hacks UF. bwaahahahahhahahahhaha!

[sqrooup]

Being told that Lucid Lynx is out today, when it is in fact out tomorrow!

[ubunterooster]

…waiting…………………………………•…………………

[Endomancer]

Different Time zones

Reason.......
Being the 29th of April

154574

and no Lucid yet

[pricetech]

Decafinated Coffee, or Tea, or Cola, or, or, or, ANYTHING WITHOUT CAFFEINE !!

EVIL I TELL YOU !! EVIL !! EVIL !!

[Evil Rabbit]

You wanted something evil... I bring myself!

[ubunterooster]

You wanted something evil... I bring myself!
/me barfs.
then uses Debian

[sqrooup]

I am using Windows 7

[Endomancer]

The downing of the medibuntu repositories

[ubunterooster]

I went yardsaling with my sisters and grandmother. Yep, yard sales!

[sqrooup]

Why didn't you buy me a yard?

[jetsam]

Yardsailing... Is that like windsurfing... dude?

[Endomancer]

Has previously asked for a price on the garage @ garage sales

[ubunterooster]

Well the yard was to much to pay for so...

[sqrooup]

8 pints of beer! :P

[sqrooup]

Downloading 20GB of urgently required data
Using a dial up connection
On a line that cost 50p an minute
and when finished, the md5 check fails!

[ubunterooster]

Getting $700 of "training" collars for puppies. >:)

[sqrooup]

Tonight is the Eurovision Song Contest!

[Endomancer]

Evil = takisan's thoughts over my last two bans

[jerenept]

MS taking over the world.
More evil-MS and Google fighting over the world.

[jerenept]

Double posting is evil...:)

[cgroza]

Downloading 20GB of urgently required data
Using a dial up connection
On a line that cost 50p an minute
and when finished, the md5 check fails!

Thats too evil... no one deserves that... now because you I will have nightmares!!!

[sqrooup]

Thats too evil... no one deserves that... now because you I will have nightmares!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA etc

[ubunterooster]

Stealing sqrooup's clothes mid-transport and blaming Scotty

[chessnerd]

And I shall never mark any of my threads as "Solved" so that people will waste time working on my problems but later find out they need no work! Muhahahahahahaha!!!

[audiomick]

Ok, I got this from a cycling magazine many years ago. I don't think I could stoop so low myself. Or maybe I could....

On a long bike ride, with another hour or two before you get home, as you overtake your cycling companion on the crest of a hill, sing
"Here's the story
of a lovely lady..."

and then ride away as fast as you can.

[Austin25]

Hmmm...
Social Ignorance?

[ubunterooster]

http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-indifferent-smileys-959.gif Give Steve Ballmer a valentine http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-indifferent-smileys-959.gif

[Austin25]

x86:
file:///tmp/moz-screenshot.pnghttp://atomicpoet.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/evil-inside.jpg

[Austin25]

ha! windowz!

[takisan]

... et Je déteste Wondows 7 ...

[ubunterooster]

DOG!? I thought this was deer!

[takisan]

Ερρε ες κορακας, Microsoft!

[Endomancer]

Stephen Conroy (http://www.gizmodo.com.au/tags/stephen-conroy/)

The man behind the Australian Government’s proposed Internet filter.

[ubunterooster]

Letting your sister name your puppy and then being cyber-stalked by her

[takisan]

MERCIFUL ZEUS!!! My Macintosh has GNU Nano and X11 on it!

[Austin25]

Ha! My app shall take all of your RAM! Use the SWAP instead!

[sqrooup]

Trying to contact the UK Tax Credit Helpline! Wasted £4 in calls on Skype!

[ubunterooster]

Cheer Up! Things are getting worse at a slower rate.

[coffee412]

Can I add my own jingles to the evil thread?

Rymes thought up waiting for a raid restore:



Debbie was the perfect girl,
Pleasing in all her custom way,
She kept the men folk happy,
She worked both nite and day.

But since she started eating,
Always to her hearts content,
She found she could no longer,
Pay the cottage rent.
--------------------------------

My mother worked before the crowd,
It was such a scarey site,
To see a fat women dancing,
All the day and nite.

When the show was over,
She tried to take a bow,
Then she lost her footing
and nearly killed them all !
---------------------------

When debbie ate it reminded me,
She looked just like a cow.
She munched on almost anything
I bet shes dining now.

One night while she was munching
a fork got in the way.
What a hilarious site it was to watch.
A human disposal on display.
---------------------------

Now suzi was a virgin
She had no time to play.
She worked around the corner
until the thrift shop went away.

But that really doesnt bother her
She found a way to make it pay.
She still works round the corner.
Doing tricks all night and day.

:lolflag:

[DrBlob]

bieng evil never gets u any where in life, unless ur the devil.
or bill gates:lolflag:

[sqrooup]

Hay fever!

[ubunterooster]

Being a Coffee maker and being very slow until the owner goes to get a cup, then pouring out coffee quickly to make a mess

[sqrooup]

Vuvuzelas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vuvuzela), I hate that noise in the background at the World Cup!!!

[Austin25]

Pokemon. I don't have any intention of catching them all.

[takisan]

Hades Gym Shorts

[Austin25]

Brothers: they hate my music, they eat my snacks, and they stay up all night.

[sqrooup]

The number 11 bus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birmingham_Outer_Circle), in Birmingham, UK, on a Sunday!

[sqrooup]

Bumping threads, to keep them alive!

[pricetech]

Allowing threads to die.

[sqrooup]

Chocolate:- Divine and evil at the same time!

[ubunterooster]

Snipping Snickers' wiskers with Fiskars scissors

[ubunterooster]

Popping your broken ankle back to its proper position while younger sister watches

*snap!*


"Ewwwww!!"

[Austin25]

You must agree to my EULA!!!

[sqrooup]

Get a 50p top up for your mobile (texts cost 60p)

[jerenept]

the little birdie by the window that keeps waking me up at about 4.30 in the morning

GRRRRRR!!!!!!!

[Austin25]

Steve Balmer using the Linux kernel in Windows 8, but not saying anything.

[Maverick_Meerkat]

As I awoke this morn,
When all good things are born,

A robin perched upon my sill,
To greet the coming dawn,

He sang his song so sweetly,
And when he paused for a lull,

I gently closed the window,
and crushed his freakin' skull.

or

Birdy, birdy in the snow,
a broken wing, he could not go.

or

The little bell turned to the big bell and said...
"Your dong is bigger than my dong, but I get more dinging!"

or

She is a fine upstanding girl... And not too bad laying down either!

or

My grandmother is 90 years old and she doesn't need glasses. She drinks straight out of the bottle.

or

Get out of the barn, grandma! You're too old to be horsing around.

or

Get your tongue out of my mouth, girl. I'm kissing you goodbye.

or

Jessica Alba was banging on my door for 45 minutes last night... But I wouldn't let her out.

and lastly

It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose!

Muhahahahaha

[ubunterooster]

Making you highlight my post to see "THE GAME" Bwahahahahahaha!!!Everyone in the world is playing The Game. (Sometimes narrowed to: "Everybody in the world who knows about The Game is playing The Game", or alternatively, "You are always playing The Game.") You cannot not play the game, it does not require consent to play and you can never stop playing.Whenever one thinks about The Game, one loses.Losses must be announced to at least one person (either by using a statement such as "I Lost The Game" or by alternative means).

[sqrooup]

Buses!

[Jay Car]

New York taxis!

[sqrooup]

Bumping threads

[linux18]

torrenting

[Zorgoth]

Making a portal to Theramore instead of Dalaran after a raid (WoW)

[WitchCraft]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf2rcUJnM_c

[ubunterooster]

Watching youtube

[alexfish]

translating

Aye its the evil topic, the goal?
Te be git evil an get this topic 666 replies, aal evil of course...

so be cruel, be vicious, an remember... BE EVIL....


MWA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

When the Devil is tee busy
An Death's a bit tee much
They caal on me bi nyame yee see,
Fre me special touch.
Te the Gentlemen Ahm Miss Fortune
Te the Wifies Ahm Sir Prize
But caal me bi any nyame
Any way it's aal the same

Ahm the fly in yer soup
Ahm the pebble in yer shoe
Ahm the pea beneath yer bed
Ahm a bump on every heed
Ahm the peel on which yee slip
Ahm a pin in every hip
Ahm the thorn in yer side
Makes yee wriggle an writhe
An it's so easy when you're evil
This is the leif , yee see
The Devil tips his hat te me
Ah dee it aal cos Ahm evil
An Ah dee it aal fre free
Yer teaahs are aal the pay I'll ever need

While there's bairns te myek sad
While there's candy te be had
while there's pockets left te pick
While there's grannies left te trip doon the stairs
I'll be there, I'll be waiting roond the corner
It's a game. Ahm glad Ahm in it
'Cause there's one born every minute
An it's so easy when you're evil
This is the leif , yee see
The Devil tips his hat te me
Ah dee it aal cos Ahm evil
An Ah dee it aal fre free
Yer teaahs are aal the pay I'll ever need

Ah pledge me allegiance, te aal things dark
An Ah promise on me damned soul
Te dee as Ahm telt , Lord Beelzebub
Has nivvor seen a sowldga quite leik me
Not ernly does his job, but does it happily.

Ahm the fear tha keeps yee awake
Ahm the shadows on the wall
Ahm the monsters they become
Ahm the nightmare in yer skull
Ahm a dagger in yer back
An extra turn on the rack
Ahm the quivering of yer heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden stort .

An it's so easy when you're evil
This is the leif , yee see
The Devil tips his hat te me
Ah dee it aal cos Ahm evil
An Ah dee it aal fre free
Yer teaahs are aal the pay I'll ever need
An Ah dee it aal fre free
Yer teaahs are aal the pay I'll ever need
An Ah dee it aal fre free
Yer teaahs are aal the pay I'll ever need

It gets so lonely bein evil
What I'd dee te see a smile
Even fre a little while
An ne-one loves yee when you're evil
Ahm lying through me teeth!
Yer teaahs are aal the company Ah need

[ubunterooster]

you win.

[adok]

Quoting the most evil evilness part of wiki about evil


The modern English word "evil" (Old English yfel) and its cognates such as the German Übel are widely considered to come from a Proto-Germanic reconstructed form *ubilaz, comparable to the Hittite huwapp- ultimately from the Proto-Indo-European form *wap- and suffixed zero-grade form *up-elo-. Other later Germanic forms include Middle English evel, ifel, ufel, Old Frisian evel (adjective and noun), Old Saxon ubil, Old High German ubil, and Gothic ubils. The root meaning is of obscure origin though shown to be akin to modern English "over" and modern German über (OE ofer) and "up" (OE up, upp) with the basic idea of "transgressing".[1]


evil enough?

[alexfish]

you win.

Mwa Ha Ha Ha!, ha ha ha,

[Endomancer]

True evil comes in 4 colours and a Gollum like sun

The teletubbies

[Austin25]

True evil comes in 4 colours and a Gollum like sun

The teletubbies
You're right about the colors, but it looks more like a flag, and recently have been put inside of a circle. You know what I'm talking about:
http://www.easydirector.biz/images/windows-logo.jpg

[jazzerit]

Ni!

[takisan]

Formerly said NI!