The Finish The Story Thread

[~~Tito~~]

HAH, lets see where this goes.
(Another useless thread. . . . .)

OH, rules. . .Right: There will be no finishing of the story and make sure it relates in a way to what the other guy said (can be funny, stupid, sad, compelling, and everything else). end your post like this 4 dots with spaces in between: . . . .


Now for the story.

A Big Bird went to the park and saw a baby crying. . . .

Edit: Ok guys, every 60 pages the story will restart(not end), but I will make a different starting sentence. If I am not online then anyone who posts may do it.

[miceagol]

HAH, lets see where this goes.
A Big Bird went to the park and saw a baby crying. . . .

The bird was not a normal bird, and the sound of crying transformed the bird into a...

[~~Tito~~]

pie and a fat guy ate it and died leading the doctors to find. . . .

[Nunu]

That the Pie was not deboned. . . .

[~~Tito~~]

a nurse comes in and says to meet him at a bar. . . .

[mangar]

Twp minutes later, she is run over by an 18 wheeler truck. the fat guy gets up shocked, and runs toward the wrecked mess.

[steven8]

A cry is heard in the distance . . . .

[jeffc313]

but no one heard it because they were dead.
the end.

[Lucifiel]

but no one heard it because they were dead.
the end.

But it was not the end yet!!!! For a curious chicken had sauntered into the scene of the disaster!!! . . . .

[mangar]

Unfortunately, being on a highway, her life expectancy was immediately truncated.

[Lster]

As harry Potter came down on a broom and ran her over...

[mangar]

And then, one time, on band camp, the universe imploded.

[tcpip4lyfe]

A shoot out with the NYPD insued...

[Circus-Killer]

but the NYPD were unable to stop the absurd birth mark from growing into an uncontrollable beast.....

[~~Tito~~]

The beast grew and grew then stopped and. . . .

[Albi]

shouted "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAA"

[~~Tito~~]

Then the beast started the biggest war in history when all of sudden. . . .

[Ultra Magnus]

chuck norris declared that by international decree no wars were allowed to be started by anyone but him and roundhouse kicked the beast through the nearest wall and...

[~~Tito~~]

then he died and the doctors didn't say any thing because some one was. . . .

[smoker]

flying by in a black helicoptor, tuning into his brain, and damn it, he'd forgotten the tinfoil....

[~~Tito~~]

with the pot roast that was. . . .

[blithen]

with the pot roast that was. . . .

filled with high explosive. . . .

[~~Tito~~]

rats and it killed George. . . .

[gecko94]

then a nintendo wii fell from the sky with a new game called....

[~~Tito~~]

Ubuntu the Legacy Revealed and then Bill (Theres a last name to this). . . .

[smartboyathome]

made an empire with . . . .

[~~Tito~~]

Emperor Palpatine from the Star Wars galaxies then they. . . .

[erfahren]

played with a set of multi-colored Legos, and . . . .

[smartboyathome]

Made chetos without any . . . .

[~~Tito~~]

cheese and the Lactose people of the Intolerance planet ate so much and then they realized that it was GOATS CHEESE and they. . . .

[smartboyathome]

chased the people from Earth in an invasion.
. . . .

[~~Tito~~]

and they lactated all over Bill, and george and then they wanted to. . . .

[erfahren]

slurp it back up in a gesture of peace, but . . . .

[~~Tito~~]

they where Lactose intolerant from Lactose people that lactaded all over them so they gave the lactate to. . . .

[steven8]

the Betty Ford Clinic. . .

[~~Tito~~]

and they all died then got sued by. . . .

[steven8]

Lindsay Lohan's estranged father. . .

[~~Tito~~]

because they gave him bad crack and then he showed his balls after going to a kids. . . .

[~~Tito~~]

awards show and Lindsey did. . . .

[erfahren]

a booty call on the well-known . . . .

[Lucifiel]

David Letterman's show when the Coconut King made a sudden appearance...

[~~Tito~~]

and exploded and then George W.B made a conspiracy to cover up that it was a coconut with the knowledge to devastate the internet and the. . . .

[Lucifiel]

and there was a sudden stomping noise while the President was dining at the White House and everyone saw a crowd of mutant squirrels, chanting "Lolla lola ... ... give us our Chuppa Chups lollipops!!!"....

[steven8]

When suddenly, a shot rang out. . .

[Lucifiel]

When suddenly, a shot rang out. . .

Everyone jumped but then it turned out the sound was only from the large-screen LCD, showing a noir HK movie. The squirrels decided to join in the tv fun as well. :D

[~~Tito~~]

Then the squirrels danced and played with George W.B and he. . . .

[Lucifiel]

Then the squirrels danced and played with George W.B and he. . . .

suddenly fell over and the squirrels smirked to themselves, knowing that his assassination was complete! Before anyone could say or do anything, the animals suddenly vanished into thin air. Was it an illusion? Everyone thought so but then they realised that George W.B was truly deceased!

[~~Tito~~]

suddenly fell over and the squirrels smirked to themselves, knowing that his assassination was complete! Before anyone could say or do anything, the animals suddenly vanished into thin air. Was it an illusion? Everyone thought so but then they realised that George W.B was truly deceased!
End your stories with". . . ."

Then Laura "Bush" immediately went to the 23 year old assistant who was hot (to girls) and declared him as the new president and her husband, the crowd was. . . .

[steven8]

hand picked, as usual, by Dubya's aides. . .

[Ultra Magnus]

except for one man, and that man was Chuck Norris - the same Chuck Norris that seconds before had roundhouse kicked GW bush in the head declaring himself president. Suddenly...

[~~Tito~~]

the squirrels came after him, later that evening Chuck Norris had some good. . . .

[Ultra Magnus]

noodles. "Hmmm", he said, "These are good noodles", Then all of a sudden 12 Ninjas jumped through the windows and . . .

[init1]

stole his noodles. He didn't care because they were poisoned noodles, that only he can eat. . .

[Ultra Magnus]

and now he has 12 ninjas to have for desert. After feasting on the corpses of the 12 dead ninjas chuck norris....

[thelinux_guy]

then proceeded to advertise his new Ab lounge Xtreme. But at that very second mutant........

[~~Tito~~]

end only with". . . ."

pigs that where already cooked and then chuck said . . . .

[Ultra Magnus]

"Now its time for me to return to cyber tron and defeat the decepticons once and for all! Autobots transform!" Chuck Norris promptly transformed into ....

[Paul133]

an Ubuntu forums member who started telling a strange, twisted story. Worried he had broken the fourth wall and started an infinite loop, he. . . .

[init1]

ended the thread. But not really, because he didn't want to. Instead he let someone else pick up the story so that. . .

[Paul133]

they could continue the story and make it even more disturbing. Suddenly. . . .

[~~Tito~~]

a piece of poop came from above and. . . .

[Ultra Magnus]

struck the right honourable gordon brown in the face just as he was talking about the merits of moving the whole of downing street to glasgow, everyone laughed, no-one came to help him. Suddenly. . .

[Paul133]

Torvalds arrived and criticized the GPLv3. In the audience was Stallman. He. . . .

[bruce89]

moved Downing Street to Kirkcaldy after supper ...

[Paul133]

Out of nowhere, an American arrived and expressed his confusion with this British plot line. In reponse. . . .

[bruce89]

The Ubuntu-l10n-en-gb team explained the situation to the now unconsious Paul133...

[Paul133]

Unexpectedly, Paul133 regained consciousness (sp?) and. . . .

[bruce89]

Turned into a small Grammar School ...

[Paul133]

which was torn down after oil was discvered on the property by a little known man by the name of. . . .

[jgrabham]

Geoge Bush, He then started drilling, only to find it wasnt oil, it was in fact

[Paul133]

a rare blend of coffee, brought into the US by Colombian coffee smugglers and hidden by in a vacant lot in Texas. On hearing this, Tom Clancy decided to write a book, titled. . . .

[bruce89]

Interesting receipes with small sheep heads...

[Paul133]

The book was critically acclaimed and was the NYT bestseller. However. . . .

[Ultra Magnus]

it was subsequently noted that it was infact a childrens book (it had pictures in it) and was taken off the NYT best sellers list. At this news Tom Clancey . . .

[bread eyes]

was pissed and went insane leading him to kill a plant....

[Ultra Magnus]

But what he didn't realise was that the plants big brother was Chuck Norris, although he learnt his lesson as he hurled towards the sun, propelled by an explosive roundhouse kick (tm). All of a sudden . . .

[init1]

The core of the earth began to explode. . .

[Paul133]

But Jack Bauer appeared out of nowhere and saved the day. This deus ex machina pissed off a lot of people, so. . . .

[bread eyes]

there was a pool of urine....

[init1]

a pool so big that it poisoned the oceans. . .

[bread eyes]

with urine

[Paul133]

The urine mutated a population of shrimp when evolved lungs, walked onto the land (shrips have legs you know), learned how to use computers, logged on to the Ubuntu forums, and posted a message asking "where is this story going? all you talk about is urine!". In response. . . .

[init1]

init1 said "Are you suggesting that this story ever had direction?" Just then. . .

[Paul133]

the shrimp brought up his bash shell and proceeded to write a shell script.
#!/bin/bash
. . . .

(the story continues from within the script, so write a script first)

edit: I feel like the FSF, imposing all these well-intentioned restrictions on people

[knopper67]

And then we found out that the Shell script was actually a virus that infected all of the computers at Microsoft and...

[Paul133]

The shrimp was sad no one wrote his shell script, but only described what it did. He went to go work for the FSF and became Stallman's pet shrimp. Meanwhile, in the bowels of Redmond, shouts of "Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers!" echoed as Bill Gates and Steve Blamer cooked up their latest plan. . . .

[init1]

to destroy the shell script that actually existed. It was:

#!/bin/bash
cat /bin/*>/dev/dsp

Hearing this sound was enough to rot the mind. . .

[~~Tito~~]

to make a huge shrimp cocktail and it poisoned. . . .

[init1]

MS employees and users. So MS had to destroy it before. . .

[~~Tito~~]

then suddenly Bill Gates. . . .

[puppy]

was murdered as a child by time-travelling linux users from the future...

[bread eyes]

and thus Apple was the new MS....

[smartboyathome]

(period). A seagul watched all this happened and wondered "Why everyone hated each other in the computer world, and didn't cooperate." . . . .

[dannyboy79]

and then along came Tux and eat the seagul because Tux the penguin knew that in order for him to be king, he couldn't let any other birds live.

[smartboyathome]

All the other birds saw this and attacked and destroyed tux, thus eliminating the threat to them all.

[dannyboy79]

but unfortunately for all the other birds, Tux the linux mascot couldn't be destroyed because instead of having to pay a doctor to bring him back from the dead, it could be done for free!!! So the biggest Tux of them all (seen here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:New_Tux.png) came in and once and for all ate every single last one of the remaining birds. The end with the birds, there's no way they can come back.

[init1]

But then Bill Gates came back as a Zombie and cloned birds from the blood in mosquitoes. . .

[Paul133]

Meanwhile, the shrimp thanked init1 for the assistance writing the shell script and started Defective by Design. The Bill Gates zombie and cloned mosquitos were destrioyed by the BSD Daemon, who allied with Tux. In order to stop this union of FOSS, Apple sent a well-known 19th centurey naturalist to eliminate them. Later. . . .

[Ultra Magnus]

in the day, as Tux sat gourging himself on raw fish and looking contented, zombie bill gates....

[init1]

used LOLVIRUS.EXE on Tux, but he was unaffected. Then. . .

[bread eyes]

any army of priest for warcraft 3 cast dispel killing all the summon units and removing status effects or what ever they are called....

[Ultra Magnus]

Suddenly Chuck Norris jumped in declaring a WWF super death hardcore coffin match free-for-all between himself, Tux, zombie Bill gates and the army of WOW priests, the result of which was .. . .

[bread eyes]

The priests dispelled zombie Bill gates killing him and DoTed tux and Chuck Norris. Tux died but Chuck Norris was spell immune so the priests tried to hold out but Chuck Norris killed them all in one roundhouse kick....

[Ultra Magnus]

After eating the hearts of spleens of the preists and tux (bill gates has no heart), chuck norris went to the. . . .

[GuidoCalvano]

mushroom store for another snack to find the whole world shhhrrriiiinkkkinggg...

[steven8]

. . .only to find himself in Liddsville. . .

[init1]

and he didn't know where that was so he went to pluto. . .

[~~Tito~~]

to make a pie that could. . . .


Cool the thread is starting to catch on!

Please people to make it seem organized end only with and do exactly ". . . ." .

[~~Tito~~]

make you have an amazing. . . .

[steven8]

ellipsis. . . .

[Ultra Magnus]

Out of now where Hulk Hogan and the fantastic four lept into Chuck Norris' Kitchen completely ruining his train of thought and . . . .

[xpod]

All made a mushroom omlette

[~~Tito~~]

that could destroy the. . . .

[Ultra Magnus]

very fabric of space-time itself! - Fortunately . . .

[init1]

Chuck Norris had a lighter so he burned it, but. . .

[~~Tito~~]

he farted and exploded the moon, then the. . . .

[bread eyes]

Earths climate got all screwed up and everyone died. Mean while on the plane of Phyrexia, Yawgmoth was plotting to....

[Ultra Magnus]

Set a bomb off on parallel Earth with the help of some intergalactic terrorists, when all of a sudden . . .

[Paul133]

he keeled over and died. The parallel Earth was saved. Or was it? The intergalactic terrorists (calling themselves IT) regrouped and hatched a new plan. IT plotted to. . . .

[bread eyes]

Have a snack.

[racoq]

Have a snack.
So they had strength to conquer the world with a monopoly, so they decided to buy Microsoft, and destroy all the internet by spreading virus...

[dannyboy79]

but the attempt to spread virus's didn't work because ClamAV was free and installed onto everyone's machines. One boy decided to create a botnet that would be the largest botnet of all time! This botnet would be different though, it would actually be a clustered botnet. It was going to have millions of PC's working together. He would later find a cure for AID's using his massive clustered botnet. The boy was loved by all.....

[use a name]

Although he decided to, he didn't succeed at first, as everyone was already using their pc's to the max by posting a gazillion useless posts per hour in useless threads all over the internet. Fortunately. . . .

[~~Tito~~]

one thread changed it all by. . . .

[~~Tito~~]

making a machine that could destroy a. . . .

[dannyboy79]

psycotic flamingo who was being sought for flying thru the Everglades and picking the eye right out of an aligators face.

[~~Tito~~]

and making a pie out of a. . . .
PEOPLE PLEASE END WITH . . . . SO THIS THREAD LOOKS ORGANIZED

[dannyboy79]

old 486 motherboard's smaller microchips.

NOTE TO TITO: first of all it's very rude to use capital letters and bold it. Second of all who are you to TELL me how I should post or how any of use should post? This is like me telling someone to use proper punctuation in their thread they created, just shouldn't be done. On that note, how can a "finish the story thread" not have sentences which end? Meaning not all sentences can just have .... at the end. Relax a little, it's only a thread. I suggest if you want to have that fine grained of control over how people post create your own forum and regulate there, not here.

[use a name]

It tasted pretty good with some BBQ sauce and some....

(Inspired by the upcomming BBQ here. :P)

[dannyboy79]

home made quacamoly who's every ingredient was freshly picked from the garden only minutes earlier.

[~~Tito~~]

Then the exploding chicken ran down the street and said to the tire. . . .


old 486 motherboard's smaller microchips.

NOTE TO TITO: first of all it's very rude to use capital letters and bold it. Second of all who are you to TELL me how I should post or how any of use should post? This is like me telling someone to use proper punctuation in their thread they created, just shouldn't be done. On that note, how can a "finish the story thread" not have sentences which end? Meaning not all sentences can just have .... at the end. Relax a little, it's only a thread. I suggest if you want to have that fine grained of control over how people post create your own forum and regulate there, not here.

Oh, sorry if I offended ;). Only wanted it to look organized. Wont say agin ;).

[~~Tito~~]

"YOU HAVE A ******* FLAT GOD DAMN IT WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW EAT MY SELF??? Then a guy named Coronal Sanders came by and. . . .

[~~Tito~~]

my my what a delicious lookin chicken, do you want a job to . . . .

[gecko94]

kill Chuck Norris? He ate tux's heart and tux killed all birds but you survived so you may be able to defeat him." Just then chuck norris jumped into the room and murdered the chicken and ate it, but by doing this he re-awakened tux's heart which took place of his own and he became TUX NORRIS! (thats how it has to be spelled), the super open source god of all things awesome, and dell started selling their computers/laptops with ubuntu TUX NORRIS! edition which was. . . .

[Ultra Magnus]

not endorsed by chuck norris so he round house kicked the prime minister of . . .

[~~Tito~~]

kaka pee pee land and then he died. Then Hansel and Grettle. . . .

[~~Tito~~]

stopped by to give Tux Norris a present, but in actuality it was *GASP*. . . .

[eph1973]

A copy of Windows Vista (dramatic music), to which Tux....

[runemaste644]

Quickly sharpened the edges of and used as a recyclable throwing star. He ventured to the Microsoft Corporation, and fell into a trap. Luckily, all it did was seperate Chuck Norris and Tux. . . .

[-grubby]

Tux got up and there was cheees all around and the great overlord bill gates...

[runemaste644]

When Tux threw the throwing star, it bounced off of gates and he said "Muahahaha!!! You think that will afflict me?" Then, a voice from nowhere said "Use the GPL, Tux. . . ."

[~~Tito~~]

, and make sure he eats the cheese as its open source, meaning it can contain anything you desire", as Tux was going to wish into the cheese there was a rumble and then *GASP*. . . .

[bruce89]

Scotland win at rugby.

[-grubby]

was shown on giant projected tv screen on the news when gate's assistant ballmer....

[~~Tito~~]

shot Tux, but luckly he had a Bullet Prof vest on and then he said ". . . .

[-grubby]

"you'll never get away with this Bill!" and then Bill said..

[runemaste644]

AHH!!! IT BURNS!!! as Tux threw a copy of the GPL at Gates. Then he started using Linux Install CDs. The GPL went into a mass CD burner, causing all those Vista install CDs to be GPLd. . . .

[-grubby]

which made all pcs preloaded with vista explode . . . .

[~~Tito~~]

d the universe of windows, but then *GASP* a rouge windows supporter stood up and said ". . . .

[runemaste644]

Whoa!" as Chuck Norris shot him with his Fedora gun (and a red Fedora hat on his head). . . .

[~~Tito~~]

Then the unthinkable happened, Bill Gates, said these magical words ". . . .

[Nano Geek]

Bibity Bobity Bo!

[PmDematagoda]

which prompted everyone to jump in a bottomless pit.....

[ncappel1]

The End.

[stinger30au]

The End.

it cant be the end yet.


When they reached the bottom of the pit they found a pirate boat and being international talk like a pirate day they said "aaarrrgghh me hearties, hoist the anchor, ye olde land lubbers and set sail for the seven seas.... ooohhhhh aaaarrrggghhh

[-grubby]

or ye hit yah with a huge crowbar . . . .

[~~Tito~~]

and make it snappy ye land lubbers, as they went to the 1st sea it wasn't a sea at all it was a sea of old out dates microsoft software and then they . . . .

[-grubby]

found a ship labeled "internet explorer 3.0" that started firing cannons . . . .

[Sayers]

however he accidently hit an open source friend but then he used his root password to nano /ship/config.conf and fixed the ship . . . .

[runemaste644]

After that they saw a GNU flag instead of a regular pirate flag. . . .

[~~Tito~~]

then the fanboys came and made this huge ship with a ginormious windows logo on it. Then they made the maniacle(crazy). . . .

[-grubby]

the logo was being diplayed on a screen running windows and then the next thing happened, it BSOD. . ..

[~~Tito~~]

and they started jumping off the ship saying "abandon ship its gonna freeze"!!. . . .

(you didnt finish the sent. i started ;).)

[PmDematagoda]

Then up rises the Ubuntu ship, straight from the very depths of the seven seas....

[-grubby]

rose a great chip, a . . . .
(yes I really mean Chip not Ship)

[~~Tito~~]

Delete post!(this one)

[~~Tito~~]

rose a great chip, a . . . .
(yes I really mean Chip not Ship)

Dude, you have to continue based on what other people said ):P.

Then up rises the Ubuntu ship, straight from the very depths of the seven seas....

and something happened, Tux was shot. . . .

[PmDematagoda]

Dude, you have to continue based on what other people said ):P.


and something happened, Tux was shot. . . .

I did Tito:p, the Windows ship went down so up came the Ubuntu ship to replace it(Not part of the story);)

[~~Tito~~]

I did Tito:p, the Windows ship went down so up came the Ubuntu ship to replace it(Not part of the story);)

Not you, the poster below. (Whopps forgot quote ;).)

[PmDematagoda]

Not you, the poster below. (Whopps forgot quote ;).)

Ooops:p, sorry, miscommunication on our parts Tito.;)

[PmDematagoda]

Anyway back to the story.

by the desperate Bill Gates, who now starts to laughs maniacally......

[-grubby]

Tito
Dude, you have to continue based on what other people said .
oh sorry oops.
anyway, bill gates then said "you can't get away we have you surrounded. . . .

[use a name]

"... by mutated Windows logos. Fear them! Fear them and give me back my ..."

[~~Tito~~]

men I need them for later on to impress my nerd friends because they don't belive I have armys of fanboys at my disposal. The friends that are coming are: Al Gore, G. W. B., Emperor Palatine, and My mom, she is making cookies for us". Then out of no where a giant window came to freeze the UNIX for ever, when all of a sudden Tux revived him self because he knew Jesus's brother, Open Sourcy(:lolflag:), he said "Thanks man I owe you one, Jesus said "No problem my son, I will help anyone willing to help make the word open and free". As Tux was. . . .

[-grubby]

about ready to hit gates the sea suddenly froze and he(tux) fell through the ice.. . .

[~~Tito~~]

and there was an epic battle between them, Gates over threw him with his hoards of BSOD windows computers. Tux couldn't take it any more he used the Live CD key, it was the last ope of computer kind when **DUN DUN DUUUUUUUNNN**. . . .

[Joeb454]

Bill took all of the CD Tray's out of the computers so the LiveCD's couldn't boot

[PmDematagoda]

Then Chuck Norris appeared on the scene with the very last Alternate CD on earth, knocked Bill aside, opened the disc tray of the nearest computer and fighting the BSOD's just managed to put in the CD with the remainder of his energy.

The computer starts booting......

[~~Tito~~]

its starts to boot to the OS, when bill says "NOOOOOOO NOT THAT ITS MY WEAKNES"!! One of the fanboys maneged to break free from the Ubuntu cure and shoots the computer, it was silent for a while. . . .

[-grubby]

when suddenly it demands "get Bill OVER HERE NOW!" . . ..

[~~Tito~~]

bill walks over hastily and then it happened. Jesus killed him and said ". . . .

[-grubby]

"you're"going to hell Gates!" "now get in the car"

[-grubby]

and off they flew downward when suddenly santa hit them. . ..

[init1]

with his sleigh and killed them. "Better clean this up" he says. . .

[~~Tito~~]

Ho ho ho?" Said santa as he. . . .

[use a name]

forgot to unzip before taking a pee. "I'd better ...

[-grubby]

"oh @#$!*" better change my pants. . . .

[tsnell]

before Rudolf tries to bite my . . . .

[~~Tito~~]

**** off. Jesus thanked Santa but he said, be warned if you have any windows computers at your house or workshop, then Bilol will revive and thrive once again, suddenly. . . .

[-grubby]

Santa realized all his computers ran Windows, he had never heard of anything else. suddenly he heard a loud sound from under him. . . .

[tsnell]

it was bill rising from the underworld to . . . .

[init1]

take him to Windows Hell, were all computers run slowly and are infested with viruses. Thankfully, Tux. . .

[~~Tito~~]

Shot the hell with a Linux Anti virus, also known as a Macintosh, its so simple that it wont be detected under the Linux Complication detection application. Sadly. . . .

[tsnell]

the computers AVG anti-virus utility had been recently updated . . .

[Phearicle]

But Grivsoft crashed the entire network so they...

[-grubby]

managed to get the macintosh into the windows hell but. . . .

[-grubby]

the computers had a firewall that blocked anything good so Tux just shot the computers. . . .

[yuku-aki]

causing a massive explosion of spam and popups to occur in real life - everyone was trapped between recurring windows of porn and v1a6ra ads....

[-grubby]

which in turn caused every computer to crash, ruining Tux's chances to buy any of the porn or ******. . . .

[~~Tito~~]

, but he said, " I don't need that stuff, I can thrive off the energy of the pain of Bill Gates!!" Suddenly. . . .

[-grubby]

Bill was running towards him but tripped causing him to fall into a trap Jesus set up, He was put on a torture device. . . .

[~~Tito~~]

that forced him too make. . . .

[-grubby]

chocolate cupcakes. this was torturous because he had to make them perfect and he didn't know how to cook them . .. .

[runemaste644]

Because the cupcakes were supposed to be Tux-shaped with Tux icing. . . .

[ryanVickers]

And tux-shaped cookie cutters were no where to be found! So, to make the cookies he instead had to . . . .

[-grubby]

try to look at Tux and craft the dough best he could. . . .

[-grubby]

.

[ryanVickers]

He then had to smooth out the lumps and bumps with...

;)

[~~Tito~~]

something that was so horrible and it made him quiver while using it! It was a. . . .

[TheOtherLinuxFreak]

pirated widows vista cd! But he couldn't use it because it self-destructed because it was past the 30 day "grace" period.

[~~Tito~~]

He touched the cd and he started breaking out with a horrble. . . .

[TheOtherLinuxFreak]

rash that...

[jgrabham]

rash that...

Consumed his face, but then . . . .

[runemaste644]

He realized it was a Linux install CD in disguise! ! ! !

[~~Tito~~]

Then he turned n to the thing he taed most of all and he realized he loved it after all. HE WAS TUX's. . . .

[-grubby]

cousins,wifes,brothers,favorite chairman!. . . .

[Nano Geek]

Then the seven dwarfs came in to rescue him.

[Phearicle]

...He did a triple-back-flip landing in ...

[Frak]

...but accidentally broke his ankle landing...

[TheOtherLinuxFreak]

on his xbox!

[runemaste644]

Just before Tux could instll Linux on it. . . .

[Frak]

..and the XboxMediaCenter disk cried...

[ryanVickers]

Ok, now this just doesn't make sense anymore - why would anyone have an xbox! ;)

[-grubby]

*ignoring above post* which made all XBOXS officialy inoperable....

[Frak]

...while he watched his 360 get a Red Ring of Death...

[~~Tito~~]

and his Zune jumped off his office building while it exploded and then Tux Said". . . .

[Frak]

.."Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger"...

[dynamethod]

and tux then shot bill gates in the face

[-grubby]

with a pie made out of pirated Vista DVDs . . . .

[~~Tito~~]

Then Daft Punk came out and said, "FACE TO FACE NOW, DUN DUNANANA DU DU, DU, DU, DU DU"(Listen to the Song Face To Face by them then you will know), and he kicked him in the balls and Tux said, "give up now", Bill then hastely said, "Never", then he. . . .

[use a name]

woke up.

[Frak]

..and he said "Even after hour after our work is never over"..

[-grubby]

but Vista will prevail! I will not give up!. . . .

[fiskking]

his Iphone gives a sudden burst of a ring by his bed, where, unexpectedly, Steve Jobs asks in a whisper of a voice, ¨Why does this phone have... T-Mobile ...for its service??¨...

[-grubby]

bill says "um..er..uh..well.. Its Ballmer's fault!!!!". . . .

[Frak]

..while Ballmer snaps back with "Don't bother me while I'm using Ubu... I mean Vista"...

[Nymphadora]

and suddenly his computer freezes. At about that time, he starts to hear a strange rumbling noise coming from the computer, which gets louder and louder until....

[-grubby]

his hard drive hits him in the head, the hard drive bonds with the vista DVDs to form. . . .

[Frak]

...A crappy DVD taped to a bloated Hard Drive, but then it transformed into a...

[~~Tito~~]

turd that could magically could. . . .

[Nymphadora]

travel the galaxy on light waves...

[Sunforge]

Unfortunately the licence key was invalid which meant that

[-grubby]

the universe would implode unless. . . .

[Frak]

..the keygen was used immediately, BUT....

[~~Tito~~]

Bill said". . . .

[Frak]

.."But the Vista is uncompromisable!?!?"...

[-grubby]

suddenly. . . . windows XP hit Bill Gates in the head and said "what! I thought I was your favorite!!!!" He said "sorry but Vista's my favorite now. . . .

[Frak]

...and, just then, ME came busting out of the closet screeming "Why did you lock me in there?"...

[Sayers]

Well ME I locked you in there because you are for the year 3000 and we messed up, like usual. Just try and come up with a desktop cube, that way we can match up to linux, even if it is 993 years off.

[~~Tito~~]

ME, exploded with sadness, anger, and arousal(because of Tux of couse) Just then. . . .

(How do you guys like the thread so far? Good? Fun huh?