The Finish The Story Thread

[nikoPSK]

because frak ended posts in here.... (j/k I don't really care:D)

[Frak]

so we all went back to drinking our coffee in the cafe... (Oooops ;))

[nikoPSK]

and not getting any beans...

[-grubby]

but we did in the old days :cry:. . . .

[nikoPSK]

but I don't care, we actually start all seeing ms sam somewhere....

[Frak]

who was strolling along with ms anna, who ironically cannot pronounce her own name...

[-grubby]

but her friend espeak can. . . .

[-grubby]

but that doesn't matter because someone asks MS anna her name. . . .

[Frak]

(:lolflag:), but all she could say was "Microsoft Ann"...

[-grubby]

aeyah" and they said "what?" and espeak said "her name is Microsoft anna. . . ."

[nikoPSK]

and she loves mother... (dr tran)

[-grubby]

teresa"
"is thatreally relevant". . . .

[nikoPSK]

to my underpants becasue they closed my petition...

[RAV TUX]

...yet you still find a way to have fun and rise above. ;)

[Frak]

which inspires me to write a book called "Monkey Farm"... (kudos to those who get the reference ;))

[RAV TUX]

"Monkey Farm" and "Cow Tipping", I would like to have a Llama and Mushroom farm.

[-grubby]

but I get them and you start crying. . . .

[smartboyathome]

when santa comes in and gives you the key to a new tractor...

[nikoPSK]

but he kicks my ***

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?2qytzgkgmx5

[-grubby]

and decides to run you over with the tractor. . . .

[nikoPSK]

but I stand proud and RAV TUX gets his title....

[-grubby]

and you end up sticking your stomach in your mouth . . . .

[nikoPSK]

which isn't possible. (nathan, don't be dumb, this thread is supposed to be funny not dumb.)

[-grubby]

but it is possible because you were run over by a tractor. . . .

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

so he did, and he was rushed over to the hospitable where they...

[nikoPSK]

stuck mothballs....

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

in the Wardrobe where they fell on the floor when Lucy opened the door and...

[nikoPSK]

got caught by whatever wrap (epic movie:p)

[-grubby]

ate my sandwhich tuesday. . . .

[nikoPSK]

morning....

[-grubby]

which pissed me off because. . . .

[nikoPSK]

I have 1001 beans now....

[-grubby]

you mean 1003 you meanie head and I only have 461 :cry:. . . .

[nikoPSK]

because you suck but that's beside the point (j/k nathan)

[-grubby]

of this thread (and I'm off to the help forums). . . .

[-grubby]

which is spiraling into. . . .

[nikoPSK]

your face....

[-grubby]

and starts clawing at it once it lands on it which hurts. . . .

[nikoPSK]

because l33thacker is back....

[-grubby]

and going to be online while banned. . . .

[nikoPSK]

which I changed...

[-grubby]

in which I replied to this thread "really, let me see". . . .

[NullHead]

you're mutating face that is all the more ...

[nikoPSK]

but that cannot be since the reactine man came and....

[NullHead]

told you the companion cube has been murdered by Dr.Freeman who ...

[-grubby]

likes cupcakes. . . .

[nikoPSK]

and linux....

[NullHead]

and also doesn't like to bake ... so he just played Team Fortress 2 but ...

[nikoPSK]

because we have the orange box....

[-grubby]

the universe will implode unless. . . .

[nikoPSK]

my 100 paper cranes I folded on peace day... (it's true.)

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

somehow turn into real cranes and you send them on a mission to...

[Valok]

Eat all the fish in the sea....

[-grubby]

but they fail you. . . .

[Valok]

Because 1/2 of them got eaten by a shark right after they....

[-grubby]

drink some coffee. . . .

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

which for some reason made them dive into the ocean so the sharks could get them. However...

[-grubby]

the sharks were having a bit of beer that day. . . .

[NullHead]

and were so stoned they didn't notice them at all ...

[-grubby]

but somehow ended up chomping them in half mistaking it for steak. . . .

[NullHead]

but then the cranes reproduce inside the shark and it explodes into a ...

[-grubby]

giant mess of gerbils. . . .

[nikoPSK]

with george and herold... but it was a bionic gerbil!....

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

but they all drown and the shark now has thousands of dead gerbils inside of him so he...

[NullHead]

eats a cupcake and finds out it was made with ...

[nikoPSK]

red pills....

[-grubby]

spenda(R) which he is allergic to so he has a giant coughing fit. . . .

[kryth]

and farts cream cheese and yells....

[wispygalaxy]

"Who wants some bagels?!"

[madscientist032]

"Who wants some bagels?!"

which was followed by crickets chirping.. . . .

[robotdudeguy]

And then a band started to perform a song...

[madscientist032]

that just so happened to be one of the best hits of the 1990s . .

[nikoPSK]

because it was starring, yours truly, me....

[-grubby]

but Kirk Cobain suddenly comes out of nowhere carrying a bat. . . .

[GepettoBR]

which Ozzy Osbourne jumped up and ate

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

which gave him indigestion so then...

[GepettoBR]

he took a dump on the Statue of Liberty...

[-grubby]

but the seagulls beat him to it. . . .

[JeffoOfMetal]

so he decided to crap in one of the many luxurious New York restrooms.

[nikoPSK]

humanely in a stall....

[-grubby]

but the seagulls beat him to it. . . .

[madscientist032]

so he decided to wait for. . . .

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

Chuck Norris to kill...

[nikoPSK]

gameguard....

[-grubby]

my thread on binary. . . .

[CCNA_student]

just ignore what I posted

[-grubby]

previously posted by above:then a janitor came. . . .
and asked chuck norris for a few bucks. . . .
@CCNA_student
why ignore it? it's perfectly fine. You should put it back

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

who round-house kicked him into...

[CCNA_student]

Bill Gates

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

who was so mad that he made Steve Ballmer...

[CCNA_student]

that he made Chuck Norris use Vista

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

Unfortunately, that was the one thing he was vulnerable to. As Bill Gates stood gloating over his writhing body...

[-grubby]

steve ballmer drove. . . .

[nikoPSK]

himself insane by.....

[GepettoBR]

him insane with bad blonde jokes...

[nikoPSK]

and went to givaway of the day to find that his OS was up for free he quickly runs and fetches a nuclear bomb to....

[NullHead]

that were about as funny as a naked seagull ...

[nikoPSK]

wearing sunglasses.....

[-grubby]

on top of a . . . .

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

avalanche which was about to crush...

[-grubby]

this thread. . . .

[nikoPSK]

all covered with cheese. . . .

[GepettoBR]

and everyone in it...

[nikoPSK]

due to the massive downpour of....

[-grubby]

coconut oil. . . .

[GepettoBR]

over your head...

[nikoPSK]

and into the....

[~~Tito~~]

under your bed. . . .

[-grubby]

and down santa's. . . .

[nikoPSK]

chimney....

[-grubby]

to which santa was delivering present to at the time. . . .

[nikoPSK]

to....

[-grubby]

my dog. . . .

[Nekiruhs]

's pet...

[nikoPSK]

's sitter's....

[borris.morris]

which was a penguin!!!

[kryth]

That lived inside of a...

[NullHead]

wax nutcracker box ...

[asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33]

which doesn't really make since when you think about it. But anyway, as Santa was delivering the gifts he realized that it is already 2008 so he...

[LinuxGuy1234]

remembered that a pengiun called Linux was there and gave a present to him and flew...

[-grubby]

to tuxland an amazingly fun amusement park. . . .
PS: this will be my last post here as I believe this thread has run it's course

[kryth]

but Santa's butt was too fat to ride on any of the rides, so he went of a diet of....

[sleepingdragon]

melted glass burgers with a side order of arsenic salad. However, this had the unfortunate effect of . . . .

[Lostincyberspace]

Giving him diarrhea which Made him dehydrated and made him have to go to the hospital . . .

[kryth]

where a transvestite wet nurse named Sam gave him a IV drip of Pepsi and gin, but....

[Bllasae]

where a transvestite wet nurse named Sam gave him a IV drip of Pepsi and gin, but....
a hobo came and....

[GepettoBR]

everybody was grossed out because he did it on the carpet, so...

[Bllasae]

everybody was grossed out because he did it on the carpet, so...
They tackled....

[jonelnz]

Donald Duck who was...

[Lostincyberspace]

getting his beak removed because...

[FuturePilot]

he lost his temper over...

[GepettoBR]

Yosemite Sam's midnight parties, in which...

[NovaAesa]

there were 18 red fairys who got drunk because they were being stressed out by....

[GepettoBR]

a drugged-up centaur's cheesey pickup lines, when suddenly they decided to...

[nikoPSK]

throw down the stairs. he landed so suddenly on the ____ that he....

[leader303]

lost his memory of the most important event of his childhood, which was...

[nikoPSK]

when he was five...

[kryth]

and playing Pong with Bill Gates and a ....

[nikoPSK]

IBM machine named deep....

[Joeb454]

which also happened to be the most awesomest pong bot EVER....

[NullHead]

witch infact Linus Torvald made ...

[FuturePilot]

and it was actually Tux...

[kryth]

and he pwned so much that...

[Joeb454]

The whole world thought they should bow to tux

[nikoPSK]

and join the beginner team!...

[kryth]

The Harvard beginner knitting team that is! Last year they...

[nikoPSK]

knit a....

[GepettoBR]

Panzer tank

[nikoPSK]

that could....

[kryth]

fly and...

[Christmas]

...transform into a cute doll...

[GepettoBR]

with diapers that smelled like...

[kryth]

65 mustang and made a noise like a...

[tangibleorange]

dying camel who partially obscured the view of...

[nikoPSK]

me...

[GepettoBR]

while you were hiding behind the camel to look for a red...

[kryth]

ninja!!!! Who's quest was to...

[Joeb454]

poke bill gates REALLY HARD in his eyes...

[nikoPSK]

but you're schizophrenic...

[GepettoBR]

and the ninja's sword was actually a love apple covered in blue...

[kryth]

blueness. The blue-est blueness that ever was blue. Too bad that...

[leader303]

blueness had not been invented yet. so...

[Xavieran]

Microsoft stole some pixels from the sky and dropped them on a computer leadin to ....

[Christmas]

...serious mental disorders which...

[Lostincyberspace]

they proclaimed as a new feature for the new OS entitled ...

[kryth]

MS retard-o-meter poo poo server edition now with extra...

[pucenavel]

wasted time, but configurable to...

[Joeb454]

h4x all *nix servers in the world, BUT...

[GepettoBR]

Linus Torvalds was waiting outside Bill's house with a shovel to...

[Joeb454]

dig a big pool in Bill's front yard to house penguins all called...

*I think I know what they'll be called, but I'll leave it to you ;)*

[GepettoBR]

dig a big pool in Bill's front yard to house penguins all called...

*I think I know what they'll be called, but I'll leave it to you ;)*

WRONG! The penguins' names were all "Wrong", and they each had a necklace with a...

[Lostincyberspace]

circle of people with revealing shirts on it. This upset bill so much the he cut of his ear and his . . . .

[GepettoBR]

glasses, which he then donated to the Save The Flying Turtles Fund, where they raise funds to...

[Lostincyberspace]

promote the new version of Linux flyingturtleubuntu. But they sent it back since . . . .

[kryth]

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster did not approve of it, because...

[Lostincyberspace]

it showed disrespect for lamas. they . . . .

[GepettoBR]

called the Lamas and the Llamas for a special meeting at the Hilton, where...

[kryth]

wore funny hats and danced like sheep, until...

[Lostincyberspace]

Linus Torvalds ran ctrl+alt+backspace in his mind and restarted out x. He then proceeded to . . . .

[GepettoBR]

Change the Universe, because Allah had given him the source code. Unfortunately, while he was compiling his first alpha release...

[kryth]

he fork bombed his bio-computer named Earth 2.1, which...

[GepettoBR]

had recently defeated Deep Blue in a game of checkers while calculating Pi to 6,02*10^26 digits. Suddenly, out of nowhere...

[Lostincyberspace]

Zaphod Beeblebrox the third appeared and began to . . . .

[kryth]

smash a whale over the head with a potted...

[FurryNemesis]

...turnip. There was a loud sound of breaking....

[kryth]

wind, that ...

[GepettoBR]

turned over the whale and caused the Universe to...

[NullHead]

spin uncontrollably in a spinning vortex of mushy slop of klingon gagh (http://www.geocities.com/Ktesh_kag/qaghondmov.gif) witch someone was trying to let down the in sink erator witch got all jammed up with marbles that Johnny Depp put in there earlier because ...

[Xavieran]

being a pirate wasn't up his *marble* alley ....

[GepettoBR]

and also I ate his peanut. So he called upon his deadly force of Oompa-Loompas to...

[NullHead]

to act like lemmings and jump off of a ...

[nikoPSK]

diving board....

[NullHead]

into a vat of toxic waste witch in turn creates hulk like monsters that are set out to destroy ...

[nikoPSK]

you when you talk to me on AIM...

[Lostincyberspace]

This continued on for a fortnight until Supperman came and fed them a hardy bowl of campbells chicken noodle soup. And all was peachy an fine for a short time until Supperman slipped on a bannana peel and went into a rage since he goat a . . . .

[nikoPSK]

small bowl of goulash...

[Lostincyberspace]

stuck . . . .

[GepettoBR]

in his eyebrow. In order to save himself, he sought out the Legendary Eyebrow Scrubber, which was currently owned by...

[Lostincyberspace]

The Brunch Babe since she received it from . . . .

[~~Tito~~]

(I'm back. . .)
a giant turd that danced and. . . .

[owbizi]

said "no one post here anymore!"...

[~~Tito~~]

but suddenly it sang the. . . .

[myusername]

national anthem of pork. then suddenly a giant dragon . . . .

[GepettoBR]

fell asleep...

[madscientist032]

on a giant hot dog roll . . . .

[Jon11393]

and was cooked on a grill by...

[madscientist032]

the silvery moon . . . .

[Samurai Penguin]

which really wasn't made of silver but of ...

[hhhhhx]

cheeeeese with ...

[Wolfrat]

...multiple high tension steel support coumns.

[Lostincyberspace]

And the great USER came and . . .

[stoodleysnow]

...deleted the columns, which he thought were unnecessary because...

[madscientist032]

there were rows . . . .

[GepettoBR]

of unemployed Korean work force...

[runemaste644]

somewhere . . . .

[00arthuryu]

and were somehow related to the gigantic sheep of...

[GepettoBR]

very small proportions...

[komputes]

which tasted delicious because he just has to "bah" one too many times, yet the sheep left a will stating...

[anxfisa]

"Eat me! Hey, I know I am a sheep, but for the love of all that is Linux, I need love too! If you cut me do i not say 'BEEP,' if you download me, do i not process? If you murder me do I go to the same hell where all beings and deleted characters from video games go? Come on people..."

message turnicated ....

[GepettoBR]

Aardvarks galore!

[~~Tito~~]

Then a ninja attacked! Then a pots and pans robot, and a nazi, and a dinosaur, then . . . .

[FreeSEOResources.com]

the ninja, who was actually Chuck Norris, turned on the Nazi; killing him and feeding him to the dinosaur whose bloodlust was thus placated and....

[Blackmag+c]

He fell asleep but he had a dream of..

[Canis familiaris]

He fell asleep but he had a dream of..

the world being taken away by aliens. Then Gordon Freeman ...

[zxscooby]

awoke to find Bobby Ewing in his shower , it was then he realized it had been one long dream..

[GepettoBR]

from which he could only wake up after retreiving...

[Canis familiaris]

the fingernails of Gman ...

[adamogardner]

Once upon a time in the kingdom of Bash......

[Istonian]

MOVE TO GAMES!

To play along....

Sir Bourne discovered a rash...

[adamogardner]

...and Lord Korn was preparing for war against sir Bourne.

[Joeb454]

Then on the TV he heard

"INTERGALACTIC PROTON POWERED ELECTRICAL TENTACLED ADVERTISING DROIDS!!!!"

[~~Tito~~]

Then the "INTERGALACTIC PROTON POWERED ELECTRICAL TENTACLED ADVERTISING DROIDS!!!!" guy was shot and the world rejoiced when suddenly. . . .

[LinuxGuy1234]

when Mr. Gates took a gun and shot Linux users and caused havoc which...

[pidayman]

started a chain reaction that causes Bill Gates to get whacked in the side of the head with a half-eaten stick of salami. After Gates fell, he landed on. . . .

[lukjad007]

a runaway skateboard which rolled him down the street to the carnival rollercoaster and. . . .

[LinuxGuy1234]

a runaway skateboard which rolled him down the street to the carnival rollercoaster and. . . .

got whacked down onto Mars and he started to rumble, grumble and...

[lukjad007]

Rock, rock, rock around the clock....

[LinuxGuy1234]

until a hippo bounced him into President Linus Torvalds' trap to capture Bill Gates which would...

[jenkinbr]

...force Mr. Billy to use Linux for a year...

[sstusick]

...and old Billy did not know how to operate it, so...

[LinuxGuy1234]

he committed suicide...

[lukjad007]

badly, like with Vista, therefore he became healthier...

[LinuxGuy1234]

So then he led a coup against Linus' government, which failed, so he went to hell and he was never seen again. Which led to the creation of...

[sstusick]

Microbill, which...

(PS: This story does not make any sense :lolflag: if he committed suicide...he's dead...right?)

[LinuxGuy1234]

Microbill, which...

(PS: This story does not make any sense :lolflag: if he committed suicide...he's dead...right?)

would conquer the universe again, but the actions of King Steve Jobs made him fail his plan to conquer the universe and landed in a small rural town in Alabama and...

(PS to sstusick: Bill Gates commited suicide, in a bad way, so he, after a while, went to hell, where he died)

[LinuxGuy1234]

took control of the town then...

[asker]

enslaved the inhabitants, making them work in a huge chocolate factory. The factory was only open for 3 days, when...

[sstusick]

it caught fire. Everything was...

[LinuxGuy1234]

destroyed in a matter of time. The inhabitants then fled to Florida. Microbill then...

[sstusick]

went bankrupt forcing them to shut down their businesses completely. Then...