The Finish The Story Thread

[-grubby]

the member that rebelled and worshipped taxes and iphones, NIKOPSK. . . .

[nikoPSK]

and frak and nathan and tito....

[Nano Geek]

who drove to the moon because...

[nikoPSK]

they wanted cheez whiz.... (listening to this weird al song that if you play it back it says: satan likes cheez whiz..., dunno the name though:()

[-grubby]

but Nathangrubb did not want cheez whiz, he wanted. . . .

[nikoPSK]

starcraft! (i didn't know you reffered to yourself third person:D.)

[-grubby]

but I have never played starcraft so I wanted. . . .

[Nano Geek]

Ubuntu which you got by...

[nikoPSK]

a terran marine which handed you a hardy disk but wanted you to play starcraft in return....

[-grubby]

so I threw a donut at their face because I didn't want to play it (plus the donut would have the effect of blowing NikoPSK up so he can't talk about starcraft anymore). . . .

[nikoPSK]

so then he wants to play "shoot nathan up with a machine gun".... meh, too violent howabout pony luv?.....

[-grubby]

but actually I wanted to play let's Shoot machine guns at Frak's newly completed tax forms. . . .

[nikoPSK]

so you do....

[-grubby]

and Frak tells me I'm mean and starts crying in the corner. . . .

[nikoPSK]

but then inner frak comes out and beats you up.....

[Aiello]

But then the roflcopter comes to the rescue...

[-grubby]

but explodes, so I hit Frak in the face with a piece of toast and he starts crying again. . . .

[nikoPSK]

uhhh, but then your mom comes and says you need a time out....

[-grubby]

but she asks you to make her a peanut and jelly sandwhich or else she'll beat you up. . . .

[nikoPSK]

satan.... eats.... cheez.... whiz.... (listening to it again. It's called nature trail to hell.)

[-grubby]

but he doesn't so nobody cares. . . . .

[nikoPSK]

and a roflcopter falls and burns right in....

[-grubby]

the puddle of doom. . . . .

[nikoPSK]

and typos fd,gj.dmbfylzufb.lrnjyt?.....

[-grubby]

that are incomprehensible from dark . . . .

[Frak]

but then the taxes allow me to become super user...

[nikoPSK]

freagv5ernby7465!!!! dcg.xdtjhxtfdjyukf??? I say dear chap, would you like a cup of tea? And then we all go to my house and throw a huge.... (hopefully, party:D)

[-grubby]

table at . . . .

[nikoPSK]

your place....

[-grubby]

but I moved 5 seconds before it hit. . . .

[nikoPSK]

and... (hey frak, who did you're avatar with that hat for you? I'd like one:p)

[-grubby]

Frak's avatar put a hat on because. . . .

[nikoPSK]

it wanted to, so there....:lolflag:

[-grubby]

I put a hat on also, but this hat looked. . . .

[david_2001]

down and said "Not Slytherin eh?". . . .

[-grubby]

](*,)

[david_2001]

"Feel like your banging your head against a wall boy?" said Dumbledore and then turned, suddenly, and shouted "That boy there! Young Sylar! What are you doing wearing Potter's glasses?". . . .

[-grubby]

.." and talking about harry potter?". . . .

[Frak]

and... (hey frak, who did you're avatar with that hat for you? I'd like one:p)
(It's a hat from asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33 (http://ubuntuforums.org/showpost.php?p=3801806).)

but without dumbledore...

[nikoPSK]

there, snape started casting spells everywhere, one even....

[-grubby]

turned NikoPSK into a frog so he couldn't post anymore but. . . .

[Aiello]

he got a potion that turned him into a newt, but he got better and...

[-grubby]

went to mcdonalds. . . .

[Aiello]

to buy a milkshake, but...

[nikoPSK]

you're schizophrenic....

[-grubby]

and thought that it was a box of toast. . . .

[p_quarles]

so he took a picture to commemorate the . . .

[-grubby]

fact that my toast jumped out of . . . .

[p_quarles]

it's own crust, owing to the fact that . . .

[nikoPSK]

ubuntu disks that just arrived in my mailbox this morning that I ordered on oct 17.....

(YAY!)

[-grubby]

that arrived to me yesterday that I ordered on october15th . . . .

[nikoPSK]

but you didn't I did, gosh....

[-grubby]

you meanyhead!!. . . .

[nikoPSK]

(random and pointless flaming...tsk,tsk.) so the blue meanies go to pepperland and....

[-grubby]

and accidentally step on a tack. . . . .

[nikoPSK]

sgt. peppers lonely hearts club band....

[-grubby]

(wtf?). . . .

[nikoPSK]

so we all go and die....

[-grubby]

on a bed of toast and taxes. . . .

[nikoPSK]

which burns up.

[-grubby]

and turns into Frak. . . .

[nikoPSK]

but you took to many pills this morning, It actually burns up.

[-grubby]

into a giant bird avatar that frak uses with a hat because this post is too long and I don't have a hat yet for my avatar(how could I have one?) and it seems that the guy with the long name hasn't answered my private message requesting one but anyway frak. . . .

[nikoPSK]

is actually steve burns (who no-one actually knows:() in disguise....

[-grubby]

but his pants rip just like spongebob's because. . . .....

[nikoPSK]

they don't...

[-grubby]

like Frak's avatar. . . .

[nikoPSK]

that is cool....

[-grubby]

and wants to go inside. . . .

[nikoPSK]

your pants....

[nikoPSK]

that you are not wearing...

[-grubby]

but you are. . . .

[nikoPSK]

wearing pants like normal people, you just walk around in....

[-grubby]

my underwear because my cat is staring at me funny. . . .

[nikoPSK]

while fraks avatar is in your pants that are lying on the ground....

[-grubby]

and also are eating McPuke. . . .http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?p=3821186#post3821186

[nikoPSK]

uhhh? no they aren't. the pills haven't worn off yet I guess...;) (you know Im joking nathan) so while fraks avatar is in your pants your mom brings your pants to the laundry but I dramatically make a long speech about how the key to the universe is in there then I find fraks avatar and give it back to frak, he thanks me with a cookie (the internet kind) -_- but I don't want those kinds, I decide to eat a weiner...

[nikoPSK]

dog....

[nikoPSK]

covered in bbq sauce.....

[-grubby]

and I say "NO,NOT MINE (I have wiener dogs btw)". . . .

[nikoPSK]

(I know) but I was just jking, we actually go sown to an amusement park....

[-grubby]

and eat roasted wiener dogs. . . .

[nikoPSK]

in our pants.... (not that we're wearing them...):lolflag:

[-grubby]

but you put yours on because you are a sick freak. . . .

[nikoPSK]

(for wearing pants? holy crap you have a twisted mind;)) but I'm not, you're schizophrenic and took too many pills this morning, and you're dreaming....

[-grubby]

but you're actually dreaming of putting a weiner dog in your pants. . . .

[nikoPSK]

but you're schizophrenic....

[-grubby]

and if you say that one more time I will choke you to death. . . .

[nikoPSK]

but you had too many pills this morning.... and you're still dreaming... (and schizophrenic...)

[-grubby]

but I didn't have any pills and your joke isn't funny anymore and you're ruining this thread you evil . . . .

[nikoPSK]

(you;re dreaming) while Nathan is dreaming we beat him up and he can't wake up because he had too many pills and he's schizophrenic. Instead of beating him up we draw mustaches on his face and give him eyeliner and dress him up in a dress....

[-grubby]

but don't because I'm going to stop posting to this thread if you keep saying that. . . . .

[nikoPSK]

but you are still in a dress with mustache...

[dn_desaku]

...while playing a custom starcraft map where all you do is collect minerals while...

[nikoPSK]

(I love you david, you brought up sc, butt nathan will be dumb (I jk nathan) and change the subject) being zerg....

[dn_desaku]

...I go make some Ubuntu realted graphics prior to...

[nikoPSK]

"dude! your screen is busted, get a new one. We are currently offering new IMACS for $409480684098" he says "that's ridiculous! I own this company!" they say "pay up, or you will pay" suddenly the store turns into a giant. . . .

now... (ps macs are made of ivory and rainbows...XD)

[-grubby]

and the future. . . .

[nikoPSK]

of the terran is a stake....

[-grubby]

of vengeance. . . .

[nikoPSK]

and sudden;y chuck norris comes and.....

[dn_desaku]

becomes tasty like chicken and the. . . .

[-grubby]

We start cooking him in a soup and suddenly he becomes so mad that. . . .

[nikoPSK]

he roundhouse kicks us backthree weeks, we appear at the.....

[-grubby]

time that the iphone was invented. . . .

[nikoPSK]

but all the iphones were destroyed... We see the empire state building being attacked by....

[-grubby]

Frak, who's in a bad mood today . . . .

[Mjölner]

..because s/he forgot to eat that yoghurt that keeps you regular...

[Frak]

but I remind myself that not only am I a dude, but I also eat cottage cheese instead of yogurt...

[Officer Dibble]

but I remind myself that not only am I a dude, but I also eat cottage cheese instead of yogurt...

As cottages aren't made of cheese, my dentist...

[-grubby]

As cottages aren't made of cheese, my dentist...

continue the story!

[nikoPSK]

comes to save the day of....

[-grubby]

my dentist's friend's doctor's neighbor's cat's owner's friend's cat's dog's bone's imaginary friend's cat at the grocery store of doom. . . .

[nikoPSK]

's brothere's sisters owner's friend. who is terrorizing....

[-grubby]

's brothere's sisters owner's friend. who is terrorizing....

er...................what?

[Frak]

's brothere's sisters owner's friend. who is terrorizing....
the eighth building to the left...

[-grubby]

of main Street. . . .

[nikoPSK]

on central ave....

[-grubby]

(ave)nue with 5 minutes left 'til . . . .

[nikoPSK]

easter....

[-grubby]

when the evil bunnies come out. . . .

[runemaste644]

and turn everybody into emperor penguins. . . .

[-grubby]

and eat all the candy that santa...oh wait...I mean that trick-or-treaters got. . . .

[Xavieran]

to ruin all linux users computers by typing sudo rm -rf ~/everything!!!

[-grubby]

but they ate the candy and exploded. . . .

[ImpressMe]

The end.

[-grubby]

it can't be the end!

CONTINUE: into unpleasant. . . .

[ImpressMe]

(mysterious double post)

[ImpressMe]

I finished the story as the title of the thread wanted me to do ;)

Thread closed. :D

[-grubby]

nice joke :lolflag:

CONTINUE: jungles of candy and . . . .

[nikoPSK]

elvis clones....

[Xavieran]

and Chuck Norris appears as the king of all Elvis Clones ,only to be....

[nikoPSK]

overthrown by me....

[Xavieran]

and squished under a pile of Windows Vista cd's....

[nikoPSK]

that in turn make everyone speak french....

[Xavieran]

Guianean and ask you if you want to continue....

[nikoPSK]

je dis non, tu dois parler en francais ou je vais ignorer tois....

[Xavieran]

comment heureux vous me faites....

[nikoPSK]

que tu parles francais aussi, okay now that that's done, giant ___ are attacking mars....

[Xavieran]

giant Rastafarians are attacking mars....with large microphones and reggae tunes...Soul Rebel....

[-grubby]

and the like. . . .

[runemaste644]

and... pretty much..... everything. . . .

[nikoPSK]

else is blown up, including number 6 itself.....

[-grubby]

and 6 was previously afraid of 7 because 7 8 9 (laugh,laugh). . . .

[nikoPSK]

(hahahah) but 7 got sent to.....

[-grubby]

jail and lifted weights. . . .

[nikoPSK]

only to realize that.....

[-grubby]

he should have been learning a 3097094237503475th language. . . .

[nikoPSK]

of binary and plying with deep blue.....

[-grubby]

seas of marshmallows and ubuntu seeds. . . .

[madscientist032]

that came from African wild sunflowers....

[runemaste644]

that some prankster planted all around Bill Gate$'s house and the Micro$oft main building. . . .

[madscientist032]

in an effort to prevent vista from going mainstream...

[-grubby]

but he hired gardeners to use Vista CDs to cut through the then growing ubuntu plants. . . .

[madscientist032]

but didn't realize that the plants would turn anything they touched into penguins...

[-grubby]

and he got attacked by a bunch of them with tux commanding. . . .

[nikoPSK]

that you wash their underpants......

[-grubby]

with plenty of. . . .

[nikoPSK]

kubuntu 7.10 disks....

[-grubby]

that were toxic to. . . .

[nikoPSK]

nothing. So while you are washing their underwear....

[-grubby]

something jumps at you . . . .

[madscientist032]

and out of the blue . . . .

[-grubby]

the color green . . . .

[madscientist032]

betrays the sun . . . .

[nikoPSK]

and gets schizophrenia....

[-grubby]

and the new moon. . . .

[-grubby]

and gets schizophrenia....

you posted like 1 second before me how could you!

[-grubby]

does something. . . .

[madscientist032]

and the new moon. . . .

has a space colony . . . .

[nikoPSK]

that's schizophrenic....

[-grubby]

of ants that. . . .

[nikoPSK]

are schizophrenic....

[-grubby]

that aren't schizophrenic . . . .

[nikoPSK]

but you're schizophrenic too, so the schizophrenic ants eat you in you dream....

[-grubby]

but the facts prove that I don't have it, you do. So you are dreaming that I'm schizophrenic . . . .

[nikoPSK]

don't listen to unpopular people. (j/k nathan;)) actually we are in the jungle wearing bikinis (all of us)....

[-grubby]

which makes me disturbed inside but anyway we were wearing bikinis when Suddenly NikoPSK's falls off. . . .

[madscientist032]

and we are surrounded by aliens playing Guitar Hero. . . .

[-grubby]

that want our bikinis. . . .

[nikoPSK]

and they take them, btw I fell off a cliff and Am now swimming and I'm the only one with a bikini still....

[madscientist032]

and our souls . . .

[-grubby]

get stepped on . . . .

[nikoPSK]

by no-one....

[-grubby]

but two distinct. . . .

[madscientist032]

plumbers . . . .

[Saint Angeles]

hamburger patties. "shutup", one explained. . . .

[-grubby]

because it was yelling too loud. . . .

[madscientist032]

at the radio DJ . . . .

[nikoPSK]

who was the pidgin bird....

[nikoPSK]

but you are crazy, we are actually in Christmas village...

[-grubby]

made of windows '95 disks (it is PG 95 after all). . . .

[nikoPSK]

that are ivory coated and made of rainbows (whoopsie I'm talking about macs, whatever)...

[-grubby]

that also like to eat windows 98 disks. . . .

[nikoPSK]

and nathan's.... (it's posessive so it can be like nathans underwear:p)

[-grubby]

face eats a giant chili dog. . . .

[nikoPSK]

that is filled with....

[PmDematagoda]

ice that freezes his tongue:-P causing him to....

[-grubby]

burn it. . . .

[PmDematagoda]

which made the chilli dog give out a stench of blood that spread everywhere attracting....

[nikoPSK]

like....

[-grubby]

and dogs and mosquitoes. . . .

[nikoPSK]

and nikos and nathans all went to fairytale land where....

[-grubby]

the famous "LOL" ride. . . .

[madscientist032]

the LOLLERCOASTER . . . .

[-grubby]

of love (listen to love rollercoaster by the Ohio players or ohio brothers?). . . .

[madscientist032]

while watching other people ride the ROFLCOPTER of doom and the dreaded STEAMLOLLER of torture...

[-grubby]

and tieing knots. . . .

[nikoPSK]

made of stick people....

[-grubby]

that like to ride the lines on linderider. . . .

[nikoPSK]

made hackishly with inkscape (which rules btw)....

[-grubby]

which makes svg files that. . . .

[nikoPSK]

an morph into....

[-grubby]

giant tripods. . . .

[deep.tinker77]

with freakin laser beams...

[nikoPSK]

on their freakin heads (austin powers:p)

[-grubby]

of juicy watermelons. . . .

[nikoPSK]

and....

[-grubby]

crunchiness start. . . .

[nikoPSK]

windows....

[-grubby]

vista ultimate professional Christmas 2007 edition 5 . . . .

[bruce89]

.10 which is basically a rip off of ...

[-grubby]

Ubuntu OS ultimate leopard 7.10. . . .

[nikoPSK]

.0555555.....

[-grubby]

.57 then the OS disks suddenly. . . .

[nikoPSK]

become enlightened....

[-grubby]

and have an epic battle between them which end up spilling cupcakes and. . . .

[nikoPSK]

the state of nirvana....

[-grubby]

[nirvana]'s teen spirit deodorant. . . .

[nikoPSK]

made of pure....

[-grubby]

macintosh's. Anyway, the battle is going on and bill gates. . . .

[nikoPSK]

pulls out nunchucks....

[-grubby]

that are really candycanes. . . .

[nikoPSK]

but you're schizophrenic, I'm watching in the crowd eating ubuntu chocolate I made on the gimp....

[-grubby]

and see me and chuck norris. . . .

[nikoPSK]

making....

[nikoPSK]

love, no... (j/k)

:lolflag:

[-grubby]

no, but it was you . . . .

[deep.tinker77]

who touched Chuck Norris in that special way....

[-grubby]

that made him spare you. Anyways, in the fight, suddenly chuck norris. . . .

[nikoPSK]

pulls out....

[nikoPSK]

the 100th page of this!!! w00t I made the hundreth page!!! okay, now for a celebration: everyone has to write 100 words till page 101. So we all are in sudbury at the big nickel, suddenly iron man comes out of the darknness and pulls out... a ubuntu disk. He zooms off to the petting zoo and we all follow him there. Suddenly I get a seg fault in my awn installation... NOOOOOOO

[-grubby]

Too bad for you, I got no such segmentation faults in mine. This page isn't going to last very many posts. Anyway you're having your seg-faults when I start eating
very tasty cheese that is very good. I don't want to write 100-words but I will anyway. Anyway a big fight breaks out because of that awn seg-fault. . . .
(P.S. I'm going to write as much as I can, but not 100 words!)

[nikoPSK]

is rm ing my entire system!! NO!!!!11111 Awn teh pwnz0rs my entire ubu installation when I realize it doesn't I go and destroy godzilla and eat the seg fault. I am at a mall ... somehow ... and see a vending machine thing and I buy one of those plastic globes with the toys inside them. It's a terran thor. I release it on the town where it wrecks havoc. Suddenly protoss reinforcements come and.....

[-grubby]

eat crackers made out of cheese and bread they are ritz brand crackers and this is a run on sentence and I probably misspelled something but whatever. . . .

[nikoPSK]

the crap they were they are gone now....

[-grubby]

and we've stopped using 100 words but who cares. Anyway we are with IRONMAN when GODZILLA starts fighting him. . . .

[nikoPSK]

and....

[-grubby]

IRONMAN loses because. . . .

[nikoPSK]

he doesn't....