The Finish The Story Thread

[cwrann]

we were not in Africa we were actually . . . .

[Nymphadora]

in New York doing a Broadway play...

[cwrann]

A remake of the fabulous "Eating Cupcakes and Peanuts in Africa" written by the prolific yet underrated play write . . . .

[nikoPSK]

by vlademir smirnoff....

[-grubby]

Who just happens to like eating cupcakes and peanuts. . . .

[cwrann]

as he watches the play from backstage . . . .

[-grubby]

the actors trip, resulting in. . . .

[Nano Geek]

the implosion of the Universe. But just when things seem hopeless...

[NullHead]

you use your iphone to call your friend to ask what the number for 911 is ...

[-grubby]

and he tells you that it can be found by. . . .

[Nano Geek]

patting your head, rubbing your tummy, and fending off Chuck Norris at the same time. I almost do it but then...

[NullHead]

...

[-grubby]

chuck norris hits you in the stomach. . . .

[American_Outcast]

But sadly a meteor falls from the sky and crushes Chuck Norris....

[-grubby]

but he's manly enough that he got up. . . .

[Nano Geek]

and continued attacking me. It looked like I was a goner until...

[nikoPSK]

you were....

[-grubby]

saved by a monkey called . . . .

[NullHead]

Billy Bob...

[Nano Geek]

he was from Arkansas and he also...

[nikoPSK]

spoke latin and has a phd in kicking chuck noris's a*s...

[-grubby]

and luckier for him, chuck noris was having a bad day. . . .

[nikoPSK]

so he decided to lay off and make cupcakes out of feces....

[-grubby]

that was not feces but, in fact, chuck norris's sweat. . . .

[nikoPSK]

which was poisonous...

[-grubby]

to little children in elementary school who made cupcakes. . . .

[nikoPSK]

and wiped out the little children population by 75%....

[-grubby]

but not the big kid population, which thrived on cupcakes. . . .

[nikoPSK]

made of....

[-grubby]

gutsy gibbons and edgy efts. . . .

[nikoPSK]

which is not technically possible but whatever....

[-grubby]

ate them is choking right now on a. . . .

[FurryNemesis]

spam email offering an opportunity to mortgage his pills....

[nikoPSK]

abd turn them into wobblemunkyviagra.....

[-grubby]

which will be used as a projectile missle towards. . . .

[NullHead]

Microsoft HQ ...

[-grubby]

[Headquarter]s of toast development. . . .

[nikoPSK]

and advil....

[-grubby]

headquarters of pizza development. . . .

[nikoPSK]

which also is the HQ of canadians who like....

[-grubby]

to eat tasty cupcakes. . . .

[nikoPSK]

and make boxes containing parallel universes... (watching futurama.)

[-grubby]

which also contain parallel universe cupcakes. . . .

[~~Tito~~]

That can make a nice fresh warm brown. . . .

[stoodleysnow]

...teacake very quickly and with minimal fuss, which...

:popcorn:

[nikoPSK]

explodes on contact with....

[-grubby]

human skin. Which is why anyone that wants it . . . .

[nikoPSK]

has to wear sumo inflateable haloween costumes.... (nathan, don't you have school?, or are you at school)

[-grubby]

that come in 7 colors. . . .
note to NikoPSK: MRSA is going around so my mom doesn't want my sister or I in school. Personally I think she's overreacting although the school said that a lot of other parents are doing the same.
PS:there's been 2 cases. In the High and grade school

[nikoPSK]

0o okay.... and can explode when the come in contact with...

(Im at school, but it's recess and you can be at the lab. :D)

[pcybill]

cotton candy, which of course limits its usefulness as a...

[-grubby]

cotton candy holder. . . .

[nikoPSK]

and also rots your....

[-grubby]

dogs teeth. . . .

[tubasoldier]

But watch out for lead in your dogfood!

[nikoPSK]

or it will explode and case the deaths of over 100 million,,,,

[-grubby]

UbuntuForums avatars which are actually quite delectable if mixed with. . . .

[NullHead]

golf balls ...

[Frak]

and peanuts...

[lyndaj70]

But not with swiss cheese ona wednesday cause that causes the virus to come out....

[-grubby]

which is not very tasty because. . . .

[-grubby]

of the fact that. . . .

[nikoPSK]

it tastes like...

(why are you at home again...?)

[-grubby]

things that don't taste. . . .
NikoPSK:same reason as yesterday, today is the last one

[nikoPSK]

two whole days?!?

because it uses a special willy wonka candy called...

[-grubby]

wcgiu. Suddenly the Iphone 8 comes out of the sky and I catch it with. . . .

[nikoPSK]

but we fight over it until finally ____ comes to save the day....

[-grubby]

(my dog) . . . .

[~~Tito~~]

, once he saved the day, he used his special lemonade to serve all the. . . .

[-grubby]

MS employees. . . .

[nikoPSK]

dog biscuits....

[bruce89]

which are displayed elegantly in this

[nikoPSK]

litter box....

[-grubby]

of the kingdom of. . . .

[nikoPSK]

come...

[-grubby]

and get it while its hot. . . .

[nikoPSK]

...:|...

[-grubby]

and spicy. . . .

[nikoPSK]

because they were filled with...

[Frak]

peanuts...

[lyndaj70]

and licorice and yellow gum drops that exploded when you dropped them....

[-grubby]

in cupcakes. . . .

[nikoPSK]

which in turn makes the cupcakes....

(damn it! Compiz isn't working...:()

[Anthrax9]

which were eaten by a fat man. . . .

[stoodleysnow]

turn yellow very quickly. This was quite a surprising development, since...

[nikoPSK]

nothing artificial is involved in the process....

[-grubby]

of eating the cupcakes which. . . .

[nikoPSK]

explode....

[~~Tito~~]

, and ~~Tito~~ said "ENOUGH WITH THE DAMN CUPCAKES!!!!". Then he died because a humongous cupcake fell on top of him that exploded and was infected with a Trojan horse. Suddenly. . . .

(Seriously enough with the cupcakes, lol)

[-grubby]

all cupcakes disappeared into an alternative universe. Suddenly it started raining iphones. . . .

[~~Tito~~]

at the center of the earth!!! Then the rock people of rockambula said". . . .

(Hahahaha, Family Guy)

[-grubby]

"it rain white squares. We eat. Not tasty. The Iphones didn't taste good because. . . .

[Frak]

they tasted like cupcakes...

[-grubby]

and peanuts. . . .

[WhatTheCoitus]

And it was then that the people of rockambula realised it was not good to eat stuff scavenged from the bowels of the earth. They summoned the god of culinary disasters in an attempt to make good this hells kitchen. But all Gordon Ramsey could say was…

[-grubby]

"get some clothes on you sick freaks!"
"we no have clothes"
"whatever. I'm going to my limousine" but suddenly it blew up resulting in. . . .

[jwo7777777]

an enormous run-on story.....

[~~Tito~~]

by ~~Tito~~, and it started like this: A space ship crashes and a wired. . . .

(Ok, guys a clean slate now, so start off the next 60 pages differently)

[-grubby]

bomb is attached to. . . .

[nikoPSK]

your shoe....

[WhatTheCoitus]

That’s not my shoe that’s a space ship that looks like my shoe. These aliens are crafty little critters eh…Oh no ~~tito~~ look out…ahhhh...

[-grubby]

"a cupcake hurtling this way!!!! DUNK!". . . .

[WhatTheCoitus]

They seem to have the power to morph in to any object at a moments notice we are all doomed…yes doomed I tell ye…

[-grubby]

because they also can morph into toasters!. . . .

[WhatTheCoitus]

I knew that screen saver was a sign…they are trying to communicate through my microwave…we need to make foil helmets before…

[nikoPSK]

AAAAA... It was too late! we were all turned into....

[~~Tito~~]

a big pile of. . . .

[~~Tito~~]

shi. . .Err, Roses and Daises

[Frak]

and peanuts...

[WhatTheCoitus]

Peanuts? We are all inclusive any nut is welcome here…

[-grubby]

and everyone knows that cupcakes are better anyway. . . .

[nikoPSK]

because they explode....

[-grubby]

and make sparks that start. . . .

[WhatTheCoitus]

Explosions in limos and we all know that happened the last time right…

[-grubby]

yes we do. oprah came with a fire extinguisher and beat you with it. SO we better do it again just so . . . .

[nikoPSK]

good deeds....

[-grubby]

can be finished and the toast done. . . .

[nikoPSK]

and my iphone stolen from you.... (and ipod touch so I can sell it on ebay):lolflag:

[-grubby]

but you trip on my toast so I blast your head off. . . .

[nikoPSK]

but I still live....

[-grubby]

on the planet jupiter. . . .

[nikoPSK]

which is right around uranus nathan....

[-grubby]

jupiters the 6th planet, Uranus is 8th . . . .

[nikoPSK]

but who really cares? In the meantime im running away with the iphone...

[-grubby]

and get hit in the face with a cupcake, eat a peanut, and trip on a toaster. . . .

[Frak]

while I do my taxes...

[-grubby]

and my toast gets done. . . .

[nikoPSK]

and I run away with the iphone. But in the middle of doing his taxes Frak gets interrupted by....

[Frak]

the IRS...

[-grubby]

eating my toast. . . .

[nikoPSK]

who then say....

[-grubby]

"I have to go to the bathroom,excuse me" so Frak runs out of his. . . .

[Nano Geek]

house and goes into the...

[-grubby]

outhouse because he has to use the bathroom too and doesn't want to go near the IRS because. . . .

[Frak]

they look like those agent dudes off of the matrix...

[-grubby]

and also have toast themed watches on. . . .

[bruce89]

their commonwealth games stadia...

[prodigalson666]

had collapsed nd they were looking for...

[-grubby]

a cupcake because. . . .

[-grubby]

the peanuts had run out and frak's taxes. . . .

[nikoPSK]

had cupcakes thrown on them by ninjas that worked for...

[-grubby]

bob's pizza delivery, acting as a front end for pizza delivery. oh wait. . . .

[nikoPSK]

that is a load of balogna! they actually worked for....

[-grubby]

wendy's donut factory which was a front end for donuts spiked with pizza. . . .

[nikoPSK]

and non-alcoholic beer which doesn't make much sense but whatever...

[-grubby]

drank them is now . . . .

[nikoPSK]

the time to take over the world with...

[-grubby]

a gigantic food fight between. . . .

[nikoPSK]

me and you...

[-grubby]

but a piece of food lands on frak's taxes . . . .

[nikoPSK]

and, he takes out a....

[-grubby]

shotgun to shoot us. . . .

[nikoPSK]

and he does...

[-grubby]

not shoot us and says "what am I doing? I need to get back to shooting the IRS. . . .

[nikoPSK]

so he runs away, but then the coconut monkey from pcg comes and says:....

[-grubby]

"Hi I will be your guide,enjoy your stay"
US: "what stay"
MONKEY: "at the house. . . .

[nikoPSK]

of....

[-grubby]

death and cupcakes. . . .

[nikoPSK]

and legoland, CA....

[-grubby]

for your enjoyment!!". . . .

[nikoPSK]

so we go on the _____ ride....

[-grubby]

(toast)

[nikoPSK]

and eat cupcakes and peanuts while doing our taxes, suddenly out of nowhere comes....

[-grubby]

an Iphone. . . .

[nikoPSK]

and I run away with it.... (I have like 7 iphones now....)

[-grubby]

but trip on a toaster, so I grab all 7 of your Iphones. . . .

[nikoPSK]

then you die and I take em back....

[-grubby]

but a giant toaster stampede tramples you and suddenly I become a zombie and take your iphones back and am running. . . .

[nikoPSK]

but you die...

[-grubby]

but I'm a zombie so I don't die. . . .

[nikoPSK]

but you didn't have enough blood so you die, or rot whatever....

[-grubby]

and you run away with the Iphone but the toaster stampede shoots warm,buttery toast on you. . . .

[-grubby]

you' re hungry so you eat the toast they shoot at you. It's poisoned. Little do you know that you were holding a cupcake, a peanut, and Frak's taxes. . . .

[nikoPSK]

and you die...

[-grubby]

but I'm already dead so you die and we become ghosts and haunt bill gates. . . .

[NullHead]

who made some robotic ghost busters ... (like the ones in the movie)

[-grubby]

but we threw grilled cheese sandwhiches (courtesy of my great cooking skills, of course) at him and he eats them and drops the ghost-vacuum thingy. . . .

[nikoPSK]

and it died...

[-grubby]

and little did he know the grilled cheese sandwhiches were spiked with Ubuntu cds. . . .

[nikoPSK]

and we suddenly are alive again working. We are getting low mcwages....

[-grubby]

because we showed up in our mccars a little late too late to the MCrestaurant . . . .

[nikoPSK]

and you see mj....

[-grubby]

and we're on page 69. . . .

[nikoPSK]

and he grabs you...
http://www.math.metu.edu.tr/%7Edpierce/photos/from_others/jerry-mj.jpg

[-grubby]

but I kick him in the face and he implodes. . . .

[nikoPSK]

but, you're dreaming. He actually starts dancing and a crowd gathers... Sudenly hes not white anymore... (yay!)....

[-grubby]

and a crowd of Homer Simpsons ensues. They chase you around saying "mmm NikoPSK. . . .

[nikoPSK]

but, you're dreaming still. Michael is dancing still and you're asleep in the middle of the dance circle....

http://galleries.lycos.co.uk/d/2658-3/mj1.jpg

[-grubby]

and I call out for help . . . .

[nikoPSK]

but hes just dancing and being the old mj and were having a killer party....

[-grubby]

but suddenly I explode. . . .

[nikoPSK]

but you don't since your schizophrenic....

[Frak]

and then mj's nose falls off...

[-grubby]

and so does the rest of his leg. . . .

[nikoPSK]

buy you're both schizophrenic... and dreaming....

[-grubby]

of beautiful ice cream mountains. . . .

[~~Tito~~]

that are made of broken thumbs and then cannibals. . . .

[-grubby]

say "mmm...tasty" and they chase after me. . . .

[nikoPSK]

but you're dreaming you're dreaming... Actually you are going to go to the ....

[-grubby]

park that is a wonderful place of joy and. . . .

[bruce89]

many maths teachers decend

[nikoPSK]

but you're dreaming....

[-grubby]

and come awake. . . .

[nikoPSK]

in a dream....

[maybeway36]

then boot up your dream computer...

[staticvoid]

and the big bird in your dream did not here th babied crying. . . .

[nikoPSK]

but your schitzophrenic...

[-grubby]

(quit with the schizophrenic). . . .
EDIT: P.S. @niko on above post. It's you're no your

[nikoPSK]

but nathan is schitzophrenic...

[-grubby]

and I wake up and trip on a rock that's really an elephant . . . .(schizophrenic)

[nikoPSK]

but you're dreaming....

[-grubby]

but I wake up AND NEVER FALL ASLEEP AGAIN. . . .

[nikoPSK]

but you're just dreaming you woke up...

[-grubby]

and you blackmailed me and I gave you an IPhone8. . . .

[nikoPSK]

so im happy. I'm so euphoric we all start flying and see pegesi and rainbows along our fluffy pink wonderland adventure of goodness and land in my little pony land....

[-grubby]

a cupcake hits Frak while he's doing his taxes. . . .

[nikoPSK]

but thats not possible because frak is in the pony pen having the time of our lives and we left everything back at home. We enjoy everything so much we decide to move in, we construct a big pink house shaped like a heart and we all sleep in the "love masion" (yes that does sound a bit nasty...)....

[-grubby]

and Micheal Jackson grabs you. . . .

[Frak]

and Frak wakes up in his dream where he annoyingly refers to himself in the 3rd person...

[nikoPSK]

and so does everyone else... Because we are all terran marines in a starcraft broodwar game!...

(Im so happy...:p)

[-grubby]

because of the fact that. . . .

[nikoPSK]

zerglings are rushing us.....

[-grubby]

with Niko's hairspray they stole. . . .

[nikoPSK]

but you're schizophrenic, they aren't it's their scythe like arms.....

[-grubby]

that are magical ponies in our love mansion. . . .

[nikoPSK]

*(ewww?)

[-grubby]

that is the reason. . . .

[-grubby]

that Frak's taxes are done. . . .

[nikoPSK]

but we are being rushed by zerglings so we start firing our machine guns...

[-grubby]

and I "accidentally" shoot your leg so I grab the Iphone you happened to be carrying and run off. . . .

[nikoPSK]

but hydralisks and thors are coming form the opposite direction....

[-grubby]

and grab my arm off with the Iphone in it. . . .

[nikoPSK]

and you explode in a bloody pool just like in the game... suddenly we are all swarmed by (insert starcraft unit name here.).....

[-grubby]

(donuts)

[nikoPSK]

(carriers)....

[-grubby]

and while the "donut carriers" are attacking you. . . .

[nikoPSK]

protoss carriers you non-starcraft player/ lover they there are ghosts coming and they have their one nuclear launch at their disposal.

[-grubby]

but they hand it to me despite me being dead. . . .

[nikoPSK]

(wtf man, we are talking about something else...:p)

[-grubby]

(wtf man, we are talking about something else...:p)

(talking about them handing me the missle). . . .

[nikoPSK]

its in a silo you non-physicist. of course, they carry missiles in their hands...:(

[-grubby]

and one of them eats one. . . .

[nikoPSK]

but he doesn't they fire a nuclear launch and the countdown begins, we all start firing at the silo...

[-grubby]

but the world blows up because I don't know how to continue the story. . . .

[Frak]

and then the world reforms due to getting page 1 of my tax information sheets completed...

[-grubby]

and my three slices of toast being buttered. . . .

[mister harbies]

and a new religion is formed worshipping . . . .

[nikoPSK]

ubuntu.....

[-grubby]

and toast. . . .

[nikoPSK]

so the ubutnu toast worshipers rise up against....