The Finish The Story Thread

[-grubby]

ME, exploded with sadness, anger, and arousal(because of Tux of couse) Just then. . . .

(How do you guys like the thread so far? Good? Fun huh?

yes it is

continuing: 2000 PRO came out and said "What about me?" Then all of a sudden EVERY Windows version came and . . . .

[nikoPSK]

Sucked....

[nikoPSK]

terribly....:lolflag:

[-grubby]

horrible raisins that were laced with poison. At that point all Microsoft support for those versions stopped which meant that. . . .

[nikoPSK]

riots were started by the US government and....

[runemaste644]

People just switched to Linux and Macs because they were so mad at Microsoft. A Lot of penguins came from Antarctica and when they reached Microsoft's main building they. . . .

[nikoPSK]

People just switched to Linux and Macs because they were so mad at Microsoft. A Lot of penguins came from Antarctica and when they reached Microsoft's main building they. . . .

threw apples at it and broke the windows...:lolflag:

[-grubby]

and they also broke through the gates. Bill Gates sent his secret army of , , , ,

[Frak]

...flying gerbils, which also had the ability to...

[-grubby]

morph into a toaster. So they did, and Bil gates was hungry so he went over and grabbed a piece of toast. Little did he know that. . . .

[Frak]

...They would taste gamy, but, he was rescued by...

[Sunforge]

a large VAX machine which came out of nowhere, claiming to be "the VAXman". Unfortunately Bill thought he said "Taxman" which caused our dear poor Bill to...

[nikoPSK]

play chess for 1000$ with deep blue...

[Frak]

...and got audiuted by the IRS...

[-grubby]

after which he could here the cops in the distance. He was being chased by the cops and needed to get away so he. . . .

[nikoPSK]

threw serated windows vista ultimate disks at them....

[Frak]

...then all the Police covered their eyes and screemed "IT BURNS, GET IT OFF OF ME!!!"...

[nikoPSK]

....so bill ran away and found this thread....

[-grubby]

in which he replied "why don't you guys use windows? It's better!" . . . .

[nikoPSK]

and we says, hellz nah!....

[-grubby]

he than says "if you don't comply, I will send my (other) army of mind controllers to force you to use windows"

[nikoPSK]

we then throw tons of open source software at him....

[Frak]

...and then he screams "It burns, get it off of me!"...

[-grubby]

then Tux magically appears and they poof to Canada. Tux throws more open source software on Gates but he counterattacks by throwing more proprietary Microsoft software on Tux . . . .

[nikoPSK]

then we secide bill isn't the one screwing up, it's his employees. So we decide to make fun of....

[-grubby]

some person on the third floor in room 12, we spike his coffee and put a tack on his chair. . . .

[nikoPSK]

but unfortunately he crashes while coming on his way up from the stairs...

[-grubby]

so Steve Ballmer comes by and shouts "get to work, before I throw a chair at you" Scared, he runs up the stairs only to run into Bill Gates. . . .

[-grubby]

who spills his $500 per drop coffee (from Starbucks,of course) on all over his shirt.. . . .

[nikoPSK]

then decides he needs more, so he calls up his slaves harvested from....

[Frak]

Redmond, who squeeze coffee out of the tears of troubled users...

[nikoPSK]

and put them in....

[borris.morris]

a cup with tux on it! its such a ...

[nikoPSK]

big, Big, BIG cup....

[borris.morris]

that the coffe inside is actually worth more than this laptop im typing on!

[nikoPSK]

and so suddenly stve jobs rushes into M$ HQ....

[-grubby]

and yells "We have a Tux drinking cup on sector 4!" (alarms sound) That's the Linux mascot! They go up and say ,"oh that's just a cute penguin. . . ."

[borris.morris]

but they shoot him in the head just as hes about to...

[Sunforge]

He's about to, well this is meant to be a big secret, but he was about to release iPhone2 which will not only reduce your phone bills, but halt global warming, bring about world peace and restore all the data you ever lost. But that's all kind of gone by the by because the only copy of the iPhone2 just went skidding across the floor into the hands of.....

[nikoPSK]

Meeeeee!

[-grubby]

who grabs it and tosses it to me. . . .
(geez,I've been on this thread since page 14)

[nikoPSK]

because I am being mind controlled by....

[-grubby]

robots located in canada. . . .

[nikoPSK]

but, that can't be, since i live in canada....

[Frak]

but it actually is and the robots told you to say no...

[-grubby]

but you resisted and said yes. Suddenly you start falling into a bottomless pit. . . .

[nikoPSK]

and linus torvaldos ctaches me....

[-grubby]

which means that Linux gets created,but in the past. . . .

[nikoPSK]

because I hand him a drapper disk that was somehow in my pocket....

[-grubby]

which morpehed into an edgy disk. . . .

[Frak]

which morpehed into an edgy disk. . . .
then into a Feisty, Gutsy, then Hardy disc...

[nikoPSK]

but what about the iphone? Says niko. He runs swiftly in the darkness looking for a internet kiosk, He finds nathan's house then steals the iphone from it, while walking away he encounters...

[-grubby]

a giant snail monster. . . .

[xyz]

called Windows. However...

[nikoPSK]

ummmm, then I just say some random gibberish in bash and it dies....

[-grubby]

out of somewhere, a fat penguin falls down parachuting. Called tux. . . .

[nikoPSK]

who decides to....

[-grubby]

eat some fish. . . .

[nikoPSK]

so, I just run away with the iphone2 and decide to....

[-grubby]

eat it. . . .

[nikoPSK]

but no! I get pwn3d by some asian guy playing starcraft! The humility!....

[-grubby]

He orders you to wash his (gulp) underwear. You reluctantly get up but I come to save the day. . . .

[borris.morris]

by destroying this asian man (they really are good, but you are better.)

[-grubby]

by slicing his head off with a..you guessed it... Windows Vista DVD. . . .

[realvz]

by slicing his head off with a..you guessed it... Windows Vista DVD. . . .

was finally put to some use and the DVD went right into his SOFT skin squashing MICRO drops of blood all around

[nikoPSK]

and scaring the crap out of the rest of us....

[Nunu]

who where standing on the side walk eating popcorn, when all of a sudden Hitler and his army of immortals. came crawling out of the man holes in the street...

[realvz]

The bystanding people said "Oh Look real people with universal healthcare"

[nikoPSK]

but I just teleport away with my iphone2 to....

[Nano Geek]

the home of Chuck Norris. Where...

[Frak]

he roundhoused kicked him 3 years into the future where...

[-grubby]

the Iphone3 comes out. . . .

[Nano Geek]

that is able to detect and auto-remove Windows within a thirty foot radius. But suddenly...

[nikoPSK]

the iphone2 crumbles in my palms.....

[Frak]

because he was seen by Chuck Norris who though "He doesn't deserve to be in my time" so he sent him back...

[-grubby]

to when the IPhone negative 1 was invented. In 1620. . . . .

[nikoPSK]

to when the IPhone negative 1 was invented. In 1620. . . . .

ummmm... To with my dismay I replace it accidentally with.... (PS everyone, apple is way beeter than windowz, I was at the leopard launch today at two locations.)

[-grubby]

a giant piece of fluffy. . . . .

[knopper67]

...underwear that stinks like Steve Jobs.

[-grubby]

who buys a new pet named. . . .

[Nunu]

kondoliza Rise who wont stop barking at the. . . .

[nikoPSK]

ubuntu community....

[Nano Geek]

which is planning an attack assault on...

[nikoPSK]

fort washington....

[Frak]

which incidentally moved into our imaginations to fight the terrorists...

[Nano Geek]

that Bill Gates sends from his secret lair. However...

[-grubby]

we can't, because there's a woman inside. . . .

[-grubby]

who will die if we attack. . . .

[Frak]

DJabouti, DJabouti, which has...

[nikoPSK]

the power to....

[Nano Geek]

create pirated Vista Ultimate DVD's just like that. But then...

[-grubby]

Bill Gates comes to the rescue and says "don't worry my babies I'll save you".....

[Nano Geek]

while donning his superhero costume. Just as...

[nikoPSK]

I suddenly teleport back to the future and....

[-grubby]

invent the time machine. . . .

[nikoPSK]

(w00t! aren't I smart!) And I decide to do ______ with it.....

[-grubby]

by going to the age of the caveman. . . .

[Frak]

My taxes

[-grubby]

My taxes

what?

[Frak]

(w00t! aren't I smart!) And I decide to do ______ with it.....
I filled in the blank

[-grubby]

so he could take away. . . .

[nikoPSK]

(my taxes?!?)....

[-grubby]

in the year 2054. . . .

[nikoPSK]

there is an imac generation....

[-grubby]

54 laptop version(LCD screen is whole computer). . . .

[nikoPSK]

with built in....

[-grubby]

kapachino? machine

[runemaste644]

which makes very good coffee but instead of coffee beans it uses. . . .

[nikoPSK]

....(Im stuck here...)....

[-grubby]

bill gates's pain to make coffee. . . .

[-grubby]

that was poisonous to. . .

[nikoPSK]

so it killed....

[dmacdonald111]

itself and became a ghost who....

[-grubby]

haunted little children but they fought back by.. ..

[Nano Geek]

installing Ubuntu on their computers. But then Steve Ballmer came in and said...

[dmacdonald111]

You may have ubuntu, but I suggest you stick with feisty cos Gutsy is too hard cos you are a total noob and wouldn't understand....

[Nano Geek]

But then the children reported him as a troll and he disappeared. They thought they were safe until...

[-grubby]

a giant appeared. It was the Tripod. . . .

[Nano Geek]

from War of the World's. But they knew that as long as they could escape the alien's ship...

[-grubby]

they would get a free Gameboy. Unfortunately. . . .

[Nano Geek]

Nintendo was bought by Sony who...

[-grubby]

was than a maker of cappuccino. but. . . . .

[Nano Geek]

Richard Stallman then bought Nintendo back and turned it into his next Open-Source project and the base of the Hurd kernel. But just as he was compiling his kernel...

[Frak]

It returned with "Computer bought the farm" indicating that it...

[-grubby]

blew the computers guts up. Unfortunately it started raining fish so. . . .

[Nano Geek]

he went inside to get his fishing pole. But just as he was about to catch a monster-fish...

[-grubby]

a guppy punched him in the face. he had to fight back so he. . . . .

[Nano Geek]

hired Steve Ballmer to throw a chair at it. There was an epic battle and right as Ballmer was about to defeat the guppy, he sued Richard for patient infringement. Unfortunately...

[-grubby]

he smacked richards Upside the head with the chair. He was going to go to jail. he didn't want to so he. . . .

[Nano Geek]

stabbed the police officer with a Vista Ultimate Edition DVD fragment which turned him into a wraith under Ballmer's control. But just as the two of them were about to escape, Steve Jobs flew out of the sky and said...

[-grubby]

"I've come to the rescue" suddenly he starts beating Ballmer up with his IMAC (tank edition). . . .

[Nano Geek]

but then the screen cracks over Ballmer's skull. Jobs rushes over to the Apple Genius Bar people who tell him...

[-grubby]

"dude! your screen is busted, get a new one. We are currently offering new IMACS for $409480684098" he says "that's ridiculous! I own this company!" they say "pay up, or you will pay" suddenly the store turns into a giant. . . .

[Nano Geek]

gorilla which grabs Steve Jobs and carries him to the top of the Empire State Building. Just as an airplane is about to shoot it...

[~~Tito~~]

Steve Jobs farts and the gorilla dies and falls on top of. . . .

[Nano Geek]

a pizzeria, whose owner is...

[-grubby]

45 with a moustache. He doesn't like gorillas so he. . . .

[Nano Geek]

sends it to Middle-Earth with the iPhone 3 that he stole from Chuck Norris. But just as it arrives there...

[nikoPSK]

I steal it....

[Nano Geek]

But then I steel it back and cause time to reverse to the point before you stole it. So now the giant gorilla is terrorizing Hobbits and attempting to climb Barad-dŭr. But then...

[borris.morris]

Sauron sends orcs to take out the gorilla. As he does this Frodo...

[Nano Geek]

uses his iPhone 3 to travel out of Middle-Earth right back into the pizzeria just as...

[Frak]

Steve Jobs starts screaming "This is as bad as iRaq"...

[-grubby]

The Iphone4 magically hurtles towards me, but as I catch it. . . .

[-grubby]

We get sent to Antarctica. . . .

[nikoPSK]

and I get the iphone (funny how i keep ending up with it:lolflag:)....

[-grubby]

but get shot in the head. Lucky for me I forge your will to say that you give me the Iphone but you rise from the dead. . . .

[nikoPSK]

and gain a phd in kicking your ***... (Dr. Tran!!!) (http://youtube.com/watch?v=MuN_VWZt35g)

[-grubby]

but lucky for me you spontaneously combust (A.K.A. explode) and the Iphone just happens to land in my hand. . . .

[Nano Geek]

but then I grab it and run to Superman's Fortress of Solitude where...

[nikoPSK]

you die. And I take the iphone and alter your will so that....

[-grubby]

he will hand me the Iphone. But you have it! so . . .

[nikoPSK]

a nuclear bomb big enough to destroy half the sun....

[-grubby]

was dropped on you. Unfortunately, we were all killed and the Iphone was destroyed. . . .

[nikoPSK]

(wtf)....

[-grubby]

so we go the the "planet" Pluto. Pluto is sad that it has been labeled as a "dwarf planet' who are they to say that? It decided to take a course of action. It started. . . .

[nikoPSK]

by taking the iphone from you (this stops NOW)....:lolflag:

[-grubby]

and destroying it so we can't talk about it any more. So than somewhere in Michigan someone decides. . . .

[~~Tito~~]

to throw a cow that has magical. . . .

[nikoPSK]

abilities to create the iphone5.... (wow, I am a baaad person....)

[-grubby]

but suddenly, it explodes. So somewhere in state X (the 51st US state) the Iphone7 is created. I get it only to have you . . . .

[nikoPSK]

steal it then destroy it so we can stop this madness.... but a new operating system is created, not linux, not mac, not windows but.....

[Nano Geek]

WinuxX Leopard Ultimate 7.10 which is so incredibly powerful that...

[-grubby]

If the CD is touched. . . .

[NullHead]

A trans dimensional rip in sucks the whole stat X into ...

[Nano Geek]

the Borg. Once there...

[nikoPSK]

you....

[NullHead]

notice Hiro Nakamura (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiro_Nakamura) running twords you and lay his hands on you so he can teliport you away to ...

[nikoPSK]

the past before we destroyed the iphone6 and....

[-grubby]

his teleporting abilities are broken so we get send 1 millisecond after the iphon6 is destroyed so. . . .

[Nano Geek]

we ask our selves, "Where are we?" Then we find out...

[-grubby]

that my toast is done. . . .

[Frak]

and my taxes are filed...

[~~Tito~~]

and Family Guy is on TV and Peter said " and your a festisio, see I can make up words too!!" then suddenly. . . .

[nikoPSK]

steve balmer comes and does.... (something crazy of course...:lolflag:)

[-grubby]

(does?) eats my toast. . . .

[-grubby]

so I hit him in the face with a . . . .

[NullHead]

frozen chicken to find that his face peels of and what remains is...

[nikoPSK]

steve balmers face!...

[-grubby]

which happens to have magical powers to produce. . . .

[-grubby]

Iphones out of. . . .

[nikoPSK]

iphones!....

[-grubby]

out of. . . .

[NullHead]

klingon gagh (http://www.geocities.com/ktesh_kag/main2.htm)...

[-grubby]

which we bought at the dollar store to make our own. . . .

[Antman]

which we bought at the dollar store to make our own. . . .

but, unfortunately the batteries were faulty so.....

[-grubby]

we blasted off to Mars to make cupcakes out of. . . .

[NullHead]

trellium d witch block the trans dimensional anomalies that disrupts the signal from the subspace transmitters that ...

[-grubby]

(what?)allows us to make cupcakes. . . .

[Nano Geek]

out of sand. Unfortunately we go to far with our creation and make...

[NullHead]

lemmings witch can think and act for themselves!...

[-grubby]

and die because. . . .

[Nano Geek]

they are allergic to oxygen. Just as we are about to come back to earth...

[-grubby]

a cupcake hits you in the face because. . . ,

[Nano Geek]

I forgot to eat it during the flight. But then...

[-grubby]

a vampire slaps you in the face with another cupcake. . . .

[Nano Geek]

But then I grab another one and smack you and the vampire because I'm getting sick and tired of being hit in the face with cupcakes. Anyway, the vampire disappears when I shine my flash light on him and we land...

[-grubby]

on a deserted island. . . .

[-grubby]

and a native tribe attacks us with cupcakes. . . .

[NullHead]

witch don't really hurt they just splat on our faces. We look at each other and say"why the heck are they throwing cupcakes at us?" So we look at each other again and start throwing playing cards at them witch in turn ends up ...

[Nano Geek]

But then I use my iPhone 6 to time travel back in time to stop the inventor of cupcakes. :) So when I get back, they are attacking us with pies, and one hits you...

EDIT: I was beaten to it.

That they know how to play poker! So we sit down with them and...

[nikoPSK]

slap ezch other respectively....

[-grubby]

with cupcakes. . . .

[-grubby]

made in Antarctica. . . .

[Nano Geek]

but I steal them all and again run into Bill Gates summer home. But then...

[-grubby]

you trip on a toaster. . . .

[nikoPSK]

and die but luckily for you when you reach the gates of heaven....

[-grubby]

Bill gates comes with you. . . .

[-grubby]

and throws a cupcake which. . . .

[Nano Geek]

I throw back to him and knock him back down to earth. But he grabs me and drags me back to.:( But as we're falling...

[Frak]

I do my taxes...

[-grubby]

but accidentally smear cupcake on them . . . .

[~~Tito~~]

and your son says " daddy daddy look what I can do"! and knocks over the bookshelf and that then knocks over the lam on your paper in which the spark of the light bulb burns the cupcake smearage and burns your taxes, and then. . . .

[-grubby]

your house catches on fire. . . .

[nikoPSK]

and then suddenly out of nowhere comes steve balmer trying to sell you....

[Nano Geek]

Windows Vienna Super-De-Duper Edition. It requires only 8 GB of RAM to run in basic mode and...

[nikoPSK]

18 to run in aerosuperduper-seethrough which makes it impossible to use because...

[NullHead]

it's seethrough...

[nikoPSK]

and you can see the inside of your crt or lcd....

[Nano Geek]

but this is actually the cause of there not being a screen at all on your computer. Microsoft decided that they would save money by selling a computer without a screen and so they encouraged people to use the new thought processor that would work just by the user thinking about it. But then Chuck Norris comes in and says...

[~~Tito~~]

"You bastards!!", and he proceeds to beat up Bill Gates and makes him. . . .

[-grubby]

his slave. . . . .

[Nano Geek]

but Chuck roundhouse kicks him in the face and...

[-grubby]

eats a cupcake. . . .

[-grubby]

that is poison. . . .

[Nano Geek]

but he can take it because he's Chuck Norris. He then does Steve Ballmer in by...

[-grubby]

throwing a chair. . . .

[Nano Geek]

But Ballmer was expecting that, and grabbed it out of the air and threw it back. Just as things looked hopeless for old Chuck...

[nikoPSK]

angels rand out in immaculate chorus.... (ultimate showdown...:lolflag:)

[-grubby]

and zapped Ballmer to death with a defibrillator. . . .

[nikoPSK]

but then kids wearing haloween costumes rush up to bill gates house and say....

[Nano Geek]

"Trick or Treat!" He then gives them...

[-grubby]

them copies of Windows Vista Ultimate. . . .

[NullHead]

Witch in turn has so many bugs they have to call an exterminator witch him self can't even take it so ...

[nikoPSK]

he throws ubuntu hardy disks at them and they....

[NullHead]

Instantly evaporate into...

[knopper67]

More Windows Vista CD's!!!

[-grubby]

(scary music) that have a mind of their own. . . .

[nikoPSK]

and its like this (http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=596726)....

[-grubby]

and people suddenly die when looking at the Vista DVDs because. . . .

[-grubby]

they emit a poisonous gas that only effects the eyes but suddenly we're in the cambodian jungle. . . .

[-grubby]

eating peanuts. . . .

[nikoPSK]

and wearing nothing but banana leaf skirts.... (ummm, Im in a random mood today...)

[-grubby]

and also eating cupcakes. . . .

[AlanSmithee]

which is odd because we're allergic to cupcakes, but . . . .

[-grubby]

we suddenly die from cupcake poisoning but come alive because. . . .

[Frak]

Chuck Norris...

[NullHead]

said so ...

[nikoPSK]

so... we continue on our :arrow:african lion safari...:-\"

[-grubby]

when we suddenly find that. . . .