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nikoPSK
January 14th, 2008, 07:52 PM
niko@home:~$ fotune
You will bump many threads today.
niko@home:~$

kool_kat_os
January 14th, 2008, 07:53 PM
Why would i waist my time bumping this thread?......oh....wait...

Rocket2DMn
January 14th, 2008, 08:07 PM
I agree, The Bump Thread is a great waste of time between taking tech support calls.

That's what I did last summer when I was working IT, it's where I got most of my beans.
*BUMP*

Het Irv
January 14th, 2008, 08:44 PM
Today I got 10 beans in 2 hours and I don't know much about Linux.

nikoPSK
January 14th, 2008, 08:49 PM
Today I got 10 beans in 2 hours and I don't know much about Linux.

this last two days I got 400 beans in around 6 hours and I am still new to Ubuntu... :p

BaBUmp!

Het Irv
January 14th, 2008, 08:53 PM
Yeah Well...Well...uhhh... BUMP Ha!

Rocket2DMn
January 14th, 2008, 08:54 PM
You have way too much time on your hands. I hope your posts were meaningful and helpful at least. One of the best ways to learn is to teach, so hopefully you're doing some of both :)
And bumping while you're at it!
*BUMP!*

nikoPSK
January 14th, 2008, 08:57 PM
You have way too much time on your hands. I hope your posts were meaningful and helpful at least. One of the best ways to learn is to teach, so hopefully you're doing some of both :)
And bumping while you're at it!
*BUMP!*

I post meaningful helpful things like this

BUMP

Rocket2DMn
January 14th, 2008, 08:58 PM
This doesn't get you beans.
*BUMP!*

nikoPSK
January 14th, 2008, 09:01 PM
This doesn't get you beans.
*BUMP!*

lol, I bump knowbump thatbump

Rocket2DMn
January 14th, 2008, 09:02 PM
A man, his son, and his dog walked into a bar.
Bump...ow!
Bump...ow!
Bump...woof!

nikoPSK
January 14th, 2008, 09:05 PM
Things that go bump in the night

GepettoBR
January 15th, 2008, 12:21 PM
Bumper sticker

The Tronyx
January 15th, 2008, 05:16 PM
Bring
Up
My
Post

Het Irv
January 15th, 2008, 05:31 PM
Bring
Up
My
Post
Ahh another Bump Thread Noob
You only get bean in the AB Section and the Main Support Sections.

The Bump Thread is a useless waste of time that serves no purpose whatsoever

And that is how it should be.
no offence was meant by this post.

kost
January 15th, 2008, 06:21 PM
Bump

xyz
January 16th, 2008, 04:53 AM
This is the finest bump I could think of.

talsemgeest
January 16th, 2008, 05:02 AM
Lol bump

xyz
January 16th, 2008, 05:18 AM
My 4 ever bump soul mate...no kidding! (http://img68.exs.cx/img68/822/emu.jpg)

GepettoBR
January 16th, 2008, 09:29 AM
Ahh another Bump Thread Noob
You only get bean in the AB Section and the Main Support Sections.

The Bump Thread is a useless waste of time that serves no purpose whatsoever

And that is how it should be.
no offence was meant by this post.

Where'd you get the noob idea from a BUMP bacronym?

xyz
January 16th, 2008, 10:31 AM
Where'd you get the noob idea from a BUMP bacronym?

LOL!!!

I'm not going to bump anymore. I'm sick of it...no, don't insist!!I won't bump the bump thread ever again!!!No bumipin' way!!

Dr. Cox
January 16th, 2008, 04:39 PM
i'm a bumping virgin.....

not any more.... BUMP

nikoPSK
January 16th, 2008, 04:41 PM
Beans
Utilised
Much
Please

:confused:

yabbadabbadont
January 16th, 2008, 10:59 PM
Things that go "Bump" in the night... me for one. :D

hhhhhx
January 16th, 2008, 11:00 PM
boomp, wait..... crap!:(

chris4585
January 16th, 2008, 11:24 PM
bump

quanumphaze
January 17th, 2008, 08:32 AM
To keep up the unique BUMPs
╭───────────────────────────────────╮
│ ╭────╮ ╭────╮ │
│ ╔╡BUMP╞╗ ╔╡BUMP╞╗ │
│ ║╰────╯║ ║╰────╯║ │
╞═══╩══════╬══════╬══════╬══════╦═══╡
│ ║╭────╮║ ║╭────╮║ │
│ ╚╡BUMP╞╝ ╚╡BUMP╞╝ │
│ ╰────╯ ╰────╯ │
╰───────────────────────────────────╯

GepettoBR
January 17th, 2008, 08:41 AM
Behold
Unique
Metal
Picles

SanskritFritz
January 17th, 2008, 08:46 AM
Bump

nikoPSK
January 17th, 2008, 11:57 AM
To keep up the unique BUMPs
╭───────────────────────────────────╮
│ ╭────╮ ╭────╮ │
│ ╔╡BUMP╞╗ ╔╡BUMP╞╗ │
│ ║╰────╯║ ║╰────╯║ │
╞═══╩══════╬══════╬══════╬══════╦═══╡
│ ║╭────╮║ ║╭────╮║ │
│ ╚╡BUMP╞╝ ╚╡BUMP╞╝ │
│ ╰────╯ ╰────╯ │
╰───────────────────────────────────╯

hehe! how that done?

Lostincyberspace
January 17th, 2008, 03:04 PM
bumb
that really is cool quan I will have to make something up

Het Irv
January 17th, 2008, 04:39 PM
Ghost Bump. Stupid Ghost takes just as long a building a Computer.

talsemgeest
January 17th, 2008, 09:24 PM
Bump

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Jump to: navigation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bump#column-one), search (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bump#searchInput)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b4/Wiktionary-logo-en.png/50px-Wiktionary-logo-en.png (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Wiktionary-logo-en.png)

Look up bump (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bump) in Wiktionary (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wiktionary), the free dictionary.

Bump may refer to:

Bump (Internet) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bump_%28Internet%29), raising a thread's profile by returning it to the top of the list of active threads
Bump (union) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bump_%28union%29), in a unionised work environment, a re-assignment of jobs on the basis of seniority
Bump (football) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bump_%28football%29), a body contact alternative to a tackle and shepherding method in Australian Rules Football
Bump (rowing) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bump_%28rowing%29), a feature of rowing at Oxford and Cambridge
Bumps race (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bumps_race), a type of rowing competition
Bump mapping (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bump_mapping), a computer graphics technique
Speed bump (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_bump), a raised portion of road designed to slow traffic
Coal mine bump (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coal_mine_bump), a seismic jolt occurring within a mine
Lock bumping (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lock_bumping), a method of lock picking
The bumps (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_bumps), a birthday tradition

quanumphaze
January 18th, 2008, 12:09 AM
hehe! how that done?

by abusing unicode.

Open Character Map and click Common on the left thing. Go down a dozen screens and you will find the text borders.

BUMP

Het Irv
January 18th, 2008, 03:15 PM
I Bump to releve the stress of trying to build 25 computers at the same time. If you have not tried it you should. It is very fun.

BUM{P}

adamorjames
January 18th, 2008, 03:18 PM
bump

adamorjames
January 18th, 2008, 03:18 PM
bump

adamorjames
January 18th, 2008, 03:19 PM
sry for the doubl - err.. triple post :lolflag:

adamorjames
January 18th, 2008, 03:20 PM
Did I say bump? Bump.

zakaroo
January 18th, 2008, 03:22 PM
Rubber Bumper Baby-Carriage

(Gawd, I hope no one has said this already, I didn't read through all 179 pages of this thread)

Het Irv
January 18th, 2008, 03:25 PM
oddly enough...I don't think anyone has.

yabbadabbadont
January 18th, 2008, 08:48 PM
I learned it as, "Rugged Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers." To each their own. :D

Chilli Bob
January 19th, 2008, 12:39 AM
I haven't bumped since this thread reached 1000 bumps, so for old time's sake...


bump

quanumphaze
January 19th, 2008, 04:21 AM
BUMP
Teh Movie
September 2048

talsemgeest
January 19th, 2008, 06:05 AM
Bump.

Whoops...

xyz
January 19th, 2008, 07:16 AM
BUMP
Teh Movie
September 2048

LOL!!

Will Forrest Bump play the leading role?

yabbadabbadont
January 19th, 2008, 07:24 AM
Bah! Every Unix person knows that the world will end in 2038... ;)

GepettoBR
January 19th, 2008, 08:16 AM
http://jamesgecko.googlepages.com/knights_who_say_ni.jpg/knights_who_say_ni-full.jpg

Ni!

Oops.

I mean BUMP. We are the Knights who Say BUMP! If you do not appease us, we shall say BUMP again.

adamorjames
January 19th, 2008, 10:49 AM
Bumumumumumump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GepettoBR
January 19th, 2008, 12:34 PM
Bump!

nikoPSK
January 19th, 2008, 12:42 PM
...Mr Bump!
http://www.npw.co.uk/media/oscar_dehn_mr_men_bump_gel.jpg

SanskritFritz
January 19th, 2008, 06:19 PM
____ __ __ ____
/\ _`\ /\ \/\ \ /'\_/`\/\ _`\
\ \ \l\ \\ \ \ \ \/\ \ \ \l\ \
\ \ _ <'\ \ \ \ \ \ \__\ \ \ ,__/
\ \ \l\ \\ \ \_\ \ \ \_/\ \ \ \/
\ \____/ \ \_____\ \_\\ \_\ \_\
\/___/ \/_____/\/_/ \/_/\/_/http://www.network-science.de/ascii/

ryanVickers
January 19th, 2008, 07:31 PM
______
/\ _ \ __
\ \ \L\ \ ___ ___ __ _ __ /\_\ ___ __ ___
\ \ __ \ /' __` __`\ /'__`\/\`'__\/\ \ /'___\ /'__`\ /' _ `\
\ \ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ __/\ \ \/ \ \ \/\ \__//\ \L\.\_/\ \/\ \
\ \_\ \_\ \_\ \_\ \_\ \____\\ \_\ \ \_\ \____\ \__/.\_\ \_\ \_\
\/_/\/_/\/_/\/_/\/_/\/____/ \/_/ \/_/\/____/\/__/\/_/\/_/\/_/


____ __ __ __
/\ _`\ /\ \__ /\ \ /\ \
\ \,\L\_\ \ ,_\ __ ___ \_\ \ __ _ __ \_\ \
\/_\__ \\ \ \/ /'__`\ /' _ `\ /'_` \ /'__`\ /\`'__\/'_` \
/\ \L\ \ \ \_/\ \L\.\_/\ \/\ \/\ \L\ \/\ \L\.\_\ \ \//\ \L\ \
\ `\____\ \__\ \__/.\_\ \_\ \_\ \___,_\ \__/.\_\\ \_\\ \___,_\
\/_____/\/__/\/__/\/_/\/_/\/_/\/__,_ /\/__/\/_/ \/_/ \/__,_ /


____ __ ___
/\ _`\ /\ \ /'___\
\ \ \/\_\ ___ \_\ \ __ /\ \__/ ___ _ __
\ \ \/_/_ / __`\ /'_` \ /'__`\ \ \ ,__\/ __`\/\`'__\
\ \ \L\ \/\ \L\ \/\ \L\ \/\ __/ \ \ \_/\ \L\ \ \ \/
\ \____/\ \____/\ \___,_\ \____\ \ \_\\ \____/\ \_\
\/___/ \/___/ \/__,_ /\/____/ \/_/ \/___/ \/_/


______ ___ __
/\__ _\ /'___\ /\ \__ __
\/_/\ \/ ___ /\ \__/ ___ _ __ ___ ___ __ \ \ ,_\/\_\ ___ ___
\ \ \ /' _ `\ \ ,__\/ __`\/\`'__\/' __` __`\ /'__`\ \ \ \/\/\ \ / __`\ /' _ `\
\_\ \__/\ \/\ \ \ \_/\ \L\ \ \ \/ /\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \L\.\_\ \ \_\ \ \/\ \L\ \/\ \/\ \
/\_____\ \_\ \_\ \_\\ \____/\ \_\ \ \_\ \_\ \_\ \__/.\_\\ \__\\ \_\ \____/\ \_\ \_\
\/_____/\/_/\/_/\/_/ \/___/ \/_/ \/_/\/_/\/_/\/__/\/_/ \/__/ \/_/\/___/ \/_/\/_/


______ __ __
/\__ _\ /\ \__ /\ \
\/_/\ \/ ___\ \ ,_\ __ _ __ ___\ \ \___ __ ___ __ __
\ \ \ /' _ `\ \ \/ /'__`\/\`'__\/'___\ \ _ `\ /'__`\ /' _ `\ /'_ `\ /'__`\
\_\ \__/\ \/\ \ \ \_/\ __/\ \ \//\ \__/\ \ \ \ \/\ \L\.\_/\ \/\ \/\ \L\ \/\ __/
/\_____\ \_\ \_\ \__\ \____\\ \_\\ \____\\ \_\ \_\ \__/.\_\ \_\ \_\ \____ \ \____\
\/_____/\/_/\/_/\/__/\/____/ \/_/ \/____/ \/_/\/_/\/__/\/_/\/_/\/_/\/___L\ \/____/
/\____/
\_/__/
____ __ __ __ __
/\ _`\ /\ \__ /\ \/\ \/\ \
\ \ \L\_\ __ ___ __ _ __ __ \ \ ,_\ ___ _ __\ \ \ \ \ \ \
\ \ \L_L /'__`\/' _ `\ /'__`\/\`'__\/'__`\ \ \ \/ / __`\/\`'__\ \ \ \ \ \ \
\ \ \/, \/\ __//\ \/\ \/\ __/\ \ \//\ \L\.\_\ \ \_/\ \L\ \ \ \/ \ \_\ \_\ \_\
\ \____/\ \____\ \_\ \_\ \____\\ \_\\ \__/.\_\\ \__\ \____/\ \_\ \/\_\/\_\/\_\
\/___/ \/____/\/_/\/_/\/____/ \/_/ \/__/\/_/ \/__/\/___/ \/_/ \/_/\/_/\/_/
bump :popcorn:

edit: yes, I know that off memory :p (what ascii stands for)

Het Irv
January 19th, 2008, 08:01 PM
http://jamesgecko.googlepages.com/knights_who_say_ni.jpg/knights_who_say_ni-full.jpg

Ni!

Oops.

I mean BUMP. We are the Knights who Say BUMP! If you do not appease us, we shall say BUMP again.

See attachment
(If you don't get it you need to see Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://www.amazon.com/s/105-5873604-2024419?ie=UTF8&tag=mozilla-20&index=blended&link%5Fcode=qs&field-keywords=Monty%20Python%20and%20the%20Holy%20Grail&sourceid=Mozilla-search)

yabbadabbadont
January 19th, 2008, 09:15 PM
That's still in the ground. You need to bring it to them. Better start digging. ;)

Het Irv
January 19th, 2008, 09:53 PM
That's still in the ground. You need to bring it to them. Better start digging. ;)
hehe I gots a shovel

yabbadabbadont
January 21st, 2008, 12:21 AM
Hey! Who bumped me?!?

:D

Rocket2DMn
January 21st, 2008, 12:35 AM
See attachment
(If you don't get it you need to see Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://www.amazon.com/s/105-5873604-2024419?ie=UTF8&tag=mozilla-20&index=blended&link%5Fcode=qs&field-keywords=Monty%20Python%20and%20the%20Holy%20Grail&sourceid=Mozilla-search)

Is that shrubbery? I demand another!
Ni!
I mean
*BUMP*

talsemgeest
January 21st, 2008, 01:32 AM
Its been nearly an hour... time for a... BUMP!!!

SanskritFritz
January 21st, 2008, 06:01 AM
What??!! 4 hours, and no BUMP???
BUMP!

xyz
January 21st, 2008, 07:51 AM
How about a little bump n grind?

GepettoBR
January 21st, 2008, 09:34 AM
Is that shrubbery? I demand another!
Ni!
I mean
*BUMP*

And you must put it next to the first one, but a little higher, so that there is a little path between them... And then cut the mightiest tree in the forest... with a herring! Otherwise, we shall say BUMP again!

adamorjames
January 21st, 2008, 01:43 PM
4 hours and no BUMP!!!??? Really tho... bump.

nikoPSK
January 21st, 2008, 04:37 PM
dgdgzdfg;dzgkrlg/BUMPfrtseregtrshz

GepettoBR
January 21st, 2008, 05:13 PM
Bears
Under
My
Pillow

yabbadabbadont
January 21st, 2008, 06:33 PM
Belly-dancers
Undulate
Most
Pleasingly

nikoPSK
January 21st, 2008, 07:37 PM
... :shock:

Het Irv
January 21st, 2008, 07:42 PM
Uncreative Bump FTW

yabbadabbadont
January 21st, 2008, 08:41 PM
Brainless
Users
Menace
Programmers

Het Irv
January 21st, 2008, 08:42 PM
Brainless
Users
Menace
Programmers

To true To true

nikoPSK
January 21st, 2008, 09:16 PM
Big
Usage
Mini
Planes....


wow, that makes no sense.

xyz
January 21st, 2008, 11:16 PM
Springs have an advantage on bumps-

ddrplayer512
January 22nd, 2008, 01:56 AM
Bump it to the MAX!! :)

Rocket2DMn
January 22nd, 2008, 02:23 AM
Ha ha ha
Bump it
Ha ha ha
And Bump it [4x]

Turn it up (turn it up) [3x]
C'mon baby, just
Bump it (louder) [6x]

(Black Eyed Peas - Pump It)

SanskritFritz
January 22nd, 2008, 04:51 AM
But
Ubuntu
Means
Perfection?

ddrplayer512
January 22nd, 2008, 05:46 AM
Bump it up!!!!

xyz
January 22nd, 2008, 06:26 AM
I shouldn't never have bumped into you, my love

Damn goofy-bumpy love affair

Years of bumped feelings

Only to end up bumping this thread.

yabbadabbadont
January 22nd, 2008, 07:04 AM
Billy
Undresses
Margret
Passionately

Het Irv
January 22nd, 2008, 10:50 AM
Not to much longer and we will hit the 2000th BUMP on this thread. What are we going to have for a prize this time?

karusho
January 22nd, 2008, 07:49 PM
Bumpers

ryanVickers
January 22nd, 2008, 11:07 PM
I think after 1830 posts, it's time we stop and reflect on the true meaning of "bump":

It stands for "bring up my post", but this is none of our posts, are they not? Clearly, since this is someone else's post that we are "bumping", we should really all be "buyping" it! :D

Rocket2DMn
January 22nd, 2008, 11:29 PM
I think after 1830 posts, it's time we stop and reflect on the true meaning of "bump":

It stands for "bring up my post", but this is none of our posts, are they not? Clearly, since this is someone else's post that we are "bumping", we should really all be "buyping" it! :D

But that's what I said.... bring up my post!
BUMP!

ryanVickers
January 22nd, 2008, 11:39 PM
well, for you it works ;)

Xavieran
January 22nd, 2008, 11:47 PM
|\ | | |\ /| |\
|/ | | | \ / | | \
|\ | | | \/ | |/
|/ |____| | | |



My Feeble attempt...

talsemgeest
January 23rd, 2008, 02:58 AM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnndddddddddddd............... ........
bbbbbbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmppppppppp

SanskritFritz
January 23rd, 2008, 04:19 AM
Bold
Unified
Male
Porcupine

xyz
January 23rd, 2008, 07:36 AM
Hairy fields grow bumps better.

GepettoBR
January 23rd, 2008, 08:30 AM
Brave
Unicorns
Make
Pankaces

Because unicorns aren't really brave... :roll:

Het Irv
January 23rd, 2008, 03:00 PM
I think after 1830 posts, it's time we stop and reflect on the true meaning of "bump":

It stands for "bring up my post", but this is none of our posts, are they not? Clearly, since this is someone else's post that we are "bumping", we should really all be "buyping" it! :D
BUEP, an equal opportunity post increaser.

Imagine if I posted that on all of the Threads. (I won't do it because I don't think the Mods would be happy)

yabbadabbadont
January 23rd, 2008, 05:23 PM
Burnt
Umber
Morning,
Pretty.

Rocket2DMn
January 23rd, 2008, 05:25 PM
BURP!!! excuse me!

Bring
Up
Rocket's
Post

yabbadabbadont
January 24th, 2008, 02:53 AM
Bumblebee
Under
Man,
Painful.

xyz
January 24th, 2008, 05:15 AM
Bees
Business
Make
Bumps

SanskritFritz
January 24th, 2008, 06:44 AM
Buummmpppp

yabbadabbadont
January 24th, 2008, 07:44 AM
Browbeaten
Underlings
Means
Payback

xyz
January 24th, 2008, 09:02 AM
Cheap
Lumps
Bounce
Sexily

GepettoBR
January 24th, 2008, 11:15 AM
Beer
Usually
Makes
Pee

yabbadabbadont
January 24th, 2008, 08:42 PM
Beer
Utilized
Moderately,
Priceless.

xyz
January 25th, 2008, 08:45 AM
Gin
Tonic
Ginger
Hails

SanskritFritz
January 25th, 2008, 09:38 AM
Why
There
False BUMPS? :D

Het Irv
January 25th, 2008, 12:18 PM
I like that sig SanskritFritz, the whole upside down bit. How did you BUMP do that?

yabbadabbadont
January 25th, 2008, 07:04 PM
Bouncing
Umbrellas,
Most
Peculiar.

Rocket2DMn
January 26th, 2008, 04:23 AM
9 hours since last post? unacceptable!
*BUMP FOR THE WEEKEND W00T!*

talsemgeest
January 26th, 2008, 04:40 AM
I would say that even 13 minutes is unacceptable, so BUMP!!!

SanskritFritz
January 26th, 2008, 06:30 AM
I like that sig SanskritFritz, the whole upside down bit. How did you BUMP do that?BUMP (http://www.revfad.com/flip.html)

GepettoBR
January 26th, 2008, 08:55 AM
Bogus
Unfriendly
Meager
Possum

xyz
January 26th, 2008, 10:24 AM
Santa Claus
Grows
Complex
Bumps

talsemgeest
January 26th, 2008, 05:14 PM
Last BUMP for five days for me...

ryanVickers
January 26th, 2008, 05:27 PM
http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/4964/bumpgg9.png

adamorjames
January 27th, 2008, 01:38 PM
20 hours since last bump. BUMP!

adamorjames
January 27th, 2008, 03:09 PM
Bump

xyz
January 27th, 2008, 03:21 PM
Salty Seas

There were salty seas
and there were bumps, bump! bump!

There were salty seas
and there were bumps, bump! bump!
and there were pirates, argh! argh!

There were salty seas
and there were bumps, bump! bump!
and there were pirates, argh! argh!
and they fought, ching! ching!

There were salty seas
and there were bumps, bump! bump!
and there were pirates, argh! argh!
and they fought, ching! ching!
the ship fell over, zhooop!

There were salty seas
and there were bumps, bump! bump!
and there were pirates, argh! argh!
and they fought, ching! ching!
the ship fell over, zhooop!
and it came back up, zhooop!

There were salty seas
and there were bumps, bump! bump!
and there were pirates, argh! argh!
and they fought, ching! ching!
the ship fell over, zhooop!
and it came back up, zhooop!
then there were Super Bumps, Bump! Bump!

There were salty seas
and there were bumps, bump! bump!
and there were pirates, argh! argh!
and they fought, ching! ching!
the ship fell over, zhooop!
and it came back up, zhooop!
then there were Super Bumps, Bump! Bump!
then SUPERMOM came ... and we died


Daniel Kernan (Age 11) 5.28.2005

Ideally this poem is sung aloud while playing with your little brother on the bed, bouncing him for every bump, tipping him over as the ship does and etc. ----

nikoPSK
January 27th, 2008, 03:39 PM
----

supermom... LOL

hhhhhx
January 27th, 2008, 10:29 PM
Salty Seas

There were salty seas
and there were bumps, bump! bump!

There were salty seas
and there were bumps, bump! bump!
and there were pirates, argh! argh!

There were salty seas
and there were bumps, bump! bump!
and there were pirates, argh! argh!
and they fought, ching! ching!

There were salty seas
and there were bumps, bump! bump!
and there were pirates, argh! argh!
and they fought, ching! ching!
the ship fell over, zhooop!

There were salty seas
and there were bumps, bump! bump!
and there were pirates, argh! argh!
and they fought, ching! ching!
the ship fell over, zhooop!
and it came back up, zhooop!

There were salty seas
and there were bumps, bump! bump!
and there were pirates, argh! argh!
and they fought, ching! ching!
the ship fell over, zhooop!
and it came back up, zhooop!
then there were Super Bumps, Bump! Bump!

There were salty seas
and there were bumps, bump! bump!
and there were pirates, argh! argh!
and they fought, ching! ching!
the ship fell over, zhooop!
and it came back up, zhooop!
then there were Super Bumps, Bump! Bump!
then SUPERMOM came ... and we died


Daniel Kernan (Age 11) 5.28.2005

Ideally this poem is sung aloud while playing with your little brother on the bed, bouncing him for every bump, tipping him over as the ship does and etc.

now thats a bump!

GepettoBR
January 28th, 2008, 07:45 AM
pmub

quanumphaze
January 28th, 2008, 08:55 AM
I ♥ BUMP

SanskritFritz
January 28th, 2008, 11:31 AM
BUMP

Het Irv
January 28th, 2008, 03:09 PM
Sales Bump

http://www.boingboing.net/2008/01/28/waiters-use-nodding.html

hhhhhx
January 28th, 2008, 07:46 PM
http://www.bump.org/ :lolflag:

Joeb454
January 28th, 2008, 07:48 PM
Speed Bump

TygerFish
January 28th, 2008, 07:57 PM
Thanks, Tom! Long time listener, first time bumper!

SanskritFritz
January 29th, 2008, 04:19 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bump_%28Internet%29

xyz
January 29th, 2008, 07:27 AM
Thread bumping is commonly considered a breach of netiquette.

Oh boy...what a bunch of "netiquettists" we are!

SanskritFritz
January 29th, 2008, 07:44 AM
:)

BUMP, btw

Het Irv
January 29th, 2008, 01:34 PM
Oh boy...what a bunch of "netiquettists" we are!
+1 bump

adamorjames
January 30th, 2008, 12:08 AM
You mean netiquette breakers... BUMP!

ryanVickers
January 30th, 2008, 12:11 AM
Hooray for bump 1877! =D>

nikoPSK
January 30th, 2008, 12:24 AM
too bad I missed the 1337 bump... Hooray for bump 1877! =D>

MystaMax
January 30th, 2008, 03:26 AM
My bump is bigger than yours... Although I'm not sure thats a good thing :biggrin:

:lolflag:

LaRoza
January 30th, 2008, 03:27 AM
Bumping goes against forum policy. This thread has gone on long enough.

Bump Thread Closed.

GamingMazter
January 30th, 2008, 03:34 AM
Bumpety Bump Bump

hhhhhx
January 30th, 2008, 03:35 AM
Bumping goes against forum policy. This thread has gone on long enough.

Bump Thread Closed.

pheww, i was worried there for a second, then i realized that you dident say that you were acting as a mod,

jargs
January 30th, 2008, 03:35 AM
Such a terrible idea for a thread...

Anduu
January 30th, 2008, 03:37 AM
thud....

....errrr bump

LaRoza
January 30th, 2008, 03:38 AM
pheww, i was worried there for a second, then i realized that you dident say that you were acting as a mod,

I also said Bump :)

If you look into this threads history, you'll see I was one of the first bumpers to regularly bump, but then I stopped when the Cafe Games forum was created because there was no point in bumping it on a one page forum. I also threatened to bump random threads if it were to be closed. Now that this forum isn't one page, and I am a mod, I figured I would have a little fun :)

Rocket2DMn
January 30th, 2008, 05:21 AM
I also said Bump :)

If you look into this threads history, you'll see I was one of the first bumpers to regularly bump, but then I stopped when the Cafe Games forum was created because there was no point in bumping it on a one page forum. I also threatened to bump random threads if it were to be closed. Now that this forum isn't one page, and I am a mod, I figured I would have a little fun :)

Whoa, when did you become a mod! Very nice! Keep bumping :)
*BUMP!*

quanumphaze
January 30th, 2008, 08:19 AM
Phase 1: Bump thread
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit

LaRoza
January 30th, 2008, 08:39 AM
Whoa, when did you become a mod! Very nice! Keep bumping :)
*BUMP!*

2 days ago.

BUMP

quanumphaze
January 30th, 2008, 09:21 AM
2 days ago.

BUMP

How do you become a mod anyway?

BUMP

LaRoza
January 30th, 2008, 09:28 AM
How do you become a mod anyway?


In the Ubuntu Forums Code of Conduct:


Staff are chosen by the site administrators. Users who have demonstrated a consistent attitude of friendliness and kindness and who have shown a pattern of helpfulness in their posts may be contacted and invited to serve in an even more official manner. Recommendations can be made by current staff in the staff forums or other users by private message. All recommendations are considered. Due to time constraints and privacy issues the administrators are unlikely to comment publicly on these recommendations.

nikoPSK
January 30th, 2008, 12:16 PM
laroza made 1000 bumps, that's worthy of becoming a mod, no?

Budump

Rocket2DMn
January 30th, 2008, 12:29 PM
In the Ubuntu Forums Code of Conduct:

Awesome, congratulations dude, can't think of a better man for the job! Just don't shut us down, hehe....

*BUMP*

edit:
Maybe we should all take a pledge to randomly bump random threads if this thread is closed...
That's ma boy! I taught him so well, and now he's all growed up and in charge ;-) :tear:

Het Irv
January 30th, 2008, 02:42 PM
I do beleve that is one of two Portal References in the entire fourms.

Someone eles has "The Cake is a Lie" in their sig.

0MP BU0

dgray_from_dc
January 30th, 2008, 02:50 PM
Bump bitty bump bitty bump bump bump

Bump bitty bump bitty bump bump bump

Bump bitty bump bitty bump bump bump

bump.....bitty bump bump bump

Bump bitty bump bitty bump bitty bump bitty bump bitty bump bitty bump bitty bump bump bump

Bump bitty bump bitty bump bitty bump bitty bump bitty bump bitty bump bitty bump bump bump

Repeat.....

nikoPSK
January 30th, 2008, 03:00 PM
I do beleve that is one of two Portal References in the entire fourms.

Someone eles has "The Cake is a Lie" in their sig.

0MP BU0

LOL, that's so cool :lolflag:

0http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/4/1/30/f_iconsmile2m_3891fee.gif http://img30.picoodle.com/img/img30/4/1/30/f_iconsmilem_a676363.gif0

:guitar:

Het Irv
January 30th, 2008, 03:12 PM
LOL, that's so cool :lolflag:

0http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/4/1/30/f_iconsmile2m_3891fee.gif http://img30.picoodle.com/img/img30/4/1/30/f_iconsmilem_a676363.gif0

:guitar:

I give how did you do that???

nikoPSK
January 30th, 2008, 03:33 PM
I give how did you do that???

I just cut the test subject in half with the powers of portal. I just saved the smiley and edited it in the gimp... lol :)

slarrabe
January 30th, 2008, 03:40 PM
Give me a B!
Give me a U!
Give me an M!
Give me a P!

What's that spell?!

BUMP!

Flyingjester
January 30th, 2008, 03:52 PM
bumpity bump bump

nikoPSK
January 30th, 2008, 04:00 PM
Just made this, enjoy:

GamingMazter
January 30th, 2008, 04:15 PM
Budumbum Tch...BUMP

Kevbert
January 30th, 2008, 04:19 PM
Buuummmmppp

nikoPSK
January 30th, 2008, 04:31 PM
Just made this, enjoy:

I hereby bump that!

http://ubuntuforums.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=58109&d=1201723223

LaRoza
January 30th, 2008, 06:55 PM
Thread Closed for repeated violations of the Ubuntu Forums Code of Conduct.

Infractions will be issued, and participants will be watched.

ryanVickers
January 30th, 2008, 07:22 PM
Bump! :D

Rocket2DMn
January 30th, 2008, 07:52 PM
Thread Closed for repeated violations of the Ubuntu Forums Code of Conduct.

Infractions will be issued, and participants will be watched.

Why don't you just tear my soul out and beat me with that instead.
:(
*BUMP*
:guitar:

LaRoza
January 30th, 2008, 07:53 PM
Why don't you just tear my soul out and beat me with that instead.
:(
*BUMP*


Only admins can do that.

Rocket2DMn
January 30th, 2008, 07:57 PM
Only admins can do that.

Just use sudo.

LaRoza
January 30th, 2008, 08:02 PM
Just use sudo.

I think I will someday close this thread, to see what happens :evil:

Actually, I'd probably just rename it....

(Might as well have some fun, at least, for me)

Rocket2DMn
January 30th, 2008, 08:09 PM
I think I will someday close this thread, to see what happens :evil:

Actually, I'd probably just rename it....

(Might as well have some fun, at least, for me)

I know where to find you, and I have friends in high places!!! I will hunt you to the ends of teh internetz! (I've been there actually, the final boss guy is tough, but it's overrated, really.)

LaRoza
January 30th, 2008, 08:11 PM
I know where to find you, and I have friends in high places!!! I will hunt you to the ends of teh internetz! (I've been there actually, the final boss guy is tough, but it's overrated, really.)

Someday I will...

Rocket2DMn
January 30th, 2008, 08:17 PM
Someday I will...

tyrant! despot!
I thought you were my friend :(
*sad bump*

LaRoza
January 30th, 2008, 08:45 PM
tyrant! despot!
I thought you were my friend :(
*sad bump*

You thought wrong.

Someday....

ryanVickers
January 30th, 2008, 08:54 PM
Keep talking, I wanna get the 2000th bump :p

quanumphaze
January 30th, 2008, 08:58 PM
85 bottles of BUMP to post
85 bottles of BUMP
Take one down
Post it around
85 bottles of BUMP to post

nikoPSK
January 30th, 2008, 09:17 PM
Loud bump amped by subwoofer

LaRoza
January 30th, 2008, 09:20 PM
Keep talking, I wanna get the 2000th bump :p

Now I know when to lock it :)

Rocket2DMn
January 30th, 2008, 09:26 PM
Now I know when to lock it :)

Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

nikoPSK
January 30th, 2008, 09:38 PM
Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

see no laroza
hear no laroza

LaRoza
January 30th, 2008, 09:41 PM
Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?
I can always edit that out...

see no laroza
hear no laroza

Good. You'll go far in this world...er, forum.

nikoPSK
January 30th, 2008, 10:40 PM
I can always edit that out...



Good. You'll go far in this world...er, forum.

thats good to know :)

LaRoza
January 30th, 2008, 11:49 PM
thats good to know :)

Just keep an eye on your computer when you are logged on.

talsemgeest
January 30th, 2008, 11:57 PM
Yay, first bump from me in 4 days

quanumphaze
January 31st, 2008, 01:35 AM
If you liked
BUMP
Teh Movie

Then you're gona love
BUMP
Teh Movie too
Coming soon:
BUMP WARS IV
A New Post

Rocket2DMn
January 31st, 2008, 02:29 AM
If you liked


Then you're gona love
BUMP
Teh Movie too
Coming soon:
BUMP WARS IV
A New Post

Coming later:
BUMP WARS V
La Roza Strikes Back

LaRoza
January 31st, 2008, 02:51 AM
Coming later:
BUMP WARS V
La Roza Strikes Back

:lol:

Rocket2DMn
January 31st, 2008, 02:59 AM
Don't get too cocky now, because
Coming last:
BUMP WARS VI
Return of the Bumpers

Also note my jedi avatar. You are strong with the force, but not that strong!

You have the red text, I have the green light saber. Coincidence? I think not!
In the end, you will see the light, but does that make you my....

............

LaRoza
January 31st, 2008, 03:03 AM
Don't get too cocky now, because
Coming last:
BUMP WARS VI
Return of the Bumpers

Also note my jedi avatar. You are strong with the force, but not that strong!

You have the red text, I have the green light saber. Coincidence? I think not!
In the end, you will see the light, but does that make you my....

............

If you were a true Star Wars fan (like me?) you'd know that the light sabres change color in some fights and no one has the same colour light sabre through out the same movie and even in some scenes. Watch the un remastered Obi-Wan and Darth Vader scene.

Rocket2DMn
January 31st, 2008, 03:09 AM
Yeah, but you got the idea. I love Star Wars, but I also love Star Trek... it's so hard to decide between them...
*BUMP*

GamingMazter
January 31st, 2008, 03:09 AM
BUMP...This is my 10th I think :D

LaRoza
January 31st, 2008, 03:10 AM
Yeah, but you got the idea. I love Star Wars, but I also love Star Trek... it's so hard to decide between them...
*BUMP*

I won't say anything....

LaRoza
January 31st, 2008, 03:16 AM
BUMP...This is my 10th I think :D

I have 116 (now 117)

FuturePilot
January 31st, 2008, 03:25 AM
Bumpity Bump :)

Rocket2DMn
January 31st, 2008, 03:28 AM
I have 116 (now 117)

How do you know?

quanumphaze
January 31st, 2008, 03:36 AM
How do you know?
Search this thread (using advanced) for your username
In the top right corner is your answer

quanumphaze
January 31st, 2008, 03:37 AM
^Oh and BUMP^

BUMP (for this one too)

GamingMazter
January 31st, 2008, 03:46 AM
Done this before but like it so here we go :

Budumbum,,,Budumbum...Budududm TCH! BUMPETY BUMPETY BUMP!

Rocket2DMn
January 31st, 2008, 04:03 AM
This is my 110th bump. Between La Roza and myself we have over 10% of the posts in this thread (more like 11.7% actually). That's kinda sad, but awesome.
*BUMP*

quanumphaze
January 31st, 2008, 04:17 AM
This is my 110th bump. Between La Roza and myself we have over 10% of the posts in this thread (more like 11.7% actually). That's kinda sad, but awesome.
*BUMP*

I have a lot of BUMPing to catch up then.

SanskritFritz
January 31st, 2008, 04:35 AM
Lets race then...
BUMP

xyz
January 31st, 2008, 08:17 AM
Lets race then...
BUMP

F1 Bump

syczu
January 31st, 2008, 08:26 AM
Bump!

SanskritFritz
January 31st, 2008, 08:34 AM
bump ... bump ... RRRRR ... BUUUUUUMMMMP !!!

LaRoza
January 31st, 2008, 11:04 AM
How do you know?

The symbol of paper and envelope next to the thread has the information in its title (hover your mouse over it)

dgray_from_dc
January 31st, 2008, 11:15 AM
Bilzump!!!

GepettoBR
January 31st, 2008, 11:34 AM
Long time no bump

GamingMazter
January 31st, 2008, 12:41 PM
"Tch Tch Tch" says the BUMP monster!

nikoPSK
January 31st, 2008, 02:39 PM
bump.

talsemgeest
January 31st, 2008, 02:43 PM
Bump

GamingMazter
January 31st, 2008, 02:45 PM
My 12th BUMP today

Het Irv
January 31st, 2008, 03:12 PM
I leave for one day and what do I come back to? three pages of unread BUMPS. I always gets harder to keep up when we get close to a landmark post (wouldn't it suck to get closed down on 1,999).

BTW I am at 67 posts here now.

LaRoza
January 31st, 2008, 03:13 PM
I leave for one day and what do I come back to? three pages of unread BUMPS. I always gets harder to keep up when we get close to a landmark post (wouldn't it suck to get closed down on 1,999).

BTW I am at 67 posts here now.

It would be sine qua non the personal messaging feature.

nikoPSK
January 31st, 2008, 04:25 PM
I leave for one day and what do I come back to? three pages of unread BUMPS. I always gets harder to keep up when we get close to a landmark post (wouldn't it suck to get closed down on 1,999).

BTW I am at 67 posts here now.

het irv, did you see my portal popcorn man? :p

Het Irv
January 31st, 2008, 04:30 PM
Yeah that was nice...I made the mistake of playing Portal first, then for all of HL2 I wanted to make portals to solve the puzzles. I have heard rumors of another, longer Portal game in the works. I hope the rumors are true.


Bump

nikoPSK
January 31st, 2008, 07:19 PM
Yeah that was nice...I made the mistake of playing Portal first, then for all of HL2 I wanted to make portals to solve the puzzles. I have heard rumors of another, longer Portal game in the works. I hope the rumors are true.


Bump

me too... :p

bump

ispy
February 1st, 2008, 12:53 AM
bored bump

Rocket2DMn
February 1st, 2008, 03:04 AM
It's been a bit... *BUMP*

GamingMazter
February 1st, 2008, 03:29 AM
Ahhh....A BUMP BUMP just killed me...

Rocket2DMn
February 1st, 2008, 03:39 AM
Ahhh....A BUMP BUMP just killed me...

thank goodness for respawn.
*BUMP*

SanskritFritz
February 1st, 2008, 04:19 AM
Speed BUMP (http://sense4fun.com/funny/speed-bump-2.html) :-)

dgray_from_dc
February 1st, 2008, 08:08 AM
Bip, Bump, Dibbiby,
Dibbiby to the bip bump bop you can't stop the bump
To the bang bang boogie up jumps the bumpy to the bip bump boogie da beat!!!!!

quanumphaze
February 1st, 2008, 08:48 AM
Speed BUMP (http://sense4fun.com/funny/speed-bump-2.html) :-)

Where can I get one?

BUMP

NoWhereMan
February 1st, 2008, 08:56 AM
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

:lolflag:

barbedsaber
February 1st, 2008, 09:00 AM
unintentional bump

GepettoBR
February 1st, 2008, 09:49 AM
Stop the Rock, can' stop the rock you can't stop the rock you can bump the rock

xyz
February 1st, 2008, 09:54 AM
Rocking Chair Bump

SanskritFritz
February 1st, 2008, 10:20 AM
Where can I get one?
BUMPBump one for yourself :-)

Het Irv
February 1st, 2008, 11:03 AM
Bump while waiting for Vista to Defrag so that I can but a Ubuntu Partiotion on it.

GamingMazter
February 1st, 2008, 12:43 PM
Bump Diddy Bump Bump...BUMP BUMP

nikoPSK
February 1st, 2008, 04:30 PM
Bump while waiting for Vista to Defrag so that I can but a Ubuntu Partiotion on it.

LOL, bump

GamingMazter
February 1st, 2008, 05:01 PM
Can't think of a funny bump at the moment so here it is : BUMP

wasing
February 1st, 2008, 07:54 PM
Bump

ryanVickers
February 1st, 2008, 08:17 PM
:KS BUMP :KS

ryanVickers
February 1st, 2008, 08:18 PM
\\:D/99TH PAGE!

BUMP!

ryanVickers
February 1st, 2008, 08:19 PM
:-\":roll: I'm not just wasting time so I can steal the 2000th one... :p

BUMP

ryanVickers
February 1st, 2008, 08:20 PM
#!/usr/bin/python
print "BUMP!!!"
exit()

ryanVickers
February 1st, 2008, 08:20 PM
#!/bin/bash
echo "BUMP!!!"
exit 0

ryanVickers
February 1st, 2008, 08:22 PM
Flash:
_root.bump_mc.play();

(and the "bump_mc" is the word bump bumping around)
...
event driven programming does not work with text very well :p

ryanVickers
February 1st, 2008, 08:22 PM
I used to know C++ a little bit, like, enough to do this, but now I skillz have been reduced to reading it... :p

BUMP!

ryanVickers
February 1st, 2008, 08:24 PM
BMP BUMP! ;)
http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/3707/81167268ns4.png

ryanVickers
February 1st, 2008, 08:25 PM
only 19 more BUMP's to go!! :D

Rocket2DMn
February 1st, 2008, 08:25 PM
My gosh, calm yourself my young apprentice.
*BUMP*

ryanVickers
February 1st, 2008, 08:25 PM
Anyone ever noticed how if an icon wants your attention, it BUMP's up and down until you click it? :p

ryanVickers
February 1st, 2008, 08:26 PM
GAA! you broke my almost 10 BUMP's in a row :p

ryanVickers
February 1st, 2008, 08:27 PM
Hooray! 1985 - when NeXT was formed :p

ryanVickers
February 1st, 2008, 08:27 PM
Hooray! 1986 - the Mac Plus comes out! :p

ryanVickers
February 1st, 2008, 08:28 PM
the wold waits... for the next BUMP! :D

ryanVickers
February 1st, 2008, 08:28 PM
Hooray! 1988 - the NeXT computer from Jobs, and the next BUMP from me!! :D

ryanVickers
February 1st, 2008, 08:29 PM
and of course it takes them a year to really start selling them... :rolleyes:
BUMP!!

ryanVickers
February 1st, 2008, 08:30 PM
1990... I remember the good ol' days of '77 when you could play video games on your 16K Apple ][ :p

ryanVickers
February 1st, 2008, 08:32 PM
Thinking back, their hardware has always been overpriced... that thing was like over $1000!! :p

sorry, I should really make it a point to...


BUMP!!

ryanVickers
February 1st, 2008, 08:34 PM
1992... that reminds me... the final version of the classic Mac OS was 9.2
:p
It really got BUMP'd off the market by OS X

ryanVickers
February 1st, 2008, 08:36 PM
Cheetah, Puma, Jaguar, Panther, Tiger, and Leopard then came after If memory serves... :D

ryanVickers
February 1st, 2008, 08:37 PM
GA! 1994? only on year till the release of the monster that was WINDOWS 95!!! :mad:

ryanVickers
February 1st, 2008, 08:38 PM
If your code is getting errors when given dates within a certain range, you "epoch fail!!" :p

ryanVickers
February 1st, 2008, 08:41 PM
BUMP!!

ryanVickers
February 1st, 2008, 08:42 PM
BUMP!!!!!

ryanVickers
February 1st, 2008, 08:42 PM
1998!! some bugs were fixed, just to be worsened again by ME!! :mad:

LaRoza
February 1st, 2008, 08:43 PM
1999

ryanVickers
February 1st, 2008, 08:43 PM
http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/4623/18078948kl8.png
http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/4154/bumpcolourax3.png
http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/8576/bumpsphereke3.gif