The BUMP Thread

[crazyness003]

Things do go bump in the night. Esp when you're half-asleep..or fully-asleep-walking

im getting the bump outta here.

[talsemgeest]

bump

[sstusick]

bump!

[talsemgeest]

bump.

[sisco311]

bump

[sstusick]

bump

[talsemgeest]

Bump

[sstusick]

bump

[talsemgeest]

BuMp...

[talsemgeest]

40 Minutes?! I should be allowed to double bump! Maybe even a triple bump...

[sstusick]

Yes, you should :-P

BUMP

[talsemgeest]

Better bump

[sstusick]

bump

[talsemgeest]

bump...

[talsemgeest]

Double bump

[sstusick]

bump

[talsemgeest]

blump (bland bump)

[sstusick]

bump

[talsemgeest]

bump

[sstusick]

Hmmm, what's the average...1,000 bumps per week? Maybe a little more?

We've got about 7 weeks to get to 32000 bumps..looks like we're gonna end up short.

[talsemgeest]

Probably, if we don't pick up the pace. My last exam is tomorrow and then I'm off for the year so I will be doing a bit more bumping.

[sstusick]

Cool.

BUMP

[talsemgeest]

3 months of nothing to do but BUMP

[scragar]

How do you guy's BUMP so much in the time it takes me to sleep?

BURP

[talsemgeest]

You manage a lot more while I'm asleep.

[sstusick]

How do you guy's BUMP so much in the time it takes me to sleep?

BURP
We have no lives.

BUMP

[talsemgeest]

BumP

[sstusick]

BumP
bump

[talsemgeest]

Nighty night. BUMP

[sstusick]

Nighty night. BUMP
night!

bump

[lukjad007]

Morning BUMP!

[CLomax]

Bump for bean count

[lukjad007]

We ain't got no beans here. Just BUMPs.

[sisco311]

bump

[lukjad007]

Bump!

[scragar]

burp.

[lukjad007]

burp.
Excuse you! :evil:

Off to school BUMP!

[scragar]

burp?

[crazyness003]

no work bump:guitar:

[sisco311]

bump

[scragar]

Blasted thing, for some reason ktorrent has died and won't start from ssh. :(

BURP

[crazyness003]

phailure bump

[sisco311]

bump

[crazyness003]

bump

[karlmp]

we are all united in this thread

BUMP

[crazyness003]

what (s)he said
bump

[scragar]

burpy

[CLomax]

Should be workingBUMP

[scragar]

So what?

Bumping is way more fun :P

burp

[crazyness003]

work is overrated. Besides we are working (to get 32k by 2009)
BUUUUUUMp

[scragar]

Yeah, odd's arn't too good in our favour on that.

BURP

[crazyness003]

esp since you're burping and not bumping. YOU'RE WASTING THE INTERNET, TURN IT OFF!!!

a-bump

[scragar]

You shouted at me? Why?

*BURP*

[jenkinbr]

I'm back

Bump

[crazyness003]

I didn shout, THATS THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE. and I only wanted to EMPHASISE that you are indeed wasting THE INTERNET!!!

BUMP!

Thats me shouting. I wish there was a fontsize of OVER9000
Bump. See it didnt work

[scragar]

Yeah, glad to hear that.

Now who are you again?(bad memory, and no avi to help, so forgive me)

BURP

[jenkinbr]

boomp

[scragar]

You didn't answer my question.

BURP

[crazyness003]

bump

[scragar]

burp

[SeanHodges]

bump

[jenkinbr]

The superbumper from ~ 313 posts ago.

Edit: Bump.

[jenkinbr]

bump
edit: how'd this happen???????

[lukjad007]

I don't know.

[jenkinbr]

BlUMP

[scragar]

Super bumper?

Are you even in the top 5?

BURP

[jenkinbr]

Probably not, but ok.
BUMP

[lukjad007]

I will be #1, one day.

[crazyness003]

are you in the top five....ohh, wait a second. nevermind.
bump

[scragar]

I'm #1 :P

BURP

[jenkinbr]

bumpBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMP

[scragar]

burp?

[lukjad007]

are you in the top five....ohh, wait a second. nevermind.
bump
Ha. :p

[lukjad007]

I'm #1 :P

BURP
I said "one day" scragy.

[scragar]

Yeah, and hell will freeze over "one day" :P

BURP

[jenkinbr]

BUMPo

[scragar]

burp

[CLomax]

Bumpity bumpity bump

[lukjad007]

Well, I know I will outlive scragy.

[CLomax]

What a massive waste of bandwidth :p

[scragar]

Shut up pinky.

BURP

[lukjad007]

Shut up pinky.

BURP
You shut up scragy.

[crazyness003]

hey, lukjad. if scragar stopped posting right now, it would take you an estimated 59.2 hours to reach the bump count he has. but since he's not stopping, by the time you reach his current bumpcount, he will have reached 4553, with you trailing 1065 bumps behind him...so its gonna take a looooooong time to reach him, and a looooooooooonger time to beat him (assuming "him" is correct, if not, substitute "him" with "her")

DISCLAIMER: the above are estimations based on the past 15 hours, all material derived from here is to be used at your own risk. i a not an oracle. the matix does not exist. all incorrect data should be reported to /dev/null as soon as possible for processing. P Lease report yourself to /dev/null if you actually believed any of the above mentioned, including this disclamier. DISCLAIMER: This DISCLAIMER is not a DISCLAIMER at all.

And bump

[scragar]

How dare you tell me to shut up, I'm god of this thread you hear me?

GOD!!!!!eleven!!!!!11!!!one!!

BURP

[scragar]

hey, lukjad. if scragar stopped posting right now, it would take you an estimated 59.2 hours to reach the bump count he has. but since he's not stopping, by the time you reach his current bumpcount, he will have reached 4553, with you trailing 1065 bumps behind him...so its gonna take a looooooong time to reach him, and a looooooooooonger time to beat him (assuming "him" is correct, if not, substitute "him" with "her")

/me likes the statistics :P

BURP

[CLomax]

Pump

Amidonitrite?

[scragar]

?

Burp

[crazyness003]

hey, lukjad. if scragar stopped posting right now, it would take you an estimated 59.2 hours to reach the bump count he has. but since he's not stopping, by the time you reach his current bumpcount, he will have reached 4553, with you trailing 1065 bumps behind him...so its gonna take a looooooong time to reach him, and a looooooooooonger time to beat him (assuming "him" is correct, if not, substitute "him" with "her")

DISCLAIMER: the above are estimations based on the past 15 hours, all material derived from here is to be used at your own risk. i a not an oracle. the matix does not exist. all incorrect data should be reported to /dev/null as soon as possible for processing. P Lease report yourself to /dev/null if you actually believed any of the above mentioned, including this disclamier. DISCLAIMER: This DISCLAIMER is not a DISCLAIMER at all.

And bump

by the time i edited it, it was too late....REPOST!!!!!11!111!2

with bump toping, and a bump on top

[scragar]

your the new slow coach then :P

BURP

[crazyness003]

[awesome zelda 'you-found-something-important' musical jingle] Yeah! a nickname! alright! awesome!

EDIT: forgot to bump again

[scragar]

Nah, not really, I don't think origional slow coach is gonna want to give it up...

BURP

[crazyness003]

curse you original slowcoach!!! :evil_monkey_in_closet:

...who's original slowcoach? is it lukjad007 or sstusick?

[scragar]

sstusick :P

luke is pinky :P

BURP

[crazyness003]

bump

[scragar]

burp

[crazyness003]

bump

[scragar]

burp

[sisco311]

bump

[crazyness003]

bump

[jenkinbr]

bup

[scragar]

burp

[pp.]

m

[jenkinbr]

So what? I missed the 'm' in bump? big deal. :P

b-lump

[pp.]

not 'r'.

[jenkinbr]

I
Bet
You
Can't
Read
This

BUMP!

[pp.]

Bump. you lost

[jenkinbr]

Nor
can
you
read
this



bump

[scragar]

Nor
can
you
read
this



bump

I
Bet
You
Can't
Read
This

BUMP!

Can someone remind this PHool what colour I've got my background set to? not reading that is actually hard :P

burp

[jenkinbr]

Maybe for you, but for everyone else....

BUmp

[scragar]

You bore me

BURP

[crazyness003]

ZOMG HIGHLIGHT TEXT!!! NOOOOOOOOO
see, when you highlight a portion of html that's 'hidden'...it shows. like this.
'cept for scragy, his bg is set to hot pink or something.
PHAILBUMP

[jenkinbr]

Help!!!!!

I need help to, um, err, um, errr, ummmmmmmmmmmmm,

Oh, just forget it.


BUMP
UMP
MP
P

[scragar]

ZOMG HIGHLIGHT TEXT!!! NOOOOOOOOO
see, when you highlight a portion of html that's 'hidden'...it shows. like this.
'cept for scragy, his bg is set to hot pink or something.
PHAILBUMP

it's more a cream since I updates to Ibex.

BURP

[jenkinbr]

Gimme a hex code and I can make text almost invisible to you, too :p

Green Bump

[scragar]

Not happening.

BURP

[jenkinbr]

You suck. :)

BUMP... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bump_(Internet)#External_links)

[scragar]

Been linked before, a lot.

BURP

[CLomax]

Bamp

[scragar]

Burp

[jenkinbr]

Been linked before, a lot.

BURP
So? Who's honestly going to look through 19000 posts for it?

B UM P

[scragar]

burp?

[jenkinbr]

f-BUMP

[crazyness003]

You suck. :)

BUMP... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bump_%28Internet%29#External_links)I'M A CHANGED MAN!!!!




not really tho. But its interesting to BUMP just for the BUMP of it.

Bump the bumping bumper (almost every word in the sentence, directed to lukjad aka pinky)

[scragar]

burp

[CLomax]

pmuB

[jenkinbr]

BumperBump

[CLomax]

BumPumPumPumP

[sstusick]

Bump for bean count

We ain't got no beans here. Just BUMPs.

:lolflag:

BUMP

[scragar]

burp 1. This post is a duplicate of a post that you have posted in the last five minutes.

[crazyness003]

bump

[sstusick]

bump

[jenkinbr]

bumperbump

[crazyness003]

bump

welcome back bump

[scragar]

burp

[jenkinbr]

BlazingBump

[scragar]

BlazingBump

Why?

BURP

[jenkinbr]

HTHAISTK?

bumpBUMPbump

[CLomax]

Buuuuuurp

[crazyness003]

hooraybump bump

[scragar]

burp

[sstusick]

bored bump

[lukjad007]

How dare you tell me to shut up, I'm god of this thread you hear me?

GOD!!!!!eleven!!!!!11!!!one!!

BURP
Because you are an idiot.

[sstusick]

lol@God of this thread

BUMP

[crazyness003]

lol@God of this thread

BUMP

oh, snap!

bump

[sstusick]

snap?

[jenkinbr]

bump

[GepettoBR]

You may be the God of this thread, scragy, but I am the thread's Higgs Boson. I am an undiscovered mystery that holds the entire thread together. Plus, I taste like bacon.

BUMP!

[crazyness003]

yeah. snap. w0rdbump.

[sstusick]

bump?

[lukjad007]

Scragy=st00pid

[jenkinbr]

Bump (R)

[sstusick]

scragy = unoriginal :lolflag:

BUMP

[lukjad007]

scragy=MSuser

[scragar]

You may be the God of this thread, scragy, but I am the thread's Higgs Boson. I am an undiscovered mystery that holds the entire thread together. Plus, I taste like bacon.

BUMP!

Curses, my one weakness, things that taste of bacon.

BURP

[scragar]

Scragy=st00pid
Your the stupid one, you little school yard brat. :P
scragy = unoriginal :lolflag:

BUMP

Who said I wasn't?

BURP

[sstusick]

scragy=MSuser
C'mon now, no hitting below the belt.

BUMP

[canoemoose]

bump

[scragar]

scragy=MSuser

Nope, no windows on this box at all, I don't care for windows anymore, too much work to get it running, then it's twice as hard to use.

BURP

[sstusick]

Who said I wasn't?

BURPI did. Whatcha gonna do bout it?

BUMP

[jenkinbr]

bump

[scragar]

burp

[sstusick]

beep

[pp.]

C'mon now, no hitting below the belt.

BUMP

van Allen's belt?

bump

[jenkinbr]

bump
This post is a duplicate of a post that you have posted in the last five minutes.
so?

[sstusick]

bump?

[scragar]

bump
[quote]This post is a duplicate of a post that you have posted in the last five minutes.[/qoute]
so?

Having trouble sqelling?BURP

[jenkinbr]

bump0

[canoemoose]

bump

[jenkinbr]

beump

[scragar]

burp

[sstusick]

I dought we all were grate spealers?

BUMLP

[jenkinbr]

bp with um in middle

[pp.]

I dought we all were grate spealers?

BUMLP

vee arr.

bupp

[scragar]

I dought we all were grate spealers?

BUMLP

oS ddi I, ubt jenkinbr hsa truobels.

brup

[sstusick]

I doubht so.

BUMP

[canoemoose]

pubm

[jenkinbr]

Timon and Bumpa

[sstusick]

oS ddi I, ubt jenkinbr hsa truobels.

brup
i habe no idea what that said.

BUMP

[pp.]

hat's now loving motter. Efri 1 haz pro plmse.

[sstusick]

hat's now loving motter. Efri 1 haz pro plmse.
bump

[scragar]

burp

[scragar]

It said:
So did I, but jenkinbr has troubles.
BURP

[lukjad007]

C'mon now, no hitting below the belt.

BUMP
I'm sorry, that was low.

[sstusick]

excuse you

/me bumps

[jenkinbr]

oS ddi I, ubt jenkinbr hsa truobels.

brup
= So did I, but jenkinbr has troubles

What? I...I...:razz:
bump

[scragar]

burp.

[sstusick]

burp

[jenkinbr]

not another burper
bump

[sisco311]

bump[

[sstusick]

burp.

[scragar]

= So did I, but jenkinbr has troubles

What? I...I...:razz:
bump

You couldn't spell quote, and it took you too long to edit it.

BURP

[sstusick]

burpThis post is a duplicate of a post that you have posted in the last five minutes.

[lukjad007]

BUMPo

[sstusick]

buncha thieves.

bump

[lukjad007]

Oh, does BUMPo bother you? I thought it was published under the GNU Public License.

[sstusick]

Nah, you can use it. Just like to tease :-P

BUMP

[jenkinbr]

F-219 BUMPER make things appeare in all caps, except for those who cheat and switch the background of this page to something other than white.

[sstusick]

burp?

[jenkinbr]

vump

[sstusick]

bump

[Daggo]

Bump!

[jenkinbr]

Post-Bumping

[sstusick]

you said it.

[GepettoBR]

Do not fear, scragy, for I shall only use my bacon-licious powers for good.

And for annoying pinky.

[jenkinbr]

gump

[sstusick]

bump

[jenkinbr]

a,bump,c,d,e,....,z.

[sstusick]

beep

[jenkinbr]

gump

[sstusick]

dump

[jenkinbr]

h...neverminde
bump

[sstusick]

hump

[jenkinbr]

pump

[sstusick]

lump

[GepettoBR]

Purple Haze

[crazyness003]

dump

whoa buddy, WC is over there ---->

bump

[sstusick]

:lolflag:

bump

[scragar]

GepettoBR: You can never controll me, bacon is my weakness, but it does not let you controll me, for I am G0D!

burp

[jenkinbr]

bump-a-dump

[sstusick]

bump

[crazyness003]

you mean GzeroD! get it right.

Whats that word that starts with an F and ends with a K? well, <insert that word here>!

and bump

[sstusick]

fump

[pp.]

A suffusion of blue.

Hit the red button.

And bump.

[jenkinbr]

you mean GzeroD! get it right.

Whats that word that starts with an F and ends with a K? well, <insert that word here>!

and bump
I refuse

Bump

[crazyness003]

bump

[sstusick]

beep

[scragar]

you mean GzeroD! get it right.

Whats that word that starts with an F and ends with a K?
feedback
fetlock
fieldwork
fink
firebreak
firework
fishhook
flack
flak
flank
flapjack
flashback
flask
fleck
flick
flintlock
flock
flunk
flyspeck
folk
footwork
forelock
fork
forsook
framework
frank
freak
fretwork
frisk
frock
****
fullback
funk
well, <insert that word here>!

and bump
:P I love grep.

BURP





EDIT: ooh, what got censored? I'm guessing it was a naughty work... what's a naughty work doing in my dict?

[jenkinbr]

zump

[sstusick]

Cli ftw

bump

[pp.]

bu - do I dare say it ? - mp

/me scurries away

[scragar]

grep "^f.*k$" /usr/share/dict/words :P

BURP

[sstusick]

bump

[scragar]

grep is more powerfull than pinky :P

BURP

[sstusick]

:p

[jenkinbr]

ctlo

[talsemgeest]

Morning bump. What did I miss?

[sstusick]

bump.

[pennacook]

bump

The salmon are running...

[sstusick]

bumpo

[talsemgeest]

bump

[jenkinbr]

cvnq

[scragar]

bump

The salmon are running...

When did they grow legs?

BURP

[sstusick]

bump!

[scragar]

How'd you do that slowcoach?

BURP

[sstusick]

b

[jenkinbr]

Lies in wait...

bump

[sstusick]

bumpoo

[sstusick]

bump

[sstusick]

bump!!!

[jenkinbr]

BUMP.o.

NOOOOO!!!! I've been ROBBED