The BUMP Thread

[pp.]

are we there yet?

Are we where?

Please pardon me for asking: I would like to know the language of your signature, if that's not impertinent.

[golond]

Amazing the useful things you find in the "new posts" area!
*bumpzilla*

[crazyness003]

awesome. See you guys at 16384

[talsemgeest]

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH. I go to sleep and miss the 15000th bump.

Ah well, on to the 20000th one...

BUMP

[crazyness003]

Are we where?
at 15k. you know the "15th kilostone" of The Bumpthread.

Please pardon me for asking: I would like to know the language of your signature, if that's not impertinent.
Shqip or Shyp, etc. depending on the dialect spoken. In English its called Albanian. Its cool that Ubuntu is available in Albanian (or Shqip)

[pp.]

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH. I go to sleep and miss the 15000th bump.

Don't worry, it took place. We took care of that for you.

.. depending on the dialog spoken. In English its called Albanian. Its cool that Ubuntu is available in Albanian (or Shqip)

Ah, thank you. The only person I ever met who spoke that language came from Italy. He was treated by his fellow Italians like a foreigner because Italian was a foreign language for him, even though he was raised in Italy.

I think you mean 'dialect', not 'dialog'.

[crazyness003]

Ah, thank you. The only person I ever met who spoke that language came from Italy. He was treated by his fellow Italians like a foreigner because Italian was a foreign language for him, even though he was raised in Italy.
There are a lot of Albanians in Italy. In fact most of Calabria is Albanian, and parts of Sicily.

I think you mean 'dialect', not 'dialog'.
Yes i did mean dialect, sorry. Fixed.

[scragar]

Bump

bored...

[sstusick]

Yes, I agree. Bump, indeed.
Congratulations on getting the 15kth bump!!!

[scragar]

bump

[pp.]

Congratulations on getting the 15kth bump!!!

Why, thank you.

Bump, of course

[scragar]

Bump

It's nothing special, ignore it. :p

[sstusick]

bump!

[scragar]

bump!

[sstusick]

bump!!

[crazyness003]

alternate words to use instead of "bump"

[alternates]

snap

[sstusick]

c'mon scragy BUMP faster!!!

[scragar]

BUMP

watching TV, leave me alone.

[sstusick]

lol and you call me slow coach :P

bump

[scragar]

*cough*you*cough*are*cough* (http://ubuntuforums.org/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=520091)

BUMP

[Rocket2DMn]

profound philosophy?

Stop adding tags to the thread, *ahem*pp*ahem*
Thank you.

*BUMP!*

[sstusick]

bump!

[yabbadabbadont]

Albatross!

(sorry, wrong thread. I meant BUMP!)

[sstusick]

bump!

[talsemgeest]

Kabump

[pp.]

*ahem*pp*ahem*

not profound?

bump

[sstusick]

bump!

[scragar]

bump!

[crazyness003]

thud

[scragar]

thud?

BUMP

[sstusick]

bump

[scragar]

bump

[talsemgeest]

bump!!!

[scragar]

bump 1. This post is a duplicate of a post that you have posted in the last five minutes.

[sstusick]

bump bump bump bump it

[scragar]

bump 1. This post is a duplicate of a post that you have posted in the last five minutes.

[sisco311]

bump

[MasterNetra]

*Spontaneously Explodes and bumps*

[scragar]

bump

[sstusick]

bump

[scragar]

bump

[sstusick]

bump

[scragar]

bump

[sstusick]

bump

[sstusick]

2 hours without a BUMP!?!?!

[talsemgeest]

Sorry! BUMP!!!

[sstusick]

lol

BUMP

[sstusick]

....bump?

[talsemgeest]

BumpmuB

[sstusick]

bump

[talsemgeest]

bump

[sstusick]

bump

[talsemgeest]

bump

[sisco311]

bump

[scragar]

bump

[crazyness003]

:popcorn:

[scragar]

bump

[crazyness003]

smack

[Canis familiaris]

bump

Nice Sig

BUMP

[Canis familiaris]

Yes, I agree. Bump, indeed.

You got the 15K...


BUMP

[scragar]

BUMP

I'm gonna change my sig again, this ones too boring...

[scragar]

1 hour since last BUMP :(

[pp.]

You got the 15K...

8-)

bump

[scragar]

bump

[pp.]

I can't be bothered to read more than a thousand and five hundred pages, so I have no way of telling if this already has been posted, but here it is:

BUMP

[Canis familiaris]

Bump

[scragar]

I can't be bothered to read more than a thousand and five hundred pages, so I have no way of telling if this already has been posted, but here it is:

BUMP

I'm gonna say yes, someone has bumped before.

[Canis familiaris]

This sig is nice too.
BUMP

[scragar]

Your talking about my new one, right?(if so thanks, and it comes from "The Tao of Programming Book 5")

BUMP

[Canis familiaris]

Your talking about my new one, right?(if so thanks, and it comes from "The Tao of Programming Book 5")

BUMP

Yes the new one now.

BUMP.

[pp.]

I'm gonna say yes, someone has bumped before.

Oh, gosh

Well, there we go: BUMP

[scragar]

Bump

[pp.]

Bump

re your signature: "Does a good programmer refuse to maintain his code?" does not really make much sense in some very common scenarios.

The obligation to maintain my code can and must disappear after a while. The simplest case is when I have written the code while being employed to write that code. When I am given new assignments or when the employment terminates, there can be no more obligation to maintain that code.

BUMP

[scragar]

re your signature: "Does a good programmer refuse to maintain his code?" does not really make much sense in some very common scenarios.

The obligation to maintain my code can and must disappear after a while. The simplest case is when I have written the code while being employed to write that code. When I am given new assignments or when the employment terminates, there can be no more obligation to maintain that code.

BUMP

I understand that, but I think it's more a case of do you write code that can be maintained as it needs it. Besides, don't question the tao of programming, it's a great book, much betterer than you.

BUMP

[pp.]

it's more a case of do you write code that can be maintained as it needs it. Besides, don't question the tao of programming, it's a great book, much betterer than you.

Well, yes a good programmer is one who writes programs in a manner such that his programs can be both maintained and adapted to changing needs. Who knows, it just might happen that he will be the one who will have to do it.

How can a book be betterer than a person? Consider the clapping of one book cover.

Or the bumping of one cover.

[scragar]

Well, yes a good programmer is one who writes programs in a manner such that his programs can be both maintained and adapted to changing needs. Who knows, it just might happen that he will be the one who will have to do it.

How can a book be betterer than a person? Consider the clapping of one book cover.

Or the bumping of one cover.

Well I've seen the book, so point to the book.
I've looked inside the book, so 2 points.
I trust the book, 3 points
The book can be picked up with a single hand, 4 points
The book doesn't waste time with that whole respiration thing, 5 points and victory to the book.

BUMP :p

[nerd0795]

bump

[scragar]

bump

[sisco311]

bump

[scragar]

bump

[nerd0795]

Your bumps are no fun!

bump

[scragar]

0h, I'm sorry I'll think of something unique to say for every one of the 2,800(give or take) bumps I've posted eh, just for you :p

[nerd0795]

Dang it. BUMP ](*,)

[scragar]

Dang it. BUMP ](*,)

huh?

BUMP

[nerd0795]

](*,)](*,)](*,)](*,)](*,)](*,)](*,)](*,)
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm getting owned

BUMP

[scragar]

](*,)](*,)](*,)](*,)](*,)](*,)](*,)](*,)
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm getting owned

BUMP

you gone crazy or something?

BUMP

[nerd0795]

](*,)
](*,)
](*,)
BUMP
omg.... stop owning me. D:
](*,)
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](*,)

[pp.]

]
omg.... stop owning me. D:

Why, yes, consider it done if it makes you feel better.

Bump

[scragar]

...?

Bump

[nerd0795]

...?

Bump

noes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
bump
](*,)
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[sstusick]

bump

[crazyness003]

punch

[talsemgeest]

bumpo

[scragar]

bump

[sisco311]

bump

[sstusick]

bump

[scragar]

bump

[crazyness003]

kick

[scragar]

bump 1. This post is a duplicate of a post that you have posted in the last five minutes.

[talsemgeest]

bump

[scragar]

bump

[sstusick]

bump

[nerd0795]

bumpbump bump bump bump bump

[nerd0795]

bumpbump bump bump bump bumpbumpbump bump bump bump bumpbumpbump bump bump bump bumpbumpbump bump bump bump bumpbumpbump bump bump bump bumpbumpbump bump bump bump bump

[crazyness003]

see above posts

a little over-zealous, non?

anvil-drop!

[sstusick]

bump

[scragar]

bump

[bagle]

well uh...
MY PENTIUNM 3 prosseris 7.45 giga hertz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh yeah
and....

BUMP!!!!!!!!

[talsemgeest]

bump

[sisco311]

bump

[sstusick]

bump

[scragar]

well uh...
MY PENTIUNM 3 prosseris 7.45 giga hertz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What? Is that supposed to say "My pentium 3 processor 7.45 GHz"? Because if so that's gotta be wrong(pentium 3s don't get to 7GHz, no matter how much you overclock them, heck, you'll be lucky if it's possible to overclock one to 2GHz).


BUMP

[sstusick]

lol

BUMP

[scragar]

Bump

[sstusick]

bump

[Lerxst51]

*bump*

[sisco311]

bunp

[scragar]

bump

[sstusick]

bump

[nerd0795]

Silly nerds, bumps are for kids.

Bump.

[sstusick]

lol

BUMP

[inxygnuu]

*bump*

this thread may never be killed...:)

[sstusick]

this thread is bumpalicious

...bumpdictive

[talsemgeest]

bumptastic

[sstusick]

bumpdom!

[nerd0795]

Double bump, triple bump, bumptacular, bumptrocity, bumpmajaro, bumpllionair

[sstusick]

bumpadump

[nerd0795]

bump you!

[scragar]

bump

[sstusick]

bump me? no BUMP you!!

BUMP faster!!

[crazyness003]

yah-see. swindle.

knock! see.

[sstusick]

c'mon BUMParrs

Get BUMPing!!

[nerd0795]

bump up.

[sstusick]

bumperoni

[crazyness003]

quantum-destabilization shift of the thread by +1 post

[sstusick]

bumpilation

[Squid Tamer]

Bumpaxio

[sstusick]

bumpization

[nerd0795]

bump the bump up!!!

[sstusick]

bumpanatic

[nerd0795]

bump

[sstusick]

bumpamatic

[nerd0795]

took you bumping long enough.

[sstusick]

sorry, I got carried away :P

BUMP

[nerd0795]

dang i bumped up, I couldn't refresh or post. :(

[sstusick]

bump faster!!!

no excuses!

[sisco311]

bump

[nerd0795]

dang firefox crashed
bump

[sstusick]

bumpapotamus

[talsemgeest]

<insert funny BUMP word here>

[nerd0795]

bump! :guitar::lolflag::popcorn::guitar::lolflag::popcor n:

[sstusick]

I ran out of bump words

[nerd0795]

[bumpbump bump bump bump bumpbumpbump bump bump bump bumpbumpbump bump bump bump bumpbumpbump bump bump bump bumpbumpbump bump bump bump bumpbumpbump bump bump bump bump

[sstusick]

bump!

[nerd0795]

I overbumped my last post, I had to cut it down. It was like so big firefox crashed.

[sstusick]

it didn't crash on me

BUMP

[nerd0795]

Hmm.. firefox doesn't like me today i guess :/ It crashed on me lot's today. It's also BUMPING laggy.

[sstusick]

awww

BUMP

[nerd0795]

Crashed or bumped again just by closing a tab >.<

[sstusick]

Bumpfox

[nerd0795]

I'm bumping so hard XD

[sstusick]

Lol

bump

[pthenning]

This happens to be my first UF post. I figured I'd say hello the right way, with a righteous *bump* right in the kisser!

[sstusick]

Welcome to the forum!

BUMP

[w4ett]

隆起

[sstusick]

about time someone bumped!

[talsemgeest]

Bumpidy bumping all the way home.

[sstusick]

nump

[talsemgeest]

bump

[sstusick]

bump

[talsemgeest]

bump

[sstusick]

bumpy

[talsemgeest]

bump

[sstusick]

bumpadump

[sstusick]

one hour without a BUMP

[talsemgeest]

Better not make it another hour.

BUMP

[sstusick]

you'sa bettah not!

BUMP

[talsemgeest]

lol bump

[sstusick]

bump

[sstusick]

better not make it another hour.

Bump
............

Bump

[talsemgeest]

bump
EDIT: Damn, so close!

[sstusick]

about time you bumped!

BUMP

[talsemgeest]

OK, only 30 minutes this time.

Bump!

[sstusick]

bump

[talsemgeest]

bump

[sstusick]

bump

[sisco311]

bump

[talsemgeest]

Ok, last bump for the night...

BUMP!!!

[scragar]

bump

[sisco311]

bump

[Canis familiaris]

Bump

[lukjad007]

I'm back!

[Canis familiaris]

I'm back!

So? :evil:

BUMP

[sisco311]

bump

[lukjad007]

So, beware.

[Canis familiaris]

So, beware.

Of what?

BUMP

[canoemoose]

Of what?

BUMP
Of random people butting in.

BUMP!!

[lukjad007]

I will get you... Nov. 1st.

[Canis familiaris]

I will get you... Nov. 1st.

Bah...

BUMP

[lukjad007]

Srsly.

[scragar]

Bump

[sisco311]

bump

[lukjad007]

AsDAN!

[scragar]

bump

[sisco311]

bump[

[lukjad007]

{,}[.](')

[scragar]

bump

pinky, do me a favour and run copy/paste this into your broswer's URL barjavascript:while(1)alert('you smell')

[sisco311]

bump

pinky, do me a favour and run copy/paste this into your broswer's URL barjavascript:while(1)alert('you smell')

lol

bump

[scragar]

lol

bump

Well it's a whole lot better than:
javascript: var x,y; x = [1,2,3]; while(1){y={obj: x}; x = [y, y, y]}(crashes the browser, uses more and more ram over and over again till browser crashes :p)


BUMP

[talkingwires]

I wonder how many system resources on the Ubuntu Forums' server this thread is consuming?...

[lukjad007]

scragy, I don't like crashing my PC. I'll get you for that. :evil:

[Ptero-4]

Probably not much since it can easily compress all the posts that say the same thing to make very small resource usage.
BUMP.

[scragar]

BUMP

You can try if you like. this is fun as well:
javascript:function inc(){var y=[];for(i=0;i<1000;i++){y[i]=[]};return y};var y=inc();for(i=0;i<1000;i++){y[i]=inc();for(j=0;j<1000;j++){y[i][j]=inc();}};that'll run you out of ram about 10 times as fast as the first example :p

or there's always a multithreaded example, if you've got a multicore PC...
javascript:function thread(){var i=[];while(1)i[i.length]=i}; for(var i = 0; i < 10; i++){window.setTimeout(thread, 1);};I know you wanna try it :p

[sstusick]

bump!!

[sisco311]

bump

[sstusick]

bump!

[lukjad007]

BUMP

You can try if you like. this is fun as well:
javascript:function inc(){var y=[];for(i=0;i<1000;i++){y[i]=[]};return y};var y=inc();for(i=0;i<1000;i++){y[i]=inc();for(j=0;j<1000;j++){y[i][j]=inc();}};that'll run you out of ram about 10 times as fast as the first example :p

or there's always a multithreaded example, if you've got a multicore PC...
javascript:function thread(){var i=[];while(1)i[i.length]=i}; for(var i = 0; i < 10; i++){window.setTimeout(thread, 1);};I know you wanna try it :p

Here goes.

[Canis familiaris]

Bump

[lukjad007]

Doesn't work. :P

[sstusick]

bump

[Canis familiaris]

Doesn't work. :P

That JavaScript? How did you try to execute it?

BUMP

[sstusick]

baaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmpppppppppppppppp pppp!!!

[sisco311]

bump

[sstusick]

thump

[scragar]

Doesn't work. :P

the first one might not, I mean it only eats up about 1GB of ram, so if you've got enough ram or a large enough swap it can work, although I don't think it's a good idea, the second should work unless it throws an error, it's several infinite loops each trying to eat as much ram as they can running in squence...

BUMP

[sstusick]

bump

[sisco311]

bump

[scragar]

bump

[sisco311]

bump

[Het Irv]

bump

nice sig, wish more people thought like that.

Bump

[theevilhamster]

pointless and fun! LOVE IT!
BUMP!

[sstusick]

there is a point to this thread!

BUMP

[sisco311]

bump

[sstusick]

bump

[talsemgeest]

bump

[sstusick]

bbbuuuuummmmpppp

[talsemgeest]

bumping

[sisco311]

bump[

[sstusick]

bump

[scragar]

bump

[sisco311]

bump

[talsemgeest]

bump

[sisco311]

bump

[sstusick]

nump

[sisco311]

ni,[

[talsemgeest]

bump

[sstusick]

nump

oops

I meant

BUMP

[sisco311]

vyno

[sstusick]

veeno?

[sisco311]

veeno?
vyno (left shift bump(qwerty keyboard))

bump