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Canis familiaris
October 12th, 2008, 10:44 AM
poopyhead?

bump.

Good description of scragy and pinky...


BUMP

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 10:45 AM
That means you should Shut Up First.

And Mr.Poopyhead, I don't see the point of hiding the BUMP.

shut up, pinky won't see it, since he's such a st00pid poopyhead


BUMP

Canis familiaris
October 12th, 2008, 10:49 AM
shut up,
pinky won't see it,
You are a stupid poopyhead. The blank line underneath the post makes its obvious...

since he's such a st00pid poopyhead

BUMP

+1

BUMP

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 10:52 AM
Bump

Canis familiaris
October 12th, 2008, 10:54 AM
BUMP Perfect, pinky would make a fool of himself...

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 10:55 AM
bumpI think the question gives it away, maybe an edit?

Canis familiaris
October 12th, 2008, 10:57 AM
BUMP Quick Hide your posts. I have edited mine

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 10:59 AM
huh?
__________________
if (value == 0)
return value;
else BUMP
return 0;

Canis familiaris
October 12th, 2008, 11:00 AM
huh?
BUMP Nice on this

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 11:02 AM
BUMP Nice on this

you think?
__________________
if (value == 0)
return value;
else BUMP
return 0;

Canis familiaris
October 12th, 2008, 11:06 AM
you think?
BUMP
__________________
Are you a newbie? Completely confused for What distro to choose? Take the test! (http://tinyurl.com/4dzwmo)
| Installing ANYTHING in Ubuntu | (http://tinyurl.com/2rr8rn)Basic Tutorials | (http://tinyurl.com/npfsy)My Blog - The Ubuntu Labrador (http://dogbuntu.wordpress.com/) |
OMGPP Lives... (http://grubbn.org/omgpp/index.php)
Yes Pinky would never guess it to be here.

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 11:08 AM
BUMP
BUMP
__________________
if (value == 0)
return value;
else
return 0;
Falls apart if he quotes us though.

Canis familiaris
October 12th, 2008, 11:10 AM
BUMP

BUMP
__________________
Are you a newbie? Completely confused for What distro to choose? Take the test! (http://tinyurl.com/4dzwmo)
| Installing ANYTHING in Ubuntu | (http://tinyurl.com/2rr8rn)Basic Tutorials | (http://tinyurl.com/npfsy)My Blog - The Ubuntu Labrador (http://dogbuntu.wordpress.com/) |
OMGPP Lives... (http://grubbn.org/omgpp/index.php)
I doubt Pinky is that smart :P.

lukjad007
October 12th, 2008, 11:12 AM
Lol! Y'all forgot to do you know what!
__________________
Another round of Ubuntu for my friends here!
Fighting to bring Pink back to Pink Ponies Archive. :)
(P.S. In the Avatar I'm the guy on the right.)Or did you?

Canis familiaris
October 12th, 2008, 11:14 AM
What?
__________________
Are you a newbie? Completely confused for What distro to choose? Take the test! (http://tinyurl.com/4dzwmo)
| Installing ANYTHING in Ubuntu | (http://tinyurl.com/2rr8rn)Basic Tutorials | (http://tinyurl.com/npfsy)My Blog - The Ubuntu Labrador (http://dogbuntu.wordpress.com/) |
OMGPP Lives... (http://grubbn.org/omgpp/index.php)
You are a real poopyhead, BUMP

lukjad007
October 12th, 2008, 11:16 AM
You IDIOTS forgot what you always tell me to do!
__________________
Another round of Ubuntu for my friends here!
Fighting to bring Pink back to Pink Ponies Archive. :)
(P.S. In the Avatar I'm the guy on the right.)Or did you?

Canis familiaris
October 12th, 2008, 11:18 AM
Your sig makes no sense You are a real poopyhead BUMP

P.S. In the Avatar I'm the guy on the right.Or did you?

pi.boy.travis
October 12th, 2008, 11:22 AM
Nump

lukjad007
October 12th, 2008, 11:22 AM
What sig?

Canis familiaris
October 12th, 2008, 11:23 AM
What sig?

The pseudo sig... BUMP

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 11:23 AM
He figure it out, run!!!!


BUMP

lukjad007
October 12th, 2008, 11:26 AM
I am not mad at you.
__________________
You Will Now DIE!!!!

Canis familiaris
October 12th, 2008, 11:27 AM
I am not st00pid you know.

You are.

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 11:30 AM
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Version: GnuPG v1.4.6 (GNU/Linux)
Comment: http://getfiregpg.org

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lukjad007
October 12th, 2008, 11:31 AM
Why did you misquote me again?
__________________
You are a liar and a theif!

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 11:32 AM
I'm confuddled.

BUMP

Canis familiaris
October 12th, 2008, 11:33 AM
Why did you misquote me again?
__________________
You are a liar and a theif!

I quoted what you posted before editing.

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 11:35 AM
Don't edit your sig, post without one and put it in the post.

BUMP

lukjad007
October 12th, 2008, 11:37 AM
I did not edit! See? There is no sign of an edit.

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 11:39 AM
pinky(p): "how do you spell 'internet america'? Is there a space between 'inter' and 'net'?"
tech support(ts): "no space between 'inter' and 'net'. It's spelled normally."
p: "ok. A-m-e-r-i-c-k?"
ts: "that's a-m-e-r-i-c-a."
p: "i-c-k???"
ts: "'a' as in apple"
p: "there's no 'k' in apple!"

bump

Canis familiaris
October 12th, 2008, 11:44 AM
bump

rofl

bump

lukjad007
October 12th, 2008, 11:44 AM
Well.

sisco311
October 12th, 2008, 11:44 AM
toilet paper war (http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=944999)

bump

Canis familiaris
October 12th, 2008, 11:45 AM
Bump

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 11:46 AM
I use windows and it froze, the guy on the phone told me to flip off the power, so I stuck my finger up at it. That doesn't appear to do anything though.

You are smart pinky :P


BUMP

Canis familiaris
October 12th, 2008, 11:51 AM
Bump

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 11:52 AM
me: a boolean variable has two possible values: True or false.
pinky: umm...true?


bump

Canis familiaris
October 12th, 2008, 11:56 AM
Pinky is really very clever... :P

BUMP

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 11:57 AM
Pinky is really very clever... :P

BUMP

I've always said that.


BUMP

lukjad007
October 12th, 2008, 12:00 PM
Me: What is the line that follows "To be or not to be, that is the question"?
scragy: "Romeo, Romeo, where art thou"?

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 12:07 PM
Me: What is the line that follows "To be or not to be, that is the question"?
scragy: "Romeo, Romeo, where art thou"?

This speaks worse for you than I could, the quote is:
O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?
notRomeo, Romeo, where art thou fool.


and the answer to your question is:
To be or not to be, that is the question;
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing, end them. To die, to sleep;

and BUMP

lukjad007
October 12th, 2008, 12:16 PM
I was quoting you, fool.

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 12:24 PM
You can't quote me, I'm too good for you.

Pinky's a poopyhead.

BUMP

lukjad007
October 12th, 2008, 12:26 PM
You can't quote me, I'm too good for you.

BUMP
HA! You funneh.

Canis familiaris
October 12th, 2008, 12:27 PM
I'm a Poopyhead

So you are finally admitting...

BUMP

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 12:30 PM
HA! You funneh.

oh, but that's now what I said, atleast not now...


BUMP

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 12:36 PM
excellent cash income
...
If they are not from the u.s. : :

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lukjad007
October 12th, 2008, 12:36 PM
SHUT UP SPAMMER! Ya didn't even BUMP. St00pid.

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 12:37 PM
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did to.

Bump


EDIT: w0w, that's fast spam removal.

Canis familiaris
October 12th, 2008, 12:37 PM
The mods are quick. The Spam was removed even before I got the chance of reporting it.

BUMP

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 12:40 PM
meh, your slow.


BUMP

lukjad007
October 12th, 2008, 12:42 PM
I wasn't talking to you scragy. I had just reported it and was posting at the same time. 2 SPAMs in 2 days. :P

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 12:45 PM
lol, ok then.

BUMP

lukjad007
October 12th, 2008, 12:46 PM
Now, since the SPAMMER is gone, the truce is over. SCRAGY YOU ARE A ST00P1D P00PY HEAD!

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 12:49 PM
Now, since the SPAMMER is gone, the truce is over. SCRAGY YOU ARE A ST00P1D P00PY HEAD!

says the queen poopy head.


BUMP

lukjad007
October 12th, 2008, 12:51 PM
Your insults flow off me like cool water on a hot summer's day.

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 12:53 PM
How'd you get cool water to come off you on a hot summers day? And wouldn't that make you hotter?

bump

Rocket2DMn
October 12th, 2008, 12:53 PM
lol @ spam.

*BUMP!*

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 12:57 PM
lol @ spam.

*BUMP!*

Your slower than the panda, what took you?

BUMP

lukjad007
October 12th, 2008, 12:58 PM
How'd you get cool water to come off you on a hot summers day? And wouldn't that make you hotter?

bump
Trust scragy to miss the point!

Canis familiaris
October 12th, 2008, 01:00 PM
lol @ spam.

*BUMP!*

You removed it?

Kudos to you...

BUMP

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 01:02 PM
Trust scragy to miss the point!

I didn't miss the point, I just don't care, your a poopyheaded pyrate and no-one will ever wuv you.


BUMP

lukjad007
October 12th, 2008, 01:03 PM
Why do they even bother? I mean, it's not like they even sound interesting or real. I get e-mails from "Microsoft" telling me I won their jackpot. Huh? I don't even own a copy of Windows!

lukjad007
October 12th, 2008, 01:03 PM
I didn't miss the point, I just don't care, your a poopyheaded pyrate and no-one will ever wuv you.


BUMP
My mommy loves me.

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 01:05 PM
Why do they even bother? I mean, it's not like they even sound interesting or real. I get e-mails from "Microsoft" telling me I won their jackpot. Huh? I don't even own a copy of Windows!

I do(XP, but I had 3.1 before that on an old, old box(16MB of ram, beat that)), I tried installing it about 10 times(with different levels of sucess from gettin on with bad graphics, to it loading right into the BSOD then shutting down about 2 secs later), it failed every time, I gave up.

BUMP

Canis familiaris
October 12th, 2008, 01:05 PM
Why do they even bother? I mean, it's not like they even sound interesting or real. I get e-mails from "Microsoft" telling me I won their jackpot. Huh? I don't even own a copy of Windows!

I got one too... Oh Wait.. it was from Microsoft Yahoo Widows Jackpot Contest :P...
(no there is no typos from my part)

BUMP

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 01:05 PM
My mommy loves me.

loves yes, wuvs no.

BUMP

lukjad007
October 12th, 2008, 01:08 PM
Oh, well, I can do without wuv.

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 01:10 PM
I got one too... Oh Wait.. it was from Microsoft Yahoo Widows Jackpot Contest :P...
(no there is no typos from my part)

BUMP

You should see some of my spam, it really shows up how little they think.

downloaded newest software including Microsoft, Adobe, Mac, etc.
Yes, now you can download Macs.

Why pay hundreds of thousands for the original when you can pick up a mirror copy for a mere fraction of the price? For just $49 ~ $249, you can purchase an IDENTICAL timepiece to the original.Yes, when trying to rip people off pretend to be a criminal from the start, nothing wrong with that logic.

NOW SHIPPING; THE HOTTEST XMAS GADGET THIS YEAR!

HANDHELD MEGADRIVE NOW RELEASEDYeah, megadrive!


BUMP

lukjad007
October 12th, 2008, 01:16 PM
We should make a SPAM song.
Any ideas?

Canis familiaris
October 12th, 2008, 01:18 PM
lol

BUMP

Lately I don't recieve SPAM. Recently there was a phising attempt to our users including me. At least I didn't fall for it. But it is no longer the case.
The Administrator of my E-Mail service is quite friendly and efficient, and I think credit should go to him for that.

lukjad007
October 12th, 2008, 01:21 PM
I'm getting about one every 3 days.

Canis familiaris
October 12th, 2008, 01:22 PM
I'm getting about one every 3 days.

Bad luck mate...

One Tip: Never Reply to them. It only increases the SPAM.

BUMP

lukjad007
October 12th, 2008, 01:26 PM
Bad luck mate...

One Tip: Never Reply to them. It only increases the SPAM.

BUMP
Nope. Never do. Thanks for the tip!

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 01:28 PM
We should make a SPAM song.
Any ideas?

SPAM, SPAM, Glorious SPAM;
Off topic and retarded;
SPAM, SPAM, Glorious SPAM;
Mass mailed and unwanted;


How's that for a chorus?

BUMP

lukjad007
October 12th, 2008, 01:42 PM
Not bad!

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 02:10 PM
yeah.

BUMP

Canis familiaris
October 12th, 2008, 02:13 PM
Bump

sisco311
October 12th, 2008, 02:15 PM
bump

lukjad007
October 12th, 2008, 02:20 PM
I eat what I can and I can what I can't.

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 02:25 PM
Bump

sisco311
October 12th, 2008, 02:29 PM
bump

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 02:36 PM
bump

lukjad007
October 12th, 2008, 02:36 PM
Lunch!

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 02:56 PM
Bump!!!

lukjad007
October 12th, 2008, 02:56 PM
Food!!!!!

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 02:58 PM
PINKY!!!! is a poopyhead :P

BUMP

Canis familiaris
October 12th, 2008, 02:59 PM
Good Night BUMP

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 03:02 PM
Good Night BUMP

You bed times 8PM? You 4y/o or something?

BUMP

lukjad007
October 12th, 2008, 03:16 PM
Goodnight panda!

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 03:24 PM
No, Panda can't go to sleep yet, we need to reach 16k tonight so I won't be logging on everys 20 minutes from work. :P

BUMP

sisco311
October 12th, 2008, 03:28 PM
bump for 16k

t0p
October 12th, 2008, 03:30 PM
ha ha bump

Rocket2DMn
October 12th, 2008, 03:32 PM
Extra tags removed, please don't add more. Thanks.

*BUMP!*

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 03:32 PM
bump

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 03:32 PM
Extra tags removed, please don't add more. Thanks.

*BUMP!*

What tags?

BUMP

lukjad007
October 12th, 2008, 03:37 PM
This time, it wasn't me. Honest!

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 03:41 PM
Bump

sisco311
October 12th, 2008, 03:41 PM
This time, it wasn't me. Honest!
I don't believe you.
bump

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 03:46 PM
he's just not worth trusting since he started being a pyrate poopyhead.

BUMP

lukjad007
October 12th, 2008, 04:05 PM
Why would I lie? Whenever I make a joke or pull a prank, I like to take ownership, at least to those involed.

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 04:07 PM
shut up poopy head.

BUMP

lukjad007
October 12th, 2008, 04:19 PM
You cannot make me.

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 04:23 PM
* sticks fingers in his ears *
LaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa

I'm not listening to non-BUMPers

lukjad007
October 12th, 2008, 04:34 PM
AsDAN!

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 04:34 PM
Bump

lukjad007
October 12th, 2008, 04:38 PM
AsDAN

sisco311
October 12th, 2008, 04:40 PM
bump

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 04:43 PM
bump

lukjad007
October 12th, 2008, 05:19 PM
AsNAD!

sisco311
October 12th, 2008, 05:20 PM
bump

talsemgeest
October 12th, 2008, 05:29 PM
bump

lukjad007
October 12th, 2008, 05:40 PM
AsNAD!

sisco311
October 12th, 2008, 05:44 PM
bump

pi.boy.travis
October 12th, 2008, 05:49 PM
BumpNAD!

sisco311
October 12th, 2008, 05:52 PM
bump

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 05:54 PM
bah, I'm off to bed

bump

lukjad007
October 12th, 2008, 06:09 PM
And miss 16k? Shame! :twisted:

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 06:11 PM
your gonna get 1.5k posts in the 8 hours or so I'm in bed?

BUMP

lukjad007
October 12th, 2008, 06:22 PM
Well, you can never tell.
60/20=3
3*60*8=1440 possible Posts.
With a little help....

lukjad007
October 12th, 2008, 06:50 PM
Forum is back up. First post in this thread.

sisco311
October 12th, 2008, 06:53 PM
60/20 < 4
bump

sstusick
October 12th, 2008, 07:04 PM
bump

lukjad007
October 12th, 2008, 07:07 PM
60/20 < 4
bump
D'Oh! *Smacks forehead.*

sstusick
October 12th, 2008, 07:16 PM
bump

lukjad007
October 12th, 2008, 07:24 PM
C'mon! Let's get to 16k!

sstusick
October 12th, 2008, 07:45 PM
16k? We got to get to 15k first :P

BUMP

philgenius
October 12th, 2008, 08:23 PM
I accidentally bumped into this thread.

sstusick
October 12th, 2008, 08:28 PM
Bump

sstusick
October 12th, 2008, 10:02 PM
bump

talsemgeest
October 12th, 2008, 11:08 PM
bump

sstusick
October 12th, 2008, 11:08 PM
bump

talsemgeest
October 12th, 2008, 11:12 PM
Bump

sstusick
October 12th, 2008, 11:13 PM
bump!

talsemgeest
October 12th, 2008, 11:22 PM
bump

sstusick
October 12th, 2008, 11:24 PM
bump

talsemgeest
October 12th, 2008, 11:28 PM
bump

crazyness003
October 12th, 2008, 11:45 PM
Anyone seen the "garbage in = garbage out" scenario? Well, heres one more specific to what garbage is:
if (input --> Windows(tm)){
return(fail)}
else
{return(output)}Anyone agree, or can help port this to different languages?

Bump

sstusick
October 12th, 2008, 11:56 PM
cold bump

scragar
October 12th, 2008, 11:59 PM
Anyone seen the "garbage in = garbage out" scenario? Well, heres one more specific to what garbage is:
if (input --> Windows(tm)){
return(fail)}
else
{return(output)}Anyone agree, or can help port this to different languages?

Bump

function GarbageInGarbageOut($str){
if(preg_match("/microsoft/i", $str)){
$randStr = '';
while(rand(0, 100) < 99)
$randStr .= chr(rand(0, 127));
return $randStr;
}else
return $str;
}

:P

BUMP -- dunno what I'm doing up at 5am, but meh.

sstusick
October 13th, 2008, 12:01 AM
bump

scragar
October 13th, 2008, 12:15 AM
bump

sstusick
October 13th, 2008, 12:40 AM
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!

talsemgeest
October 13th, 2008, 12:45 AM
bump. Hmm, page 1440. Same as my horizontal resolution...

sstusick
October 13th, 2008, 12:55 AM
bump!

koji042
October 13th, 2008, 01:02 AM
Uhh... Happy Columbus Day? o.o

BUMP!

talsemgeest
October 13th, 2008, 01:02 AM
bump!

sstusick
October 13th, 2008, 01:05 AM
bump

MasterNetra
October 13th, 2008, 01:08 AM
For the things that go... BUMP ... in the night.

sstusick
October 13th, 2008, 01:30 AM
like that hasn't been used before :P

BUMP

talsemgeest
October 13th, 2008, 01:44 AM
bump

sstusick
October 13th, 2008, 02:04 AM
beeeeeeep

sisco311
October 13th, 2008, 03:04 AM
bump

talsemgeest
October 13th, 2008, 03:06 AM
bump

sisco311
October 13th, 2008, 03:08 AM
bump[

talsemgeest
October 13th, 2008, 03:13 AM
bump

lukjad007
October 13th, 2008, 06:21 AM
like that hasn't been used before :P

BUMP
+1
Well, how are you today? I hear you have a cold?

Canis familiaris
October 13th, 2008, 08:09 AM
Bump

scragar
October 13th, 2008, 08:14 AM
Bump

lukjad007
October 13th, 2008, 08:39 AM
Hey there scragy!

sisco311
October 13th, 2008, 08:39 AM
bump

lukjad007
October 13th, 2008, 08:51 AM
AsDAN!

sisco311
October 13th, 2008, 08:52 AM
bump

lukjad007
October 13th, 2008, 09:01 AM
AsDAN!

sisco311
October 13th, 2008, 10:57 AM
bump

scragar
October 13th, 2008, 11:03 AM
bump

sstusick
October 13th, 2008, 11:24 AM
bump

scragar
October 13th, 2008, 11:30 AM
bump

sstusick
October 13th, 2008, 11:37 AM
bump

Canis familiaris
October 13th, 2008, 11:38 AM
Bump

sisco311
October 13th, 2008, 11:55 AM
bump

scragar
October 13th, 2008, 12:10 PM
bump

lukjad007
October 13th, 2008, 12:14 PM
AsDAN!

sisco311
October 13th, 2008, 12:16 PM
bump

lukjad007
October 13th, 2008, 12:18 PM
M-I-C-K-E-Y-M-O-U-S-E
Mickey Mouse!
AsDAN!

sstusick
October 13th, 2008, 12:18 PM
forum slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww bump

scragar
October 13th, 2008, 12:18 PM
bump

sstusick
October 13th, 2008, 12:19 PM
Currently Active Users: 14435 (943 members and 13492 guests)


BUMP

scragar
October 13th, 2008, 12:21 PM
Bump

sstusick
October 13th, 2008, 12:29 PM
bump

Canis familiaris
October 13th, 2008, 12:31 PM
Bump

scragar
October 13th, 2008, 12:41 PM
Bump

lukjad007
October 13th, 2008, 12:44 PM
Currently Active Users: 14435 (943 members and 13492 guests)


BUMP
The forums has been having problems today. As has my Firefox. OH NO!

scragar
October 13th, 2008, 12:55 PM
Bump

lukjad007
October 13th, 2008, 12:58 PM
How do you do.

scragar
October 13th, 2008, 01:02 PM
do what?

BUMP

lukjad007
October 13th, 2008, 01:04 PM
Nothing. It is a greeting that has no response other than "How do you do."

Please note the intentional lack of any question marks.

Canis familiaris
October 13th, 2008, 01:10 PM
The forums has been having problems today. As has my Firefox. OH NO!

Firefox = :(
Opera = :)

BUMP

scragar
October 13th, 2008, 01:11 PM
Oh, I thought you must have forgotten to complete the question, since it's wrong to end a sentence on a propossition such as 'do'. See, now you've got me doing it, although quoting you don't count, or, atleast I don't think it counts.

BUMP

talsemgeest
October 13th, 2008, 01:21 PM
bump

lukjad007
October 13th, 2008, 01:23 PM
Hello from Opera!

scragar
October 13th, 2008, 01:34 PM
opera = bad, no 64 bit release.


bump

lukjad007
October 13th, 2008, 01:39 PM
Well, I'm on a 16 bit machine so, no problems.

Het Irv
October 13th, 2008, 01:44 PM
16, really, not 32, but 16


BUMP

sisco311
October 13th, 2008, 01:54 PM
opera = bad, no 64 bit release.


bump
http://www.opera.com/download/index.dml?step=2&opsys=Linux%20x86_64&platform=Linux%20x86_64

==> opera <> bad

bump

scragar
October 13th, 2008, 02:01 PM
http://www.opera.com/download/index.dml?step=2&opsys=Linux%20x86_64&platform=Linux%20x86_64

==> opera <> bad

bump

kewl, when'd they start offering a 64bit version, I looked when I first moved to 64bit and they didn't have it available, that was just after new years last year...

BUMP

lukjad007
October 13th, 2008, 02:04 PM
16, really, not 32, but 16


BUMP
Well, it feels like it, even if it's not technically correct. ;)

scragar
October 13th, 2008, 02:11 PM
95 was the push for 32 bit computing, don't be st00pid.

BUMP

lukjad007
October 13th, 2008, 02:24 PM
My computer is from '97, '98. I know it's not 16, but sometimes it feels so slow!

scragar
October 13th, 2008, 02:26 PM
Bump

sstusick
October 13th, 2008, 02:33 PM
bump

lukjad007
October 13th, 2008, 02:34 PM
AsDAN!

scragar
October 13th, 2008, 02:37 PM
Bump

sisco311
October 13th, 2008, 02:58 PM
16 bit is fast!!!
My first computer was a Sinclair ZX Spectrum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZX_Spectrum) clone: 3.5MHz 8 bit processor, 32KB of RAM, 16KB of ROM.

http://www.homecomputer.de/images/machines/ICE-Felix_HC-91_40key_Large.jpg
bump

Het Irv
October 13th, 2008, 03:05 PM
16 bit is fast!!!
My first computer was a Sinclair ZX Spectrum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZX_Spectrum) clone: 3.5MHz 8 bit processor, 32KB of RAM, 16KB of ROM.

http://www.homecomputer.de/images/machines/ICE-Felix_HC-91_40key_Large.jpg
bump

I am sorry.

sstusick
October 13th, 2008, 03:08 PM
bump

scragar
October 13th, 2008, 03:11 PM
bump

lukjad007
October 13th, 2008, 03:12 PM
16 bit is fast!!!
My first computer was a Sinclair ZX Spectrum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZX_Spectrum) clone: 3.5MHz 8 bit processor, 32KB of RAM, 16KB of ROM.

http://www.homecomputer.de/images/machines/ICE-Felix_HC-91_40key_Large.jpg
bump
Do you still have it? I would like to buy it, if it still works.

sisco311
October 13th, 2008, 03:12 PM
I am sorry.
why?

10 minutes to load a game from tape is an acceptable time:)

bump

scragar
October 13th, 2008, 03:13 PM
bump 1. This post is a duplicate of a post that you have posted in the last five minutes.

sisco311
October 13th, 2008, 03:25 PM
Do you still have it? I would like to buy it, if it still works.

i have it, but it doesn't works.
(my mother stored it near a magnet](*,))

bump

lukjad007
October 13th, 2008, 03:26 PM
@scragy
You could try camel case. It tricks the SPAM blocker.

scragar
October 13th, 2008, 03:26 PM
Bump

lukjad007
October 13th, 2008, 03:27 PM
i have it, but it doesn't works.
(my mother stored it near a magnet](*,))

bump
D'Oh! And it really doesn't work or the OS is gone?

scragar
October 13th, 2008, 03:27 PM
bump

sstusick
October 13th, 2008, 03:28 PM
bump

scragar
October 13th, 2008, 03:30 PM
bump 1. This post is a duplicate of a post that you have posted in the last five minutes.

sisco311
October 13th, 2008, 03:40 PM
D'Oh! And it really doesn't work or the OS is gone?

the os (Sinclair BASIC (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinclair_BASIC)) was stored on a ROM (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Read-only_memory)(read only mem.) memory. :)

i think it's easier to find a working computer than a new chip.

bump

scragar
October 13th, 2008, 03:43 PM
bump

sisco311
October 13th, 2008, 03:45 PM
10 REM new program
20 PRINT bump
30 BEEP 10, 20
40 GO SUB 20
50 RUN

scragar
October 13th, 2008, 03:47 PM
while(1) echo 'bump';

lukjad007
October 13th, 2008, 03:50 PM
Probably. :D

scragar
October 13th, 2008, 03:52 PM
Bump

sisco311
October 13th, 2008, 03:53 PM
while(1) echo 'bump';
where is the beep(beep the internal speaker) part?
bump

scragar
October 13th, 2008, 03:54 PM
PHP have no need for such stuff.while(1) exec('beep');

lukjad007
October 13th, 2008, 03:55 PM
Good for it.

scragar
October 13th, 2008, 04:00 PM
Bump

sstusick
October 13th, 2008, 04:01 PM
bump!

scragar
October 13th, 2008, 04:01 PM
bump!

sstusick
October 13th, 2008, 04:11 PM
bump

sisco311
October 13th, 2008, 04:15 PM
bash:
yes bump
Ctrl+c

scragar
October 13th, 2008, 04:26 PM
bump

sisco311
October 13th, 2008, 04:48 PM
bump

sstusick
October 13th, 2008, 04:48 PM
bump

lukjad007
October 13th, 2008, 04:49 PM
Are we having some sort of coding contest?

sisco311
October 13th, 2008, 05:04 PM
no
while [ true ]; do echo bump; done

scragar
October 13th, 2008, 05:12 PM
I updated the PHP.

while(print 'BUMP';){}
so much faster.

sstusick
October 13th, 2008, 05:16 PM
bump

KatmanHH
October 13th, 2008, 05:19 PM
a relatively abrupt convexity or protuberance on a surface: as a: a swelling of tissue b: a cranial protuberance

sisco311
October 13th, 2008, 05:25 PM
c++
for(;;cout<<"bump\n");

full code:

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;

#define EVER (;;)

int main()
{
for EVER
{
cout<<"bump"<<endl;
}
}


bump

lukjad007
October 13th, 2008, 05:41 PM
Halfway there...

scragar
October 13th, 2008, 05:53 PM
c++#define EVER (;;)

OK, love that :P

BUMP

lukjad007
October 13th, 2008, 05:57 PM
Silly scragy, you don't even know how to stop the smileys.

scragar
October 13th, 2008, 06:08 PM
bah, stupiud [noparse] tag.

BUMP

sstusick
October 13th, 2008, 06:09 PM
bump

lukjad007
October 13th, 2008, 06:10 PM
Would now be a leet moment for a "lolololololololololololol"?

scragar
October 13th, 2008, 06:10 PM
bump

pyromanic123boom
October 13th, 2008, 06:13 PM
bump bump bump

sisco311
October 13th, 2008, 06:14 PM
bump

talsemgeest
October 13th, 2008, 06:14 PM
Bump