The BUMP Thread

[scragar]

lol

BUMP

[lukjad007]

Hey. I am here. Don't you forget it.

[scragar]

yeah, but your not bumping, which means your opinion doesn't matter.

BUMP

[lukjad007]

Who says I am not?

[Canis familiaris]

Who says I am not?

Where's your BUMP?

BUMP!!!

[lukjad007]

Why do you want me to do all the legwork?

[scragar]

Bump

[lukjad007]

:twisted:

[scragar]

Bump already

[lukjad007]

Are you inferring I have not?

[scragar]

no-one cares about you pinky, your not bumping.

[sisco311]

bump

[jay019]

B B B Bum m m m p

[scragar]

bump

[sisco311]

bump[

[lukjad007]

no-one cares about you pinky, your not bumping.
I am too!

your not bumping.
And it should be you're, not your.

[canoemoose]

for count:=0 to infinity do
begin
writeln('Bump!');
end;


Sorry for the Pascal:(, I've already done a C one and a C# and I'm running out of languages.

[GepettoBR]

What Scragar fails to notice is that every post in this thread is brough up, therefore the necessity of explicitly taking note of that fact in a public manner within each post is nonexistant. Pinky and I are much more evolved, and have grasped this simple truth.

[scragar]

Your fools, the bump thread needs BUMP to be said. it's teh law

Bump

[pp.]

Your fools, the bump thread needs BUMP to be said. it's teh law

Bump

Otherwise, it would be the fool thread? bump

[GepettoBR]

Your fools, the bump thread needs BUMP to be said. it's teh law

Bump

Maybe, but what do my fools have to do with this?

[scragar]

:P I spotted that as I posted it, but my net is just way too slow for me to bother editing it, maybe when I'm not downloading the ibex CD I'll fix it. for now shut up


BUMP

[GepettoBR]

:P I spotted that as I posted it, but my net is just way too slow for me to bother editing it, maybe when I'm not downloading the ibex CD I'll fix it. for now shut up


BUMP

Now now, don't be rude...

I go the Ibex CD on Oct 2nd, it took way too long to download - and my net is actually pretty fast for where I live (6Mb/s).

[scragar]

well I'm looking at 2 hours left, so :(


BUMP

[lukjad007]

Howdie! XP is now installed.

[lukjad007]

Gee, where is everyone? It's been a whole hour without a post.

[scragar]

bump?

[pp.]

Gee, where is everyone? It's been a whole hour without a post.

Hours sure are short this season.

bump

[scragar]

bump

[canoemoose]

:confused: C-V-N-Q :confused:

:lolflag:

EDIT: 2 new pages in as many days! Wow!

[scragar]

BUMP :p

[GepettoBR]

Why C-V-N-Q?

[scragar]

It's BUMP, not CVNQ or anything else like that.

[GepettoBR]

Wrong, Scragar, it's whatever we want it to be. This here thread is an anarchy.

[scragar]

That's it, I'm reporting your post for not BUMPing.


jk :P

[GepettoBR]

That's it, I'm reporting your post for not BUMPing.

And I'm reporting your post for containing an empty threat.


jk :P

[sisco311]

bump

[lukjad007]

bump
Good for you!

[ScottLij]

Bump

[lukjad007]

Hey, scragy, how do you like my sig? :p

[GepettoBR]

There seem to be a lot of new bumpers here.

[lukjad007]

Indeed. This is becoming popular again. Perhaps we should BUMP to give them a good example?

[scragar]

You don't annoy me, your not even worth bothering about, after all your too stupid to remember to bump, so why would anything you say be annoying?

[lukjad007]

But I AM! You just haven't found it yet. :p

[GepettoBR]

Indeed. This is becoming popular again. Perhaps we should BUMP to give them a good example?

Yes, I'd say that's appropriate. BUMP!

You don't annoy me, your not even worth bothering about, after all your too stupid to remember to bump, so why would anything you say be annoying?

Scragar is in denial, poor thing...

[lukjad007]

We should schedule him for some counseling.
BUMP!

[scragar]

I DON'T NEED COUNSELLING YOU STUPID CANADIAN MOUNTY

BUMP :p

[lukjad007]

Tsk, tsk. Aggression. Typical sign of denial. So sad when the bright ones grow dim.
BUMP!

[scragar]

NOT DENIAL!!!!!

bump

[GepettoBR]

NOT DENIAL!!!!!

bump

Do I really need to point out the irony?

BUMP!

[lukjad007]

Denial about being in denial. This is serious! Turn yourself in to the nearest psycho ward, would you?
BUMP!

[GepettoBR]

Denial about being in denial. This is serious! Turn yourself in to the nearest psycho ward, would you?
BUMP!

All those typos are going to puhs him over teh edge, you know...

[scragar]

bump

[lukjad007]

flblp
*Falls off seat.*
*Checks eyes for defects.*
Agent GepettoBR! I believe we have contact.

[scragar]

bump, help, I think pinky's gone nuts.

[pp.]

nutz

[GepettoBR]

Almost, Agent Pinky! We had him for a second, but he drifted back into his old ways...

[scragar]

your both poopy heads :P

BUMP

[sisco311]

did i miss something?
bump

[lukjad007]

Almost, Agent Pinky! We had him for a second, but he drifted back into his old ways...
Try adjusting the dilithium matrix to send out a polerized signal. It may snap him back to reality.

[scragar]

did i miss something?
bump

yeah, these 2 arn't BUMPing, we need to report them, get them banned.

[bapoumba]

yeah, these 2 arn't BUMPing, we need to report them, get them banned.
No need to use the report button, done and bumped (as an edit) ;)

[scragar]

you do know I was joking right?

lol anyway

BUMP

[lukjad007]

Agent GepettoBR! I was able to overide the console security system by initiatiating a multilevel adaptive program in the computer core. The code is Jk-h7b4d75njFg. Good luck.

[bapoumba]

you do know I was joking right?
Oh, you were ?
Sorry, the bump thread looks serious to me :þ


lol anyway

BUMP
Loling and bumping too :KS

[GepettoBR]

Scragar, I understand that you feel cornered, but resorting to attempts of corrupting forum staff is a little too much. You really need to calm down and think about this. Come here, take this little pill - it'll make it all go away, I promise.

[scragar]

What? I've not contacted any forum staff, this things all funneh, no reason to get staff involved unless they find it funneh as well.

BUMP

[bapoumba]

What? I've not contacted any forum staff, this things all funneh, no reason to get staff involved unless they find it funneh as well.
Confirmed, and bumped.

[scragar]

see.

BUMP

[lukjad007]

Agent GepettoBR! In his delusions he has taken over the account of a moderator! Tell all your agents to be on full allert. We must move to Phase 2, Direct Intervention. Rendervous with me at the target's current location.

[scragar]

pinky insane :P

BUMP

[bapoumba]

Agent GepettoBR! In his delusions he has taken over the account of a moderator! Tell all your agents to be on full allert. We must move to Phase 2, Direct Intervention. Rendervous with me at the target's current location.
PshhPshh.. You're forgetting the BUMPs, my dear, so please rephrase.. PshhPshh (I'm not your father, BTW).

[Rocket2DMn]

bapoumba has been supporting this thread since page 5. That beats all your butts (or should I say bumps?).
Welcome back bap :)

*BUMP!*

[scragar]

bap has been supporting this thread since page 5. That beats all your butts (or should I say bumps?).

*BUMP!*

bapoumba has been supporting this thread since page 5. That beats all your butts (or should I say bumps?).
Welcome back bap :)

*BUMP!*

DOUBLE BUMP!!! :p

[bapoumba]

Lol, thanks Rocket :)
Double mod BUMP.

[scragar]

I'm still no 1 in the thread :P

BUMP

[sisco311]

double bump not nice bump.

[lukjad007]

PshhPshh.. You're forgetting the BUMPs, my dear, so please rephrase.. PshhPshh (I'm not your father, BTW).

You are mistaken. I forgot nothing, nor did I leave anything out. You have eyes but cannot see.

(As for your bracket, thank you. I get the same thing day in and day out, even from girls. :P)

[scragar]

even mods must be held acountable for double BUMPing, it's not nice, from anyone!

[Rocket2DMn]

Hmmmm
/me deletes duplicate.
It was supposed to be an edit...

[scragar]

lol, that's ok now then :P


BUMP

[sisco311]

even mods must be held acountable for double BUMPing, it's not nice, from anyone!

says the autoBUMPer

[lukjad007]

Actually, that was me. He just created the monster, I was the monster. Thank you Dr. scragy!

[scragar]

hey, I've explained this, I never used it long term, I used it for testing, nothing more.

BUMP

[bawigga]

bumptybumpbump

[scragar]

Just realised this, a member of staff deleted a post because I said so, muhahahaha, I AM ABOVE MOD, I AM ADMIN!!!

:p

BUMP

[sisco311]

you got the power!
bump[

[scragar]

yes, the POWER of BUMP.

[lukjad007]

Agent GepettoBR! Move in.

[scragar]

* quickly unplugs his keyboard and hides it so it can't be stolen, replacing it with a fake *

BUMP

[GepettoBR]

Codename Pinky, I've set up the equipment. All conditions are clear. Be prepared to move in at the appointed time. Be warned: Scragar is suffering from Admin delusions and is potentially dangerous.

[scragar]

Codename Pinky, I've set up the equipment. All conditions are clear. Be prepared to move in at the appointed time. Be warned: Scragar is suffering from Admin delusions and is potentially dangerous.

Your like 6 posts behind, catch up already.

BUMP

[lukjad007]

Charge! Get his keyboard! I'll fend him off!

[Rocket2DMn]

*rebellion squashed*

*BUMP!*

[lukjad007]

Foolish BUMPer. This is no rebellion, it is an invasion! To arms!

[scragar]

I don't use a keyboard, I think it and it happens, I'm magic like that :P



BUMP

[lukjad007]

*Quickly swips all B, M, P, and U, keys from the keyboard as scragy jabbers on.*
Fine then. I'll take your neural projectors as well,
*Rips out implants in scragy's head.*

[GepettoBR]

*smashes Scragar's computer's USB and PS/2 ports*

Now, hold him back while I deactivate his bluetooth! He'll never get those keys again!

[scragar]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA, You left My MoUse, which let's Me highlight Past yoUr B, M, P and U Presses :P

BUMP

[GepettoBR]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO

*bonks scragar on the head and stomps on his mouse*

*runs away to get a screwdriver*

[lukjad007]

Quick! Deactivate his left mouse button!
*Pulls out screwdriver.*

[scragar]

* plugs in spare keyboard *

You people have issues.

BUMP

[GepettoBR]

* plugs in spare keyboard *

You people have issues.

BUMP

How can you do that when I've smashed your ports?

*tosses water on scragar's face to blind him and reboots his computer, ruining his uptime score*

Quick, Pinky, let's open the case and remove the bluetooth components so he can't use a bluetooth keyboard!

[GepettoBR]

*removes bluetooth hardware from Scragar's computer*
*Bastardizes Scragar's keyboard driver to not recognize the B, M, P and U keys*
*does a victory dance*

[lukjad007]

Good work Agent.

[scragar]

How can you do that when I've smashed your ports?

I have more than 1 computa you fool.

*tosses water on scragar's face to blind him and reboots his computer, ruining his uptime score*
rubs water out of his eyes, then points out that his uptime is currently tiny:scragar@scragar-comp:~$ uptime
23:42:13 up 11:06, 2 users, load average: 0.38, 0.34, 0.29

Quick, Pinky, let's open the case and remove the bluetooth components so he can't use a bluetooth keyboard!

how about a USB one?

BUMP

[scragar]

*removes bluetooth hardware from Scragar's computer*
*Bastardizes Scragar's keyboard driver to not recognize the B, M, P and U keys*
*does a victory dance*

DOUBLE BUMP, quick, ban him!!!

EDIT: yes I realise the hypocrisy, but I'm, above mod, no-one can touch me :P MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[sisco311]

bah
i have a backup of scragar on a punchcard.
bump

[lukjad007]

*Taps combadge to call for reinforcements.*
*Agents Smith and Wesson arrive.*

[scragar]

bah
i have a backup of scragar on a punchcard.
bump

You need 2.
You'd never get my whole personality on 1 punchcard :P

BUMP

[GepettoBR]

Pinky, he has too many computers... I think it's time to call our lackeys at Redmond to crash them all.

[lukjad007]

True. Card #1: Stupid.
Card #2: Smelly.

[lukjad007]

No, we need something more. Call Joanna.

[scragar]

True. Card #1: Stupid.
Card #2: Smelly.

no, card 1: hatred of pinky
card 2: ability to put up with pinky's stupidity :p


BUMP

[GepettoBR]

I think it would be this:

Card#1: Double BUMPer
Card#2: Edits own posts to wipe out mistakes

[scragar]

huh? I edit like 2 or 3 times a week, that's nothing, and it's good that I edit, rather than making 2 new posts every time I want to correct a tiny little spelling error or clear up a point.

And I don't double BUMP much at all, last time I did it was supposed to be hipocritical for a laugh.

BUMP

[lukjad007]

Nothing you do is funneh. :razz:

[GepettoBR]

Your petty excuses fall on deaf ears.

[scragar]

Nothing you do is funneh. :razz:

Oi, that's my spelling, your not allowed to use it.

BUMP

[GepettoBR]

Oh, it's your spelling? Congratulations, it's very funneh.

[lukjad007]

Agent GepettoBR, I didn't know you had such a funneh sense of humour.

[scragar]

gnot funneh j00 theifs :p

BUMP

[scragar]

Agent GepettoBR, I didn't know you had such a funneh sence of humour.

SENSE

no C in the word sense.

BUMP

[lukjad007]

Dang dixlesia.
EDIT: DOUBLE BUMP! I CALL DOUBLE BUMP!

[GepettoBR]

Yes, Codename Pinky, much like yourself I am full of surprises. In a sence, they're very funneh.

[scragar]

Dang dixlesia.

rofl

BUMP

[lukjad007]

Yes, Codename Pinky, much like yourself I am full of surprises. In a sence, they're very funneh.
Hahahaha! You funneh.

[scragar]

:(

bump

[lukjad007]

:(

bump
Where did you find those letters scragy?

[scragar]

I'm using a pin to tap the little plastic thing without the keys :P

BUMP

[GepettoBR]

Codename Pinky, I believe we were successful in this phase of the mission. Let us have some drinks to celebrate. Scragar can join too if he posts in this thread without BUMPing.

[scragar]

NEVER

bump

[lukjad007]

I'll have a / Beer. (Get it?)

[sstusick]

never say never

BUMP

[scragar]

yeah, slowcoach is back :P

BUMP

[GepettoBR]

NEVER

bumpYou know you want to.

I'll have a / Beer. (Get it?)Yes. It was very funneh, and also geeky.

never say never

BUMPNo, never.

[scragar]

Bump

[sstusick]

bump

[lukjad007]

Goodnight. I'll take that / Beer to go please.

[scragar]

bump

[sstusick]

night?

BUMP

[sisco311]

bump

[scragar]

night?

BUMP

1AM, what better time to be up? I'm only up at 6AM later today, so it's all good :P

BUMP

[GepettoBR]

Goodnight. I'll take that / Beer to go please.

I've sent it to your matter transponder.

[sstusick]

1AM, what better time to be up? I'm only up at 6AM later today, so it's all good :P

BUMP
Night owl?

BUMP

[sisco311]

beep

[sstusick]

beep
bump

[GepettoBR]

This is my goodnight BUMP, I leave you with my new BUMP acronym to replace the tiresome TPOM,LITTT:

RTT.

[sstusick]

This is my goodnight BUMP, I leave you with my new BUMP acronym to replace the tiresome TPOM,LITTT:

RTT.
bump

[hman469]

Bump

[sstusick]

bump

[talsemgeest]

bump

[sstusick]

bump

[talsemgeest]

bump

[sstusick]

bump

[talsemgeest]

Bump

[sstusick]

bump

[talsemgeest]

bump

[sstusick]

bump

[talsemgeest]

bump

[sstusick]

bump

[sisco311]

morning bump

[scragar]

w0w, 2 pages since I fell asleep.

BUMP :p

[sstusick]

bump

[scragar]

bump

[talsemgeest]

bump

[sstusick]

bump

[sisco311]

bump

[talsemgeest]

bump

[sstusick]

bump

[scragar]

bump

[sstusick]

bump

[talsemgeest]

bump

[sstusick]

bump

[lukjad007]

Wow. You guy seemed to have had a lot of fun whilest I was gone. :razz:

[talsemgeest]

bump

[sstusick]

Wow. You guy seemed to have had a lot of fun whilest I was gone. :razz:
Not really.

BUMP

[talsemgeest]

Not really.

BUMP
Ah, what are you talking about? This is good fun for the whole family!

Oh, and bump

[lukjad007]

So, how's life?

[Canis familiaris]

BUMP to annoy pinky.

[sstusick]

bump

[lukjad007]

Hey, I just want to annoy scragy. If you don't want to join in on the fun, your te one missing out.

[sstusick]

lol

BUMP

[lukjad007]

Lahlahlahlahlahlah!

[Canis familiaris]

Hey, I just want to annoy scragy. If you don't want to join in on the fun, your te one missing out.

I prefer to annoy you...

BUMP

[lukjad007]

Fine. It doesn't annoy me. :razz:
I actually like watching all you mindless drones doing the same thing over and over. You have no idea how liberating this is.

[sstusick]

bump!

[Canis familiaris]

Fine. It doesn't annoy me. :razz:
I actually like watching all you mindless drones doing the same thing over and over. You have no idea how liberating this is.

...says in annoyance

BUMP

[talsemgeest]

kabump

[lukjad007]

...says in annoyance

BUMP
Heh.

[sstusick]

bump

[lukjad007]

I guess I may as well B... NO! I cannot allow then to pull me back it!

[sisco311]

bump

[scragar]

bump

[lukjad007]

Hy scragy!

[scragar]

hey pinky


bump

[lukjad007]

hey pinky

I'm so proud of you!

[scragar]

I'm so proud of you!

oh, fixed.

bump

[lukjad007]

Still, it's progress.
And I have proof that you forgot.

[scragar]

meh

BUMP

[lukjad007]

A hungry fox noticed a juicy bunch of grapes growing high on a grapevine. He leaped. He snapped. Drooling, he jumped to reach them, but try as he might, he could not obtain the tasty prize.

Disappointed by the fruitless efforts he'd made to get the grapes that day, he said, with a shrug, to comfort himself, "Oh, they were probably sour anyway!"

That is you.

[scragar]

TLDR


bump :p

[lukjad007]

TLDR: Sour grapes.

[sisco311]

bump

[lukjad007]

Cough.

[sisco311]

bump

[lukjad007]

So, what's up?

[scragar]

bump

[GepettoBR]

Wow, lots of pages since I went to bed...

Back-from-college BUMP. RTT!

[scragar]

bump

[Canis familiaris]

1000 posts scragy?

BUMP

[lukjad007]

You missed the party Anuraga_panada.

[scragar]

Bump

[lukjad007]

So, did I miss anything?

[Canis familiaris]

So, did I miss anything?

You missed the BUMP

[lukjad007]

No I didn't. It's right there.

[Canis familiaris]

No I didn't. It's right there.

Still No BUMP

BUMP

[lukjad007]

It there. It's here too. You just can't see it.

[scragar]

Bump

[Canis familiaris]

It there. It's here too. You just can't see it.
[noparse] doesn't agree...

BUMP

[lukjad007]

You have eyes but cannot see.

[Canis familiaris]

You have eyes but cannot see.

You are just making Excuses :P and delighting me by the fact how much I have annoyed you...

BUMP

[scragar]

pinky thinks any post is a BUMP, he st00pid

[lukjad007]

Do you really want to see it? I'll tell you how to do it if you like...

[scragar]

ignore the id10t BUMP

[lukjad007]

pinky thinks any post is a BUMP, he st00pid
While I agree about the posts, that is not the only defense. I have actually inserted it into each and every post.

[Canis familiaris]

ignore the id10t bump

+1

bump

[Canis familiaris]

While I agree about the posts, that is not the only defense. I have actually inserted it into each and every post.

Sorry the thread title doesn;t count...

[lukjad007]

It's there. You n00bs just are too stoopid to see it.
EDIT: It's not the title.

[scragar]

bump

[Canis familiaris]

Bump

[scragar]

bump

[lukjad007]

Wanna bet? It's there.

[scragar]

Bump

[lukjad007]

I like how no one ever notices it. It's soooo funneh. :p

[scragar]

Bump 1. This post is a duplicate of a post that you have posted in the last five minutes.

[Canis familiaris]

bump

bump
bump
bump
bump
bump
bump
bump
bump
bump

[Canis familiaris]

I like how no one ever notices it. It's soooo funneh. :p

cat /uf/lukjad007 > /dev/null

BUMP

[lukjad007]

Oooh! A rainbow!

[pp.]

I like how no one ever notices it. It's soooo funneh. :p

Ybauwmnp

[Canis familiaris]

Bump

[lukjad007]

Since everyone is ignoring meh, I can double post and no one will care, right?

[lukjad007]

See? :P

[Canis familiaris]

I'll triple post...
BUMP #1

[Canis familiaris]

Bump #2

[Canis familiaris]

Bump #3

[lukjad007]

Well.

[pp.]

See? :P

The bodies of your posts are lacking the character group "bump" or equivalent.

[lukjad007]

If.

[lukjad007]

You.