The BUMP Thread

[lukjad007]

!PMUB ?ekops uoy hcihw fo snoitaiverbba esoht erew tahw dna ,dooG

[scragar]

:p )ti( gniyalpsideR dnA txeT lautcA gnisreveR ?RadaR naem uoy ,hO

.diputs ,diputs ,diputs ,ti etorw I nehw txeT htiw ataD deppaws wohemos I ,em ypoop ,hab

PMUB

[lukjad007]

!PMUB (-: .ti dekil yllaer I ,haeY

[scragar]

pmuB

[lukjad007]

http://www.gpf-comics.com/comics/gpf19991125TrS16.png
!PMUB !thgindooG

[scragar]

lol

PMUB

[scragar]

!maps !maps

pmub

[sstusick]

bump

[scragar]

:p pu denaelc maps ,haey

PMUB

[sstusick]

this thread is full of spam.

bump

[scragar]

.doog lla s'ti sseug I os ,kniht I deteled tog resu eht ,maps laer saw tsop taht ,on

PMUB

[sstusick]

lol, sey.

pmub

[scragar]

!trevnoc a ,haey

PMUB

[sstusick]

epon, m'I tsuj gnivah nuf htiw ti.

pmub

[DOS4dinner]

BUMPED! In the nameeeee of love...before you breaakkkkkk my heart...

[sstusick]

b
u
m
p

[scragar]

epon, m'I tsuj gnivah nuf htiw ti.

pmub

.niaga taht od on uoy ,ytruh og daeh ym


PMUB

[crjackson]

bump

[scragar]

pmuB

[sstusick]

Lol

bump

[scragar]

niaga ,pmuB

[sstusick]

bump

[pi.boy.travis]

We're so close to 1000!!!

BUMP

BTW just picked up The Official Ubuntu Book at B&N

[sstusick]

cool!

BUMP

[pi.boy.travis]

cool!

BUMP


Yeah, it is pretty cool. I highly recommend it!

BUMP!

[sstusick]

bump

[pi.boy.travis]

I want a coffee cup. . . BUMP

[sstusick]

the bumping enthusiasm has slowed quite a bit

BUMP

[scragar]

?retteb kool ti seod ,dohtem lasrever siht yrt s'tel ,nmh

PMUB

[sstusick]

I thought it was an invisible bump at first

[scragar]

か愚

pmub

[sstusick]

bump

[scragar]

pmub

[sstusick]

beep beep

get out of the way and make room for BUMP

[scragar]

knoh ,knoh

:p reggib si nroh ym

PMUB

[sstusick]

lol

BUMP

[scragar]

.yaw fo thgir sah tsom sraews dna tseduol sknoh reveohW ?thgir ytic a ni gnivird fo elur eht s'tahT

PMUB

[sstusick]

bumpo

[scragar]

opmuB

[sstusick]

feiht

BUMP

[scragar]

theif

PMUB

[sstusick]

Lol

bump

[scragar]

lol

PMUB

[sstusick]

! ti pots

bump

[scragar]

stop it !

pmub

.t'now I ,on

[Canis familiaris]

BUMP!

__________________
Apple Zealot | Microsoft Office User | Ignorer of Linux

[sstusick]

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EP

[scragar]

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
:p niw I

[-grubby]

yay only 20 pages to 1000

bump..

[scragar]

spam, again :(


BUMP

[Canis familiaris]

spam, again :(


BUMP

Reported :)

BUMP!

[scragar]

Rocket will clean it up, he's good like that.

BUMP

[Canis familiaris]

Unfortunately He's offline.

But someone should clean it soon.

I have never seen such blatant SPAM in this forum.

BUMP

[Canis familiaris]

Well LaRosa has interviewed him now.

Since Matthew is busy in RL, I decided to help out a bit with the next Ubuntu Community Interviews (http://matthewhelmke.net/wordpress/2008/07/03/introducing-ubuntu-community-interviews/). We have a special interview this time around. rkymills01, sometimes known as scum, imbecile, idiot, and some things I can't wrote, is a forum spammer, an bivalve fan (to the extreme), a member of the UN. Departing from our tradition in these interviews, he is someone who does not contribute anything useful and is in fact no longer a member of the forum. He is dumb, opinionated, ignorant, and a good contrasting addition to our interview series. Enjoy!


1. Tell as much as you’re willing about your “real” life — name, age, gender, location, family, religion, profession, education, hobbies, etc.
I am just rkymills01. I have no real life. In fact, I think I sacrificed all remnants of humanity when I decided to spam support sites.

2. When and how did you become interested in computers? in Linux? in Ubuntu?
During my spamming sprees, I found UbuntuForums.org because of its size. I felt since it had no spam on it, it must be fertile ground for my wares. I was wrong. The amazing staff removed my spam in minutes.

3. When did you become involved in the forums (or the Ubuntu community)? What’s your role there?
:lolflag::lolflag::lolflag::lolflag::lolflag::lolf lag::lolflag::lolflag:

4. Are you an Ubuntu member? If so, how do you contribute? If not, do you plan on becoming one?
No. Being a member requires a person not be a low down scum sucking mollusc with a nonexistant brain.

5. What distros do you regularly use? What software? What’s your favorite application? Your least favorite?
What is a distro? The software I use is the Internet (big blue e) and Word (big blue W). My least favourite is that video player I had to download to get that free video series about bivalve fetishes. It still doesn't work and my computer is acting weird.

6. What’s your fondest memory from the forums, or from Ubuntu overall? What’s your worst?
Which forum? There have been so many, I don't remember names. What is Ubuntu? Is that some form of African witchcraft? I am an atheist and do not believe in such nonsense.

7. What luck have you had introducing new computer users to Ubuntu?
So you are a door to door religion are you? Why are you bothering me? I swear to God I will call the cops.

8. What would you like to see happen with Linux in the future? with Ubuntu?
Linux? Oh, yes. I know some 1337 haxors that use that. They all live with their mothers and have no social lives. Pitiful losers.

At this point I remind rkymills01 that I live with my mother, use Linux, and have no substantial social life and am not a loser.

9. If there was one thing you could tell all new Ubuntu users, what would it be?
Stop knocking on my door before I call the cops.!

The first response was a generic link to the spam site, which had to be removed to keep in line with forum policy.

BUMP!

[FuturePilot]

YAY the spam is gone.


BUMP :guitar:

[scragar]

thumbs up to that.

BUMP

[Canis familiaris]

Finally!!!

BUMP

[sstusick]

yay more bumpers!

[Canis familiaris]

BUMP!

__________________
Microsoft Fanboy | MS-DOS User | Linux Hater
Spammer | 1337 haxor | pr0n addict | Killer

[niccholaspage]

I got a new Rank!

BUMP!

[Canis familiaris]

I am stuck with my old rank

BUMP

__________________
Microsoft Fanboy | MS-DOS User | Linux Hater

[niccholaspage]

I like bumping......

BUMP!

[scragar]

Pmub

[Canis familiaris]

Pmub

tI potS!!!

pmuB

[niccholaspage]

I didn't pass the niccholaspage genuine test.

BUMP!

[sstusick]

bumping is where it's at!


BUMP

[Canis familiaris]

Bump

[niccholaspage]

i like bold!

Bump!

[scragar]

.kcor tsuj scilati sdrawkcab ,scilati ekil I

PMUB

[niccholaspage]

Listen to me.I like Bold,Italian,Underline!

BUMP!

[scragar]

that's just excessive


BUMP

:p

[sstusick]

bumop

[scragar]

chomp

[niccholaspage]

You are EVIL



(The only way you can read the last word is by high*)
(If you are a terminal you know what comes after *)

[scragar]

we've been through this before, I don't need to highlight to read it, I've not got white as my background colour, I think the white is too harsh on the eyes.


BUMP

[sstusick]

bump

[scragar]

.
bump

[niccholaspage]

You are a meany.











Awesome.

[Canis familiaris]

.

bump

bump!

[scragar]

:( the noparse tag is not to be abused.

With great power comes great chances for humiliating people.


BUMP

[Canis familiaris]

:( the noparse tag is not to be abused.

With great power comes great chances for humiliating people.


BUMP

:twisted:

BUMP!

[niccholaspage]

:popcorn:
^Thanks for the popcorn.


BUMP!

[scragar]

:popcorn:
^Thanks for the popcorn.


BUMP!

have you gone nuts?


BUMP

[Canis familiaris]

Bump!

[sstusick]

I've been slackin'!


BUMP

[scragar]

yes you have.

BUMP

[bolex100]

pointlesness is its own reward:)

[scragar]

yup

BUMP

[RedPandaFox]

Down the street, leaching wireless on laptop bump!

[scragar]

bump

[sstusick]

pointless weeeee thread

BUMP

[SanskritFritz]

BUMP, i cant believe, sstusick, you fell for backwards writing :-)

[scragar]

:p


BUMP

[sstusick]

how did I fall for it? wtf

BUMP

[scragar]

rofl, you still don't get it :P

BUMP

[sstusick]

care to explain it.

BUMP

[scragar]

:p .em ot kcab taht daer ot evah dluow enoemos ,yawyna seod ti kniht I .sdnats tnioP .llits tub ,ti sniur adnik taht os ,gninaem lanigiro eht fo ,erom ton fi ,flah sesol taht gnisarhparap diputs emos eb syawla tsomla lliw ti taht snaem hcihw ,ti tuoba esle enoemos llet ot gniog si enoemos tbuod on ecnis ,yawyna ti fo gnisarhparap a ro ,syas siht tahw wonk t'nod uoy fi toidi na ruoY

PMUB

You understand yet?

BUMP

[sstusick]

Isn't that the post I said it was too long to read?

It still is too long.

BUMP

[scragar]

take just a little bit of effort.

BUMP

[sstusick]

an effort that should be put toward BUMPing!

[scragar]

I guess it's true then :P

BUMP

[Canis familiaris]

BUMP!

__________________
Apple Zealot | Microsoft Office User | Ignorer of Linux

[scragar]

Your an idiot if you don't know what this says, or a paraphrasing of it anyway, since no doubt someone is going to tell someone else about it, which means that it will almost always be some stupid paraphrasing that loses half, if not more, of the original meaning, so that kinda ruins it, but still. Point stands. I think it does anyway, someone would have to read that back to me.
you get it now slowcoach?

BUMP

[Canis familiaris]

__________________
bump

[scragar]

__________________
I think anurag_panda needs to stop this#

BUMP

[total wormage]

BUMP

(we should get a bump smilie)

[sstusick]

bump

[Canis familiaris]

__________________
BUMP! */me doesn't stop*

[scragar]

bump

[Canis familiaris]

BUMP

__________________
<insert signature here />

[scragar]

Bump

[lukjad007]

!PMUB ?yadot enoyreve si woH !gninirom dooG

[sstusick]

bump

[lukjad007]

!PMUB !eof dlo ym gninrom dooG

[sstusick]

bump

[lukjad007]

!PMUB ?yadot uoy era woH

[sstusick]

bump

[lukjad007]

!PMUB !yaw taht eB !eniF

[sstusick]

bump

[Bliepo32]

Bump

[sstusick]

bump

[sisco311]

bump

[starcannon]

For all you do, this BUMP's for You!

[pi.boy.travis]

alpha 5 BUMP

[lukjad007]

!PMUB eht od s'teL

[sisco311]

bump

[lukjad007]

!osatsetop tse ODNOT

[Canis familiaris]

Bump

[sisco311]

bump

[lukjad007]

!ODNOT .anitaL atcid is aroitrof atcid ainmO

[sisco311]

bump

[Canis familiaris]

BUMP!
__________________
Microsoft Fanboy | MS-DOS User | Linux Hater
* Steve Ballmer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Ballmer) = GOD (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God) | Bill Gates (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Gates) = GOD (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God) *

http://www.freewebs.com/wwa1984/Signiture/dos.gif

[lukjad007]

!odnoT

[god0fgod]

Waste of server usage.

[Canis familiaris]

!odnoT

!hsinapS wonk tnod I !ti potS
!siacnarF elrap eJ

[sisco311]

!odnoT
what? :confused:
bump

[Rocket2DMn]

Backwards type was funny yesterday. Move on, please.

*BUMP!*

[lukjad007]

!hsinapS wonk tnod I !ti potS
!siacnarF elrap eJ

!ODNOT .anitaL atcid is aroitrof atcid ainmO
!hsinapS gnikaeps ton ma I
.siaçnarf ne élrap erocne sap sia'n eJ

[Canis familiaris]

!ODNOT .anitaL atcid is aroitrof atcid ainmO
!hsinapS gnikaeps ton ma I

मुझे आपकी बात समझ नही आई

.siaçnarf ne élrap erocne sap sia'n eJ
ǝɥɔnoq ɐʇ ǝɯɹǝɟ
Backwards type was funny yesterday. Move on, please.

*BUMP!*

ʍɥɐʇ¡

[lukjad007]

.kcab ti ekat I ,os fI ?edur yllaer taht saW !egnoC !elueug aT

[Canis familiaris]

.kcab ti ekat I ,os fI ?edur yllaer taht saW !egnoC !elueug aT

STOP autoReverseBUMPING!!!!

[lukjad007]

?reilrae gniyas saw I tahw tuo erugif uoy diD :SP !PMUB .niarbym ezisrecxe ot dnah yb od I tser ehT .sdrow gnol eseverotua ylno I

[Canis familiaris]

The French one I did but not the Spanish one. I don't know Spanish.

[sisco311]

it was not Spanish
bump

[Canis familiaris]

it was not Spanish
bump

Which language is it then?

BUMP!

[lukjad007]

(!tnih ,tniH) !ODNOT .anitaL atcid is aroitrof atcid ainmO

[scragar]

oh, who cares, pinkies just being annoying.

BUMP

[lukjad007]

!PMUB !stlod uoy nitaL saw tI

[scragar]

who cares,BUMP

[sisco311]

punk
bump

[scragar]

bump

[sisco311]

bump

[scragar]

bump

[Canis familiaris]

Bump!

[scragar]

Bumpy!

[sisco311]

bump

[Burillo]

bump baby bump

[Gen2ly]

The Russians tooks Georgia now they take U.S. tennis bump :(

[scragar]

bump?

[lukjad007]

I take the trouble to make a relatively funny joke in Latin an no one cares. :cry:
Sad BUMP!

[scragar]

poor pinky

BUMP

[Canis familiaris]

poor pinky

BUMP

:lol:

BUMP

[scragar]

??

Bump

[lukjad007]

*Sniff*
Ya mean it?
BUMP!

[scragar]

not a word.

BUMP

[lukjad007]

WhaaaaaaaaaaaaaHAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaHaaaaahaaa!
:'(
I hates yoo!
BUMP!

[Canis familiaris]

WhaaaaaaaaaaaaaHAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaHaaaaahaaa!
:'(
I hates yoo!
BUMP!

*full of rage and hatred*
:twisted:

BUMP

[scragar]

lol BUMP

[Canis familiaris]

Bump

[lukjad007]

D9k34jiwo9jnHJgk
Random BUMP!

[scragar]

that's not random.

BUMP

[Canis familiaris]

D9k34jiwo9jnHJgk
Random BUMP!

Marks: Zero
Grade: F

[-X

BUMP

[scragar]

MUMPs

[lukjad007]

Of course it's random. You cannot prove something isn't random. 1234567890abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz is a possible outcome of a truely random series of letters and numbers.
BUMP!

[scragar]

var letters = 'abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVW XYZ0123456789';
for(var i = Math.random()*1000; i >= 0; i--){
document.write(letters[Math.random()*letters.length]);
}
that's more random than you'll ever be.


BUMP

[schauerlich]

lol wut

[Slug71]

Bumpity Bump BUMP!

[lukjad007]

scragy, I agree with you. I also trust you. I think you are a really smart guy. Out of curiosity, are you single? *flutters eyelashes* BUMP!
Is THAT RANDOM ENOUGH FOR YOU?

[scragar]

Your creepy

Bump

[pp.]

I take the trouble to make a relatively funny joke in Latin an no one cares. :cry:
Sad BUMP!

I would have laughed so hard that my eyes misted with tears had I been able to read your moderately funny latin joke.

[scragar]

bump...

[SanskritFritz]

Excited BUMP :-)

[scragar]

MUMPs

[lukjad007]

46 Minutes BUMP!

[scragar]

bump

[lukjad007]

Plain, simple, unfunny, boring, regular, somewhat long BUMP.

[scragar]

bump?

[lukjad007]

Really plain, simple, unfunny, boring, regular, somewhat longer BUMP.

[scragar]

bump

[sstusick]

bump bump be bump

[scragar]

bump?

[sstusick]

bump!

[lukjad007]

Grrrr! BUMP!
I work for this condo as a gardener. Every week they change the rules as to what I am to do and who is my boss. First I could work for as many hours as was needed, then 10 hours per month. Next month it is 8h 25min. One of the months I was not paid. In one of the more recent permutations of my contract, I my duties were cut to only mowing the grass and raking it. I am not even allowed to water it. Fine. Then there was some damage done to the trees (someone ripped the tree branches off some of the trees) and they call me up to say to stop damaging the trees. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Sorry. I needed to gripe.

[sstusick]

bump

[lukjad007]

Bump!

[sstusick]

beep

[lukjad007]

Those BLEEPin BLEEPs!

[scragar]

Bump!

[lukjad007]

BUMP! How're things at your end?

[sstusick]

bump

[lukjad007]

That good, eh? BUMP!

[SanskritFritz]

Good night, BUMP

[sstusick]

bump

[lukjad007]

Good night, BUMP
Hope you catch a good dream there buddy! BUMP!

[sstusick]

bump

[lukjad007]

Keeping up with the BUMPers!

[sstusick]

bump

[BenAshton24]

Bump :d

[sstusick]

bump!

[lukjad007]

Bashing BUMPs!

[sstusick]

slow bumpers today

BUMP

[lukjad007]

I really don't have much hope of waking up in the morning and catching 10k, do I? BUMP!

[sstusick]

37 bumps to go!

[scragar]

36?

Bump

[indecisive]

Bump

[sstusick]

bump

[sstusick]

...bump?

[niccholaspage]

This is fun



BUMP!

[scragar]

your all so slow.

BUMP

[Rocket2DMn]

I'm very surprised we didn't hit 10k while I was gone. Going to bed soon I think, so I'll probably miss it.

*BUMP!*

[indecisive]

bump

[indecisive]

Together we can get there!

[Rocket2DMn]

I wasn't planning on taking it for myself, it's cooler to let the community have it. I have bump #1 :)

*BUMP!*

[scragar]

MUMPs

[sstusick]

buncha slow bumpers

BUMP

[scragar]

your slow as well.

I was working on something.

BUMP

[Canis familiaris]

BUMP.
I want the 10k

[scragar]

tough, it's mine

BUMP

[Canis familiaris]

Bump!!!!!!!!!!!

[scragar]

MUMPs? no, I don't have mumps.

[Canis familiaris]

BUMP

Racing for 10k

EDIT: You guys are slow

EDIT#2: I suppose I am being too honest of not doing 20 consecutive BUMPs

EDIT#3: You all are too SLOW. :(

[sstusick]

bump

still not at 10k? what's takin you guys?

[Canis familiaris]

Good! I wont mind a Two Horse Race

bUMP

[Rhubarb]

Wake me up when we get to 10k zzZZzz

Bump <--

[Canis familiaris]

Bump!

[sstusick]

bump

[Rhubarb]

Bumpety bump-bump :P

[Canis familiaris]

It's hotting up

BUMP

[Rocket2DMn]

* watches intently *

*BUMP!*

[Rhubarb]

Are we there yet?
Bump?

[Canis familiaris]

* watches intently *

*BUMP!*
BUMP

I suppose you are here to close the thread at 9999.

[Rhubarb]

I suppose you are here to close the thread at 9999.
Just like an annoying progress bar eh?
<bump>

[Rocket2DMn]

I never would have thought this thread would get 10,000 bumps. All in just over a year.

*BUMP!*

[Canis familiaris]

Just like an annoying progress bar eh?
<bump>

lol BUMP

[Rhubarb]

Never underestimate the power of bumping a useless thread.

[gletob]

Bump

[Canis familiaris]

BUMPy!

[Rhubarb]

Muhahawawawahhahahaaha
This might be the 10,000th bump
Kneel down before thee, as I am / may be the god of all things bump.

[really big bump here!]

[Canis familiaris]

Bump!!!!!!!!!

[Canis familiaris]

BUMP for joy

w00t

I won