The BUMP Thread

[tarps87]

Bump, Morning

[jenkinbr]

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[tarps87]

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[sisco311]

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[jenkinbr]

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[tarps87]

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[m_l17]

bump

[sisco311]

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[jenkinbr]

How dare I forget to bump

[jenkinbr]

bump

I never knew about the [indent:] tags :) bump

[tarps87]

Now you do, bump

[jenkinbr]

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[lukjad007]

I went there once, saw how lame it was, and /quit and /neverreturned

:lolflag:

Master Bumpers are always welcome here! (not that we can keep moderators out anyways...)

Well, that's why they are welcomed.

[lukjad007]

BUMPo!

[tarps87]

Bumpe

[jenkinbr]

BUMPo (tm) jenkinbr.ltd
/laughs at war about to begin...
Bump?

[tarps87]

bump

[jenkinbr]

Wish I didn't go to my ethics class

ubmp

[jenkinbr]

Why do I wish that I didn't go to ethics?

[pp.]

boo

[jenkinbr]

bump, not boo

[pp.]

mm?

[jenkinbr]

pp

[pp.]

It's still "pp." to you.

bump

):P

[jenkinbr]

:fool:

[pp.]

Who?

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[lukjad007]

Why do I wish that I didn't go to ethics?
Because the don't teach ethics in the ethics class?
BUMPo! TM of LT inc.

[jenkinbr]

how did I know you would post here after posting "bump, always bump

[jenkinbr]

Because the don't teach ethics in the ethics class?
BUMPo! TM of LT inc.
Exactly - they teach porn (at least that was the subject today)

[pp.]

There's money in porn, the say.

bump

[jenkinbr]

bump

[pp.]

bump

[jenkinbr]

bumpmeh

[pp.]

biu, biu, biu, mp

[lukjad007]

Exactly - they teach porn (at least that was the subject today)
That sounds a lot like my computer class. :P

[jenkinbr]

/me thought that the porn thing might vanish if I dissapeared for a few minutes.

Guess not.

[pp.]

Where - where?

bump

[jenkinbr]

bump

[lukjad007]

BUMP! jenkinbr, you need to learn to use the edit button.

[jenkinbr]

??? bump

[jenkinbr]

5-minute bump

[crazyness003]

20 min bump.

oh and wtf was up with the "you posted 9 images, you are only allowed to post 8.458 images at a time. Please submit bump in orderly fashion. No purchase necessary. See inside of incinerator for details"?

I paraphrased a little.

bump

[crazyness003]

Oh snap, i just realized i have 303 posts! w00t.

bump

[lukjad007]

BUMPi!

[jenkinbr]

WTB?

*runs to check*

meanwhile, Bump!

[jenkinbr]

WTB?

*runs to check*

meanwhile, Bump!
This is what it said:
1. You have included 9 images in your message. You are limited to using 8 images so please go back and correct the problem and then continue again.

Images include use of smilies, the BB code [img] tag and HTML <img> tags. The use of these is all subject to them being enabled by the administrator.::

It said nothing about looking inside packages and the8.43whatever bit.

BTW, I obviously had to remove one of the smiles in that post.

[lukjad007]

Oh snap, i just realized i have 303 posts! w00t.

bump
Cool... so?
BUMP!

[talsemgeest]

BUMP.

OK, now I have to go try to get my computer to boot. It was fine when I went to sleep!

[s.fox]

boing

[talsemgeest]

BUMP.

OK, now I have to go try to get my computer to boot. It was fine when I went to sleep!
BUMP.

OK, have to leave the live cd now...

[crazyness003]

what are you doing?

bump

[talsemgeest]

what are you doing?

bump
Trying to get my computer working, it messed up while I was sleeping.

I've got windows working now, so now off to get ubuntu running...

[crazyness003]

you need any help?

bump

[talsemgeest]

Nah, I think I will just do a reinstall, I have everything backed up already.

[crazyness003]

sweet. bumpo away then

[talsemgeest]

sweet. bumpo away then
Ill do it after lunch...

BUMP

[crazyness003]

its already tomorrow where you are. how weird is that.
And to you, im writing from yesterday.

Time-travel-bump?

[talsemgeest]

its already tomorrow where you are. how weird is that.
And to you, im writing from yesterday.

Time-travel-bump?
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/future.png

[crazyness003]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/future.png
:lolflag:

[s.fox]

boing

[crazyness003]

boop

[talsemgeest]

Bump

[sisco311]

bump

[crazyness003]

wow. slow day bump

[tvtech]

bump

[crazyness003]

bump
hey! you're back. bump

[talsemgeest]

Bump

[crazyness003]

i was gonna bump earlier...but was too lazy to look through my subscriptions

bump

[crazyness003]

did you fix your machine?

bump

[crazyness003]

10 min bump

[talsemgeest]

did you fix your machine?

bump
Still a bit unstable, but at least it turns on.

BUMP

[crazyness003]

do you have an installed OS?

bump

[talsemgeest]

do you have an installed OS?

bump
Just windows right now. Ill be doing ubuntu tomorrow.

[crazyness003]

Just windows right now. Ill be doing ubuntu tomorrow.
NOOOOOO!

meh. its cool. bump ya later, im going to bed

oh and good luck

[sstusick]

long time no bump!

[satanic-yobbo]

time to get bumpy in here ...

[sstusick]

bump

[Benismyhorse]

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[sstusick]

bump

[talsemgeest]

Bump

[sstusick]

bumpo

[talsemgeest]

Bump

[sstusick]

bump

[talsemgeest]

Bump

[sstusick]

bored nbump

[talsemgeest]

Bum{p}

[tarps87]

bump

[talsemgeest]

Bump

[tarps87]

bumping

[talsemgeest]

Bump

[tarps87]

zump

[sstusick]

bumpo

[talsemgeest]

Thump.

[tarps87]

That hurt
Bump

[talsemgeest]

:lolflag:

BUMP

[porchrat]

wow that is a lot of replies...bump

[satanic-yobbo]

el bumpo

[talsemgeest]

Bump

[lukjad007]

Flying Purple People Eater BUMP!

[talsemgeest]

Good night BUMP

[lukjad007]

Good morning BUMP1

[jpmelos]

Bump. Burp!!~

Oh, gee! Sorry. :D

[satanic-yobbo]

head bump...](*,)

[jenkinbr]

My evaluation of the night's events:

its already tomorrow where you are. how weird is that.
And to you, im writing from yesterday.

Time-travel-bump?

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/future.png

:lolflag:

bump

Look who appeared out of thin nothingness only to vanish back into it again.

long time no bump!

You should bump more often - 'twill make it more exciting in here
[oh, wait - you don't want to read all the posts in here even though there hasn't really been all that many lately.]

wow that is a lot of replies...bump

Now click the link in my sig labeled 'stats' and see where you stand compared to the rest of us.
Then (manditory :razz:) read my tutorial on how to bump the bump thread
Finally, start bumping!

Bump. Burp!!~

Oh, gee! Sorry. :D

Back around 20000, Burping was fairly often. (can't remember who it was though)

BUMP!!!

[lukjad007]

School BUMP!

[jenkinbr]

Skhool Sucks bump!

Who's been changing the title again???


Joeb???

:lolflag:

[jenkinbr]

bump

[jenkinbr]

BUMPo (tm) jenkinbr Inc.

[jenkinbr]

bump

[jenkinbr]

Where's the bumpers?

[hatten]

bump

[jenkinbr]

bump
1. This post is a duplicate of a post that you have posted in the last five minutes.
So?

[jenkinbr]

bump
1. This post is a duplicate of a post that you have posted in the last five minutes.
So?
1. This post is a duplicate of a post that you have posted in the last five minutes.
:razz: on you too :razz:

[jenkinbr]

bump
1. This post is a duplicate of a post that you have posted in the last five minutes.
So?
1. This post is a duplicate of a post that you have posted in the last five minutes.
:razz: on you too :razz:
1. This post is a duplicate of a post that you have posted in the last five minutes.
GRRRRBUMP!!!!!! ON YOU!

[jenkinbr]

bump
1. This post is a duplicate of a post that you have posted in the last five minutes.
So?
1. This post is a duplicate of a post that you have posted in the last five minutes.
:razz: on you too :razz:
1. This post is a duplicate of a post that you have posted in the last five minutes.
GRRRRBUMP!!!!!! ON YOU!
1. This post is a duplicate of a post that you have posted in the last five minutes.
I'm getting ANGRY!!!!

[jenkinbr]

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[jenkinbr]

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[lukjad007]

I'm gonna sit right down and write myself a BUMP! And make believe it came, from you.

[jenkinbr]

Bump

[tarps87]

Bump, lukjad007 don't confuse people :)

[lukjad007]

Hwuh? BUMP!

[Lusse]

bumb! :)

[tarps87]

bump

[jenkinbr]

Bnmp

[tarps87]

I'm gonna sit right down and write myself a BUMP! And make believe it came, from you.
Bump, lukjad007 don't confuse people :)
Hwuh? BUMP!

You were trying to confuse jenkinbr

Bump

[jenkinbr]

You were trying to confuse jenkinbr

Bump
Confuse me? I know I didn't post that.

Maybe make others think lukjad was me, but lukjad's avitar looks very different then mine...

bump

[tarps87]

Confuse me? I know I didn't post that.

Maybe make others think lukjad was me, but lukjad's avitar looks very different then mine...

bump

I know lukjad007 :)

[jenkinbr]

big BUMP!

[jpmelos]

LoL... I saw the stats for this post, and I feel terrible now. I'm far far behind xD But I can reach the top! Only about 5k bumps left! :D

Bump!

[tarps87]

You better get bumping :)
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[jenkinbr]

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[jenkinbr]

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[jenkinbr]

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[jenkinbr]

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[jenkinbr]

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[jenkinbr]

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[jenkinbr]

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[jenkinbr]

where'd the bump7ers go?

[jenkinbr]

bump8

[jenkinbr]

I believe an additional webserver was added a few weeks ago (http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=974133), but the database is still being overworked. Just look on the homepage to see how many users are active at any given time, it's enormous.

says the creator of our most favorite thread of all time...

bump9

[jenkinbr]

bump10

[tarps87]

Bump 13059 people

[jenkinbr]

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[-kg-]

Boom...Crash...THUD!

OUCH!! #-o <Is that a bump?>

[lukjad007]

You were trying to confuse jenkinbr

Bump
Dude. Thats a lyric from as song, with the word "BUMP" substituted for the word "letter".

[lukjad007]

BUMPer.

[asker]

BUMP! Ubuntu forums are great!:smile:

[lukjad007]

http://ubuntuforums.org/showpost.php?p=6338409&postcount=15

drubin seems to be wanting to close down the BUMP thread! This is an outrage! Fight for the BUMP thread!

(Keep it light. ;))

[talsemgeest]

http://ubuntuforums.org/showpost.php?p=6338409&postcount=15

drubin seems to be wanting to close down the BUMP thread! This is an outrage! Fight for the BUMP thread!

(Keep it light. ;))
Ive been fighting for it on #ubuntuforums-beginners. I think he wants to get rid of the word association as well.

Morning BUMP.

[jenkinbr]

NOOOOOO!!!

The Word association game has more posts in it!!!
But don't kil that etiere edit: meh, either

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[sisco311]

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[talsemgeest]

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[lukjad007]

Ive been fighting for it on #ubuntuforums-beginners. I think he wants to get rid of the word association as well.

Morning BUMP.
Oh! HE. WILL. PAY! GRRRR! Death to the traitor!

[jenkinbr]

The number of posts that occure in the bump thread, or any thread in the games section for that matter, is probably minimal in comparison to the rest of the forums.

For example, Absolute beginner Talk has a total of 2259 pages at the time of this post, and gets way more attention than the cafe games forum. Many of the general support catigories also have page counts in or near the 1000 range.

However, I don't think the issue has to do with the amount of posts - That should not be an issue. The problem probably has more to do with this:

Currently Active Users: 13361 (948 members and 12413 guests)

That is a lot of active users. I imagine it would be more, but we probably just lost a bunch when the forums started spitting HTTP 502's and 503's (Proxy error and down for maintainance errors, respectively.

And check this out:
Most users ever online was 24,635, 4 Weeks Ago at 12:39 PM.

Talk about a lot of server activity.

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[jenkinbr]

<span>BUMP</span>

[talsemgeest]

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[lukjad007]

BUMP to 502 drubbin page! :twisted:

[jenkinbr]

bump?

[jenkinbr]

Make Him Stop!
Make Him StoP!
MAKE HIM STOP!
Because We Want To BUMP!

[jenkinbr]

Downloading updates bump

[sstusick]

bumpo!

[talsemgeest]

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[sisco311]

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[jenkinbr]

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[jenkinbr]

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[jenkinbr]

anybumpty?

[sstusick]

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[concorde106]

I tink I bumps here... WOW! Tat wuz a big bump!

(By the way... I don't usually spell things this bad!:p)

[sstusick]

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[talsemgeest]

For pinkey's eyes only!

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/your_mom.png

[concorde106]

HAHA! I have viewed that picture even though I wasn't pinky! TAKE THAT, TALSEMGEEST!!!

[pp.]

Oh, btw: BUMP

[talsemgeest]

HAHA! I have viewed that picture even though I wasn't pinky! TAKE THAT, TALSEMGEEST!!!
:lolflag:

BUMP

[jenkinbr]

bumpy

[pp.]

Well, I say -
nothing, actually, as always.

BUMP

[jenkinbr]

For pinkey's eyes only!

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/your_mom.png
XKCD?bump

[concorde106]

*hum to the tune of: "The Wizard of Oz") Bum-bum-bum-bum bum bump bum buuuump! The bumpety bumpety bump!

[jenkinbr]

anybumpty?
Bump I read the cartoon

[jenkinbr]

One more bump before changing computers.... - been on a windows station for a while - time to go to a thin-client that interfaces a vm server running macrohard walls

[talsemgeest]

XKCD?bump
XKCD it is.

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[sstusick]

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[talsemgeest]

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[sstusick]

kump

[jenkinbr]

Sombody turn off the cold bump

[jenkinbr]

Fine, then. I'll bump it for you then. :-P

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[talsemgeest]

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[jenkinbr]

*wonders* who's gonna get 34567*wonders*

[jenkinbr]

/me forgots to bumps the threads

[sstusick]

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[jenkinbr]

#f6f5f0 bump

[jenkinbr]

also know as
BUMP!!!

[talsemgeest]

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[jenkinbr]

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[talsemgeest]

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[jenkinbr]

Now where did that "you know your a geek when" thread go off to?

[sstusick]

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[jenkinbr]

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[jenkinbr]

24,635 <- If you can tell me where this number came from, I'll do a cool bump

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[sstusick]

bumpo

[pcybill]

24,635 <- If you can tell me where this number came from, I'll do a cool bump

bump

Circumference of the earth?

[sstusick]

pump

[jenkinbr]

24,635 <- If you can tell me where this number came from, I'll do a cool bump

bump

Circumference of the earth?

Wrong

Try again.

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[sstusick]

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[jenkinbr]

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[sstusick]

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[jenkinbr]

24,635 <- My offer still stands.

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[sstusick]

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[talsemgeest]

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[jenkinbr]

Thank You LUKJAD!!!!
Nahh. It TOTALLY ROCKS MAN!!! :p

TPBM knows how to use the noparse tags and finds them very useful

:lolflag: HaHaHa - You Can Read This
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[sstusick]

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[talsemgeest]

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[jenkinbr]

Found this in the complete guide to BBCode:

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet

The post is only six minutes old - interesting...

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[sisco311]

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bump0

[jenkinbr]

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[jenkinbr]

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[talsemgeest]

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[sstusick]

4 hours without a bump!?!?

This is INSANITY!!!

[talsemgeest]

Sorry, I was... delayed.

BUMP

[sstusick]

bumpo!

[canoemoose]

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[talsemgeest]

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[sstusick]

Bumpo

[tarps87]

Bump

[sstusick]

pmub

[tarps87]

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[talsemgeest]

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[jenkinbr]

4 hours without a bump!?!?

This is INSANITY!!!

Yes it is. Ya wanna know what else is bad?

It only took me 30 seconds to review all of the nights posts.
That is bad.

BUMP!!!

[tarps87]

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[jenkinbr]

BuMp