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Nekiruhs
July 23rd, 2007, 01:39 PM
I don't know if you guys have ever seen this, but its HILARIOUS!

Read (http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html)

If you guys came up with any more, feel free to post em here.

Dragonbite
July 23rd, 2007, 03:31 PM
I love it! I think I've seen at least 1/2 of those in the movies.:lolflag:

use a name
July 23rd, 2007, 04:02 PM
I will not use plug and socket for my device of evil.

compiledkernel
July 23rd, 2007, 04:26 PM
I will never interrogate my foes in my inner sanctum -- a small hotel outside my borders is just fine.

Tundro Walker
July 24th, 2007, 07:16 AM
Funny how just following OSHA safety rules and avoiding Sexual Harassment can be used for evil as well...LOL!

84. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.

87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.

forrestcupp
July 24th, 2007, 12:35 PM
My additions

* I will never integrate my body with a machine or robot for the purpose of having extra powers unless I am already dying and it is necessary for me to live. If I am forced to do this, I will use Duracell rechargeable batteries.

* I will never inform the media or the White House of my plans for destruction. I'll just destroy without warning.

* I will already be married to a trustworthy woman, thereby negating the possibility of being swayed by a deceptive female. This will also keep me from being pursued by a hero who is trying to save a woman.