I need my account banned

[HopefulUser]

I don't use Linux anymore, it doesn't suit my needs particularly well. Not that I love Windows either, it's just the way things are at the moment. Someday I'll return when things are better.

In the meantime I require my account locked/banned/whatever. If a moderator does not achieve this within 5 minutes of this posting, I shall post goatse/tubgirl everywhere to facilitate this action. Ta.

[KiwiNZ]

Its our policy not to do this

[HopefulUser]

But... the goatse/tubgirl!

Ah well, I don't want to dig up that crud, even my eyes can't handle it. It was an idle threat - I was just hoping someone would freak out enough to honor my request.

****.

Right, I'll just log out and change the password then. You have been spared. :)

[misfitpierce]

some ppl... lol :/

[matthew]

Wow. That's the strangest thing I've seen all day. Is there a full moon out??

[fuscia]

btw, tranny porn is this year's tubgirl.

[FuturePilot]

Wow. That whole thread was a big lol :lolflag:

[hanzj]

OP. Are you serious. Why do you need your account to be banned? Can't you just not use UbuntuForums?

[vwbeamer]

Ubuntu forums are much too powerful for some.

I'm sure he was addicted and desired to go cold turkey.

[vwbeamer]

OMG, i goggled tubgirl.........I need some eye bleach!!!

[speeddemon8803]

I've been here since june of 06...and this is by FAR the ODDEST request I have EVER seen!

[mips]

Is there a full moon out??

Nah, sure I saw something resembling a sickle moon last night...