Please caption this photo.

[Cheese Sandwich]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20070615/2007_06_15t051541_354x450_us_palestinians.jpg

[23meg]

"Yasser Arafat turning in his grave"

[Dirty Ole]

Hello... I need 15 rounds of 70mm, 10 bazookas, 3 anti-tank missiles, 1 strap on timer bomb and a pizza.:D

[koenn]

"Yes, dear .... yes, dear .... yes, dear ..."

[Dragonbite]

".. I'll have that in 30 minutes or less, right?"

[koshatnik]

"Does my bomb look big in this?"

[Tomosaur]

"Mr Anderson, what good is a phone call...if you have no mouth?"

[FuturePilot]

"Don't be messin' with me, I have a very short temper."

:lolflag:

[smoker]

No! i don't want double glazing!:-)

[xpod]

"Put me through to your manager please sir as im telling you theres been a mistake........it was an Ubuntu powered Dell i ordered i can assure you"!!!!

[Seeker84]

Caller: "Do you have prince albert in a can?"
Militant: "Prince al.. who is this?!?!?!?"

[Cheese Sandwich]

"Put me through to your manager please sir as im telling you theres been a mistake........it was an Ubuntu powered Dell i ordered i can assure you"!!!!

"Mister....No, you listen - I am vehemently for FOSS - I like my software to be open source, just like my weaponry!"

[Spr0k3t]

"What do you mean they blew up the death star? Who's they? And what's an aluminum falcon?"

[shen-an-doah]

"Uh, just jeans and my combat vest... Why, what are you wearing?"

[forrestcupp]

"Microsoft tech support. How can I help you?"

[fuscia]

"one with onions and pepperoni and the other with just cheese."

[Cheese Sandwich]

"Microsoft tech support. How can I help you?"

:lol:

Or: "Microsoft legal department. Calls may be monitored. How may I help you?"

[bishop1073]

I've been on hold now for 2 hours with Dell just to ask how to change the screen resolution in Ubuntu. Don't they know that some of us have things to do!

[MellonCollie]

"What do you mean the Counter-Strike themed fancy-dress party has been cancelled?!?!? I've already paid for my f***ing costume!!!"

[Adamant1988]

"im In Ur Houzes Grantin Ur Famahz Amnesty"

"oh Hai U Cant Haz Free Speach Nowz"

[koshatnik]

"What do you mean they blew up the death star? Who's they? And what's an aluminum falcon?"

I love robot chicken

[Jolly-Swagman]

To mister Howard :- No!!! You little short arsed @#%^% im from the I.R.A not the I.R.C (Industrial Relations Commission )

[use a name]

I'll show you women can park cars!

[Rotarychainsaw]

'I put on my robe and wizard hat...'

[Znupi]

'I put on my robe and wizard hat...'
LOL! Love it :D (http://bash.org/?104383)

[jgrabham]

"Dell boy, Its Osama here, got something you might be interested in"

[Tundro Walker]

(learning to use gimp...)

[shen-an-doah]

"So I take off her burkha and I'm like "Holy ****, you're a dude!"... "

[silverglade00]

For the last time... I do NOT want to switch long distance plans!

[FuturePilot]

"I told you pepperoni not sausage!"

"I've already told you you have the wrong number!"

[kamaboko]

"So...Mr. Bush...about that Mission Accomplished statement a few years ago.."

[loell]

so, do we have deal? hurry up, I have to pee.

[steven8]

"I've got my hand on my big gun right now. . ."

[iceportal]

"No, hon. I didn't get the part. Yes, I brought the outfit and prop gun... No... Yeah. Well, they said I didn't look 'authentic' enough. Something about me being too white... Well, tell that to Bush. He was the casting agent..."


<< don't hate me >>

[ButteBlues]

"Uh, just jeans and my combat vest... Why, what are you wearing?"
The thread is won.

End thread.

[gnomeuser]

"... Is this the Nigerian Minister of Finance... I'm calling regarding your offer"

[Spike-X]

"Dave's not here, man..."

[slimdog360]

"I'm a dumb idiot"

[lepz]

Yes mum, I'm having a nice time. The people are real weird and the food sucks but other than that everything has gone off with a bang. ;)

[pmgr33r]

Deer season opens at dawn right?

[-grubby]

"that's nice. Well, I have to go now ninja time you know"

[xyz]

"So what if I like to cross my legs the way Europeans do!"

[mysticrider92]

Little late, but...

"Do you think this vest makes me look fat?"

"Can you hear me now? I just broke into the embassy to use their phone."

"I wonder if the kleenex make me look weak or something..."

[SunnyRabbiera]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20070615/2007_06_15t051541_354x450_us_palestinians.jpg

Hello? Cobra commander?
yes I am inquiring about your catalog offer

[xyz]

Yes Darling...yes! Don't worry I didn't forget to buy the Cartridge Family DVD's.

[lespaul_rentals]

"Oh, uh...yeah, the office has been pretty slow today. Haven't been getting many calls...so, yeah...I'm just keeping busy...working on a project..."