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Cheese Sandwich
May 11th, 2007, 11:48 AM
:!:

http://www.safenow.org/
prizrak
May 11th, 2007, 12:57 PM
Save computer
Chilli Bob
May 12th, 2007, 04:41 AM
:lolflag: The radiation! His crotch! It works on so many levels!:lolflag:

Damn! that was funny!
steven8
May 12th, 2007, 04:54 AM
All were good, but this was my favorite:

If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell.
smoker
May 12th, 2007, 05:01 AM
hmm, it takes real talent to design danger signs with such ambiguity, these guys deserve a medal!
moffatt666
May 12th, 2007, 06:58 AM
Fantastic website! If you like satire then ypu'll probably also like http://www.socialscrutiny.org/
skwishybug
May 12th, 2007, 03:26 PM
:lolflag: "That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don't go there."

THAT is what that door is for!
MonkeyBoy
May 12th, 2007, 03:50 PM
We in the UK all had a little book posted to us by the Government a couple of years ago which can be viewed here (http://www.preparingforemergencies.gov.uk/).

Within a few days some chap had made a parody website which was in the news. I think some ministers asked him to remove it in case it confused us Brits but he refused. View said site here (http://www.preparingforemergencies.co.uk/booklet/prevent.htm).

It sounds like you have something similar over there!
M$LOL
May 12th, 2007, 04:50 PM
Oh, lawlz! Brilliant!
Happy_Man
May 12th, 2007, 05:13 PM
Old, but still classic. Still made me fall out of my chair laughing.
Tundro Walker
May 12th, 2007, 06:21 PM
What's really funny is that the government has become such a lawyer / bureaucratic / politically correct / sue for slander bs nightmare that they have to produce stupid signs like this to dictate common sense.

Seriously, if debris is falling on you (IE: picture of guy practising yoga under desk), are you gonna...

a) run around in it like an idiot
b) look for something to hide under

We're protecting idiots so they can breed, and people who aren't idiots get smart and sue for stupid stuff.

Latest I heard was that the film ratings were going to push for "R" ratings if there's scenes of smoking that isn't periodistic or such. How much common sense crap are they going to rate, legislate, etc until folks finally get tired of it all and tell folks to use their own common sense, or tell parents to look after their own kids.

At least humor hasn't been banned. Seems to be the only way we have of pointing out blatantly stupid things these days.