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rjwood
May 11th, 2007, 12:58 AM
As you may or may not know, a few years back (I don't remember when), a book was published titled "life's little instruction book". It was a cute little book (I have a copy somewhere in the house here), offered for publication by a family who had found mostly random bits of scrap notes and thoughts jotted down by their deceased father on a variety of subjects like tipping restaurant servers and other like subjects we all probably routinely come across daily. So, I thought I would get a little silly and offer some of my own, both serious (A) and not so serious (B). I'm sure you'll get the jist after I post mine. So, here goes...... http://www.thecouchforum.com/templates/default/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

(A)(serious): When shaking hands with another person, look them in the eye and give a firm grip.

(B)( non-serious): Leave the left sock on if you want a boy and, the right for a girl....

xyz
May 14th, 2007, 09:15 AM
A: An apple a day keeps the doctor away

B: A doctor a day brings a bill each day