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March 14th, 2007, 07:06 PM
:lolflag: THIS IS DRIVING ME ABSOLUTELY NUTS. :lolflag:
I've been trying to configure a home server to serve a number of sites (3) I have from Dyndns. No word of a lie when I say I've been attempting this for months during which time it has consumed my whole life. I’ve not washed for months and I’ve started to hum and my underwear makes its own way to the already overflowing washing basket and strange little insects have started to appear all over the walls; darting about in all directions and they sing silly little songs to me and and and.
Had it working under Fedora 6 but wanted to change to Ubuntu (6.10) and it's made me completely mad... yes, I've become quite mad. Hee Hee Hee Haa Haa Haa! Yes mad. Ubuntu is responsible for sending me mad and my psychiatric team charged with my case/case want to know where Mark Shuttleworth lives so they can send him the bill. I’m now completely BONkers!!!
Followed the instructions outlined here: http://www.howtoforge.com/perfect_setup_ubuntu_6.10
As setting up a LAMP server from the default installation would be far too easy and boring!
I did not install ispconfig because it would be a waste of time and resources for me and besides it looks like shite (I can write words like that now because I’m now completely mad). I did not do any of the configs for the ispconfig install.
Installed phpMyAdmin and then webmin – phpMyAdmin worked to start with but now does not work (load via the brower).
I’ve tried editing the httpd.conf and sites-available and it driving me nuts. I remember having it working first go on Fedora but Ubuntu (debuntu) has now claimed my sanity.
I’ve tried many, many different configurations meaning server1.****.****.local or dev to the server100.****.com I’ve got from Dyndns.org. I’ve nearly worn out the cdrom drive with the amount of times I’ve installed a fresh copy of ubuntu 6.06.1 and 6.10.
I’ve now been Sectioned under the Mental Health Act. The only way I can get off this section is either by lots of sheets being knotted together, a file being secreted in a cake or by someone helping me out with this problem. Help me please someone, help me please. Get me out of this awful place.
Router is configured correctly: dyndns.org – user and pass – server100.****.com.
ddclient is installed and configured and started at boot as with all other relevant modules..
Setup different users for each web site – setup virtual servers for each web site – setup proftpd for each web site and the bbloodyy thing (site) still does not load.
And before you ask my ISP does not block any relevant ports…yes, port 80 is open. Can ping, set permissions to 777 and web dirs are under /var/www.
:guitar: IS THERE ANY HELP OUT THERE PLEEEEEEEEEASE :guitar:
PS I'll even sing for you.
I've been trying to configure a home server to serve a number of sites (3) I have from Dyndns. No word of a lie when I say I've been attempting this for months during which time it has consumed my whole life. I’ve not washed for months and I’ve started to hum and my underwear makes its own way to the already overflowing washing basket and strange little insects have started to appear all over the walls; darting about in all directions and they sing silly little songs to me and and and.
Had it working under Fedora 6 but wanted to change to Ubuntu (6.10) and it's made me completely mad... yes, I've become quite mad. Hee Hee Hee Haa Haa Haa! Yes mad. Ubuntu is responsible for sending me mad and my psychiatric team charged with my case/case want to know where Mark Shuttleworth lives so they can send him the bill. I’m now completely BONkers!!!
Followed the instructions outlined here: http://www.howtoforge.com/perfect_setup_ubuntu_6.10
As setting up a LAMP server from the default installation would be far too easy and boring!
I did not install ispconfig because it would be a waste of time and resources for me and besides it looks like shite (I can write words like that now because I’m now completely mad). I did not do any of the configs for the ispconfig install.
Installed phpMyAdmin and then webmin – phpMyAdmin worked to start with but now does not work (load via the brower).
I’ve tried editing the httpd.conf and sites-available and it driving me nuts. I remember having it working first go on Fedora but Ubuntu (debuntu) has now claimed my sanity.
I’ve tried many, many different configurations meaning server1.****.****.local or dev to the server100.****.com I’ve got from Dyndns.org. I’ve nearly worn out the cdrom drive with the amount of times I’ve installed a fresh copy of ubuntu 6.06.1 and 6.10.
I’ve now been Sectioned under the Mental Health Act. The only way I can get off this section is either by lots of sheets being knotted together, a file being secreted in a cake or by someone helping me out with this problem. Help me please someone, help me please. Get me out of this awful place.
Router is configured correctly: dyndns.org – user and pass – server100.****.com.
ddclient is installed and configured and started at boot as with all other relevant modules..
Setup different users for each web site – setup virtual servers for each web site – setup proftpd for each web site and the bbloodyy thing (site) still does not load.
And before you ask my ISP does not block any relevant ports…yes, port 80 is open. Can ping, set permissions to 777 and web dirs are under /var/www.
:guitar: IS THERE ANY HELP OUT THERE PLEEEEEEEEEASE :guitar:
PS I'll even sing for you.