Ode to Ubuntu (poem)

[Psquared]

Ode to Ubuntu

I love your brown human theme,
and your smoothgnome scheme.
Your menu apps thrill me most
on the forum I must post.

Windows can never match you,
In Redmond they just sue you.
It takes them years to code,
and that they probably stole.

Then viruses they attack,
and hackers bring their hack.
A Trojan horse will soon get in,
and break your box again.

Workgroups started it all,
then 95 came one fall.
98 was supposed to be the best,
but it was buggy like all the rest.

So out came the second edition,
to improve your pc's condition.
But ME was right behind,
then XP came down the line.

Now longhorn is riding into town,
but it looks more like a clown.
While Gates looks like lead,
Ubuntu Linux moves ahead.

[oddabe19]

:mrgreen:

[jdodson]

cool.

[BWF89]

Nice.

[akurashy]

really nice :D

[rublind]

Very nice, write more. :)

[somuchfortheafter]

[jazz snaps]:)[/jazz snaps]

[poofyhairguy]

The distro Mandriva,
thought it could win
the top distrowatch ranking
once again.

But then came Ubuntu
And Mandriva fell
even though both distros
have seen their popularity swell

Ubuntu, child of Debian
works better than the rest
and unlike its parent
time it does not test

Six months a new copy
With new apps for you
I kinda makes you wonder
"How can Longhorn ever pull though?"

Edit: This is fun!!!!

[rublind]

[jazz snaps]:)[/jazz snaps]
Here here, for both poems.

I'd write one if my English wasn't so craptastic. :P

[Brunellus]

Ubuntu Linux:
Using it is as easy
As writing haiku.

[james_mad]

Very Nice, both of you. http://ubuntuforums.org/images/smilies/eusa_clap.gif http://ubuntuforums.org/images/smilies/eusa_clap.gif http://ubuntuforums.org/images/smilies/eusa_clap.gif

[Psquared]

Thank you. Next I will write a poem in tribute to all the volunteers on this board who spend their time helping others. :razz:

[escuchamezz]

Verse
In my country there is problem,
And that problem is transport.
It take very very long,
Because Kazakhstan is big.



Chorus 1
Throw transport down the well (repeat line)
So my country can be free (repeat line)
We must make travel easy (repeat line)
Then well have a big party (repeat line)



Verse 2
In my country there is problem
And that problem is Microsoft
They take everybody money
And they never give it back



Chorus 2
Throw bill gates down the well (repeat line)
So my country can be free (repeat line)
You must grab him by his horns (repeat line)
Then we have a big party (repeat line)



Verse 3
If you see bill gates coming
You must be carefull of his teeth
You must grab him by his money
And I tell you what to do

Everybody!

Throw bill gates down the well (repeat line)
So my country can be free (repeat line)
You must grab him by his horns (repeat line)
Then we have a big party (repeat line)

Throw bill gates down the well (repeat line)
So my country can be free (repeat line)
You must grab him by his horns (repeat line)
Then we have a biggggggg partyyyyyyy!



[ripping off ali g]

[poofyhairguy]

Ali G. is so funny.

[rublind]

Yeah, when's the new season (if there is one) startin'?

[cmkrause]

These are great poems. I am reciting these poems for a literature class. WOOT! for being geeky even in an english class!

[amitabhishek]

+1 & lol :)

[CJ Master]

Ubuntu doesn't
frusterate me tons,
like M.S. Windows.