AH-HA , Now this one is freakin hilarious , A new linux OS...

[SoundMachine]

Tinkerbell Linux (http://www.bbspot.com/News/2006/08/paris-hilton-tinkerbell-linux.html)

[lkh]

Tinkerbell Linux is based on Slutware Linux and will be distributed on Paris Hilton's next music CD entitled "Crontab for Love."


ROTFL

[slimdog360]

"Like its creator it has a flashy and highly polished feel to it while remaining easily accessible - both front-end and back-end."

ahahhahaahaaaahahaaaaa

[SoundMachine]

I like how the picture chop leaves her gripping her own boob. :D

[BuffaloX]

No I'm not going to try it, it's based on slutware, which isn't a widely accepted distro, because it's vulnerable to viruses, and is known to be unstable and unreliable.

[Castar]

Hilarious :D

[jeffc313]

lol, i had a good laugh at that. I find it funny that parishilton.com does run Linux/Apache. Surprised that she went with slutware instead of redhat:D

Apache/2.0.46 (Red Hat) Server at www.parishilton.com Port 80

[SoundMachine]

No I'm not going to try it, it's based on slutware, which isn't a widely accepted distro, because it's vulnerable to viruses, and is known to be unstable and unreliable.

I've used slutware a lot, as long as you use WrapIt it's ok. ;)

[BuffaloX]

I've used slutware a lot, as long as you use WrapIt it's ok. ;)

Yah you definately need WrapIt, or you are in for all kind of trouble. :D

[Brunellus]

I've used slutware a lot, as long as you use WrapIt it's ok. ;)
Package management is SO important these days.

[SoundMachine]

LMAO, this thread went from funny to hilarious fairly quickly. :D

[BuffaloX]

I've used slutware a lot, as long as you use WrapIt it's ok. ;)

You should also be aware, Wrapit only protects against infections, it does not solve the problems regarding stability and realiability. Also WrapIt may break, leaving you open to infections.

[SoundMachine]

You should also be aware, Wrapit only protects against infections, it does not solve the problems regarding stability and realiability. Also WrapIt may break, leaving you open to infections.

I've been using WrapIt for 12 years without any problems, now i've upgraded to a non-licenced version of stable GBR-GF.

So far, without a few inconsistencies it's working great. I also introduced a spiral based security system that protects us from unwanted childprocesses.

[taurus]

Does it mean that I have to use a night vision goggle to see it? :twisted:

[SoundMachine]

Does it mean that I have to use a night vision goggle to see it? :twisted:

Depends on what you are willing to pay. :D

[BWF89]

Also in the news.

Linux developer gets laid http://www.bbspot.com/News/2000/9/linux_laid.html

[jeffc313]

This is the third such occurrence for Linux developers since 1991.
looks like ill have to quit developing linux apps. just forget about kernel hacking:mad:

[RAV TUX]

I tried the Ttinkerbell Linux distro but when ever I played video it was in a strange green color....odd.

[SoundMachine]

I tried the Ttinkerbell Linux distro but when ever I played video it was in a strange green color....odd.


ROTFLMAO!

Oh, and we are horrible horrible people for knowing what that means, now we must repent, i'll spank her first. :D

[SoundMachine]

Also in the news.

Linux developer gets laid http://www.bbspot.com/News/2000/9/linux_laid.html

IT COULD HAVE BEEN ME! oh wait... it was. :S

[RAV TUX]

ROTFLMAO!

Oh, and we are horrible horrible people for knowing what that means, now we must repent, i'll spank her first. :D

I think we should contact her, she would make an excellent Linux spokesperson, a positive asset for us all:p....and I hear she washes cars too.

[SoundMachine]

I think we should contact her, she would make an excellent Linux spokesperson, a positive asset for us all:p

"um like, linux, it's like, um the bestest"

Earlier at the hotelroom giving her a 360 spin of methbase and coke.

WHOA, what was that... that medear, we call that Linux.

I don't think it would be all that hard. :D

AND NO PUN INTENDED THIS TIME! Or... maybe a bit.

[SoundMachine]

Well, i hope she does spring cleaning, cuz my springs are getting dirty.

[RAV TUX]

"um like, linux, it's like, um the bestest"

Earlier at the hotelroom giving her a 360 spin of methbase and coke.

WHOA, what was that... that medear, we call that Linux.

I don't think it would be all that hard. :D

AND NO PUN INTENDED THIS TIME! Or... maybe a bit.

That would be hillarious,...some kind of spoof with the cell phone would be cool.....change the dialog to no worries it's powered by Linux

[mrgnash]

Sexist tripe.

[SoundMachine]

Sexist tripe.

I'm sorry but it is not, Paris Hilton is very much a public person and man or woman, you get what you put out there.

Now if i had said something about women as a sex, then it would have been sexist, but since neither the article nor any posters here did, it isn't sexist (umless you are trying to infer that PH is the third sex).

[mrgnash]

No I'm not going to try it, it's based on slutware, which isn't a widely accepted distro, because it's vulnerable to viruses, and is known to be unstable and unreliable.

lol, i had a good laugh at that. I find it funny that parishilton.com does run Linux/Apache. Surprised that she went with slutware instead of redhat

I've used slutware a lot, as long as you use WrapIt it's ok.

The very term '****' is sexist, because it is a judgement based on a gender double standard. For instance, other 'public [people]' who have been intimate with a number of partners (or have at least attracted/cultivated such a reputation), such as Gerard Depardieu or Sean Connery are not labelled with pejoratives such as '****' or '*****.' Why? Because belonging to the male gender means that their sexual encounters are seen as 'conquests' which speak to their charm and virility. The 'conquered' on the other hand, - the women - are seen to have been compromised in some way and are hence stigmatised. Unequal binary labelling such as this, and the mentality operating behind it, is the very definition of sexism.

[jeffc313]

@mrgnash the article says exactly this
Tinkerbell Linux is based on Slutware Linux and will be distributed on Paris Hilton's next music CD entitled "Crontab for Love." Until then the distribution can be downloaded from http://www.parishilton.com/tinkerbell/.
I can appreciate your concern, but it is simply taking words straight out of the article

[mrgnash]

I am well aware of that. But the behaviour in this thread was hardly a matter of 'simply taking words straight out of the article.' The words in the article were incorporated into new jokes or evaluative statements, they were not simply directly quoted without any contextualization whatsoever. And by doing so, and in assuming the same attitudes of the article itself rather than reproving them, you signal what might be very charitably called 'tacit approval.'

[Mr.Random]

What is Tinkerbell Linux?

Se nella vita si trova una compagna bisogna esserle fedeli... Nel mio caso grati...

(\ /)
(O.o)
(> <)
This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination.

[Brunellus]

I'm moving this thread to the backyard. Carry on, or not, as you will.

[BuffaloX]

I am well aware of that. But the behaviour in this thread was hardly a matter of 'simply taking words straight out of the article.' The words in the article were incorporated into new jokes or evaluative statements, they were not simply directly quoted without any contextualization whatsoever. And by doing so, and in assuming the same attitudes of the article itself rather than reproving them, you signal what might be very charitably called 'tacit approval.'

The reason it's funny, is because it relates to slack, so it sounds almost like a real distro, but on the other hand it is far out.
But at least you identified it as a joke.

And yes to some degree I aprove of the artcle, I don't like the attitude some people have, about the only thing that matters, is how you look. To the degree, that many people feel they need plastic surgery, to look good enough to be accepted.

[BuffaloX]

Just had a little talk with my wife, she actually found it funny too.

[mrgnash]

I'm moving this thread to the backyard. Carry on, or not, as you will.

Pathetic.

[BuffaloX]

Pathetic.

Hmmm. Now that's not very nice.

[SoundMachine]

The very term '****' is sexist, because it is a judgement based on a gender double standard. For instance, other 'public [people]' who have been intimate with a number of partners (or have at least attracted/cultivated such a reputation), such as Gerard Depardieu or Sean Connery are not labelled with pejoratives such as '****' or '*****.' Why? Because belonging to the male gender means that their sexual encounters are seen as 'conquests' which speak to their charm and virility. The 'conquered' on the other hand, - the women - are seen to have been compromised in some way and are hence stigmatised. Unequal binary labelling such as this, and the mentality operating behind it, is the very definition of sexism.

Wouldn't my inference to having used slutware a lot make ME the ****?

Or are you the one so locked into your sexist thinking that you can't imagine such a thing?

And your entire line of thinking just confirms what thought, that you see women as "conquests" speaks volumes of how you think, just realize that not everyone is a narrowminded as you are.

[jason.b.c]

It's called Tinkerbell Linux .....:lol: :lol: :lol: \\:D/

http://bbspot.com/News/2006/08/paris-hilton-tinkerbell-linux.html

Tinkerbell Linux is based on Slutware Linux and will be distributed on Paris Hilton's next music CD entitled "Crontab for Love." Until then the distribution can be downloaded from http://www.parishilton.com/tinkerbell/.



Now thats funny........:-D

[aysiu]

So, anyone tried Tinkerbell Linux? (http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=248426)

[Demio]

Sorry to burst your bubble buddy, but it's already been posted - http://www.ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=250974

[jason.b.c]

Oh Crap...!!! , How was i supposed to know..?

[Adrenal]

Oh Crap...!!! , How was i supposed to know..?
...If only there were some form of search function on these forums...

[djsroknrol]

That's odd...there was a search function for new posts above the title box not too long ago...where did it go?

[Lord Illidan]

Old news..:-k

[Brunellus]

threads have been merged.

[srt4play]

I am well aware of that. But the behaviour in this thread was hardly a matter of 'simply taking words straight out of the article.' The words in the article were incorporated into new jokes or evaluative statements, they were not simply directly quoted without any contextualization whatsoever. And by doing so, and in assuming the same attitudes of the article itself rather than reproving them, you signal what might be very charitably called 'tacit approval.'

POOP.

People Offended by Offended People.

I'm a member, you should be too.

[cstudent]

That's hot.

[BrokeBody]

http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2006/08/paris_hilton_tux.jpg

http://www.paris-hilton-hottest-pictures.com/paris_hilton093.jpg

[Saatii]

"this software is no dog! Like its creator it has a flashy and highly polished feel to it while remaining easily accessible - both front-end and back-end."

A bit further:

Many Linux users said they appreciate the exposure a star like Paris Hilton can give to the Linux movement, and added that they can "appreciate someone who can compile without panties on."

This is the third such occurrence for Linux developers since 1991.
(BBSpot (http://www.bbspot.com/News/2000/9/linux_laid.html)about Linux Developer getting laid)


"Wouldn't that be a bit of a contradiction..?" Well not if you apt-get some Wind-Ho's.

[regomodo]

A bit further:




(BBSpot (http://www.bbspot.com/News/2000/9/linux_laid.html)about Linux Developer getting laid)


"Wouldn't that be a bit of a contradiction..?" Well not if you apt-get some Wind-Ho's.

wow! This may be the oldest necrobump i've seen in a long time. Congrats!

[aimran]

I've seen 2005 threads necromanced on

[K.Mandla]

As bizarre and pointless as it might sound, this one is being sent to Other OS Talk. Just because.

[chris4585]

i thought the "slutware" part was funny

[chris4585]

As bizarre and pointless as it might sound, this one is being sent to Other OS Talk. Just because.

lmao, too funny

[DouglasAWh]

i thought the "slutware" part was funny

Why not slutware? There's Ubuntu Satanic Edition. I'm actually kinda surprised something of this nature doesn't exist...or maybe it does somewhere.

[vishzilla]

::lolflag:

[oomingmak]

Also in the news.

Linux developer gets laid http://www.bbspot.com/News/2000/9/linux_laid.html
"Win-Ho's"

:lolflag:

[LinuxGuy1234]

Hm... doesn't seen like it. Now it's on a CD called "Crontab for Love".

Talking about /etc/crontab IS NOT related to the CD. But, as the Linux world goes around, I talk about it (Tinkerball Linux) as "Slutware with a topping of Paris Hiltion." (This is not about poltics in the US)