Post About "Almost Empty Ketchup"

[chessnerd]

A search for "almost empty ketchup" (with or without quotes) on the forums here produces zero hits (until now, of course).

Everyone has had the experience of an almost empty ketchup bottle. It is one of man's greatest frustrations. Yet no one seems to post about it here.

So, here's the game:

Casually use the phrase "almost empty ketchup" in a thread here on the forums. The goal is to have 100 different threads have a reference to this phenomenon.

When you post, repost your post here and then give a link to the thread you posted. Soon, a UF search for "almost empty ketchup" will yield many results.

Also, try not to randomly just post "almost empty ketchup." Be clever. Use it as a metaphor or something.

Ex. This situation reminds me of almost empty ketchup. Fighting only seems to make it worse. So being patient is the only way to get what you want...

My first thread is, well, this one. :D


(If you are wondering why I chose "almost empty ketchup" the answer is that it yielded no results in a search, it's something people know about, and I posted about this at 3:30 in the morning. :))

[thomas144]

For some reason, almost empty ketchup only yields this forum. I mentioned almost empty ketchup somewhere else. Try searching for empty ketchup.

[solitaire]

I never have this problem.....
I use Brown Sauce not Tomato sauce!
^_^

[sqrooup]

Prefer Peri-peri sauce myself

[julio_cortez]

This (http://ubuntuforums.org/showpost.php?p=9388374&postcount=9017).

[yetiman64]

Then 4 posts after julio_cortez this one (http://ubuntuforums.org/showpost.php?p=9388444&postcount=9020) , which got me banned by sqrooup
Re: Ban The User Above You.
Banned for pornography
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Very funny Scotty! Now beam down my clothes!

[sqrooup]

Tee Hee Hee!

[CompyTheInsane]

Almost Empty Ketchup is up for a challenge (http://ubuntuforums.org/showpost.php?p=9418251&postcount=280)

[Austin25]

So right now we're at 3. And we've been at it for 2 weeks? HELLO?
edit: didn't search exact, we have 10 hits. but still?

[Austin25]

Here (http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?p=9432036#post9432036) you go.

[julio_cortez]

Almost empth ketchup strikes again: here (http://ubuntuforums.org/showpost.php?p=9434999&postcount=192)!!

[julio_cortez]

This thread looks kind of dead, doesn't it?
http://ubuntuforums.org/showpost.php?p=9464337&postcount=11

[ubunterooster]

I guess I'll start posting here too.

[quirkification]

almost feels like cheating... TLA (http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=1483466)
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs047.snc3/13438_437481258967_658848967_5786155_3432405_n.jpg

[jetsam]

The AEK has conquered another gaming thread here. (http://ubuntuforums.org/showpost.php?p=9458843&postcount=851)

What's needed is someone to make a server out of an almost empty ketchup bottle.

[ubunterooster]

that picture is missing an almost empty ketchup bottle
lol

[sqrooup]

Got one in the Un-Banning game (http://ubuntuforums.org/showpost.php?p=9470264&postcount=28)

[Austin25]

I said it in #ubuntu-offtopic on freenode, but I guess that doesn't count.

[sqrooup]

I tried it earlier; putting it in your signature does not work!

[CompyTheInsane]

I found another instance of Almost Empty Kelchup here (http://ubuntuforums.org/showpost.php?p=9385894&postcount=221)

[julio_cortez]

Can I guess the name of the next poster (http://ubuntuforums.org/showpost.php?p=9504385&postcount=1032)?

[chessnerd]

Cookies, almost empty ketchup, and losing the Game... Oh my! (http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?p=9528742#post9528742)

[ubunterooster]

http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?p=9590489#post9590489

[sqrooup]

Alphabet with pictures (http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=1535350&page=3)

[julio_cortez]

The ongoing story of tux (http://ubuntuforums.org/showpost.php?p=9796887&postcount=318).

[quirkification]

Off topic game...it was related and not just posted (http://ubuntuforums.org/showpost.php?p=9869700&postcount=3514)

[ubunterooster]

http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?p=9966493

[thomas144]

Hey guys! We're the number one hit on Google for Almost empty ketchup! Awesome!
:razz::D:razz:

[CompyTheInsane]

A bottle of Almost Empty Ketchup was all that I was able to see here (http://ubuntuforums.org/showpost.php?p=10132196&postcount=12)