QUIZ: What IS your name?

[Jpenguin]

Answer the last question asked, and post an equally stupid (and easy) question

Jpenguin

Is there a 4th of July in Brittan?

[sqrooup]

Yes, and a 5th July, and a 6th July,...

Is the Pope Catholic?

[v1ad]

yes the pope is Catholic.

does a pound of gold Weight more than a pound of Feathers?

[Endomancer]

Id say they are a close match

Is hydrogen oxide safe to drink?

[lisati]

Is hydrogen oxide safe to drink?
Yes, but what about dihydro monoxide?

[Grenage]

Shouldn't that be Dihydrogen Monoxide?

Edit: beaten to it.

[wilee-nilee]

If a tree falls in the woods does it happen in sync in another universe backwards.

[ubunterooster]

@lisati: depends, many get hurt by drinking it at nonoptimal temperatures.
@wilee: Um, that depends on what type of alternate universe it is. It could be: 1, a complete parrallel in which the answer is yes; 2, a desrever universe, yes; 3, a d!$〒0r〒ëd universe has broccoli instead of trees.

Do you like gum?

[jetsam]

Yes.

If a tree falls in the forest, how do you know if the foliage, the sap, or the roots are safe to consume?

[wilee-nilee]

I like my broccoli with cheese is that wrong?

[pricetech]

No, it not wrong to like broccoli with cheese.

If a man makes a statement in the middle of the forest and there's no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong ????

[wilee-nilee]

No, it not wrong to like broccoli with cheese.

If a man makes a statement in the middle of the forest and there's no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong ????

But will his mother always know what he's done?

[jetsam]

There's almost always something female in a forest, but almost none of them speak human talk. So.... moving on.

Um... describe the noise your computer makes when it's idleing. Use funny noises and then type something like them so we can read your computer whir.

[ubunterooster]

@jetsam1: eat them; wait a week. "hey! It is safe to eat.
@wilee: moms always know [gulp]
@jetsam2: "Ummmmmmmm" [think "similar the THX sound"]

[jetsam]

If I get close enough to mine and squint, I can hear the ocean. Hudson Bay comes to mind, but it's a few blocks away.

Same question now. Does your computer whir? If so, describe the whir.

[pricetech]

Mine sounds like a blacksmithing jamboree.

[jetsam]

Is your hard drive failing?

[ubunterooster]

HDD no. MOBO, yes. :-(
Do your feet stink?

[pricetech]

Nope, but I did smell a hint of ozone earlier today. Probably not related.

[Jpenguin]

What do people in China call their good plates?

[ubunterooster]

HDD no. MOBO, yes. :-(
Do your feet stink?
MOBO is dead :-(
They call the plates, "ooh, that looks good"
TPBM likes to eat?

[jetsam]

I like food! Sometimes I also like to eat, but sometimes I'm full or nauseated.

Uh. Two chocies of tea are available: Assam or Green. Which do you prefer? Also, how many lumps?

[Endomancer]

Checks behind jetsam.... good, no rubber mallet. 2 please


Photosynthesis is the photochemical reaction where plants use sunlight as a catalyst in food production, What is the name for the photochemical reaction in humans where sunlight is the catalyst in producing vitamin D?

[audiomick]

Fermentation? No wait, that is beer.
I think the answer is in here somewhere
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitamin_D
but I can't make head or tail of it at this time of night...

What is the flight velocity of a sparrow?

[lisati]

Do your feet stink?
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you're probably upside down.... :)

What is the flight velocity of a sparrow?
African or European?
No wait.... that's swallows.

[4pr1l]

...flight velocity... : roast beef

one question i cannot answer so please help:

WHERE IS MY BEER ??

[petrol station is no valid answer]

[Jpenguin]

...flight velocity... : roast beef

one question i cannot answer so please help:

WHERE IS MY BEER ??

[petrol station is no valid answer]
he (http://www.mybeerquest.com)re (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://blog.timesunion.com/saratogaseen/files/2008/04/beer.jpg&imgrefurl=http://blog.timesunion.com/saratogaseen/date/2008/04/&usg=__JQ0dgXstxYpO1hMN-pMHTNnQXdM=&h=300&w=300&sz=19&hl=en&start=2&sig2=m4Huq0t9wUh_MjGtccslPg&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=Xv-jRdoSuTefnM:&tbnh=116&tbnw=116&prev=/images%3Fq%3DBEER%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfi refox-a%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26tbs%3Disch:1&ei=fG7XS87TCoGdlgeU0NXpAw)


If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

[4pr1l]

..baby oil ?
how easy.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naga_Jolokia_pepper

are there coffeebreaks in a teafactory??

[jetsam]

Fermentation? No wait, that is beer.
I think the answer is in here somewhere
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitamin_D
but I can't make head or tail of it at this time of night...

What is the flight velocity of a sparrow?

Metabolationism.

Which sparrow: dolly, dotty, donny, dipper, doffer, or d'albert?

Surely you don't mean Sweepy Toddles?

[audiomick]

Not babies...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_oil

Where is my beer?

[jetsam]

You must have finished it. Check under the stairs. If it's not there, dunno what to suggest... got any change lying around?

Uh... The bread in the pantry might be fermented by now. I'd avoid that if I were you. Really: fungus is the great recycler in more ways than one (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxicology).

So. Bass Ale? It's in the fridge.

[Jpenguin]

If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu, what would you get?

[ubunterooster]

Shtdog? Oh, a puppy. Yeah they do that a lot.
Have you ever killed a Win install accidentally?

[jetsam]

Accidentally accidentally I've had a hard drive die.

Accidentally on purpose I've taken systems out of service, but only systems I owned.

Truly accidentally... well. Let's keep philosophy out of this.

Maliciously, no. Bitter words, farewell gestures, and parting shots can leave a trail far beyond a minor act of sabotage.

Also, I hate leaving stuff behind.

P.S. People have been doing this forever. It's called "Leaving in a huff," or "Quitting the job," or Burning the house down," or... Read more than the cliff notes, and it's all in shakespeare. The odd distant reconnection...

Back to philosophy again, but let's keep philosophy out of this.

[Jpenguin]

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

[jetsam]

No idea, but she was very likely on the continent that was or became Africa.

[ubunterooster]

Do ya'll like havin' theim thar eyes?0_o

[jetsam]

Absolutely. The only problem is that we're never satisfied.

-<nibbles>-

Tastes like chicken.

<flees>

[ubunterooster]

Have you ever been bitten by flees?

[jetsam]

All the nerfing time.

Ever lost a house pet?

[ubunterooster]

We've lost 5 dogs and countless cats.
Do ducks count as house pets?

[jetsam]

Yes if you keep them/
No if you eat them/
Maybe if you just let 'em stay in the backyard and they volunteer.

Um... Cream or sugar?

[ubunterooster]

Yes! Plenty.
butter or gravy?

[jetsam]

In moderation.

Losing or gaining?

[Jpenguin]

both...

What do you say when God sneezes?

[jetsam]

"There aren't any athiests in a mucus barrage."

Um... What's up, doc?

[ubunterooster]

"Your weight, blood pressure....pretty much everything but bank acct. :D This way please"

Why is the penguin "angry and charging you at 100mph"?

[jetsam]

I don't think I WANT that Ice Cream Van, man...

Frozen Yogurt or Soy?

P.S. The good stuff is based on an old French Recipe.

[ubunterooster]

Yogurt! Num!
What does kernel have to do with corn?

[jetsam]

I dunno... He sells fried foods throughout the good 'ol US of A.


Lydia von Hamburg mit eine kleine Wortebuch und der Zimmer mit das Autotatoo.

Just Lydia to you.

My German teacher in high school, actually... as a start, though I was young briefly in the Netherlands too.

Nobody ever mentioned it was a poetic language. That's in the footnotes to the philosophy in translation, at least it was for me. Sad song, really.

[ubunterooster]

How many mental disorders do you (or you all) have? ;)

[ubunterooster]

We have...we lost count
How 'bout you?

[jetsam]

None a yer business!


Do you smoke more than you would like to?

[Endomancer]

Enough that if I were to visit a psychiatrist, they'd probably end up needing some time on their own couch

What is the maximum air speed of an unladen penguin
(bugger....too slow)

@ jetsam, celebrated 1yr non smoking earlier this month

What is the maximum air speed of an unladen penguin

[ubunterooster]

A penguin using a SSD or HDD :?:

[Endomancer]

Scram-jet actually

[ubunterooster]

!! :!: what is the speed of light ? :?:

[Endomancer]

299 792 458m/s or very !$#@ing fast

whilst travelling at the speed of light are head/tail lights useful?

[ubunterooster]

'course! W/o lights how can you exceed the speed of lite.
lite or regular?
[g'night all]

[jetsam]

Garage storage bin... The room temperature changes on a schedule that needs more than calculus to decipher.

And heavy, almost never lager, which has been banished to the experimental section in the fridge and it's empty.

That ain't no MGD.

Um... gummy, or crunchy better with spam?

[Smart Viking]

Best with spam.

What is the answer to our lifes the universe and everything, in numbers?

[jetsam]

42

never changes. That's its job.

2 * 3 * 7

[ubunterooster]

2*3*7=42
Why is chlorophyl more common then cyanophyll?

[jetsam]

Something to do with chloroflourocarbons.

Does blind organic chemistry make you cringe?

[ubunterooster]

Chemistry makes me cringe.
Have you ever built a computer?

[jetsam]

Why yes. It only took my bare teeth and a broken telephone, a lemon, 4 dos equis, and seventeen months in a prison camp-- in the hole...

Um...

Top that?

[ubunterooster]

Okay...completely toolless case with no screwdrivers needed. Just pop 'em together.
Actually I only have the case now (the rest arrives tommorow) but it will be true tommorrow.

Are robin eggs poisonous?

[Endomancer]

Only if he is trying to poison Batman

That was kinda lame wasn't it?

[jetsam]

I don't think so. Willing to fail = sometimes funny, or something like that. Appealing to a geeky crowd = this forum, so you're covered either way.

Have you ever ROFLed?

[JayRobert]

Yes, the finale to a game of "water glum." (The rules are simple: one person is "glum," the others try to make him or her laugh. They cannot touch the glum person, but other than that, anything goes. When the "glum" person laughs, the person who made him laugh becomes the "glum" one.)

(It became "water glum" due to the inevitable arguments over whether a person actually laughed or only snickered (sniggered for you brits), smiled, etc. - the "glum" person holds a mouthful of water; if any leaks (or sprays), he is obviously not glum.)

(I was glum one night in LA and there were six or seven professional comedians in the house.)

@jetsam, for your philosophical craving: why do people laugh?

[jetsam]

Do you have any matches? I wanna see if those vapors you exude hold a flame.

Thanks for bein' around, pickle. I think they laugh to let it go and make connection, but I dunno, really.
:):popcorn:

What was the question I forgot to ask?

[JayRobert]

No, I'm afraid it's true, I knew many talented people in college, so the fumes wouldn't ignite, I'm afraid. I was their no-talent supplier of things to make fun of, and I laughed at their antics, so they liked me. (All real comedians crave an audience.)

The question you forgot to ask was, Is it dark outside where you are?

[sqrooup]

No, it is 10 am and slightly hazy, the sun is trying to shine!

Are you using a computer?

[Endomancer]

yep I can't afford a DS :D

can you?

[ubunterooster]

I think so. But did not think of them as expensive compared to my computer that (mostly) arrives today
Are SSDs [besides 128mb ones in DSis] expensive?

[JayRobert]

Yes, but they're coming down in price slowly. In a year or two, they'll be reasonable, I think. I have a 40GB SSD for everything but /home; that's on three 640 GB opticals in 1.3TB RAID5.

For $4400 you can get a 1TB SSD with r/w of 1.4Gb/s. Compared to a 1TB Western Digital for $110, or a 2TB Seagate for $250, both at 6Gb/s, the SSDs aren't quite competitive yet. (Just think - a 40-disk, 40TB array at 4x the speed (each!) for the price of 1TB of SSD. Plus an extra large case, of course. Herh herh herh.)

Are you planning to buy a new 6-core AMD any time soon?

[Frogs Hair]

No
Does a forest pixie have magical powers ?

[ubunterooster]

Banny powers, yes! LOL
@ JAYrobert:No though I could it takes a lot of power (I'm using 65Watts)

TPBM wishes his PC used less electricity.

[jetsam]

Yes. I've been trying to figure out a low power file server for so long that it's ridiculous. I have too many options and not much imperative to get it done, so I just chew the problem over once a month or so and note how much better low power systems are getting.

TPBM knows that fridge, stove, hvac, water heater, and insulation far outweigh electronics in total impact on power consumption in the average home.

[JayRobert]

True. My power bill went up less than 10% after I started running this power hog (125 W AMD Phenom II x4 955 BE, plus 4 hard drives, all stuffed into a Thermaltake case with about 17 fans) - compared to no PC at all prior to that. The A/C bill kills me in the summer.

TPBM thinks it's silly that global warming is somehow a political issue.

[JayRobert]

Oops, wrong thread. Sorry 'bout that.

What is the air speed velocity of a African swallow carrying a coconut?

[Endomancer]

What do you mean?, is that a Jamaican coconut or a Hawaiian one?

[lisati]

I think it was a Samoan coconut. (No offense intended to my in-laws)

Why did I mention that?

[ubunterooster]

#clean up tracks
CLEANING FINISHED
#unmount lisati's brain
UNMOUNTED

Yeah, why did you say that?

[sqrooup]

Answers on a postcard please.
Show me the way to Amarillo?

[jetsam]

It has something to do with yellow roses, ribbons, oak trees and the wrong barbeque(sp?!) sauce. Surfboard optional, but bring a snorkel, just in case.

What's the proper pronunciation of Barbie?

[ubunterooster]

A boat.

Is breaking DVDs that hold Proprietary OSs fun? :D :lol: :biggrin:

[jetsam]

Only if somebody else payed for them.

What's the difference between an oyster and an oyster sauce?

[JayRobert]

Oysters can be prepared many ways. Oyster sauce is really only good for dipping.

Why are my fonts all messed up since I installed 10.04?

[ubunterooster]

B/c you are gnot using URW Chancery.

Why does my computer use 5 of 6 GB of RAM when idle yet if I remove 4 GB it only uses 1.5 GB?

[JayRobert]

Because it can.

How much is too much when building a PC?

[Endomancer]

When it starts to walk & talk then it's too much

if...http://nightsdawn.wikia.com/wiki/Neural_nanonics ....existed today, how far behind 1st (me) would you be in the line up

[jetsam]

I'd either be servin' it up or dissolvin' it in solvent.

What part of technology is liable to go horribly wrong within the next 20 years? Possible answers among many: artisinal cheesemaking, computer science, nuclear engineering, reanimation, open source software, drm, Mythical May Screenshots... You may choose more than one.

[JayRobert]

All of the above are likely to go horribly wrong, since men control and use them.

What is artisinal cheesemaking?

[jetsam]

You know how you make pickles out of cucumbers by soaking them in vinegar and salt? Well, artisinal Cheesemakers make cheese out of dairy products by bathing in the dairy products, and then letting the bathtub age for three years.

Do you prefer Stilton or Roquefort or Limburgher or Velveeta or Feta or Camembert or artisinal Chedder or Monterey Pepper Jack?

[ubunterooster]

You forgot Havarti! Num-num!

Do you Scrooooooooogle?

(old yahooo-hooo slogan mixed with scroogle)

[JayRobert]

@jetsam: definitely no artisinal cheddar for me, then! I am rather fond of Edam, Havarti, Emmentaler, Gruyere, and Jarlsberg; and of course, no red sauce and pasta meal is complete without a mixture of grated Italian cheeses. And Mexican cheeses are an essential part of my diet as well. In fact, I would attribute my good health, at least in part, to a lifetime of consuming cheese. And various kinds of beans. And cheeseburgers.

@ubunterooster: No, I tend to surf the deep web engines more these days, though I still use Goooooooogle for quick and dirty searches (like finding 'grup').

What is the deep web, anyway?

[jetsam]

I have no idea. It sounds like a marketing slogan that only a crypto compulsive could love.

Ummm... how strong are your passwords, on average?

[ubunterooster]

Check passwords till they reach the "excellent" rating then add more to the end of them.

Do you have more than five different psswrds?

[jetsam]

yes.

What is your favorite color?

[Endomancer]

Black :D

and yours is?

[jetsam]

I like 'em all, but I oftener than not settle on some odd hume of blue.

What color do you get when you mix 'em all together?

[ubunterooster]

a brownish-grey. Cool, Endo, I like black too!

Would you like to have 40 ducks?

[Endomancer]

40 ducks in a 1bedroom flat...... not a good idea

Has keys to someone else's house?

[this is new york not l.a.]

I do not.

Does a bear s**t in the woods?

[JayRobert]

No, the pope does.

Are bears Catholic?

[sqrooup]

Yes, when they get down on their to prey, they are saying Grace, before they eat you!

Was Einstein clever?

[ubunterooster]

No he was the only one dunb enough to sign his name on that letter.

icanhascheeseburger?

[jetsam]

Uhhh. Has you cheeseburger? If yes, then yes. If no, then maybe.

What is the terminal velocity of an emacs user after he or she jumps out of an airplane?

[Endomancer]

About the same as a windows user

who's going to clean up the mess left when a windows user jumps from a plane and their parachute gives a not responding error?

[Patecatli]

MS will probably issue a security update two months after the incident that they feel will magicaly fix the probelms, hence there is nothing wrong and ther person is just waiting for the update to start moving again.


How many windows can windows break if windows could break windows?

[jetsam]

How many windows can windows break if windows could break windows?

...That's a tough one. Results uncommonly uncertain, but I do know that there is an infinite supply of winow cleaner, and it comes in all kinds of different bottles, and some of those look more like hammers than bottles... So like any infinite conundrum: that's a stumper, that is...

How many bots could a hoarder hoard if a hoarder would hoard bots?

[Patecatli]

Hmmm, as many as the hoarders home can take, or until the bots turn on their hoarder captor killing them in the most horrific manor imaginable before rampaging across the face of the planet.

How many cows could a tractor plough if a tractor could plough cows?

[jetsam]

Need more information before I even attempt...

How big is the tractor?
Have the cows come home, or are they still out t' pasture?
What's in the roost?
How many cows?
What are their names?
Umm... that'll do.

If I had to place a bet: none. Well, like half a' one maybe. Then the bull's behind the wheel, and it's a whole different ballgame-- of another color, even, so and so on and that's what she said!

[Patecatli]

Wow, that's a lot of questions. Lets see now... The tractor is four times as big as the biggest cow, tis about 50/50 with the cows coming home, the roost is just an empty husk of a thing, too many foxes around, these be them there nameless cows of the unspoken breed.

What different ball game of another a colour would it now be?

[ubunterooster]

Ummmm... no, not really. They resemble each other by only being both round.

Google Chrome is basically a Linux distribution, but I believe it has nothing to do with Ubuntu Linux.
Really, if you look there is no mention of it being Linux. Google is trying to use the "L" word as little as possible.

Do you ♪Yahoo-hooooooo♪?

[jetsam]

Wow, that's a lot of questions. Lets see now... The tractor is four times as big as the biggest cow, tis about 50/50 with the cows coming home, the roost is just an empty husk of a thing, too many foxes around, these be them there nameless cows of the unspoken breed.

What different ball game of another a colour would it now be?

Back yard rugby, except there isn't any out of bounds. There's eleven official balls and nobody knows where they are, or what they look like. The goal is to break Windows without breaking windows.

Now that that's settled...

Do you ♪Yahoo-hooooooo♪?

I don't use Yahoo as much as I used to in the days of yore. I almost never use it actually, and I try to keep the yodeling to the bare minimum required for survival in the Wild West...

ummm... One lump or two?

[Jpenguin]

2

Will that hurt?

[ubunterooster]

Hold still.

Are you okay?

[Jpenguin]

No...

Do you how do?

[Rasa1111]

...That's a tough one. Results uncommonly uncertain, but I do know that there is an infinite supply of winow cleaner, and it comes in all kinds of different bottles, and some of those look more like hammers than bottles... So like any infinite conundrum: that's a stumper, that is...



Funny, I acquired one of those windows cleaners just the other day... works well to. lol

Jpenguin~ that's classified.

would you like to borrow my windows 'cleaner'>? :lolflag:

[alexfish]

I like my broccoli with cheese is that wrong?

NO


what kind of broccoli do you eat , is it better with Microsoft wine

cos just seen this hideous post

Would you buy a Microsoft Wine? (http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=1477450)

[Patecatli]

Dear god no. Whole point of me switching to Linux was to get away from Microsoft products.

Is this world reality or just some part of someones demented imagination?

[Endomancer]

Yep you're all just a figment of my imagination

Do you agree omnipotence is lonely

[jetsam]

I have no idea, but I'm sure that solipsism s**ks.

What IS your name?

[JayRobert]

Jay Robert.

What is YOUR name?

[jetsam]

jetsam-- on the forums.

Um. What to ask what to ask...

Have you ever expected the Spanish Inquisition?

[Rasa1111]

yeah, yesterday.

if i am you and you are i, then what are we?

[jetsam]

Another tough one.

Either you're Bono and I'm The Edge, or else...

I should find my Bad Brains cd and fix my record player???

[ubunterooster]

BANNED

Are you even alive?!?

[Rasa1111]

:lol:

"alive" is relative.
even 'rocks' are 'alive'.
ie.. made of vibrating energy

if you were offered a ride on a spaceship, by people from another world..
would you go?

if the answer is no, can I have your seat? lol

[Endomancer]

@ rooster - I was the last time I looked

@Rasa - only if I can drive

hates how batteries in a wireless mouse always die long before the ones in the keyboard

[JayRobert]

Was that a question?

[Rasa1111]

no. lol

if we are self aware..
that would also mean the Universe itself
is self aware..
Do you agree?

[JayRobert]

Was that a question?

[jetsam]

Not by most definitions.

Umm... Why can't we all... nah, nevermind that...

Umm... What am I forgetting about?

[Endomancer]

to feed your avatar?

[JayRobert]

or not to feed your avatar, that is the question.

Since Endomancer's answer is obvious, the new question is:

Is it nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them?

[Rasa1111]

to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them.

definitely.
good one. :KS

Earth
a 'white blood cell'
a 'red blood cell'
which is your job?

[jetsam]

I've always wanted to produce...

Umm... If I asked you an enigmatic question, would you answer it?

[Endomancer]

I guess this is an automatic yes then.

How many stuffed penguins do you think have been sent to Bill Gates?

[ubunterooster]

1 more! LOL

What's his address?

[jetsam]

1 Other Infinite Loop
Redmond, WA 11111

I dunno. There's prolly a donation request at the Gates Foundation site. Bill's gone all charitable now...

Umm... What's your favorite hopeless cause?

[JayRobert]

If we're limiting it to hopeless (as opposed to merely very difficult and discouraging), mine would be the Chicago Cubs winning the World Series.

(Finding an honest politician to vote for is also hopeless, but not any kind of favorite, which is why I've given up.)

When is the last time you made a recording on a cassette tape?

[julio_cortez]

When is the last time you made a recording on a cassette tape?
Including DDS (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital_Data_Storage)? Last January (I'm NOT supposed to do backup, but it happened for a long list of causes).

Who do you think will win the next soccer World Cup?

[ubunterooster]

I can't even name any soccer groups....

Is that what she said?

[lisati]

no. lol

if we are self aware..
that would also mean the Universe itself
is self aware..
Do you agree?
I AM THE UNIVERSE!

Wait.... I'm not in a friendly "who's the craziest of us two?" competition with Mrs Lisati at the moment....


Is that what she said?
Yes, she did say something about the universe.


wait..... I think it was more like something about my second wife resembling a laptop.....


Should I return to watching "Cops Uncut"?

[jetsam]

Absolutely not. Try Reno 911, or cut out the reality TV entirely. I suggest Women's Curling, or perhaps DIY woodworking shows... Long distance bike racing, maybe, after (if?) you start feeling better...

Uh... Is it Saturday Morning yet?

[julio_cortez]

Uh... Is it Saturday Morning yet?
Unfortunately not. It's a cloudy Wednesday afternoon.

I'm getting annoyed by these clouds. Will the sun be back soon?

[ubunterooster]

"Ooh, ooh; rain is falling."
do you like that song?

[jetsam]

"Raindrops keep falling on my head... doo de doo dah..."

That one?

[julio_cortez]

No, it actually went "I can't stand the rain against my Windows"

Anyone watching (or watched) "Samantha who"? It's being broadcasted right now and it doesn't look that bad.. At least it makes me laugh!!

[ubunterooster]

No, it actually went "I can't stand the rain against my Windows"

Anyone watching (or watched) "Samantha who"? It's being broadcasted right now and it doesn't look that bad.. At least it makes me laugh!!
I don't watch TV.
Then leans on me the weight of the year, and crushes
my heart. I know that beauty must ail and die,
and will be born again, -but ah, to see
Beauty stifled, staring up at the sky!
Oh, Autumn! Autumn! -What is the spring to me?

-Vincent Millay

[Rasa1111]

I don't watch TV.
Then leans on me the weight of the year, and crushes
my heart. I know that beauty must ail and die,
and will be born again, -but ah, to

:) True that, broseph, I knew you were wise. lol
<3

[JayRobert]

Это было вопросом?

だったが質問ですか？

[jetsam]

Is that a pick up line on Dagobah?

[JayRobert]

No, more like fighting words in the bar at the spaceport.

When is the last time you were in a fight?

[jetsam]

You mean physically? Verbally, this evening. Textually, right now. Physically... I tend to avoid those things whenever possible...

[JayRobert]

Yes, I meant physically.

What is your favourite colour?

[julio_cortez]

Green (as shown by the desktop background (http://www.kewlwallpapers.com/images/wmwallpapers/Dew-Drops-Green-Leaf-1.jpeg) I'm currentluy using). Even if also light blue would do.

What's your favourite singer, if you have one?

[jetsam]

Female, and sadly, no longer among the living. But that's OK 'cause she's Billie Holliday, and she was ready for almost anything... or at least that's how it seems in the songs.

Err... How 'bout them Giants?

[Rasa1111]

you mean, like the giants in ancient times?
they are doing well.
might be back for a visit soon. lol

or was that sports?
if so i don't pay any mind to them.

ever use a 'finger mouse'?
just got one.. pretty cool lil thing. lol :P

[jetsam]

I didn't even know that finger mouses were real.

It's a weird world, ain't it?

[julio_cortez]

It depends on a lot of things but ultiamtely yes, it's a weird world.

Last week I've seen a couple of policemen, on the side of the road I was driving on, with a "laser" (well, rather radar indeed) speed trap (you know, that thing that resembles a gun (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cc/Radar_gun.jpg)) and they pointed it towards me.
Do you think I must expect a fine to pay anytime soon?

[beavis5551]

If you where driving to fast you should expect one.

Why is there a fly swimming in my coffee?

[ubunterooster]

Ah; that's where I lost it. Thanks .

Walks off "OH, you poor little fly..."

How much?

[JayRobert]

Ok, that'll be $20.07.
Out of $22? Ok, $1.52's your change.
Thanks a lot. Your food will be up. Here, let me get your drinks.

Do you make guacamole?

[pricetech]

No, but I do like it on Fajitas.

[ubunterooster]

Are felines edible? [anyone who's eaten hotdogs knows canines are]

[MooPi]

Heck yeah, had two last week at the Jamaican Swill Palace. Goes great with peppers and chilies.
Do chimpanzees get belly button lint ?

[audiomick]

Only the ones that wear clothes. Otherwise they only get belly button leaf mould...

Who's the king of animals in Africa?

[pricetech]

I don't know, but I have a friend who is King of Micronesia.

[Austin25]

Is this a question?

[CompyTheInsane]

What question are you trying to ask?

[ubunterooster]

all of them! :D

Really?

[louis--taylor]

Yes, really.

is rpm faster than dpkg?

[rabiabidabi]

Depends if it is 33 and a third or 45.

What color was General Lee's white horse?

[pommie]

Green, its been drinking the local water again.

How long is a piece of string?

Cheers David

[louis--taylor]

about *this* long (gestures wildly)
Do you get 512 core processors?

[Endomancer]

512? damn I'm only using one

paper, rock or scissors?

[ubunterooster]

"rock, paper or scissors" I choose "shoot" ( it is what comes next)
BTW, GPU not CPU cores, lol

I hear freedom feels good but what does it look like?

[Austin25]

This:
http://alexp0205.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/ubuntu-logo1.jpg
What time is Tuesday?

[CompyTheInsane]

12:00AM

Why is my shirt orange?

[jetsam]

You must have spilled some cool aid on your tee.

What's new in the land of The Fumes?

[Austin25]

Someone farted.

What's that?

[ubunterooster]

That is beauty.

Who are you?
Who? who?
who? who?

[Endomancer]

I is me (no one else wanted the job)

care to explain?

[pricetech]

Explaining would require an explanation.

[ubunterooster]

So??

[julio_cortez]

So??
So.. So you think you can tell.. Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain.. :guitar:

Oops, wrong thread..

Did I post in the wrong thead perhaps?

[sqrooup]

Does it matter?

[julio_cortez]

It don't matter.. 'cause life has never been better..
Oops, wrong thread again.

Should I throw my almost empty ketchup bottle away for this?

[SlidingHorn]

No, ketchup is a valuable commodity and should never be wasted!!

Do you like bacon as much as I do? (hint...the answer is "no")

[sqrooup]

I love bacon and I love gammon.

Why is there an "E" in "QUIZ" above?

[julio_cortez]

You don't want to know, trust me..

By the way, why is the main menu of KDE called "kickoff" if the foot is Gnome's logo? -_-'

[pricetech]

One of the great mysteries of life that we as mere mortals are meant to understand.

[ubunterooster]

What does rms have to do with Linux anyway?

[pricetech]

Indeed, what does Root-Mean-Square have to do with Linux ???

[lisati]

Indeed, what does Root-Mean-Square have to do with Linux ???

Beat me to it!

[ubunterooster]

what happens if I su dodo rmv fsys??

[julio_cortez]

what happens if I su dodo rmv fsys??
You suddenly and magically turn from this (http://www.lebjournal.com/newz/wp-content/rooster.jpg) (which is supposed you are now) into this (http://www.karmony.com.au/dynamic_page/blog/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dodo_11.jpg).
For the rmv fsys part, sorry but I can't help you.

But what would happen to you if you got turned into a dodo?

[pricetech]

ubuntudodo ???

[ubunterooster]

Dodobuntu FTW!!

Would you suck a misquitoes blood?

[sqrooup]

Yes, for revenge!!!
But how to do it?

[pricetech]

You'd have to have a long needle like appendage (I can't spell proboscis)

[bkbilly]

Am I dead?

[ubunterooster]

I think you are more of undead so that makes it kind of difficult to tell. Have you seen a zombie recently?

[sqrooup]

No, I have never been to Zombia (nor Zombabwe)!
How do you burn water?

[ubunterooster]

sea water; pound it with a lot of radio waves then take a smoke :lolflag: it's pretty cool watching water burn.

The question is have you ever caught your milk on fire?? :confused:

[lisati]

sea water; pound it with a lot of radio waves then take a smoke :lolflag: it's pretty cool watching water burn.

The question is have you ever caught your milk on fire?? :confused:

To kilogram or "cagey" something doesn't have the same ring as to pound it..... :)

And yes, I've managed to boil water without burning it, but being financially challenged at times we don't often have milk in the house.

[pricetech]

You could boil the entire cow.

[ubunterooster]

What is a cow?

[Endomancer]

Watt (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watt)is not a cow

The person who discovered milk. What were they trying to do to that poor cow?

[jetsam]

There was probably some sort of confused bird involved.

Can you name more than five Beatrix Potter characters without cheating and looking it up?

[pricetech]

No I can't. At least in part because I hate fuzzy, fluffy, cuddly, nice things.

[ubunterooster]

Okay students, any questions?

[MichealH]

What is 12 divided by 0 ;)

[ubunterooster]

*SLAP!*

Any other questions?

[pricetech]

What does it have in it's pockets ?!?!?!

[pricetech]

What does it have in its pockets ???

(repeated post to revive thread)

[sqrooup]

fluff
is there an echo in this thread?

[ubunterooster]

fluff
is there an echo in this thread?

[pricetech]

fluff
is there an echo in this thread ?

[ubunterooster]

Not any more Not any more Not any more Not any more Not any more Not any more Not any more lol

Did you hear that?Did you hear that?

[jetsam]

...id you hear that?
...ou hear that?
...hear that?
...ear that?
...ar that?
...r that?
...that?
...hat?
...at?

Are that that hat at?

[ubunterooster]

ROFLMAO!

Lol?

[pricetech]

Where'd the echo go..go..go..go..go ???

[ubunterooster]

A duck quacked; the echo died.

DR Suess: Are you my Mommy?

[NightwishFan]

Do I look like your mother? We are not even in the same genus let alone species!

[jetsam]

No, you don't look much like my mother. You look more like The Dude, abiding. Now I want to see The Big Lebowski again.

How many times have you seen The Big Lebowski?

[sqrooup]

Never seen it! I wonder why?

[jetsam]

I may not have done much in the UK. It's a good, quirky movie... Funny, has a cult following, worth renting.

Have you ever e't the bear?

[NightwishFan]

No, you don't look much like my mother. You look more like The Dude, abiding. Now I want to see The Big Lebowski again.

How many times have you seen The Big Lebowski?

I like it, but my good friend is a bigger fan. He could be John Goodman's younger brother and I look like the dude.. (though I am nothing like him :D ) So right now we have the dude/walter avatars etc..

[ubunterooster]

why can't
why can't
why can't we be frieeennnnddddssss?

[pricetech]

Uh, because ??

[pricetech]

Must...Revive...Thread.

[ubunterooster]

Because why not?

[Sam Fallow]

Because, because because, because, becaaauuussee, because of the wonderful things he does.

Are you from Oz?

[Lucifer The Dark]

No.

Do you drink coffee?

[LindisfarneJazzClub]

On occasion.

Does it rain outside?

[quirkification]

When I do not want it to.

Does it rain inside?

[ubunterooster]

If it is windy, yes. Sometimes I get snow; that looks really funny.

If, starving, would you eat your cat?

[JohnDMcClane]

Yes, but mainly because I don't have one

If you like potatoes, does that mean you've got a potato fetish?

[ubunterooster]

It depends how *much* you like them.

What is the use of super+m ?

[pricetech]

Wow !! Pretty cool Roo. I wasn't expecting that.

By the way, under windows it minimizes everything, including the massive hairy monster that's about to swallow your head.

[ubunterooster]

Wow !! Pretty cool Roo. I wasn't expecting that.

By the way, under windows it minimizes everything, including the massive hairy monster that's about to swallow your head.
I had to make someone try it...

What is your favorite keyboard shortcut?

[pricetech]

Actually, I've never taken to using them under Ubuntu, though I can't explain why not since I like keyboard shortcuts. Ctrl + C and Ctrl + V are about it.

I like Super + E, Super + R, and Super + M under windows, plus Ctrl + Shift + Escape to bring up Task Mangler.

[ubunterooster]

Actually, I've never taken to using them under Ubuntu, though I can't explain why not since I like keyboard shortcuts. Ctrl + C and Ctrl + V are about it.

I like Super + E, Super + R, and Super + M under windows, plus Ctrl + Shift + Escape to bring up Task Mangler.
Aaah! You are supposed to ask a question for the next person.

Have you reinstalled this month?

[corrytonapple]

No, only had it for a month.
Have you been on Ubuntu Fourms?
these games are addicting.

[corrytonapple]

Answer: Yes, I have. I actually am on them right now.
No question