View Full Version : Microsoft wants to buy Canonical?
ubudog
March 31st, 2010, 11:32 PM
http://techie-buzz.com/foss/microsoft-interested-in-buying-canonical.html
WTF? [-X
iponeverything
March 31st, 2010, 11:36 PM
http://techie-buzz.com/foss/microsoft-interested-in-buying-canonical.html
wtf? [-x
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mechro
March 31st, 2010, 11:37 PM
It's still March 31 here. I'll believe it at Midnight.
RiceMonster
March 31st, 2010, 11:38 PM
Microsoft already owns Canonical, sillies.
tica vun
March 31st, 2010, 11:38 PM
Ah, April 1st, the day internet news are useless...
solitaire
March 31st, 2010, 11:39 PM
yup a few hours tooo early :D
at least it's not as bad as MSI's April fools "RTFM" chip stunt... :D
AllRadioisDead
March 31st, 2010, 11:40 PM
Looks legit.
sandyd
March 31st, 2010, 11:40 PM
I wonder what google is going to do this year.
I get april fools day off work but not the day after, so I hope not many people are going to play pranks with the computers.............
Austin25
March 31st, 2010, 11:40 PM
Happy April Fools Day Folks! [/I]
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down at the bottom.
thank god...
Psumi
March 31st, 2010, 11:42 PM
yup a few hours tooo early :D
Yes, it's still... 5:42 PM march 31st, Central time where I am.
mickie.kext
March 31st, 2010, 11:46 PM
Lamest. April fool joke. Evar.
Shibblet
March 31st, 2010, 11:46 PM
I like how the address bar says "THIS IS A FAKE"
chriswyatt
March 31st, 2010, 11:46 PM
Well I want to buy Canonical. Doesn't mean it's gonna happen though. ;)
Psumi
March 31st, 2010, 11:58 PM
if microsoft bought canonical, ubuntu would still be free, you do realize that; right? ;)
ubunterooster
April 1st, 2010, 12:11 AM
if microsoft bought canonical, ubuntu would still be free, you do realize that; right? ;)
Free as in beer is cool but if I lose free as in MINE to add, remove, and alter, I'M GONE. Hopefully you will all follow me outta here.
I do not believe it. My father got rickrolled two days ago; pranks are out early.
AllRadioisDead
April 1st, 2010, 12:14 AM
Here comes all the Microsoft bashing.
Psumi
April 1st, 2010, 12:14 AM
Free as in beer is cool but if I lose free as in MINE to add, remove, and alter, I'M GONE. Hopefully you will all follow me outta here.
I do not believe it. My father got rickrolled two days ago; pranks are out early.
I'm already on debian. *rolls out the bandwagon.*
t0p
April 1st, 2010, 12:24 AM
Looks legit.
The only part of the article that looks legit is the sentence at the end:
Happy April Fools Day Folks!
So you read a blatantly unbelievable article that ends with a statement like that, and you think it "looks legit". Crazeee...
KdotJ
April 1st, 2010, 12:29 AM
lol the 'memo' looks terribly fake as it is, even with out the "April fools" line at the bottom
ubudog
April 1st, 2010, 12:30 AM
Oh well, If Microsoft does ever manage to buy Canonical, I am over to Debian or Fedora. Probably Debian.
scouser73
April 1st, 2010, 12:36 AM
Yeah, I nearly fell for it...good one, lol
Dayofswords
April 1st, 2010, 12:50 AM
darn you april 1st!!
you and your uselessness to my news intake!!
ubudog
April 1st, 2010, 12:52 AM
darn you april 1st!!
you and your uselessness to my news intake!!
:lolflag: me too...
dragos240
April 1st, 2010, 01:07 AM
I almost passed out. Then I saw the bottom of the page. Phew.....
It's not even april here yet.
ubunterooster
April 1st, 2010, 01:23 AM
[I'm w/ Psumi] And after last years prank Wanda [the fish] placed on me, I hate these pranks!
Dayofswords
April 1st, 2010, 01:30 AM
note the address to the picture
http://cache.techie-buzz.com/images/postimg/ricky/fake.png
click it
note the address in the browser
lais
April 1st, 2010, 02:24 AM
ahhhh....April 1 the day when you cannot believe in anything you read :p
RichardLinx
April 1st, 2010, 02:26 AM
I almost passed out.
lol.
Warpnow
April 1st, 2010, 02:34 AM
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sudoer541
April 1st, 2010, 04:00 AM
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!! OMG! OMG!! OMG!!! I am freaking out!!! {breath in} and {breath out}
{crying!!!} ubuntu is gonna die!!!!!{crying!!!}
oooppss I am breaking the rules (too much drama)
MODZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!.... MODZZZZZZZZZZZZZ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! close this thread!!!
jflaker
April 1st, 2010, 04:11 AM
Microsoft Interested In Buying Canonical (http://techie-buzz.com/foss/microsoft-interested-in-buying-canonical.html)
According to a leaked company memo, Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer is reportedly interested in buying Canonical, the company behind the popular Linux Distro Ubuntu.
Time to rally the troops...This news needs a pre-emptive strike!
MaxIBoy
April 1st, 2010, 04:18 AM
Canonical is privately held, so no one can acquire it unless its owners agree to sell. I think it's an entirely fair question as to whether this will eventually happen. But if Microsoft tries, I think they will at least need to pay far more than market value for it. (And with that money, a "new Canonical" could be founded, for example.)
Actually, look at the bottom of the article. In big friendly letters:
Happy April Fools Day Folks!
jflaker
April 1st, 2010, 04:23 AM
Canonical is privately held, so no one can acquire it unless its owners agree to sell. I think it's an entirely fair question as to whether this will eventually happen. But if Microsoft tries, I think they will at least need to pay far more than market value for it. (And with that money, a "new Canonical" could be founded, for example.)
Actually, look at the bottom of the article. In big friendly letters:
[/I]
can't give it away that fast! lol
MCVenom
April 1st, 2010, 04:25 AM
'South African company'?
And it was almost convincing too ;)
Though if it were me, I would have said they wanted to buy Novell. Now there's a truly epic (and uncomfortably plausible) April Fool's Joke :p
Psumi
April 1st, 2010, 04:35 AM
MODZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!.... MODZZZZZZZZZZZZZ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! close this thread!!!
They could just delete your post and not lock the thread.
After all, it's not breaking any rules. :|
NightwishFan
April 1st, 2010, 04:56 AM
Awww you ruined it for me!
deer dance
April 1st, 2010, 05:03 AM
I don't get it
cariboo
April 1st, 2010, 06:25 AM
Merged the two threads on the same subject.
lais
April 1st, 2010, 07:18 AM
Though if it were me, I would have said they wanted to buy Novell. Now there's a truly epic (and uncomfortably plausible) April Fool's Joke :p
Indeed! :D
Paqman
April 1st, 2010, 08:12 AM
lol @ ChromeOS!
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