I dislike Linux b/c...

[ubunterooster]

true, sarcastic, or a complete lie; say it here.
Example1:four-fifths of solutions end up w/ me using the terminal
Example2:b/c...my dad can use it :'(
Ex3: It has tons of viruses!

[sqrooup]

Ex4 It doesn't put any money in bill gate$' pocket!

[Psychodox]

it doesn't make my coffee

[ubunterooster]

..Bill Gates likes it! :'(

[Diptansu]

It looks so good that I cant leave my comp .. and its being harmful for my eyes and back .. :(

[ubunterooster]

the stupid users (me) think the terminal is fun!?!
[assuming it is now 18:06 and your sister wants on the computer, you can enter "sudo shutdown -h 18:08". The system will shut down in two minutes! :D]

[raktarok]

It looks so good that I cant leave my comp .. and its being harmful for my eyes and back .. :(

True, I hate linux for the same reason. Its not allowing me to concentrate on other things.

[2hot6ft2]

the stupid users (me) think the terminal is fun!?!
[assuming it is now 18:06 and your sister wants on the computer, you can enter "sudo shutdown -h 18:08". The system will shut down in two minutes! :D]
I like that...;)
No need for daily tech. support for relatives one you get them using it since it just works.

[ubunterooster]

I love FUD!

[ubunterooster]

...it dosen't come w/ a duck saying "aflaaaak" as a default startup sound

[Diptansu]

.. whenever I get a problem, I find at least one person to help me out ..

[PoHandle]

I hate linux because it smells bad...

[ubunterooster]

It's an addictive substance and ot illegal. Come on lawmakers, what's wrong with you!?

[ubunterooster]

...b/c i think i killed the entire Community Cafe Games ;'(

[raktarok]

...b/c i think i killed the entire Community Cafe Games ;'(

Haha...no, we are not dead, I was too busy today to post here. and I see that you have been posting a lot... good job, my brave rooster ;)

[ubunterooster]

b/c I'm tired and dislike everything.

(except raktarok. Thanks, I got carried away for a while. You would probably post a lot in my current state of popularity [complete linux nerd who is homeschooled, has no current job, and personally knows nobody who likes linux] and boredom [all 3 of my linux mags are late])

[sqrooup]

... you can't load it onto your microwave!

[ubunterooster]

... you can't load it onto your microwave!
b/c it runs on some watches! (watch GUI's stink. and who knows it might run your microwave.) [hmm...microwave+software=?]

[pastalavista]

too many choices.... choices, choices, choices, choices... distros, desktops, themes, applications, commands, gui... click, click, click

when will they get it right and give me an OS that will just know what I want to do and optimize itself based on my lack of knowledge?

[ubunterooster]

+1 too many choices. what happened to "aero" or "not aero"

[Jay Car]

I dislike Linux because it makes me think too much. Thinking strains my slightly elderly brain cells and wears them out, and I am swiftly running out of spares. Not sure what I'll do When all my brain cells have been used up, maybe buy a Mac. ;) (just kidding, I love my 'buntu)

One nice thing about being old and forgetful is that I can't remember using Windows anymore...

Wait...what was the question again?

[Austin25]

I dislike it because I can't think of a reason to dislike it.;)

[ubunterooster]

...because it doesn't run on my NINTENDO™ DSi™