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sxmaxchine
February 6th, 2010, 06:23 AM
I ate my dog Because I was in mental hospital
kidux
February 6th, 2010, 06:45 AM
I murdered my best friend's girlfriend because I hate myself.
yahoo
February 6th, 2010, 06:55 AM
I ran away with my psychiatrist because I can't control myself
infla
February 6th, 2010, 09:35 AM
I had a crush on a fat lady because i was hungry
sqrooup
February 6th, 2010, 10:02 AM
I fell in love with a cannibal Because I was drunk.
Digikid
February 6th, 2010, 10:37 AM
I shot an ipod because I was in mental hospital.

What!?!?!?!

LOL!!!!!!!
Megrimn
February 6th, 2010, 08:34 PM
I ate a policeman because I enjoy it.
Bachstelze
February 6th, 2010, 08:36 PM
I shot a monkey because I hate myself.

(Only partially true.)
CompyTheInsane
February 6th, 2010, 09:47 PM
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chillicampari
February 6th, 2010, 10:06 PM
I got data mined just as easily as the people I make fun of on Facebook because I'll follow whatever the current marketing company generated meme is.
xmastree
February 7th, 2010, 12:56 PM
I ate a giraffe because I enjoy it.
llawwehttam
February 7th, 2010, 01:02 PM
What is the point of this thread?????
kellemes
February 7th, 2010, 04:16 PM
I sang a duet with a hockey stick because I hate myself.
The Toxic Mite
February 7th, 2010, 04:34 PM
I gave my shoes to a stuffed animal because I was drunk... :confused:

:lolflag:
markp1989
February 8th, 2010, 08:17 PM
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Crimsonjester
February 22nd, 2010, 12:45 AM
I had a crush on
my psychiatrist
Because I hate myself
Psychodox
February 22nd, 2010, 01:51 AM
I ate a cannible because I was hungry...
themusicalduck
February 22nd, 2010, 01:57 AM
I kissed a baseball bat because I can't control myself.
raktarok
February 22nd, 2010, 02:21 AM
I gave my shoes to myself because I was hungry.