Proposal to rename the Community Cafe.

[Sand & Mercury]

While I love the mental image of going into some Ubuntu-themed cafeteria to pull up a chair and shoot the breeze with my fellow geeks over a steaming Latte, I think an even better idea would be to up the ante a bit. Let's make the community cafe a place to mosey in, kick back with a juicy marinated steak (medium rare) and a frosted glass of Crown Lager and the jukebox cranking classic 80s/90s rock and pop tunes. After all, what could possibly be classier than an evening out with a belly full of cow, a mug of cold beer and a room full of laughs?

Thus, I propose the Community Cafe be renamed to the Community Bar & Grill.

Who's with me? http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/7351/beerbang.gif

[emigrant]

--1
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[dragos240]

No. Sorry.

[Bachstelze]

Nope.

[Paqman]

the jukebox cranking classic 80s/90s rock and pop tunes.

Voted down, entirely because of this ;)

[Sand & Mercury]

Voted down, entirely because of this ;)

:lolflag:

I do hope everyone's aware that this thread is in jest.

[t0p]

I think we should rename it the "Community Doctor's Waiting Room". A place where we can all sit and discuss our various ailments and maladies. Viruses and worms = Swine Flu and tapeworms. Mmm... tapeworms...

Anyway, a lot of this site's users are under 18. And I won't frequent a bar where there are ruddy kids running about. Do you really want to confine underage users to the Community Garden (where they can sit with a bottle of pop and a packet of crisps)?

[spoons]

So will I need fake ID?

[Sand & Mercury]

So will I need fake ID?

Non-alcoholic alternatives can be provided of course. ;o Plus, all the beer is free!*

*'Free' as in beer. ZING

[nothingspecial]

Plus, all the beer is free!*



In that case, I`m in.

[beercz]

No

[Sam]

Nope

[Sand & Mercury]

What, there's only one vote for yes, and it's mine!!! :lol:

Pff... killjoys, the lot of you :P

[koenn]

Do you really want to confine underage users to the Community Garden (where they can sit with a bottle of pop and a packet of crisps)?
hm ... yes !

[steev182]

So I guess Community Crack Den is out of the question?

[Sporkman]

Community Daycare

[koleoptero]

Dude, whatever it is you're on, I want some.

This.

[JillSwift]

While I love the mental image of going into some Ubuntu-themed cafeteria to pull up a chair and shoot the breeze with my fellow geeks over a steaming Latte, I think an even better idea would be to up the ante a bit. Let's make the community cafe a place to mosey in, kick back with a juicy marinated steak (medium rare) and a frosted glass of Crown Lager and the jukebox cranking classic 80s/90s rock and pop tunes. After all, what could possibly be classier than an evening out with a belly full of cow, a mug of cold beer and a room full of laughs?

Thus, I propose the Community Cafe be renamed to the Community Bar & Grill.

Who's with me? http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/7351/beerbang.gif
Kind sir;

Your idea is a solution in search of a problem.

--Jill

[forrestcupp]

I voted no because I'd rather see the name changed to OMG Pink Ponies. We could make all the text magenta colored.

[-grubby]

I'm a vegetarian, I couldn't post anymore :(

[Joeb454]

I'm a vegetarian, I couldn't post anymore :(

It'll serve grilled cabbage...

[koenn]

I voted no because I'd rather see the name changed to OMG Pink Ponies. We could make all the text magenta colored.
... and the text color would have a calming effect on the posters, so we could lift the restrictions on political and religious debate and blow some life in this lame excuse for a hang-out place ...

[koenn]

It'll serve grilled cabbage...
or grubby could just come for the beer and the atmosphere ...

[-grubby]

or grubby could just come for the beer and the atmosphere ...

Well, count the beer out, I'm not 21 yet.

So I'll come and join you guys and eat me up some atmosphere

[koenn]

Well, count the beer out, I'm not 21 yet.

in that case, I'm a fraid it's going to be the Community Garden with a bottle of pop and a packet of crisps

[amingv]

As long as they still serve coffee, sure, why not?
I really don't plan on getting drunk, just achieving Ballmer's peak, maybe.

[kvarley]

Nope, cafe sounds more better and Community Cafe just sounds way better.

[Tipped OuT]

--1
:(

no. Sorry.

nope.

+++1

[nothingspecial]

Well, count the beer out, I'm not 21 yet.

So I'll come and join you guys and eat me up some atmosphere

Ah, well Canonical and therefore Ubuntu is located in England.

You only need to be 18 here.

[Gwasanaethau]

Ah, well Canonical and therefore Ubuntu is located in England.

You only need to be 18 here.Actually, if it's renamed to 'Community Grill & Bar' (as opposed to 'Community Bar & Grill'), then it becomes a place chiefly for the serving of food. Therefore, you need only be at least 5 years old to consume alcohol on the premises (unless Stephen Fry lied to me)!

EDIT: Also, is it not based on the Isle of Man?

[nothingspecial]

Only with parents consent, so if your on your own, you`ve got to be 18.

[Gwasanaethau]

Ah, that makes sense! Thanks! ;)

[nothingspecial]

Can you imagine a couple of 5 year olds walking in and saying, "We`ll have the the BBQ chicken wings a large scotch and a pint of lager?

[Giant Speck]

Who's with me? http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/7351/beerbang.gif

Can we vote instead to add this to the emoticons list? http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/7351/beerbang.gif

[Artificial Intelligence]

I'll +1 for "Community Karaoke Bar" - The place with the same old tune


:popcorn:

[wilee-nilee]

I'll +1 for "Community Karaoke Bar" - The place with the same old tune


:popcorn:

+1 and not even close to A=440

[lisati]

"Community bar and grill" sounds delicious, but how how well would it cater for smokers? Or maybe an area for smokers wouldn't be needed because they'd be at the Community Doctor's Waiting Room.

[mkendall]

It's "Forever hold your peace." Not piece.

[Tipped OuT]

Can we vote instead to add this to the emoticons list? http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/7351/beerbang.gif

Yeah!! :guitar:

[-grubby]

Ah, well Canonical and therefore Ubuntu is located in England.

You only need to be 18 here.

Too bad I'm 16 :|

[jpeddicord]

Too bad I'm 16 :|

Don't worry, I'd be barred from entry as well. :-\"