Bored Stiff

[NinjaNumberNine]

Got something boring post it here.
Got something exiting post it here.
*Almost* Any content post it here.
Pirate vs Ninja thoughts post it here.
Lame jokes post it here.
If it makes sense DONT post it here- there's lots of other threads for that.
Have a lame, boring and FUN time.
OR GO AWAY


NOTICE: No posting in this thread


(And if you were smart enough to read that you don't belong here)

[NinjaNumberNine]

Wow, this is more boring than I had thought apparently... :lolflag:

[forestpiskie]

not completely sure why

Meanwhile, as Granny brandished her frying pan precariously over her head, the phantom sedan bore down on us rapidly... Then shots ran out and we all died THE END cause I'm tired. was boring ...

Yesterday appeared to have a problem ...

[NinjaNumberNine]

was boring ...

It was lame and pointless, if not boring. That counts too...


Yesterday appeared to have a problem ...


That's not only a boring statement but pointless as well. Good Job! :lolflag:

[tarps87]

I eat food

[NinjaNumberNine]

I eat tarps

[fela]

this thread sucks

[schauerlich]

-bash: cd: /boredstiff/couldntthinkofanythingelseatthemoment: No such file or directory

[NinjaNumberNine]

this thread sucks
-the point-
BUT you posted in it so thank for your lame comment!

[NinjaNumberNine]

-bash: cd: /boredstiff/couldntthinkofanythingelseatthemoment: No such file or directory
-bash: cd: /home/edavidburgisbored: Directory is corrupt! Please check your disk for bad sectors!

[Incendia]

I wish I had a pie.

[Megrimn]

It's cold here, I guess. It might rain, too.

[NinjaNumberNine]

It's rained here the last week... in the low 30's this morning.

From "Five Rupees"
Is This The World's Most Boring Sentence? (http://fiverupees.blogspot.com/2008/09/worlds-most-boring-sentence.html)

My head really hurts after reading just this one sentence; let's see if you guys fair any better.



Protocol Relating to the Madrid Agreement Concerning the International Registration of Marks ("Madrid Protocol") (1989)


Article 2 (1)

Where an application for the registration of a mark has been filed with the Office of a Contracting Party, or where a mark has been registered in the register of the Office of a Contracting Party, the person in whose name that application (hereinafter referred to as “the basic application”) or that registration (hereinafter referred to as “the basic registration”) stands may, subject to the provisions of this Protocol, secure protection for his mark in the territory of the Contracting Parties, by obtaining the registration of that mark in the register of the International Bureau of the World Intellectual Property Organization (hereinafter referred to as “the international registration,” “the International Register,” “the International Bureau” and “the Organization,” respectively), provided that,

(i) where the basic application has been filed with the Office of a Contracting State or where the basic registration has been made by such an Office, the person in whose name that application or registration stands is a national of that Contracting State, or is domiciled, or has a real and effective industrial or commercial establishment, in the said Contracting State,

(ii) where the basic application has been filed with the Office of a Contracting Organization or where the basic registration has been made by such an Office, the person in whose name that application or registration stands is a national of a State member of that Contracting Organization, or is domiciled, or has a real and effective industrial or commercial establishment, in the territory of the said Contracting Organization.

[NinjaNumberNine]

Check this out and pick a state.
These are all REAL laws!
Dumb Laws (http://www.ahajokes.com/dumb_laws.html)
Pretty cool, huh? (or pretty crazy, remember, those are the laws our representatives in senate and congress are wasting time making)

[Incendia]

Check this out and pick a state.
These are all REAL laws!
Dumb Laws (http://www.ahajokes.com/dumb_laws.html)
Pretty cool, huh? (or pretty crazy, remember, those are the laws our representatives in senate and congress are wasting time making)

In England (not Wales, Scotland, or N.Ireland) it is illegal to eat a minced pie on Christmas Day.

[Megrimn]

you know buffalo and bison are the same thing?

[Incendia]

you know buffalo and bison are the same thing?

I do now :]

[tarps87]

In England (not Wales, Scotland, or N.Ireland) it is illegal to eat a minced pie on Christmas Day.

Are you sure?

An orange is orange

[Megrimn]

and it's orange. not purple

[NinjaNumberNine]

you know buffalo and bison are the same thing?
Uh-huh, and take a gander at some of these. Prepare to rub holes through your eyes!
Cool Animal Facts (http://www.g-kexoticfarms.com/funanimalfacts.html)

Notice that the Gentoo Penguin is the fastest swimming bird. * sniff * I was hoping it would be the Ubuntu Penguin...

[Kaizzer]

speaking of borring....
The Bridges of Madison County (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112579/) (1995 (http://www.imdb.com/Sections/Years/1995/))

http://ad.doubleclick.net/ad/imdb2.consumer.title/plotsummary;tile=3;sz=300x250,300x600,160x600,120x 600,11x1;p=tr;g=brc;g=dr;g=ro;tt=f;coo=usa;id=tt01 12579;m=PG13;ord=586195485283? (http://ad.doubleclick.net/jump/imdb2.consumer.title/plotsummary;tile=3;sz=300x250,300x600,160x600,120x 600,11x1;p=tr;g=brc;g=dr;g=ro;tt=f;coo=usa;id=tt01 12579;m=PG13;ord=586195485283?)
Plot:

The path of Francesca Johnson's future seems destined when an unexpected fork in the road causes her to question everything she had come to expect from life. While her husband and children are away at the Illinois state fair in the summer of 1965, Robert Kincaid happens turn into the Johnson farm and asks Francesca for directions to Roseman Bridge. Francesca later learns that he was in Iowa on assignment from National Geographic magazine. She is reluctant seeing that he's a complete stranger and then she agrees to show him to the bridges and gradually she talks about her life from being a war-bride from Italy which sets the pace for this bittersweet and all-too-brief romance of her life. Through the pain of separation from her secret love and the stark isolation she feels as the details of her life consume her, she writes her thoughts of the four-day love affair which took up three journals. The journals are found by her children after the lawyer was going over Francesca's will and all the contents which produces a key to her hope chest in the bedroom which contained some of hers and Robert's things. The message they take from the diaries is to what you what you have to do to be happy in life. After learning that Robert Kincaid's cremated remains were scattered off Roseman Bridge and that their mother requested that she too be cremated and her ashes to be scattered off Roseman Bridge, the children must decide whether to honor their mother's final wishes or bury her alongside their father as the family had planned. Adapted from the novel by Robert James Waller, this is the story of a special love that happens just once in a lifetime -- if you're lucky. Written by Mark Fleetwood (http://www.imdb.com/SearchPlotWriters?Mark%20Fleetwood%20%7Bmfleetwo@m ail.coin.missouri.edu%7D)

[NinjaNumberNine]

speaking of borring....
The Bridges of Madison County (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112579/) (1995 (http://www.imdb.com/Sections/Years/1995/))

http://ad.doubleclick.net/ad/imdb2.consumer.title/plotsummary;tile=3;sz=300x250,300x600,160x600,120x 600,11x1;p=tr;g=brc;g=dr;g=ro;tt=f;coo=usa;id=tt01 12579;m=PG13;ord=586195485283? (http://ad.doubleclick.net/jump/imdb2.consumer.title/plotsummary;tile=3;sz=300x250,300x600,160x600,120x 600,11x1;p=tr;g=brc;g=dr;g=ro;tt=f;coo=usa;id=tt01 12579;m=PG13;ord=586195485283?)
Plot:

The path of Francesca Johnson's future seems destined when an unexpected fork in the road causes her to question everything she had come to expect from life. While her husband and children are away at the Illinois state fair in the summer of 1965, Robert Kincaid happens turn into the Johnson farm and asks Francesca for directions to Roseman Bridge. Francesca later learns that he was in Iowa on assignment from National Geographic magazine. She is reluctant seeing that he's a complete stranger and then she agrees to show him to the bridges and gradually she talks about her life from being a war-bride from Italy which sets the pace for this bittersweet and all-too-brief romance of her life. Through the pain of separation from her secret love and the stark isolation she feels as the details of her life consume her, she writes her thoughts of the four-day love affair which took up three journals. The journals are found by her children after the lawyer was going over Francesca's will and all the contents which produces a key to her hope chest in the bedroom which contained some of hers and Robert's things. The message they take from the diaries is to what you what you have to do to be happy in life. After learning that Robert Kincaid's cremated remains were scattered off Roseman Bridge and that their mother requested that she too be cremated and her ashes to be scattered off Roseman Bridge, the children must decide whether to honor their mother's final wishes or bury her alongside their father as the family had planned. Adapted from the novel by Robert James Waller, this is the story of a special love that happens just once in a lifetime -- if you're lucky. Written by Mark Fleetwood (http://www.imdb.com/SearchPlotWriters?Mark%20Fleetwood%20%7Bmfleetwo@m ail.coin.missouri.edu%7D)


-Whoah, Dude. WAY too many words. Not a chance I read all that. That means you get an A 100% for creating a post so boring that even someone as bored of being boring as I am bored could not even read it.

=D> Thumbs up! =D>

[Megrimn]

it's raining again.

[Incendia]

it's raining again.

I live in Britain.
It's always raining here.
Baha.

[Incendia]

Are you sure?

An orange is orange


Yes we learnt it in law and its a well known fact.
Of course, it isn't enforced.

[tarps87]

Yes we learnt it in law and its a well known fact.
Of course, it isn't enforced.

You learn something new every day.

It's a rare occasion, it's not raining in England

[Incendia]

You learn something new every day.

It's a rare occasion, it's not raining in England

Meh. I had a little bit of drizzle.

[NinjaNumberNine]

Yup, got it pouring down here in AR. Uncle Richard and Aunt Susan (of UK, you guessed it) said it rains most of the time and does not snow. I likes it here in the upper south region where it's cold enough in winter to get an annual foot of snow, and warm enough in summer to go to the beach. Right now... The weather is somewhat dreary. :)

But then it is that time of year again anyway, guess I should expect it.

I especially like the second picture cause it looks like fools gold on the patio.
And the last one is inspired by "Air" by Nuno Pinheiro. :mrgreen:

[Incendia]

Yup, got it pouring down here in AR. Uncle Richard and Aunt Susan (of UK, you guessed it) said it rains most of the time and does not snow. I likes it here in the upper south region where it's cold enough in winter to get an annual foot of snow, and warm enough in summer to go to the beach. Right now... The weather is somewhat dreary. :)

But then it is that time of year again anyway, guess I should expect it.

I especially like the second picture cause it looks like fools gold on the patio.
And the last one is inspired by "Air" by Nuno Pinheiro. :mrgreen:

I love American houses. How they are made of wood. Or panels. Or something.
But what I don't get is, here in the UK where we don't get natural disasters; we build homes out of sturdy, solid brick.
In the USA where you get natural disasters you build you homes outta wood?
I'm sure there is some clever explanation, but it's always confuzzled me.
:| ...

[NinjaNumberNine]

I love American houses. How they are made of wood. Or panels. Or something.
But what I don't get is, here in the UK where we don't get natural disasters; we build homes out of sturdy, solid brick.
In the USA where you get natural disasters you build you homes outta wood?
I'm sure there is some clever explanation, but it's always confuzzled me.
:| ...
I love British houses. How they are made of brick. Or stone. Or something.


LOL. :)

Personally I think its because the average American can't afford to build their own house, (though we did build ours, took about four years to complete) so they get a premade one on credit (arghh, I hate the credit system, its ruining America) and since the ones they buy it from know that wood and tin are cheaper than brick, thats what the customers get. However, I cant say that most American houses are paneled, in fact lately I'm seeing more brick houses than ever. Downtown Hot Springs is full of 200-300 year old brick and clay houses, in fact. One of the most rustic places in the state.

Here's a picture of the newer part of downtown (notice the big hotel in the middle right, that one's been around 225 years and its where George Bush checks in when he comes to AR, its called the Arlington hotel.)


http://www.destination360.com/north-america/us/arkansas/images/s/hot-springs.jpg


Also the only states that have real problems with hurricanes and such are the border and Gulf states. Katrina and Rita hit New Orleans pretty hard, but what can I say, THAT city totally deserved it. I think it was God's punishment myself- and they had been begging for it.

The only damage we've ever got here is a tree fallen from Ike last year.

Life is good down here in the South... :)

BTW here's a pic of one of the many hot springs that we are famous for: (trust me, the water will feel like you're scalding your fingers, the water's about 160 degrees)

If you wonder where the water comes from, there's actually a subterranean lake that is under extreme pressure due to volcanic heat and forces its way through cracks in the Earth's crustal rocks; somewhat like a Geyser (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geyser). See this link... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_springs)
http://www.johnjmcgraw.com/photos_hot_springs/Hot%20Springs-Hot%20Spring.JPG

[Incendia]

Katrina and Rita hit New Orleans pretty hard, but what can I say, THAT city totally deserved it. I think it was God's punishment myself- and they had been begging for it.

Erm. Why do you say that? O.o

[NinjaNumberNine]

Erm. Why do you say that? O.o
http://www.americanthinker.com/2005/09/new_orleans_the_tragedy.html

By the way here's a good story:
The story of Ty McTier (http://www.csracrusaders.com/tymctier.htm)

[Incendia]

http://www.americanthinker.com/2005/09/new_orleans_the_tragedy.html

By the way here's a good story:
The story of Ty McTier (http://www.csracrusaders.com/tymctier.htm)

The TY story is interesting.

[NinjaNumberNine]

If anyone's still here, there was an ice storm today:
(this year has been, at best, a complete slap in the face to Al Gore and global warming) ;)

[fela]

(this year has been, at best, a complete slap in the face to Al Gore and global warming) ;)

lol, i hope that was a joke

[lisati]

you know buffalo and bison are the same thing?

Are you sure? I've never tried washing my hands in a buffalo, and I don't think I want to try.

[NinjaNumberNine]

lol, i hope that was a joke
Sorry, it wasn't.
http://www.compeaus.com/frozen.html
If you watch the video, notice that they have a digital display in the heart of Alaska showing the current Arctic temperature. It gives everyone that lives there a laugh, because the temperature never goes up like it's supposed to be doing. :D