Yo computer so ugly...

[gabo.cr]

This is game is like the "Yo mama so ugly" jokes.
But instead of our mamas its about our computers.
Me first...

Yo computer so ugly people think is a toilet with internet.

[Megrimn]

yo computer so slow that when it boots it has to tie its shoelaces.

[MC707]

Yo computer so ugly that when someone sits in front of it, they go blind

[BlazeFire247]

Yo computer so ugly it hangs for more than an hour.

[knepig91]

yo computer is so slow you cant download a movie.

[keplerspeed]

Yo computer so ugly you have to look away when BIOS is posting.

[Megrimn]

yo computer's so ugly you cant tell the usb ports from the serial ports.

[gabo.cr]

Yo computer so old it works with Roman numerals.

[MC707]

Yo computer is so damn ugly, that viruses get viruses themselves when they get in your unpatched windowze XP SP1 box.

[gabo.cr]

Yo computer so old and big it shows up in a radar.

[MC707]

Yo computer is so damn big, Ben Kenoby said "That's no moon... that's your computer!"

[Mark76]

Yo computer is so ugly Microsoft are paying you NOT to install Windows 7 on it :p

[gabo.cr]

Yo computer so old people found cave drawings of it.

[MC707]

Yo computer so slow that my watch can crunch BOINC numbers faster than it.

[MoebusNet]

Your computer is so ugly and old that the keyboard is in hieroglyphics.

[MC707]

yo computer is so ugly that it once connected to a bunch of Bittorrent trackers and ended up poisoning every torrent on the cyberspace.

[SigmaSanti]

Yo computers so old that you have to buy vacuum tubes from Russia.
Yo computers so old that it has a raid array of 512mb hard disks.
Yo computers so slow that the babbage engine is faster than it. - http://www.computerhistory.org/babbage/

[Megrimn]

yo computer so old, your dad thought it was a microwave.

[lisati]

yo computer so old, your grandparents thought it was an abacus

[gabo.cr]

Yo computer so ugly Freddy Kreuger won't even use it.

[closetmonsterrr]

yo computer is so slow and stupid, Dubbya can use it :P

[MC707]

Yo computer is so ugly that every time you fix your liquid cooling, after ten minutes, it starts to leak even more badly than before.

[Tipped OuT]

Yo computer is so slow, your computur automatically self destructed itself when you tried to install Windows Vista.

[MC707]

Yo computer is SO FRIGGIN slow, your computur automatically self destructed itself when you tried to install Puppy Linux in it! :P:lolflag:

[closetmonsterrr]

your computer jus straight up sucks.
but i dont blame ya, i hear vista is expensive, why throw out all the money~ o yea, cuz it sucks...

[gabo.cr]

Yo computer so slow Homer Simpson can think faster.

(Because, you know... computers can think)

[Simian Man]

Your computer so old it uses EBCDIC for characters.

[scragar]

Your computer's so old it has a punch card reader.

[steev182]

Yo computer so ugly dat yo hide it in yo closet...

[Megrimn]

yo computer so fat it must be running windows.

[gabo.cr]

Yo computer so old, the Bios firmware version is 1.2e-7

[MC707]

Yo computer is so old that it doesn't have a BIOS.

[SigmaSanti]

You computer so slow the BIOS runs Vista.

[MC707]

your computer is so buggy, your computer has shown a BSOD each time you boot since the very moment you thrashed your money in.

[Yvan300]

Yo computer heating so bad that i can fry chicken wit it.

[Megrimn]

yo computer so ugly it scared your mouse.

[Mark76]

Yo computer so old the OS was programmed by Ada, Countess Lovelace :D

[TheStroj]

Yo computer is so ugly that it shuts down when it boots.

[MC707]

Yo computer is so ugly, it shows BSODs with linux installed.

[ElSlunko]

Yo computer is so old it took 6 days to render the universe.

[MC707]

Yo computer is so old it took 6 days to render the universe.

I guess you are talking from the perspective of a 2300 AD teenager?

Yer computers so ugly, a cracker's computer blew in a radius of 1km the last time you left all your ports open. And your computer always has all your ports open.

[Megrimn]

yo computer's so old you had to build your house around it.

[Shibblet]

Your computer is so ugly, it had to get it's floppy disk circumsized.
Your computer is so old, you had to order a slide-ruler for an upgrade.
Your computer is so old, the power supply came with a pace maker.
Your computer is so slow, you don't plug it into the wall, you plant it.
Your computer is so old, you put Crunchbang linux on it and now it needs a chiropractor.

"What kind of chip you got in there? A Dorito?"
-- "Weird Al" Yankovic

[Gwasanaethau]

Yo computer's so ugly you installed Vista Basic on it to make it look better!

[fela]

Your computer is so ugly people think it runs windows.

[Megrimn]

yo computer so ugly your girlfriend broke up with you.

[~sHyLoCk~]

Your computer is so ugly that it makes you look pretty.

[pmlxuser]

your computer so ugly that every time you type the word ugly it automatically changes to ****

[Megrimn]

yo computer so ugly, the internet exploded

[skygazer]

yo computer's so ugly, yo mamma opened the cpu and took a dump..

[renkinjutsu]

Yo computer's so ugly, going on google actually breaks the internet



.. thanks hoppi xD

[Megrimn]

yo computer so ugly, even microsoft won't touch it.

[Kaizzer]

your computer is so ugly that you only use it ... to work ..

[kylefrikkentoth]

Your computers so slow, it crashes when you use the calculator :)

[cameronedwards]

most times when people type "google" into "google" you break the internet.
your computers not even powerful enough to fun the terminal to search google!