[GAME] The would you rather game

[gondol9]

ok so heres how it goes. you answer a question, eg, would you rather have a cat or dog in your post then you ask a question, eg, would you rather have a fish or a hamster!!!:)
enjoy!!! ill start

would you rather umm... have a cat or a dog :lolflag:

[gondol9]

hello?

[gondol9]

hello anyone out there?

[gondol9]

...yawn...

[Groucho Marxist]

ok so heres how it goes. you answer a question, eg, would you rather have a cat or dog in your post then you ask a question, eg, would you rather have a fish or a hamster!!!:)
enjoy!!! ill start

would you rather umm... have a cat or a dog :lolflag:

Cat.

Would you rather live during the rise of a civilization or during the decline of a civilization?

[Megrimn]

decline.

Would you rather watch the movie "Fargo" or watch the movie "Bambi"?

[Incendia]

decline.

Would you rather watch the movie "Fargo" or watch the movie "Bambi"?

Bambi :]
Would you rather listen to the same song over and over again for a whole day, or eat the same food over and over again for three months? :]

[The Toxic Mite]

Bambi :]
Would you rather listen to the same song over and over again for a whole day, or eat the same food over and over again for three months? :]

I'd rather listen to the same song for a day ;)

Would you rather have ice cream or cake?

[markusf21]

ice cream
would you rather run a 10 year old computer with ubuntu or a brand new one with vista

[gondol9]

omg thats hard... but probably the new one with vista cos i could just install ubuntu on it
cos ive got like 20 install disks with all the distros :lolflag:

would you rather fall of the empirestate building or fall head first onto a concrete floor from 50 meters?

[MC707]

I'd rather fall the empire state building [with a parachute on :P]. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee when you laugh?

[Megrimn]

pee. It's easier to hide.

Would you rather do dishes or peel potatoes?

[MC707]

Do dishes, definitely. I'd cut my entire hand trying to peel potatoes xD
Would you rather be naked in a crowd or be the ONLY one dressed in a nudist colony?

[Incendia]

Do dishes, definitely. I'd cut my entire hand trying to peel potatoes xD
Would you rather be naked in a crowd or be the ONLY one dressed in a nudist colony?

The only one dressed in a nudist colony :]

Would you rather have a constant cold forever, or use Windows ME forever?

[MC707]

I'd rather die, too much pain and torture in one single place :P.

Would you rather date someone very ugly with an extremely awesome personality, or date someone extremely attractive with a terrible personality?

[Mr. Hibba]

I guess I'd take the one with the better personality.

Which would you rather do, pinball or miniature golf?

[Incendia]

I guess I'd take the one with the better personality.

Which would you rather do, pinball or miniature golf?

Pinball if I wasn't feeling particularly social.
Mini Golf with a few friends if I was :]


Would you rather IM someone who can't spell & has no sense of grammar, or someone who 'nudges' you all the time and puts lots of !!!!!!!!?????!?!?! if you take longer than 3 seconds to reply? ;]

[Megrimn]

I'll take the no sense of grammar dude over the other anyday.

WYR swallow a needle or write a 50-page research paper?

[MC707]

I'd write the paper. You never said it had to be done in less than 2 months! First, I'd get a good ol' nobel prize. Second, a needle could easily get stuck at any point of my digestive system, only needing a piece of potato to struck it in ANY vital or semi-vital organ.

Would you rather (this is for intelligent people, only one answer is 'correct' if you mind the analogy) be able to fortell the future, or have all the money you will ever need?

[scragar]

Would you rather (this is for intelligent people, only one answer is 'correct' if you mind the analogy) be able to fortell the future, or have all the money you will ever need?

Money, knowing the future would be horrible, think about it, always knowing what you are going to do and everything that will happen as a result, because if you decide not to do it you know what you're going to do then anyway, there'd never be any surprises, and you'd always know how you'd die and what it'd be like. As I said, horrible.

Would you rather go without the internet for a month, or forgo a computer entirely for 3 weeks?

[MC707]

Money, knowing the future would be horrible, think about it, always knowing what you are going to do and everything that will happen as a result, because if you decide not to do it you know what you're going to do then anyway, there'd never be any surprises, and you'd always know how you'd die and what it'd be like. As I said, horrible.

Would you rather go without the internet for a month, or forgo a computer entirely for 3 weeks?

I see your point. Many people, however, would prefer to predict because first, they'd get all horse racing bets and lottery right. Then they could know what will happen and based on that change horrible futures for humanity. For instance, people nowadays do not seem to give a single piece of damn about taking care of our planet. If somebody could predict exactly what would happen, the most likely to happen is that people would change their stupid selfish attitude towards everything.
I see my question is not a question for intelligent ones, but rather a debatable question. My apologies.

Anyway, I would probably forgo the computer for 3 weeks, because I could still boot to windows and play some games. I could even play Hedgewars with my brothers in Ubuntu, since you said no 'internet' but never mentioned no 'intranet' :P

Would you rather order a Base Delta Zero to planet earth, or an Orbital Bombardment to both the north and south pole?

[Groucho Marxist]

I see your point. Many people, however, would prefer to predict because first, they'd get all horse racing bets and lottery right. Then they could know what will happen and based on that change horrible futures for humanity. For instance, people nowadays do not seem to give a single piece of damn about taking care of our planet. If somebody could predict exactly what would happen, the most likely to happen is that people would change their stupid selfish attitude towards everything.
I see my question is not a question for intelligent ones, but rather a debatable question. My apologies.

Anyway, I would probably forgo the computer for 3 weeks, because I could still boot to windows and play some games. I could even play Hedgewars with my brothers in Ubuntu, since you said no 'internet' but never mentioned no 'intranet' :P

Would you rather order a Base Delta Zero to planet earth, or an Orbital Bombardment to both the north and south pole?

Orbital bombardment; the Penguin Armies will not bring up the shields in time to defend the Ice House.

Would you rather take the blue pill and have the story end before waking up in your bed and believing what you want? Or, would you rather take the red pill, stay in Wonderland and see how deep the rabbit hole goes?

[MC707]

I go for the red pill. Despite how painful or pleasant truth may be, I prefer not to stay on the blissful ignorance of illusion.

Would you rather take a (space) freighter full with millions of megatons worth of anti-matter bombs towards an oncoming asteroid that would crumble human civilization and all the biosphere, or take a nimble ship and escape to the nearest alied alien solar system? (please be honest)

[Incendia]

I go for the red pill. Despite how painful or pleasant truth may be, I prefer not to stay on the blissful ignorance of illusion.

Would you rather take a (space) freighter full with millions of megatons worth of anti-matter bombs towards an oncoming asteroid that would crumble human civilization and all the biosphere, or take a nimble ship and escape to the nearest alied alien solar system? (please be honest)

This is going to make me sound horrible. But you asked to be honest.
If I could have that special someone on the ship with me, escape.
If I was on my own, crash into the asteroid.

[MC707]

This is going to make me sound horrible. But you asked to be honest.
If I could have that special someone on the ship with me, escape.
If I was on my own, crash into the asteroid.

Being a liar would make you sound worst. BTW you have to ask a 'would you' after yer answer. I'll do it for you though.

would you rather be a jedi or a sith?

[Incendia]

Being a liar would make you sound worst. BTW you have to ask a 'would you' after yer answer. I'll do it for you though.

would you rather be a jedi or a sith?

Oh, sorry, I forgot this time.
A sith :]
Then I could have emotions.

Would you rather be a famous doctor (found cure for the common cold and mouth ulcers), or a famous film star who completely revolutionised the film industry and will never be forgotten?

[The Toxic Mite]

Oh, sorry, I forgot this time.
A sith :]
Then I could have emotions.

Would you rather be a famous doctor (found cure for the common cold and mouth ulcers), or a famous film star who completely revolutionised the film industry and will never be forgotten?

Be a famous doctor - TBH I wouldn't like to be under the spotlight, though :|

Would you rather use Arch Linux or Ubuntu?

[Incendia]

Be a famous doctor - TBH I wouldn't like to be under the spotlight, though :|

Would you rather use Arch Linux or Ubuntu?

Ubuntu.

Would you rather travel forwards in time or backwards?
NOTE: You can't go back to present day.

[The Toxic Mite]

Ubuntu.

Would you rather travel forwards in time or backwards?
NOTE: You can't go back to present day.

Go back in time, to see the marvels of British Rail (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Rail)

Oh, how Privatisation has ruined the railways of Great Britain... :(

[Incendia]

Go back in time, to see the marvels of British Rail (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Rail)

Oh, how Privatisation has ruined the railways of Great Britain... :(


Into your trains then, ehh? ;]
You forgot a 'would you rather'. :]

[The Toxic Mite]

Into your trains then, ehh? ;]
You forgot a 'would you rather'. :]

DAMNIT!i

Would you rather drive a car at 130km/h or travel in a train at 320km/h?

[Incendia]

DAMNIT!i

Would you rather drive a car at 130km/h or travel in a train at 320km/h?

Hmm.
Well I work in Miles (I'm British), so I'm not sure how fast that is :]
But, the train.
Because when I get the train I go from Manchester to Cardiff.
& that takes ~3hours 45 minutes.
So I would get there a lot faster, no? ;]

Would you rather go on holiday to somewhere REALLY hot, or somewhere constantly cold and snowy/icy?

[MC707]

Hmm.
Well I work in Miles (I'm British), so I'm not sure how fast that is :]
But, the train.
Because when I get the train I go from Manchester to Cardiff.
& that takes ~3hours 45 minutes.
So I would get there a lot faster, no? ;]

Would you rather go on holiday to somewhere REALLY hot, or somewhere constantly cold and snowy/icy?

130 kilometer/hour = 80.778 254 991 mile/hour (mph)
320 kilometer/hour = 198.838 781 52 mile/hour (mph)

I'd prefer to go somewhere really constantly cold and snowy. Here we got plenty of beautiful beaches (with beautiful chicks ;)), but I've never been to a snowy place. I'd love do do skiing or snowboarding :twisted:

Would you rather be on Venus or on Titan?

[Megrimn]

titan. I would rather be frozen than melting.

would you rather kiss a rabid dog or be struck by a train moving at 100 mph. that's 161 kmph for you metric people.

[MC707]

kiss a rabid dog - the train would certainly kill me - while I could put a bite guard in the dog's mouth (you never said the dog didn't have a mouth guard!)

would you rather walk a 1 square-mile graveyard at 1AM, or venture to the underground catacombs of the same graveyard?

[Incendia]

kiss a rabid dog - the train would certainly kill me - while I could put a bite guard in the dog's mouth (you never said the dog didn't have a mouth guard!)

would you rather walk a 1 square-mile graveyard at 1AM, or venture to the underground catacombs of the same graveyard?

I'd rather walk a 1 square-mile graveyard at 1AM; along with several Ninjas and British Army Soldiers so monsters wouldn't eat me D:

Would you rather go three weeks without electricity or three weeks without food except overly stale bread?

[The Toxic Mite]

Three weeks without electricity ;)

Would you rather use Ubuntu or Debian?

[Incendia]

Three weeks without electricity ;)

Would you rather use Ubuntu or Debian?



Umm.
Err.
Hard one.
Probably Debian.

Would you rather run KDE or XFCE?

[scragar]

Umm.
Err.
Hard one.
Probably Debian.

Would you rather run KDE or XFCE?

XFCE(which is my prefered WM at the moment anyway :p)

Without the ability to dualboot would you rather run windows or OSX?

[Incendia]

XFCE(which is my prefered WM at the moment anyway :p)

Without the ability to dualboot would you rather run windows or OSX?

OS X.

Never used it before apart from when my boyfriend took me into a Mac Store.
But they looked pretty & pure eyecandyness.

Would you rather use Vista, XP, or a greatly outdated Linux distro?

[The Toxic Mite]

Greatly outdated Linux distro, and start a new community to bring it back to life :D

Would you rather use BSD or Xenix?

[Incendia]

Greatly outdated Linux distro, and start a new community to bring it back to life :D

Would you rather use BSD or Xenix?

BSD of course.
It can look pretty like Linux :]
You just have to learn a new commandline :/
Xenix doesn't have a GUI, right?

Would you rather use Mandriva or OpenSUSE?
Both equally as awful as each other, imho.

[Megrimn]

never used wither, so I will just say OpenSUSE.

WYR eat stale potato chips or drink a flat Coke?

[The Toxic Mite]

Drink a flat Coke ;)

WYR get an Eee PC or a VAIO P?

[jimmyhacker]

VAIO P

Because gfx cards implimented with EEE pc`s just suck.

Would you prefer to be bisexual,or staight?:popcorn:

[Incendia]

VAIO P

Because gfx cards implimented with EEE pc`s just suck.

Would you prefer to be bisexual,or straight?:popcorn:

Bisexual.
So I would still be attracted to my boyfriend.

Would you rather drink Pepsi or Coke?

[Grukmuck]

Pepsi for sure.

WYR swim a mile to save your life with 5lb weights on your wrists and ankles, or swim a mile to save your life with a 20lb weight around your waist?

[Incendia]

Pepsi for sure.

WYR swim a mile to save your life with 5lb weights on your wrists and ankles, or swim a mile to save your life with a 20lb weight around your waist?

I'd drown either way, as I'm weak. :]
But I think the 5lb on each limb would be easier.
Would you rather own a Top-Of-The-Range Alienware or Top-Of-The-Range iMac?
Both with your favourite distro on, of course.

[The Toxic Mite]

I'd drown either way, as I'm weak. :]
But I think the 5lb on each limb would be easier.
Would you rather own a Top-Of-The-Range Alienware or Top-Of-The-Range iMac?
Both with your favourite distro on, of course.

Top-of-the-range Alienware, PCs generally have better graphics than Macs IMHO.

WYR use Fedora or CentOS?

[Incendia]

Top-of-the-range Alienware, PCs generally have better graphics than Macs IMHO.

WYR use Fedora or CentOS?

Mmm. Hard.
Fedora I suppose. It is more mainstream. :]

Would you rather use a very stable system, or a beta system with cutting-edge features?

[Incendia]

?

[Megrimn]

I choose the very stable release. I don't always have time to diddle around and get things working.

WYR operate a switchboard or be an office secratary?

[Incendia]

I choose the very stable release. I don't always have time to diddle around and get things working.

WYR operate a switchboard or be an office secretary?


Umm.
I'd do either.
But I'm inclining more towards the switchboard.

Would you rather be able to read people's minds or control people's emotions?

[scragar]

Umm.
I'd do either.
But I'm inclining more towards the switchboard.

Would you rather be able to read people's minds or control people's emotions?

Hmn, sounds a little creepy those choices :p I'd go for controlling peoples emotions though, at least then I can make them happy when they're around me to make up for the fact that I'm messing around with a core part of their personality.

Would you rather be able to speak to all animals(excluding humans) telepathically or be able to speak(and understand) all human languages?

[Incendia]

Hmn, sounds a little creepy those choices :p I'd go for controlling peoples emotions though, at least then I can make them happy when they're around me to make up for the fact that I'm messing around with a core part of their personality.

Would you rather be able to speak to all animals(excluding humans) telepathically or be able to speak(and understand) all human languages?


Speak and understand all human languages!
Think of the coolness of it.
You can teach people any language in schools and make a fortune, and you wouldn't have to rely on online translators for stuff D:
& I would have my pc in some cool language, like Welsh or Japanese, so no one could read what I was doing ;]

Would you rather be able to turn invisible or predict the future?

[Megrimn]

Turn invisible, of course! oh, the possibilities! And NO, I would not use it to go into the guy's locker room. Probably go use it to spy on obama or the president of our school...

WYR get your hand caught in a combine (farming equipment) or get your arm bitten off in a shark attack?

[Incendia]

Turn invisible, of course! oh, the possibilities! And NO, I would not use it to go into the guy's locker room. Probably go use it to spy on obama or the president of our school...

WYR get your hand caught in a combine (farming equipment) or get your arm bitten off in a shark attack?

Mmm. Arm in a shark attack. Less pain I guess, whereas if your hand was caught then your nerves will be going like crazy in your hand & I'd probably just die from the pain, lol.

Would you rather live in a castle or a cottage?

[scragar]

Would you rather live in a castle or a cottage?

Cottage, less work to maintain it(and it wouldn't be freezing).

Would you rather stub your toe on a brick, or drop your favourite computer down the stairs?

[Incendia]

Cottage, less work to maintain it(and it wouldn't be freezing).

Would you rather stub your toe on a brick, or drop your favourite computer down the stairs?

Stub my toe.
My body repairs itself, computers don't :]

Would you rather use a open-source and free Windows, or a close-source and £90 Ubuntu?

[Richard9795]

Would you rather use a open-source and free Windows, or a close-source and £90 Ubuntu?

Thats a hard Decision... I would go with...
Ubuntu, you didn't say no community, or no risk
of getting a virus :P

Would you rather fall off the empire state building, or never own, rent, etc a computer again?

[Incendia]

Thats a hard Decision... I would go with...
Ubuntu, you didn't say no community, or no risk
of getting a virus :P

Would you rather fall off the empire state building, or never own, rent, etc a computer again?

Mmm. Never touch a computer again.
I could live without them. I'd be bored, but I could.

Would you rather eat stale cheese or mouldy bread?

[bruno9779]

Mmm. Never touch a computer again.
I could live without them. I'd be bored, but I could.

Would you rather eat stale cheese or mouldy bread?

A stale bread and moldy cheese sandwich.

Would you rather be an US citizen or be bombed by the US army?

[Megrimn]

I'm already a US citizen, so that takes care of that.

WYR burn your tongue on a hot beverage or accidentially bite your toungue?

[lolium]

I'd rather burn myself, i could deal with it more (:

Would you rather; live in outer space for 30 years or live in a submarine for 30 years?

[wutwutwut]

I'd rather burn myself, i could deal with it more (:

Would you rather; live in outer space for 30 years or live in a submarine for 30 years?

What if the submarine is in space?

[Incendia]

I'd rather burn myself, i could deal with it more (:

Would you rather; live in outer space for 30 years or live in a submarine for 30 years?


Space.
It would just be cooler.

Would you rather be really creative (as in the best painter in the world) or the best mathematician in the world?

[Megrimn]

the most creative people are often the world's best mathematicians. Just look at M.C. Escher

WYR try google chrome or use IE forever?

[Incendia]

the most creative people are often the world's best mathematicians. Just look at M.C. Escher

WYR try google chrome or use IE forever?

GC.
I used to use it as my primary browser, anyway.

Would you rather eat chips or a salad?

(Chips in English, not American)

http://www.oldleither.com/fish-and-chips.jpg

[gondol9]

Money, knowing the future wiould be horrible, think about it, always knowing what you are going to do and everything that will happen as a result, because if you decide not to do it you know what you're going to do then anyway, there'd never be any surprises, and you'd always know how you'd die and what it'd be like. As I said, horrible.

Wrong answer...
You could predict the lotto nums.

Would you rather go without the internet for a month, or forgo a computer entirely for 3 weeks?

1ft

[gondol9]

forgo a Comp ,cos ive been unable to use mine for over probably about 3 months!!!!!(BTW im using a wii)

would you rather be deaf or blind?

[sqrooup]

Chips & Blind

WYR drink ale or lager?

[Marvin666]

Not of legal age for alcohol so pass.
Would you rather loose a hand or foot.

[The Toxic Mite]

Not of legal age for alcohol so pass.
Would you rather loose a hand or foot.

Neither.

WYR have iPhone or Android?

[00ber n00b]

Neither.

WYR have iPhone or Android?

Droid.

WYR be ejected into space with 3 weeks of life remaining or into the deep sea with 3 weeks of life remaining? (you die at the end of 3 weeks, you have life support to keep you alive for 3 weeks)

[SchizmWolf]

Deep Sea. At least that way I get to swim instead of just flail ineffectually.
WYR fall off a horse during a stampede or get in a wreck driving a NASCAR at full speed?

[The Toxic Mite]

Deep Sea. At least that way I get to swim instead of just flail ineffectually.
WYR fall off a horse during a stampede or get in a wreck driving a NASCAR at full speed?

Fall off a horse; at least the chances of getting killed are lower ;)

WYR use a QWERTY keyboard or a Dvorak Simplified Keyboard?

[Sicadastra]

QWERTY, not familiar with Dvorak.

Would you rather read eat a cow's brain or drink a pig's blood?

[this is new york not l.a.]

Can't I have both?

Would you rather listen to Jeff Goldblum talk or William Shatner?