Ban The User Above You.

[Capt. Blackwood]

Simple really...you ban the user above you for what ever reason you see fit. This game's a smash hit on other sites I go to http://zunited.net/Smileys/default/smiley.gif.

Banned for not having users before me http://zunited.net/Smileys/default/smiley.gif .

[#11u-max]

i ban you for opening this thread,,,

[lisati]

i ban you for opening this thread,,,

I ban you for having a forum user name I don't quite understand (yet)

[Cam42]

I ban you for your Ubuntu user number not being divisible by three.

[foxmulder881]

I ban you for your Ubuntu user number not being divisible by three.

I ban you for running a rather odd amount of ram.

[Mariane]

I ban you for having ticklish feet

[Megrimn]

you are banned for not having an avatar.

[Mariane]

You are banned for saying I don't have an avatar.

[keplerspeed]

You are banned for replying after you have already been banned.

[Isaacgallegos]

You're banned or saying "you have" instead of "you've".

[Capt. Blackwood]

banned for sudo grammar police

[staf0048]

Banned because I lost money in Vegas last weekend.

[staf0048]

Banned becuase I was the last one to reply

[ed5000]

Your banned for banning twice!

[Udayakiran]

You're banned for misspelling you're.

[camper365]

Your banned for having a post divisible by 5.

[Hosmion]

Your banned for testing Karmic Koala

[Metallion]

Your banned for making me mispell you're!

[#11u-max]

banned for nawt having a cool avatar!

[community nerd]

You are banned for being an english teacher on ubuntu forums.

[Capt. Blackwood]

banned for only having 5 cups of ubuntu

[Incendia]

banned for only having 5 cups of ubuntu

Banned for saying someone only has five cups of Ubuntu, when you yourself only have five :]

[sh228]

Banned for saying someone only has five cups of Ubuntu, when you yourself only have five :]
Banned for only having only one cup of Ubuntu.

[The Toxic Mite]

Banned for having a rather bland (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bland) avatar

[markusf21]

banned for not roasting your beans or my beans

[MC707]

Banned for suggesting with your signature that we don't use the rm command sparringly (just kidding, never use rm!)

[Megrimn]

banned for having an avatar that suggests DOOM

[goodvikings]

Banned for using the color pink in text.

[BlazeFire247]

Banned for being a good viking.

[gabo.cr]

Banned for discouraging people from being good.

[MC707]

Banned for having a keyboard that includes a *Format computer* button.

[gabo.cr]

Banned for banning me for something I was banned once before.

[MC707]

Banned for making me ROFL because of your previous statement

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned for hiding your beans!

[MC707]

Banned for having only one bean! :P

[markusf21]

banned for not testing karmic

[MC707]

Banned for not having AIM (though that is disputable xD)

[Warren Watts]

Banned for being too close to the equator!

[Mr. Hibba]

Banned for supporting Linux and leading to the ultimate downfall of Microsoft, plunging the world into Unix/GNU-Linux awesomeness!

... jk ;-).

[goodvikings]

Banned for being a fanboy.

[zeroseven0183]

Banned for banning the user above him

[Incendia]

Banned for banning the user above him

Banned for banning someone for banning in a banning game. :]

[bodyharvester]

banned for overuse of the word banned

[suitedaces]

You harvest bodies? We can't have that sort of person bringing these forums into disrepute. Perma-ban.

[TuckLive]

Banned for still having a squirrel in your avatar.

[sh228]

Banned for posting late.

[MC707]

banned for advertising VoIP

[Incendia]

banned for advertising VoIP

LOL!

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Banned for discouraging advertising of a useful technology.
& having a scary avatar. ;]

[MC707]

& having a scary avatar. ;]
Thank you :cool:

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Banned for not liking my pants :P

[markusf21]

banned for being too polite

[Tipped OuT]

banned for being too polite

Banned for being too mean and using improper grammar.

-Grammar Nazi

[markusf21]

banned for too many words

[MC707]

Banned for not having anything left to be banned for :P (talk about paradox)

[Mulenmar]

Banned for mentioning a paradox.

*does handstand, so above points down*

Banned for banning me. Joking.

[MC707]

Banned for doing capoeira while banning me.

[Mulenmar]

Banned for using a word I had to look up to understand while banned by my acrobatic ban.

^^ Self-banned for using the word "ban" too many times in the Ban Thread.

[MC707]

Banned for self-banning yourself! :P :lolflag:

[Mulenmar]

Self-unbanned in order ban you for banning me for banning myself for using the word "ban" too many times while banning you for banning me for acrobatically banning you and the next person to ban me.

And since you were the next person to ban me, you're now ban-banned! :lolflag::tongue:

[MC707]

Self-unbanned in order ban you for banning me for banning myself for using the word "ban" too many times while banning you for banning me for acrobatically banning you and the next person to ban me.

And since you were the next person to ban me, you're now ban-banned! :lolflag::tongue:

Nope nope. The law of signs dictates that -*-=+, which means ban (-)*ban(-)=unban(+), which means I am not ban-banned, but rather unbanned, which in turn makes me ban you for self-unbanning you in order to ban me for banning you for banning yourself for using the word "ban" too many times while banning me for banning you for acrobatically banning me and the previous person to ban you.

ROFL :twisted:

[Mulenmar]

Nope nope. The law of signs dictates that -*-=+, which means ban (-)*ban(-)=unban(+), which means I am not ban-banned, but rather unbanned, which in turn makes me ban you for self-unbanning you in order to ban me for banning you for banning yourself for using the word "ban" too many times while banning me for banning you for acrobatically banning me and the previous person to ban you.

ROFL :twisted:

Nice, but the problem is that this isn't a matter of -*-=+, but rather (-) + (-) = 2(-), so ban(-) + ban(-) = double-ban(-).

Therefore, I'm afraid that I must ban you for banning me for self-unbanning myself (which, I will admit, was an impossible double-unban(+), and thus invalidates the whole chain) in order to ban you for banning me for banning myself for using the word "ban" too many times while banning you for banning me for acrobatically banning you and the previous person to ban me (which was also you...)

It thus follows that not only did you ban while banned, but that I exceeded my unbanning limit. Thus, I propose that we both ban ourselves and take some painkillers for this headache. ):P\\:D/

[MartinusEx]

You are banned because the first will be the last :popcorn:

[keiichidono]

You are banned for not using arch linux.

[zeroseven0183]

Banned for having an Anime Avatar

[masux594]

Banned becuse you've something aganist Anime!

Sysc, A

[scanzano]

You're banned for posting on this thread, and therefore I ban myself as well because Chuck Norris told me to.

[goodvikings]

Banned for taking the joy of banning away from me.

[akscotsman]

Banned for having the joy of banning taken from you.

[MC707]

Nice, but the problem is that this isn't a matter of -*-=+, but rather (-) + (-) = 2(-), so ban(-) + ban(-) = double-ban(-).

Therefore, I'm afraid that I must ban you for banning me for self-unbanning myself (which, I will admit, was an impossible double-unban(+), and thus invalidates the whole chain) in order to ban you for banning me for banning myself for using the word "ban" too many times while banning you for banning me for acrobatically banning you and the previous person to ban me (which was also you...)

It thus follows that not only did you ban while banned, but that I exceeded my unbanning limit. Thus, I propose that we both ban ourselves and take some painkillers for this headache. ):P\\:D/
Agreed. But lets get a little beer instead :P

Banned for givin' scuba gear to an animal that can already dive without the scuba gear.

[Incendia]

Agreed. But lets get a little beer instead :P

Banned for givin' scuba gear to an animal that can already dive without the scuba gear.

Banned for not knowing penguins can only hold their breath about 15 minutes. Thus making a penguin-diving-suit practical :]

Source: 'March of the Penguins' (2005)

[The Toxic Mite]

Banned for being incredibly smart

[akscotsman]

Banned for judging a user's intelligence.

[MC707]

banned for having 0 beans (wth lol!) (I know these subforums don't give beans btw)

[UKBB]

Banned for having 702 more band members than MC5.

[wojox]

Banned because I have no idea what you mean.

[MC707]

Banned for having 702 more band members than MC5.
Lol
Banned because I have no idea what you mean.
Banned for not knowing who MC5 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MC5) are.

[zeroseven0183]

Banned for advertising a band

[levian]

banned for revealing MC5 is a band (or clicking on the link).

[Incendia]

banned for revealing MC5 is a band (or clicking on the link).

Banned for banning someone for sharing information.

[keiichidono]

I choose not to ban anyone.

[Incendia]

I choose not to ban anyone.

Banned for not banning anyone.
And for making me google .derp. :]

[running_rabbit07]

Banned for not banning yourself when the banning began.

[Incendia]

Banned for not banning yourself when the banning began.

Banned for mildly confusing me. :[

[running_rabbit07]

Banned for mildly confusing me. :[

You can't ban the banner for banning before being banned.

[Incendia]

You can't ban the banner for banning before being banned.

Banned for creating a rule? :]
lol.

[Marlonsm]

Banned for not liking my pants

[Incendia]

Banned for not liking my pants

Banned for looking murderously at msn logos. :]
And for wearing bad pants.

[running_rabbit07]

Banned for looking murderously at msn logos. :]
And for wearing bad pants.
Banned for looking at other's pants.

[MC707]

Banned for not letting him check da current fashion.

Banned for not liking my pants
Banned for banning him for something I already banned him for in the first place.

[The Toxic Mite]

Banned for confusing da hell outta other people! #-o

[UKBB]

Banned for being confused.

[Incendia]

Banned for being confused.

Banned for suggesting it is wrong to be confused instead of helping the confused person :]

[Marlonsm]

Banned for confusing people even more.

[The Toxic Mite]

banned foar lurkin' da intarwebz

[Marlonsm]

Banned for using some weird variation of English.

[Incendia]

Banned for using some weird variation of English.

Banned for not liking how LOLcats speak D:

[MelDJ]

banned for not liking my pants:P

[Incendia]

banned for not liking my pants:P

Banned for not understanding I have a problem with everyone's pants, okay?
lol ;]

[MC707]

banned for probably not having pants in the first place (if yo don't like anyone's pants, then you proly don't have a pair of them ;)).

[Incendia]

banned for probably not having pants in the first place (if yo don't like anyone's pants, then you proly don't have a pair of them ;)).


:O

Banned for pointing out my secret commando habits to UbuntuForums!

:lolflag:

[MC707]

banned for confirming your own secret that I revealed to Ubuntu forums :P

[Incendia]

banned for confirming your own secret that I revealed to Ubuntu forums :P

Well. You're banned for wearing pants.
And stormtrooper outfits. :]

[goodvikings]

Banned for buying your clothes at.. the toilet .. store ...

- Those who don't get the reference are also banned.

[Incendia]

Banned for buying your clothes at.. the toilet .. store ...

- Those who don't get the reference are also banned.

Banned for confusing me.
And pre-emptive banning of me because I don't know what your on about, haha.

[MC707]

banned for lying :^o (mine are not stormtrooper outfits, they are phase II clonetrooper outfits (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Clone_shadow_trooper) ;) )

[Incendia]

banned for lying :^o (mine are not stormtrooper outfits, they are phase II clonetrooper outfits (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Clone_shadow_trooper) ;) )

They are both evil!
I think.
Yeah
Cos the clones kill the Jedi don't they?
And the stormtroopers have problems with ewoks.

Banned for being evil.

[goodvikings]

Banned for not having seen Anchorman.

[The Toxic Mite]

Banned for banning some who hadn't seen Anchorman

[goodvikings]

Banned for not being a Pastafarian.

Google it.

[MC707]

banned for not being a good pastafarian (where's my spaghetti, you... )

[goodvikings]

Banned for thinking I can pass him spaghetti through the net.

[UKBB]

Banned for thinking I can pass him spaghetti through the net.

Banned for not having your food replicator online.

[Marlonsm]

Banned for not having your food replicator online.

Banned for not using an open-source food replicator so everybody could use it.

[goodvikings]

The two above me are banned for thinking such a device exists.

[Marlonsm]

Banned for trying to say a food replicator is not real.

[MC707]

you three are banned for not passing me spaghetti through the net with the use of an open-source food replicator

[goodvikings]

Banned for banning three people at once.

[bruno9779]

Banned for displaying and linking to a meaningless spaghetti monster

[lisati]

Banned for confusing bad programming with food

[akscotsman]

Banned for using the words confusing and programming in the same sentence.

[zeroseven0183]

Banned because I said so

[goodvikings]

Banned for a boring ban.

[Marlonsm]

Banned for 3 words starting with B in a 5-word sentence.

[Incendia]

Banned for 3 words starting with B in a 5-word sentence.

Banned for having issues with the letter B. :]

[UKBB]

Banned for not being politically correct about B-phobia.

[aktiwers]

Banned for trying to be politically correct.

[The Toxic Mite]

*Burns beans for mentioning politics in a support forum*

;)

[Incendia]

*Burns beans for mentioning politics in a support forum*

;)

Banned for burning beans. I'm sure burnt coffee beans won't smell nice.

[BslBryan]

Banned for having an opinion.

[Incendia]

Banned for having an opinion.

Banned for being a Nazi. :]

[MC707]

banned for expressing more propaganda than is already needed.

[akscotsman]

Banned for decided what is needed.

[Incendia]

Banned for decided what is needed.

Banned for incorrect grammar.
'Decided' = 'Deciding' :]

[ErikEhlert]

Banned for wrong capitalization.

('Decided' = 'Deciding') = ('decided' = 'deciding')

[goodvikings]

Banned for putting up something no one cares about. Really, so what if it's capitalized?

[Marlonsm]

BaNNeD fOr IGnoRIng caPTLizAtioN.

[UKBB]

Banned for posting a hard to read sentence.

[Incendia]

Banned for wrong capitalization.

Banned for spelling capitalisation 'capitalization'.

Banned for posting a hard to read sentence.

Banned for complaining :]

[BslBryan]

Banned for banning two people at once, one of them being already banned anyway.

[Marlonsm]

Banned for complaining about how people ban already banned users.

[Joshua Lückers]

Banned for banning users who complain about how people ban already banned users.

[Incendia]

Banned for banning users who complain about how people ban already banned users.

Banned for having those fancy dots above the U in his last name :]

[Marlonsm]

Bännëd för nöt lïlïkïng thösë döts.

[Incendia]

Bännëd för nöt lïlïkïng thösë döts.

Banned for using the dots incorrectly :]

[MC707]

You're all banned for calling those dots "dots". They're called "Diaeresis".

[UKBB]

Banned for calling umlauts "Diaeresis".

[levian]

banned for knowing those are umlauts.

[goodvikings]

Banned for banning someone who knows more than they do.

Also, @ Incendia - That's how we spell capitalization in my country. You're banned for having American style country-based ignorance, while from the European Union.

On a side note, here is the best example of American style country-based ignorance I've heard:

American to Australian Comedian: "I love your accent! Where is that from?"
Australian Comedian: "Australia. I love yours too!"
American: "What do you mean? I don't have an accent"

Lulz.

[sudoer541]

BANNED for registering at ubuntu forums!!

[goodvikings]

Banned for being guilty of what he's banning for

[Soapy.Illusions]

Je vous banis en français!

[goodvikings]

Banned for making me go to babelfish, with a thoroughly disappointingly boring result.

[zeroseven0183]

Banned for having only 5 Cups of Ubuntu

[goodvikings]

Banned because they can't remember back to when they were a n00b.

[Incendia]

Banned for banning someone who knows more than they do.

Also, @ Incendia - That's how we spell capitalization in my country. You're banned for having American style country-based ignorance, while from the European Union.

On a side note, here is the best example of American style country-based ignorance I've heard:

American to Australian Comedian: "I love your accent! Where is that from?"
Australian Comedian: "Australia. I love yours too!"
American: "What do you mean? I don't have an accent"

Lulz.

I was only joking :]

Banned because they can't remember back to when they were a n00b.

Banned for thinking beans = computer intelligence; when a pro could in theory only join UF tomorrow.

[goodvikings]

Banned for thinking someone was serious in a game thread

[markusf21]

Banned for being online at the same time as me

[Incendia]

Banned for being online at the same time as me

Banned for wanting to be the only person online. :]

[zeroseven0183]

Banned for staring at his monitor too long.

Banned because they can't remember back to when they were a n00b.

I apologize for drinking a lot of coffee.

[ErikEhlert]

Banned for being too lazy to think of a funny and witty response like the rest of us.

Whoever posts next, pay no attention to my Join Date.

[lisati]

Whoever posts next, pay no attention to my Join Date.

Banned for thinking we wouldn't look

[goodvikings]

Banned for trying to look. Also, for being from New Zealand.

[Megrimn]

You sir, are banned for kissing an echidna.

[goodvikings]

Banned for not knowing anything

[Megrimn]

Banned for knowing everything about my not knowing anything.

[goodvikings]

Banned for telling everyone that I know everything. That's a secret damnit!

[UKBB]

Banned for keeping secrets.

[Soapy.Illusions]

if

thePersonAbove(hasBannedSomeone>=1)

then

ban=thePersonAbove

else

loser=thePersonAbove

[Marlonsm]

Banned for forgetting putting notes in the code to make it easier to edit.

[MC707]

banned for not telling him to use highlight mode to make it further easier to read.

[The Toxic Mite]

Banned for being arrogant

[bigboy7foru]

Banned for calling people names

[MC707]

Banned for being arrogant
WTH?? banned for going off topic! :confused:

Banned for calling people names

Banned for defending me (I do feel sorry for banning you though :-k)

[Marlonsm]

Banned for felling sorry after a ban.

[ErikEhlert]

Banned for having a low quality avatar picture

[keplerspeed]

Banned for testing the triple k (kubuntu karmic koala)

[goodvikings]

Toxic: Banned for being a A 15-year-old autistic tech-savvy trainspotter.
MC707: Banned for not being able to read the code as is.

[goodvikings]

lol ban myself for looking at the wrong page of the forum when posting!

[Incendia]

lol ban myself for looking at the wrong page of the forum when posting!

Banned for banning oneself & having some sort of Adam-pokes-tentacle avatar.

[UKBB]

Banned for opposing self banning.

[Marlonsm]

Banned for supporting self banning.

[Incendia]

Banned for supporting self banning.

Banned for his avatar still confusing me.
I think MSN is an ISP in the USA, and of course the IM;
When you can both use MSN ISP and the MSN protocol for chatting on Linux.
It should be a Windows logo. :]

[Marlonsm]

Banned for his avatar still confusing me.
I think MSN is an ISP in the USA, and of course the IM;
When you can both use MSN ISP and the MSN protocol for chatting on Linux.
It should be a Windows logo. :]

Banned for being confused.

I'm not the one who made that image, but I think they used the MSN logo because it's a butterfly, so you can kill it like that.

[Incendia]

Banned for being confused.

I'm not the one who made that image, but I think they used the MSN logo because it's a butterfly, so you can kill it like that.


Ahh I see :]
Banned for err... banning me? :]

[goodvikings]

Banned for coming up with a mediocre ban

[Incendia]

Banned for coming up with a mediocre ban

Banned for banning me cos' I couldn't think of a ban :]

[Megrimn]

banned for eating chocolate cake at 3:30 AM

[sh228]

Banned for banning somebody for something you didn't know they did.

[Incendia]

Banned for banning somebody for something you didn't know they did.

I was eating bread and butter pudding (http://z.about.com/d/britishfood/1/0/B/4/-/-/breadbutterpud500.jpg) at 2am if that counts.
:]

Banned for being a stranger and asking for my VOIP. :]

[UKBB]

Banned for not wanting to talk to strangers.

[Kaizzer]

Banned for not wanting to talk to strangers.
Banned for wanting that other people talk to strangers ...just not a good advise :)

[Megrimn]

banned for saying 'bare'. 'bear' is the correct spelling for waht you meant.

[fela]

banned for using jaunty jackalope

[samirbasha]

Banned for poisoning tux with radioactive waste

[Shibblet]

Banned for using Koala's for testing.

[MC707]

Banned for having a craze avatar

Banned for banning oneself & having some sort of Adam-pokes-tentacle avatar.
Banned for insulting the God of our beloved Pastafarianism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster).

[samirbasha]

Banned for banning th guy who banned me

[UKBB]

Banned because I don't know who th guy is.

[goodvikings]

Banned for not meeting people.

Also for everyone who previously wanted to talk to strangers, I'd like to recommend www.omegle.com

[Incendia]

Banned for not meeting people.

Also for everyone who previously wanted to talk to strangers, I'd like to recommend www.omegle.com (http://www.omegle.com)

Banned for making me chuckle when the header said 'Talk to Strangers!' :]
Baha.

[JugglinPhil]

I ban you because I can't think of a good reason to ban you.

[Marlonsm]

Banned for making the 200th post in this thread.

[NinjaNumberNine]

Banned for trying to swat a poor butterfly that already has been cruelly painted quad colors with the Microsoft logo by Bill Gates :(

[Megrimn]

banned for not being the ninja number eight

[NinjaNumberNine]

Banned for attempting to ban a ninja

[goodvikings]

Banned for thinking ninjas a harder to ban than anyone else

[lolium]

Banned for not knowing that ninjas are unbannable

[goodvikings]

Banned for thinking I'm not fit to live.

[Incendia]

Banned for thinking I'm not fit to live.

Banned for not having anything to die for.

[goodvikings]

banned coz I don't believe you'd die for anything either.

[Incendia]

banned coz I don't believe you'd die for anything either.

Banned for thinking I don't have anything to die for when I very much do. :]

[Megrimn]

banned for being too busy to die.

[keiichidono]

Banned for not including Arch Linux in your post.

[undecim]

banned for distribution discrimination

[doomsword2001]

i ban you because i am bored :D

[bigboy7foru]

WTH?? banned for going off topic! :confused:



Banned for defending me (I do feel sorry for banning you though :-k)



i do what i can haha



I ban you for posting nonsense (who cares if your bored so am I lol)

[BCtom]

I ban you becuase I'm having a great time posting for no other reason. Please don't take it personally, it's a banning fetish issue I have, driven by pure impulse.

[bigboy7foru]

I ban you becuase I'm having a great time posting for no other reason. Please don't take it personally, it's a banning fetish issue I have, driven by pure impulse.



and i bad you for having the same fetish as me haha ;P

[goodvikings]

You're both banned for having sick banning fetishes

[mastermael]

You're both banned for having sick banning fetishes
and your banned for hiding your beans >.>

[BCtom]

You're both banned for having sick banning fetishes

Uh...., I double ban you back! :P

I love my banning fetish.

Ban Ban Ban Ban Ban Ban Ban Ban Ban Ban Ban Ban Ban Ban

[Megrimn]

banned for banning so much you caused a ban paradox.

[Incendia]

banned for banning so much you caused a ban paradox.

Banned for living somewhere with far too many lakes than it needs.

[Milojko]

You are banned for being in the EU!!!

[Incendia]

You are banned for being in the EU!!!

Banned for disliking the EU. The Union that does the most to protect the environment.

[Capt. Blackwood]

Banned cos the EU sounds like Ew

[Incendia]

Banned cos the EU sounds like Ew

D:
What's this? Bully EU day? o.O
Banned for being American, and forgetting the U in lots of words inc. colour & honour. :]

[N0L3R]

Banned for seeing a use in using the letter "U"

[Incendia]

Banned for seeing a use in using the letter "U"

Banned for not realising it makes the word look more pretty. :]

[bigboy7foru]

Banned for not realising it makes the word look more pretty. :]


banned for being to sensitive

[Incendia]

banned for being too sensitive

Banned for being too macho. :]

[sanderella]

banned for having a big black foot for an avatar:KS

[Kaizzer]

baned for having a nick very similar to Cinderella :)

[Viva]

banned for misspelling banned

[UKBB]

Banned for being the spelling police.

[goodvikings]

Banned for being a grammer nazi.

[Megrimn]

Banned for misspelling 'grammar'.

[x C0MMAND0 x]

Banned for misspelling 'grammar'.

I ban you for being from Mn, where I'm from also.

[Kaizzer]

banned because i want to see my nick as last post in every topic of the Cafe Games forum .. (first page at list)

[girins miles]

banned for not being the last

[Kaizzer]

banned couse yes .. i am !! =)

[goodvikings]

Banned for being new to this, I don't care that you'e a fast learner.

[girins miles]

banned for being banned from the last noob ever! (myself)

[skygazer]

Banned for being new to this, I don't care that you'e a fast learner.
banned for having a naked man's pic as your avatar

[girins miles]

banned for Not having nudity on your avatar

[skygazer]

banned for Not having nudity on your avatar
banned for not brushing your yellow teeth

[girins miles]

banned for not brushing your yellow teeth


banedd for not presuming i've got a brown tie (which fits with teeth)

[skygazer]

banedd for not presuming i've got a brown tie (which fits with teeth)
banned for tying the brown tie to your teeth instead of wearing it

[Megrimn]

banned for having popcorn in your sig

[Incendia]

banned for having popcorn in your sig

Banned for having a sig so light blue it takes mental effort and to read.

[guriinii]

I ban you for having you for having more beans than me.