Ban The User Above You.

[|{urse]

Banned for posting above me.

[GraeW]

banned for |{ursing in public

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by GraeW.

[robsoles]

Banned by all the Gray Wolves & Silver Foxes prowling these forums, whether Old or not admitting it, a treasure amongst us friends.

[yetiman64]

Banned for "Forgot the Foxes!". That's a serious felony that one :P

[GraeW]

banned yet(i) again

[IWantFroyo]

Banned by puns.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by wireless connections.

[linuxsyst]

Banned for having cats in avatar

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by Tux.

[BlinkinCat]

linuxsyst - Banned for having a penguin in yours - :p

[GraeW]

@compy: banned by cat-3 cable (the other two got away)

[|{urse]

Banned by Report abuse!

[GraeW]

banned because you forgot to include a TPS Cover Sheet

[|{urse]

Banned by fractional amortization virus inspired by superman 3.

[Lord of Time]

Banned by a fractal encryption code.

[|{urse]

Banned by a cryptal infraction code.

[frostclaw]

Banned for the purpose of randomness

[Metallion]

Banned for clawing at the furniture!

[S2UIRR3L]

Banned - Just banned - Plain and simple banned - I can't come up with anything right now banned.

[GraeW]

banned by banner without a clause (the red-headed step-brother of the Rebel Without a Cause)

[robsoles]

Banned for being there. I saw you and I can prove it and everything!

[yetiman64]

Banned for not gimping in a tongue spike on ya new avatar, gotta keep up to endo ya know.:twisted: :P

[LinuxFan999]

Banned for being there. I saw you and I can prove it and everything!
Banned for having a tongue in your avatar.

Banned for not gimping in a tongue spike on ya new avatar, gotta keep up to endo ya know.:twisted: :P
Banned for liking tongue spikes.

[S2UIRR3L]

Banned for not enjoying a mod every now and then (the reason I love linux, i try to mod everything!)

[|{urse]

Banned for not having an avatar (modded or otherwise).

[robsoles]

Banned by the two or three beans that make your ban less fair than my ban.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by Duke Nukem.

[GraeW]

Banned for being there. I saw you and I can prove it and everything!

Banned cuz I didn't do it, I swear! Nobody saw me do it, you can't prove it was me!! There are no pictures... besides, I didn't know she was your daughter, officer!! (And she said she was 18...!!!)

[GraeW]

Banned by Duke Nukem.

Nuked by a banned duke.. ;)

[robsoles]

Nuked by a banned duke.. ;)Duked by a Nukem Ban!

[S2UIRR3L]

Banned for being a "Grande Half-n-Half Cinnamon Ubuntu" status.
(I like Toffee Nut... or a chocolate mint, mocha chip frappuccino?)

PS - I GOT MY SQUIRREL AVATAR BACK - YAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

[Lord of Time]

Banned by the evil that is Internet Explorer

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Banned for being a "Grande Half-n-Half Cinnamon Ubuntu" status.

Banned for not being that status, and banned because you cant use a "Status" ban on me since my title isnt a status.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by Mozilla Firefox (Formerly known as Firebird and Phoenix prior to Firebird) :P

[LinuxFan999]

Banned by Google Chrome.

[robsoles]

Banned by only just better than MSIE and certainly not as good as firefox, last time I tried it.

[yetiman64]

Banned for givin' it a try :P

[GraeW]

banned by a rabid kiwi

[IWantFroyo]

Banned by your losing of the game.

[yetiman64]

Banned by your mentioning of the game. :P

[cwklinuxguy]

Banned by a user using Mac OS X.

[GraeW]

banned by a Linux user stuck on a windoze pc at work with stupid phone calls ringing off the hook

[S2UIRR3L]

Banned for answering my phone calls of random stupidness (or stupid randomness?)

[IWantFroyo]

Banned by 3.87.

[ubudog]

Bump by Android.

[LinuxFan999]

Banned by iOS.

[catlover2]

Banned by Windows 2000, 128MB RAM, 530Mhz Pentium III.

[yetiman64]

Banned by Windows 2000, 128MB RAM, 530Mhz Pentium III.
Banned^407,040,000 for mentioning those cruel/nasty specs. (2000x128x530x3=407,040,000) :popcorn:

[|{urse]

Banned by a Tandy 1000EX with DeskMate

[GraeW]

Banned by a Timex-Sinclair 1000 with cassette drive and black&white television

[robsoles]

Banned if they boot.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by Endomancer.

[yetiman64]

Banned if they boot.

Banned by Endomancer.

Ya both banned by Endomancer's boots. :p & :p

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by Jack the Yetiman!

[yetiman64]

Banned by Jack the Ripper. :twisted:

[GraeW]

Ripped by Ban the Jacker ;)

[S2UIRR3L]

Banned by my two ferrets, Ren & Stimpy (who are better than I am with the gnome terminal) :(

[|{urse]

Banned by and large.

[GraeW]

banned uni and small ;)

[LinuxFan999]

Banned for banning someone who banned by and large.

[|{urse]

banned umop-apisdn

[yetiman64]

banned umop-apisdn
Banned from down under, making you look all "umop-apisdn" ):P

[|{urse]

Banned by geomagnetic reversal, THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!!!

[Metallion]

Banned by the south.

[robsoles]

Banned in the north too!

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by Meowth

[Metallion]

Banned to protect the world from devastation. To unite all people within our nation. To denounce the evils of truth and love. To extend our reach to the stars above.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned because Team Rocket's blasting off again.

[Metallion]

Banned because I don't choose you!

[robsoles]

Banned by Pikachu.

[yetiman64]

Banned by Pikachu.

Banned by "bless you" :popcorn:

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by me eating that bucket of popcorn.

[yetiman64]

Banned by the belly ache that follows :-)

[GraeW]

banned by a kick in the shin ;)

[yetiman64]

banned by a kick in the shin ;)

Ohhhh-a, that's worth a real good banning just for the thought of THAT, I'm currently laid up bad with gout ... ](*,)](*,)(one headbanger for each lower leg it's in :lol:...:tongue:)

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by 90s dance music.

[yetiman64]

Banned by the thought of dancin' too compy ... ouch :lol:

[S2UIRR3L]

You're ALL banned by an ancient Aboriginal tribal rain dance (thunder claps and lightening)
EVIL LAUGHING - MWAA HAA HAA HAA HAAAAA (cough-cough-CHOKING) HAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by a dancing Meowth.

[GraeW]

banned for not shoveling snow (it's snowing here... ugh.. hella commute home now dangitall)

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned for not sending snow to Texas.

[GraeW]

I sent my daughter, what more do you want!!?! ;)

[yetiman64]

....what more do you want!!?! ;)
Ahh, to be banned ? ;)

Banned for forgetting to ban :D

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by a yeti.

[yetiman64]

Banned by a "what in the world is that ?"

[Raff1]

Banned for hiding your beans -_-

[BlinkinCat]

Banned for having a looooong neck!

[ubudog]

Banned by Pokemon avatar theme week.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by Meowth.

[LinuxFan999]

Banned by Pokemon avatar theme week.
Banned for having Pikachu as an avatar.

Banned by Meowth.
Banned for spelling "Meow" wrong.

[Metallion]

Banned because nobody informed me of pokemon avatar week! I need to take part in that.

[S2UIRR3L]

Banned because I just got my avatar back (earned 50 beans - yay) and now I have to change it? I THINK NOT

[robsoles]

Banned coz please post 50 more beans to have a better chance of keeping it - I seem to keep seeing you guys with 50 beans going back to 45 or something, like someone is harvesting your beans or something.

[Metallion]

Banned because it wasn't me.

*enjoys freshly ground coffee*

[robsoles]

Banned by implications implying implimented stuff (and stuff...)

[|{urse]

Banned because you need to send me a case of vic bitters.

[GraeW]

banned because I'm out of coffee!

[LinuxFan999]

Banned because I have plenty of coffee.

[catlover2]

Banned for connecting to http://91.189.94.12

[yetiman64]

Banned for connecting to 127.0.0.1 :P

[S2UIRR3L]

Banned because I just tried it and it's bogus!

[yetiman64]

Banned because I just tried it and it's bogus!
Banned for having a bogus localhost :p
(try pinging it from terminal with "ping -c 5 127.0.0.1")

[catlover2]

Banned for suggesting using '-c 5' instead of Control+C.

[yetiman64]

Banned for suggesting breaking my ping process instead of pinging 5 times :popcorn:

[catlover2]

Banned because I wish my camera would save PNG images rather than JPG.

[robsoles]

Banned by my web-jitsu :p

[LinuxFan999]

Banned by the entire web.

[catlover2]

Banned by all the little webs on my ceiling.

[S2UIRR3L]

Banned for having the set of the Adams Family home in YOUR home (OK - I'm jealous)

[catlover2]

Banned for being jealous of something that I didn't say I had. (to my knowledge)

[S2UIRR3L]

Banned because your "ceiling webs" caused me to assume "spiders" (which I have spider-phobia) but I think spider webs are cool tho lol

[catlover2]

Banned because I meant that I host all of the interwebz in my attic.

[S2UIRR3L]

Banned because all I had were squirrels in mine... These days, I only have a few ferrets lol.

[|{urse]

Banned for ferret fumes.

[kraziyk]

You are all banned for not telling me about Ubuntu earlier, and thus forcing me to suffer the curse that is Windows.

[catlover2]

bANNED BY BACKWARDS CASE.

[|{urse]

Banned for not charging windows users for virus removal and donating the proceeds to http://www.ubuntu.com/community/get-involved/donate

[catlover2]

Banned for having a bunch of little skull characters that I didn't know existed.

[|{urse]

Banned because yeah skullss \m/ wo0!!

[catlover2]

☠Banned☠

[kraziyk]

Banned for giving the secret of the skull away!

[robsoles]

Banned by Welcome to UF :)

[catlover2]

Banned for welcoming!
Welcomed for banning!

[Dustin Bess]

i ban myself for the heck of it

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by spilled beans.

[catlover2]

Banned for not cleaning them up.

[LinuxFan999]

i ban myself for the heck of it
Banned by your broken avatar.
Banned by spilled beans.
Banned for spilling beans.
Banned for not cleaning them up.
Banned for not cleaning them up yourself.

[catlover2]

Banned for not cleaning them up yourself.
Likewise.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned because you are not here.

[LinuxFan999]

Banned because only I am here.

[catlover2]

Banned because I am here too.

[LinuxFan999]

Banned because your location field says "Here".

[yetiman64]

And "Here" is a ban for you :P

[catlover2]

Hear, here, you're all banned!

[yetiman64]

Banned, banned, you all here. :P

[catlover2]

I here that you all got banned hear! :lol:

[yetiman64]

Banned coz I here nothing ;-)

[catlover2]

Banned because I just herd a cat.

[cwklinuxguy]

Banned for having a missing character in your sentence, which makes a different word, which creates improper subject verb agreement, assuming you meant it to be a past tense statement :P

[yetiman64]

Here, have one, a grammar ban that is :popcorn:

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by popcorn.

[catlover2]

Banned because I just noticed that I didn't notice anything in the last minute.

[Metallion]

Banned because you're not baking me a cake.

[S2UIRR3L]

Banned because cookies are better, but only if you decide to delete them when you're done.

[doppel.ganger]

Banned by 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 10582 because it's better than both cake or cookies.

[GraeW]

banned for eating Pi

[catlover2]

Banned for reminding me of the Raspberry Pi.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by KDE on Windows (http://windows.kde.org)

[catlover2]

Banned because I have not tried KDE 4.8 on Windows yet.

[GraeW]

banned for not trying KDE on Windows yet... (I'm banned too, then, since I have not, either...)

(Descartes disappeared after ordering a morning coffee.. the server asked if he wished for cream in his drink, but when he said, "I think not" he promptly disappeared...)

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by kitties.

[LinuxFan999]

Banned by Lions.

[Metallion]

Banned by Microsoft for illegally using their logo.

[catlover2]

Banned by irony.

[S2UIRR3L]

Banned by a pair of 100% genuine leather reboots

[robsoles]

Banned by a leather boot to the tucás.

[catlover2]

Banned by an arrow to the knee.

[Metallion]

Banned because robsoles used to be an adventurer, like you.

[catlover2]

Banned because I don't play Skyrim.

[robsoles]

Banned because I don't play Skyrim either, never have, and am fairly curious as to Metallion's ban - wot? You saying I am not as adventurous anymore MetalMan? :p

[S2UIRR3L]

Banned by one of my favorite cartoons ADVENTURE TIME (with Jake the dog and Finn the human)

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by a resident troll.

[catlover2]

Banned because he lives "Under the bridge".

[S2UIRR3L]

Banned because you didn't pay the toll to cross that bridge

[Metallion]

Banned for illegal toll charging.

[S2UIRR3L]

Banned for ratting me out!

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by a banning fee.

[S2UIRR3L]

I ban your ban on banning fee... and I charge you for it (grins)

[Metallion]

Banned because I took the last coke from the fridge.

[catlover2]

Banned because I have no toilet-bowl cleaner in my fridge.

[robsoles]

Banned by five cans of coke left in the fridge and counting, or drinking, as the case may be :p

[GraeW]

banned for not having any diet coke or coke zero for us diabetics...

[yetiman64]

Banned by my first taste of vanilla flavoured coke zero, vanilla without the sickly sweet hit. =P~

[|{urse]

BANNED BECAUSE **** CHENEY GOT THAT POISONOUS ARTIFICIAL SWEETENER PASSED BY THE FDA THROUGH NEFARIOUS PRACTICES, ALSO BANNED BECAUSE IT IS BANNED IN SEVERAL COUNTRIES BECAUSE IT CAUSES BRAIN LESIONS AND IS TOTALLY DELICIOUS AND I LOVE IT TOO!


self-banned in lowercase.

http://www.rense.com/general65/splend.htm

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by orange juice.

[catlover2]

Banned by an HP Officejet 6500A Plus.

[Lord of Time]

Banned by a broken version of aptitude.

[yetiman64]

And banned (purged) by a non broken version of apt-get :P

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by aptdaemon

[catlover2]

Banned because coffee is apparently forbidden at your localhost.

[Lord of Time]

Banned by kernel panic

[catlover2]

Banned because I haven't had one of those yet.

[yetiman64]

Banned for missing out on all of the fun of a kernel panic :popcorn: (that hot oil/air certainly gets all the kernels a panickin' :P)

[catlover2]

Banned because you just gave me an idea: instead of trying to make a CPU stable when overclocking it, increase the voltage until you can make popcorn!

[Metallion]

Banned for not having recorded and posted a video of that.

[catlover2]

Banned because I don't have any plans to try it...

[Metallion]

Banned because your cat thinks you're a sissy for not trying it.

[catlover2]

Banned because you have no idea what my cat is thinking.

[Metallion]

Banned because I'm secretly chatting with your cat all the time. We use irc.

[catlover2]

Banned because this is a moderated forum, just sayin...

Banned because now I'm banning you instead of that spammer.

[robsoles]

Banned immoderately.

[catlover2]

Banned by the awesomeness of a 1920x1080 KMS TTY .

[GraeW]

banned by my headcold *achoo*

[Lord of Time]

Banned by a slab of beef on a sub roll with cheeze-wiz on it.

Translated:

Banned by a PHILADELPHIA CHEESE STEAK!

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by a headshot.

[Lord of Time]

Banned by mysterious blue smoke from inside your computer

[catlover2]

Banned by an exploding capacitor.

[|{urse]

Banned by a solid state capacitor.

[robsoles]

Banned by lols.

[yetiman64]

A 1 minute ban on loling :P

[cpmman]

Banned by I don't know what 'cos I don't know how long it will be before this is moderated and posted (or not posted!)

[catlover2]

Banned because I just realized that SATA hotplugging is supported by my motherboard and works too!

[moorhead98]

Banned for not making this thread's post count OVER 9000!!!!1!

[Tiler]

You are banned because I've been on here over three years and still need to get my post count up.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned from Dallas.

[Lord of Time]

Banned from being insane

[catlover2]

Banned because I don't know where 'being insane' is.

[Lord of Time]

Banned for lack of knowing where being insane is within the confines of a mental state.

[robsoles]

Banned by (milder) insanity usually turning out to be forms of simple uncertainty. Banned by the confined mental states that can occur in certain forms of insanity. Banned by the good healthy, usually rationally reasoned, insanity of some of the more entertaining and hospitable folk of our planet.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by your wiki.

[Lord of Time]

Banned by MediaWiki

[catlover2]

Banned because you ought to come count with us :razz:

[robsoles]

Banned by the time I spend contemplating deploying mediawiki (or similar) there and the list of reasons I come up with not to, for now. One of the items on the list is an idea to just ditch the wiki and have all requests into it redirect to suitable places on my www crap site. Another is to revisit the backbone and frontend code I wrote for it and update it - it has had a template system in place for its page(s) layout since the first line of code and I haven't gone back and changed a single thing to make it prettier than the first template I wrote it.

Banned by something tells me I am not that interested in it.

[yetiman64]

Banned by a "teal deer" (tl;dr) :P

[robsoles]

Banned by "teal deer" summing up the contents of my wiki, even for me, atm.

[|{urse]

Banned for using the term "Banned" which I now own the copyright to.. Banned ©

[catlover2]

Banned for having 44 skull/crossbones in your sig.

[|{urse]

banned for not having 44 skull/crossbones in your sig.

[catlover2]

Banned by a Hackintosh

[|{urse]

Banned by ipodlinux

[|{urse]

Also banned by robsoles, wherever he is.

[Metallion]

Banned for having robsoles ban yourself.

[catlover2]

Banned because I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!

[Metallion]

Banned for not eating your veggies... and punching them instead.

[catlover2]

Banned by asdfness.

[takisan]

banned 'cuz I'm back. Again. Due to minor complications.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by asdfmovie4.

[catlover2]

Banned by youtu.be

[robsoles]

Banned by me. :biggrin:

[Metallion]

Banned because youtu.be's top level domain belongs to my country. (That isn't Japan :p)

[robsoles]

Banned because youtu.be's top level domain belongs to my country. (That isn't Japan :p)now you are banned from *tube* and *tu.be* and every other derivative of anything like that.

Mmmh, that's not very friendly of me. Perhaps I should temper the ban. Ok, here we go: The ban lasts until you have watched five minutes of: http://www.youtube.com/watch/?v=5B2t68yoYy8

(Can anyone tell me what movie it comes from? :p)

[catlover2]

Banned because I don't see any obvious way of watching five minutes of that video, short of playing it five times.

[robsoles]

Banned by the question that must arise, regarding said non-five minute long video clip, if no answer to my (question) can be found.

[LinuxFan999]

Banned for not posting in the Tug of War thread.

[yetiman64]

Banned by "don't cross the threads Ray". :popcorn:

[sjhaffner]

I ban all of you for coming up with one of the strangest ideas I have aver seen =P

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by The Killers.

[catlover2]

Banned for banning someone who casted a general ban.

[GraeW]

Banned for not using a casting agency

[pricetech]

Banned because I've never used or needed an agent when casting, though I'll admit some fishing reels cast better than others.

[LinuxFan999]

Banned for not using an agent.

[yetiman64]

Banned by Maxwell Smart, (Agent 86) :P

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by the number 3.

[yetiman64]

Banned by the number 3.
Banned by the letter z. :-k .... :idea: -Sesame Street ban. :P

[LinuxFan999]

Banned by the letter z. :-k .... :idea: -Sesame Street ban. :P
Banned by all other TV shows.

[pricetech]

Banned by a busted tv and a remote with 3 dead batteries.

[ageofsteam]

Banned for having an avatar featuring... something that I have no clue what it is. What IS that?

[Gs Dewd]

Banned for having 5 beans

[yetiman64]

Banned for having 5 beans

ageofsteam (http://ubuntuforums.org/member.php?u=1523525)
Beans: 6
Banned by a changing bean count :D... and yes I know I have mine hidden, and have been banned many times for doing so already :twisted:.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned for hiding your beans.