Ban The User Above You.

[ubudog]

Banned by the Forum Council.

[robsoles]

Banned by the fellow using an aimbot in DNF MP last night :roll:

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by.... already?

[ubudog]

Banned by ubudog.

[robsoles]

Banned by just as surprised and disappointed (no, not you, read @compy below)

@compy: I was flabbergasted; Everybody has become used to this fellow (apparently) and just quit my custom match! The cheater stayed in and I stopped trying to get him (pointless, bloody aimbot :roll:) and just started politely quizzing him "Are you really cheating mate?" to which he replied affirmatively and started to explain his aimbot - I challenged him to try me alone with no aids but instead he agreed to leave my custom games alone from now on :sigh:


If you cheat against the machine then that might be some harmless fun but if you are going online and cheating to win then you are nothing and nobody even more than I am - I have .6 KDR all by myself!

[trizrK]

Banned for taking to much time to write a reply;)

[robsoles]

Banned by the extra letter 'o' in the 'too' you meant.

[trizrK]

Woops! Lol
Guess i was spending to much time not spending enough time on my post.

[HeadHunter00]

banned for not banning the user above you.

[catlover2]

Banned for banning the user above you because the user above you did not ban the user above him.

[ubudog]

Banned by integers.

[robsoles]

Banned by floating point mathematics, particularly concerning the relationship(s) between zero and infinity.

[catlover2]

Banned by ME

[PCaddicted]

Banned because we're now in 1952 and about 110 years have passed since I banned the user Sissy13 because we were in 1842.

[ellaivarios]

bANNED MAINLY BECAUSE YOU SAy:

"When Windows is away, the penguins will play."
AND BECAUSE YOUR USERNAME IS

PCaddicted... LOL

[KL_72_TR]

Banned because you double-banned the user above you.

[cgroza]

Banned by the C++ object instance Ban.

[ubudog]

Banned by a segmentation fault.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by 2178 beans.

[PCaddicted]

Banned by a Blue Screen Of Death.

[takisan]

Banned 'cuz I'm going to Natty. I'm not going to get Trinity, but oh well. I've had too many hassles on Wondows

[catlover2]

Banned by a yellow screen of life.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by kitties.

[catlover2]

Banned by puppies.

[robsoles]

Banned by impatience.

[catlover2]

Banned by my WGR614v6 that has 1MB of flash, so I can't use dd-wrt.

[ubudog]

Banned by me highlighting every post to check for white text. If you see this, you win. Ban me for it. Go on, do it.

[Ken UK]

Banned for being a smart ****.

[ubudog]

Banned for having a "K" in your avatar picture.

[Elfy]

Banned for looking at avatars

[cpmman]

Banned by sleeping policemen.

[ubudog]

Banned by policemen that are awake.

[cpmman]

Banned by a contradiction in terms.

[ubudog]

Banned by a confirmation of terms which is not present here.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by a dinosaur named Barney.

[ubudog]

Banned by the Spanish language.

[cpmman]

Banned by paella.

[catlover2]

Banned by LOLcat week.

[cpmman]

Banned by litter

[catlover2]

Banned by a Blade CX2.

[takisan]

Banned by the holiday October 10th. definately a date in costober.

[cpmman]

Banned because 10th October is not a holiday.

[takisan]

Banned 'cuz it is. It's Naruto day.

[catlover2]

Banned by an 8GB SD card.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by the cat that is stick inside the printer.

[cpmman]

Banned for having feline tendencies.

[KL_72_TR]

Banned by the cats claws.

[UKBB]

Banned by the cat's meow.

[CompyTheInsane]

banned by a meow.

[ubudog]

Banned for having a long way to go and by me banning you in the past for the same thing.

Banned by the act of triple banning someone.

Banned by four bans in a row.

[catlover2]

Banned by a fifth ban.

Banned because you have not changed your avatar for LOLcat week.

[KL_72_TR]

Banned by a F6F HELLCAT

[cgroza]

Banned for not banning locats.

[cpmman]

Banned for dropping an l.

[tommpogg]

I just ban you for no reason

[cgroza]

Banned for noticing.

[ubudog]

Banned by quick succession.

[cgroza]

Banned for a reason that will not stand in court.

[Elfy]

banned for expecting reason to sit

[cpmman]

Recumbently banned

[Ken UK]

Banned for killing PCaddicted.

Oh wait...

[ubudog]

Banned by modified WRT54G's.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by a D-link DIR-655

[cpmman]

Banned by a Limited Release Sauvignon Blanc

[UKBB]

Banned by an Unlimited Release Sauvignon Blanc

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by a hat.

[catlover2]

Banned by a shoe.

[ubudog]

Banned by a MTA.

[cgroza]

Banned by a Lolcat.

[robsoles]

Banned by my cat. A fairly serious cat. She'd shred any lolcat, no probs.

[tommpogg]

banned, because someone will ban me

[cpmman]

Banned by my cat. A fairly serious cat. She'd shred any lolcat, no probs.

Banned for not shredding the current crop of feline fecundity.

ninja'd after 11 hours !

@tommpogg

Banned for ninja'ing

[UKBB]

Banned by Batfink!

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/b/batfink.jpg

[cpmman]

Banned by el Finkbrau

[KL_72_TR]

I ban you.

I don't know man.
Tux told me so.

[cgroza]

Banned for a top secret reason.

[Elfy]

benned for benning for tip socrot weazons

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by Bugs Bunny.

[IWantFroyo]

Banned by card games on motorcycles.

[Elfy]

banned for card games

[powerpleb]

Banned by the forces of evil.

[cpmman]

Banned by non-staff members.

[zeroseven0183]

Banned by the staff members

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by Android.

[cpmman]

Banned by Anna Karenina

[robsoles]

Banned by classic feminine beauty from any era or region of the globe.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by the birdcage and by Steam.

[robsoles]

Banned for the birdcage and by Valve. :p

[Dim360]

I ban you because you are robsoles everywhere you go.

[cgroza]

Banned for mentioning THE NAME!.

[robsoles]

Banned by #56 on the worldwide leaderboard for DNF MP.

[cgroza]

Banned postmortem (your avatar has a foot sized hole in it's head).

[zeroseven0183]

Banned by a sarcastic Ubuntu newbie

[cgroza]

Banned by your fake android clone in your avatar.

[redbikemaster]

Banned for hiding your eyes.

[cgroza]

Banned because that's the whole point of this thread.

[nomko]

Banned for pointing out the point of this thread

[cgroza]

Banned for pointing that I pointed the point of this thread.

[ubudog]

Banned by the Clearlooks theme.

[cgroza]

Banned for losing a skin cell.

[psrivastav1]

Banned for banning the person ( who banned another person who banned another person)^20!!!

[cgroza]

Banned for being new to the forums.

[UKBB]

Banned for discouraging newbies.

[cgroza]

Banned for calling him a newbie.

[robsoles]

Banned by all the noobs on the planet.

[redbikemaster]

Banned by all the experts on the planet. Not that I'm one.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by Ubuntu Studio.

[catlover2]

Banned because I like pie.

[cpmman]

Banned by 22/7

[pieroxy]

Banned because I didn't get it.

[cpmman]

Banned because you didn't get it.

(the value of pi is 22/7 'cos the real world is analogue not digital - pun on pi pie)

[robsoles]

Banned by piR^2

[reeboker]

banned for headshot :D

[cgroza]

Banned for breathing.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by Unity.

[cgroza]

Banned for not mentioning which version of Unity.

[cpmman]

Banned by the one and only one unity.

[cgroza]

Banned by Unity2D

[redbikemaster]

Banned for having a 'Report abuse' button.

[cgroza]

Banned for having one too.

[PCaddicted]

Banned by an ocelot.

[cgroza]

Banned for having the PC in your nickname.

[PCaddicted]

Banned for not being addicted to your PC.

[cgroza]

Banned for being wrong, I am addicted to my PC, more than you.

[PCaddicted]

Banned by a meerkat.

[UKBB]

Banned for one upping.

[PCaddicted]

Banned for having only uppercase letters in your avatar.

[cgroza]

Banned for banning even though you do not have admin rights.

[PCaddicted]

Banned by a :KS.

[KL_72_TR]

Banned for not listening 'Black Sabbath' :guitar:

[cbanakis]

Banned for listening to Black Sabbath

[cgroza]

Banned for a reason that does not concern you.

[UKBB]

http://www.gsmdome.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/banned.jpg

[MentatGhola]

Banned for probably reading all of the nearly 2000 pages of bans.

[ubudog]

Banned by one handed typing.

[catlover2]

Banned by Ctrl+f

[UKBB]

Banned for obsession with gates and windows.

[cgroza]

Banned for not having an obsession with windows and gates.

[UKBB]

Banned for wanting everyone to have an obsession.

[cgroza]

Banned because everyone already has an exception.

[takisan]

banned 'cuz I like The Beach Boys.

[powerpleb]

banned 'cuz I like The Beach Boys.

Banned for mentioning the Beach Boys on page 1965, which was the year they released several classic hits including "California Girls" and "Help Me Rhonda". 8-[

[robsoles]

Banned by less powerful plebs banding together and getting you as a gang :)

[Jay Car]

Banned...because I can. (and because it's fun)

:o)

[cpmman]

Banned for giving up granny militancy.

[robsoles]

Banned for harping the past in the face of creativity beyond your measure (love ya Jay Car, good to see your post, let alone be ban-slapped by you :kisses:)

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by the game

[robsoles]

Banned for not playing my game!

[dasan]

Banned for banning others

[robsoles]

Banned because you will not be able to not ban within two or three bans of this ban. (Also for not giving me compy's 2 points in the Guess game! :p)

[cpmman]

Banned by verbosity.

[jvgeli]

I ban you for having a face like a dog.

[zeroseven0183]

Banned by the 19,653rd ban message

[cgroza]

Just banned.

[IWantFroyo]

Banned by Halo.

[cgroza]

Banned by the tipped "e" in your avatar.

[takisan]

Banned by Hanson!

[cgroza]

Banned for having a weird username.

[robsoles]

Banned by big ugly glass houses, with occupants throwing stones, everywhere :p

[cgroza]

Banned by the ghost your avatar just saw.

[cpmman]

Banned by jiminy!

[cgroza]

Banned without too much fuss.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned for nothing.

[cgroza]

Banned because the Cafe Games seems inactive.

[ubudog]

Banned by sadness.

[cgroza]

Banned by my current state of boredom, loneliness and depression.

[cpmman]

Banned with a big beaming smile.

[robsoles]

Banned in a vague attempt to generate activity :)

[cpmman]

Banned in a degenerate attempt to impress :)

Banned for failing.

[ubudog]

Banned by a mouse.

[cpmman]

Banned by a terrified efelunk.

[UKBB]

Banned because it is 10:30pm and still hot out and more of this tomorrow.

[robsoles]

Banned coz it's 1pm here and about 10 degrees celcius - I'd be rapt if I was there.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned now that my specs page is up to date.

[cpmman]

Banned for not cleaning your specs earlier. (glad to see the hard copies gone)

[robsoles]

Banned by seven 1s followed by a 0 to represent your bean count.

[Jay Car]

You're beaned! ...er...I mean, banned! (sometimes I get mixed up)

:)

[cpmman]

Banned from leaving us again.

[cgroza]

Banned by a sheet of paper with a clown drawn on it.

[ubudog]

Banned by a sheet of paper with nothing drawn on it.

[cpmman]

Banned by a clown without a sheet of paper.

[cgroza]

Banned by a unfunny clown.

[robsoles]

Banned by a pair of machines idly waiting for fiddly little parts to arrive.

[Lord of Time]

Banned by a fiery explosion of evil as I return to the forums!

[takisan]

banned by classes in php.

[cpmman]

Banned for taking parenting classes at your age.

[ubudog]

Banned by online education.

[takisan]

banned 'cuz I was punned.

[CompyTheInsane]

banned 'cuz I was punned.

Banned because there was a spammer below your post.

[cpmman]

Banned for making a spam sandwich.

[PCaddicted]

Banned for 1 year.

[cgroza]

Banned for your unchanging number of beans.

[UKBB]

Banned for loving Unity.

[cgroza]

Banned for posting after me in the Guess the name of the next user thread.

[catlover2]

Banned in 1970.

[redbikemaster]

Banned for not being in this Now.

[BeaverDono]

Banned for wanting more beans.

[redbikemaster]

Banned for having less beans than I.

[catlover2]

Banned for being the master of the White One-Ton Van.

[redbikemaster]

Banned because I am.

[cgroza]

Banned for being.

[robsoles]

Banned by me some forty years ago as a one year old.

[cpmman]

Banned for banning pre-dating your join-date.

[redbikemaster]

Banned for having two 'm's in your username.

[PCaddicted]

Banned for being the master of the red bike.

[redbikemaster]

Banned because I need a new red bike.

[PCaddicted]

Banned for having post #19706.

[redbikemaster]

Banned for... having an avatar that could stab.

[PCaddicted]

You've been banned from these forums.
Good luck to you with other online communities.

[redbikemaster]

Banned for overstepping your authority.

[cgroza]

Banned for.

[robsoles]

Banned by three minutes left in my lunchbreak.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by time for me to go to sleep, and my desire to take you on at Team Fortress 2.

[takisan]

for(;;){ banned; }

[robsoles]

Banned by your very own (semi) infinite loop - (it isn't actually a full infinite loop because the hardware executing it can't be guaranteed to continue infinitely.)

@compy: banned by my fervent desire to kick **** and chew bubble gum; there is no bubble gum in TF2 :p

[cpmman]

Banned by word-count

[robsoles]

banned by the phrases "less is more" and "vague ambiguity"

[cpmman]

Banned by indecision and ... I am not sure.

[cgroza]

Banned by an infinite loop that executes in 5 sec.

[PCaddicted]

Banned for not noticing that takisan has posted a malicious command:
for(;;){ banned; }

[ubudog]

Banned by a broken arm.

[robsoles]

Banned by, oh, is that why you've been slack at 'guess'ing lately :)

[cpmman]

Banned for suggesting ubudog fits in with Everard, Apricot Lil, Slack Alice, and the postman Pop-It-In Pete.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by Barney Calhoun.

[cgroza]

Banned by my ten fingers typing this sentence.

[ubudog]

Banned by, oh, is that why you've been slack at 'guess'ing lately :)

Banned by the English word 'yes'.

[cgroza]

Banned for using a vocabulary.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by gcalculator.

[cpmman]

Banned by mental arithmetic.

[takisan]

Banned by Classilla.

[cgroza]

Banned for an absurd reason.

[ubudog]

Banned because I always think you are robsoles, even though robsoles has changed his avatar picture.

[cpmman]

Banned in agreement. (visuals only - content cannot compare)

[UKBB]

Banned in disagreement.

[redbikemaster]

Banned for being a rodent.

[zeroseven0183]

This game missed me so much. And as a result, you're banned!

[cgroza]

Banned for a ridonkeylous reason.

[ubudog]

Banned by Montreal.

[cgroza]

Banned by Earth.

[sarcasmrules]

Banned by God.

[cgroza]

Banned by each forum user.

[UKBB]

Banned by one forum user.

[cgroza]

Banned using the Report Abuse button.

[UKBB]

Banned by the notorious Norbert the Narc.

[robsoles]

Banned by Time, Space, Relative Dimensions and general vagueness.

[ubudog]

Banned by quantum mechanics.

[UKBB]

Banned by Mike & The Mechanics

[robsoles]

Banned for apparent ninja activities :|

@ubudog: well, if you are going to turn union on me (what with your quantum mechanics :p) then you are banned by quantum engineers, quantum technicians, quantum process operators and, of course, quantum physicists ;)

[cpmman]

Banned by excessive quantum quantities.

[cgroza]

Banned by the string theory.