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audiomick
August 9th, 2010, 04:05 PM
Banned for assuming Pricetech has a work ethic.

takisan
August 9th, 2010, 04:09 PM
Banned by my extra mouse shortcuts.

audiomick
August 9th, 2010, 04:11 PM
Banned for having an extra mouse

takisan
August 9th, 2010, 04:16 PM
Banned because I don't have an extra mouse (but thanks for the suggestion)!

corrytonapple
August 9th, 2010, 04:21 PM
Banned for not having an extra mouse (I have two).

audiomick
August 9th, 2010, 04:29 PM
Banned for putting up with a mouse plague.

pricetech
August 9th, 2010, 06:55 PM
Banned for implying I don't.

Actually I was waiting on a computer to finish doing something and jumped on here while I was waiting.

kathleenhenri
August 9th, 2010, 07:19 PM
Banned for jumping . . .

pricetech
August 9th, 2010, 07:24 PM
Banned for being on the planet.

Zorgoth
August 9th, 2010, 07:42 PM
Banned because "Middle Tennessee" is for sissies. You're from East Tennessee or West Tennessee. Anything else and you're more of a waffler than John Kerry and Eggo combined.

ubunterooster
August 9th, 2010, 08:24 PM
Banned because I prefer pancakes to waffles.

Zorgoth
August 9th, 2010, 08:28 PM
Banned because my pancakes are better than yours or either of your parents'

ubunterooster
August 9th, 2010, 08:30 PM
Banned because neither of my parents cook.

Zorgoth
August 9th, 2010, 08:31 PM
Banned because you live on a farm or else in an apartment with 50 animals and don't cook?

ubunterooster
August 9th, 2010, 08:32 PM
Banned because my parents don't cook but we children do.

Zorgoth
August 9th, 2010, 08:59 PM
So still banned because my pancakes are better than yours! What are you doing posting anyway! Get that whisk cracking!

ubunterooster
August 9th, 2010, 09:11 PM
Banned by VMs

Zorgoth
August 9th, 2010, 09:14 PM
Banned by dual-boots

ubunterooster
August 9th, 2010, 09:32 PM
Banned by 15-boot GRUBs

UKBB
August 9th, 2010, 10:00 PM
Banned by the grubs in my front lawn.

Lightning Strike
August 9th, 2010, 10:06 PM
Banned cuz my dogs LOVE grubs!!!:popcorn:

ubunterooster
August 9th, 2010, 10:50 PM
Banned for banning for Grubbies

sqrooup
August 10th, 2010, 03:10 AM
Banned because grub's up (it's time for breakfast)

kathleenhenri
August 10th, 2010, 07:08 AM
Banned for getting up.

ubunterooster
August 10th, 2010, 08:17 AM
Banned for not specifying which planet.

kathleenhenri
August 10th, 2010, 08:51 AM
Banned for hiding your beans.

Zorgoth
August 10th, 2010, 10:11 AM
Banned because there isn't room "On the planet." for the two of us.

CompyTheInsane
August 10th, 2010, 10:14 AM
Banned by post #12028

Zorgoth
August 10th, 2010, 10:26 AM
Banned by a core i7

CompyTheInsane
August 10th, 2010, 10:49 AM
Banned by my ATI Radeon HD 5570

Zorgoth
August 10th, 2010, 11:17 AM
Banned because you don't have 2 nVidia GTX 460s in SLI

CompyTheInsane
August 10th, 2010, 11:27 AM
Banned because I cannot afford that.

Gorilllanobaka
August 10th, 2010, 11:46 AM
Banned for making me laugh..

pricetech
August 10th, 2010, 02:02 PM
Banned for laughing.

Zorgoth
August 10th, 2010, 02:21 PM
Banned for being born south of the Mason Dixon line

pricetech
August 10th, 2010, 02:28 PM
Banned for being born.

utilitytrack
August 10th, 2010, 02:47 PM
Banned because you helped too much on this forum.

ubunterooster
August 10th, 2010, 02:51 PM
Banned for unusually shaped Tux.

utilitytrack
August 10th, 2010, 03:01 PM
to ubunterooster

banned because this forum for Microsoft workers only

Zorgoth
August 10th, 2010, 03:05 PM
Запрещен кем-то, которому нужно чаще говорить по-русский.

(You can ban me if my Russian is bad...)

utilitytrack
August 10th, 2010, 03:16 PM
to Zorgoth

banned because you has not been able to learn Russian

Zorgoth
August 10th, 2010, 03:18 PM
Banned because I used to be able to hold a conversation.

CompyTheInsane
August 10th, 2010, 03:20 PM
Banned because I do not see you on my profile.

Zorgoth
August 10th, 2010, 03:22 PM
http://ubuntuforums.org/converse.php?u=494510&u2=656471

utilitytrack
August 10th, 2010, 03:25 PM
@Zorgoth banned for non-existent reason
@compugeek32 banned because I forbid you to see your profile

utilitytrack
August 10th, 2010, 04:00 PM
also

@pricetech banned because forum rules prohibit be too clever

ubunterooster
August 10th, 2010, 04:50 PM
Banned for not banning the person above you; i.e. yourself.

utilitytrack
August 10th, 2010, 04:54 PM
Banned as a provocator.

pricetech
August 10th, 2010, 06:36 PM
Banned as a provocatee.

utilitytrack
August 10th, 2010, 06:42 PM
BANNED for using proprietary fonts in posts!!!

ubunterooster
August 10th, 2010, 06:49 PM
Banned for noticing.

utilitytrack
August 10th, 2010, 06:55 PM
@ubunterooster banned because not able to find clever reason for ban

pricetech
August 10th, 2010, 07:04 PM
Banned for not being clever.

CompyTheInsane
August 10th, 2010, 07:08 PM
Banned for banning for lack of cleverness.

ubunterooster
August 10th, 2010, 07:17 PM
Ninja ban

utilitytrack
August 10th, 2010, 07:22 PM
@pricetech BANNED for not correctly set a $HOME variable.

ubunterooster
August 10th, 2010, 07:29 PM
Banned for neglecting to ban the above ninja

utilitytrack
August 10th, 2010, 07:37 PM
@ubunterooster banned twice for remind me about rules of this thread

CompyTheInsane
August 10th, 2010, 07:41 PM
Banned by Debian.

utilitytrack
August 10th, 2010, 07:48 PM
@compugeek32 BANNED because you constantly think about Linux only.

Jay Car
August 10th, 2010, 09:11 PM
Banned because compugeek32 also thinks about trophies.

ubunterooster
August 10th, 2010, 09:19 PM
Banned because I think about linux and about ducks and about banning JayCar

utilitytrack
August 10th, 2010, 09:39 PM
@ubunterooster banned a third time. Reason: too clever

ubunterooster
August 10th, 2010, 09:41 PM
Banned for neglecting the supreme thrill gotten when utilizing white-text bans.

utilitytrack
August 10th, 2010, 09:46 PM
@ubunterooster banned a fourth time because I still have patience.

takisan
August 10th, 2010, 10:02 PM
⠠⠃⠁⠝⠝⠑⠙⠀⠃⠽⠀⠠⠃⠗⠁⠊⠇⠇⠑⠲

robsoles
August 10th, 2010, 10:11 PM
Banned for using braille with no sighted alternative.

I should be banned for being busy lately!

ubunterooster
August 10th, 2010, 10:18 PM
Banned for needing more pens in pocket and for being busy lately.

utilitytrack
August 10th, 2010, 11:45 PM
@ubunterooster @robsoles @takisan BANNED because my laptop is overheated while I read your previous posts.

robsoles
August 11th, 2010, 12:42 AM
Banned for not hiding your beans! And for not even trying to hide some text!

utilitytrack
August 11th, 2010, 01:06 AM
@robsoles BANNED because able to find a stupid reason to ban me

sqrooup
August 11th, 2010, 01:57 AM
Banned for having your Tux state the obvious!

utilitytrack
August 11th, 2010, 02:26 AM
@sqrooup BANNED FOREVER because my avatar didn't like him.

audiomick
August 11th, 2010, 04:46 AM
Banned because I haven't banned you yet.

sqrooup
August 11th, 2010, 04:54 AM
Banned for banning the guy who banned me forever?

audiomick
August 11th, 2010, 04:56 AM
Banned because you know as well as I do that that would never work...

utilitytrack
August 11th, 2010, 11:03 AM
@audiomick @sqrooup BANNED permanently because you don't understood reason of my previous ban.

Zorgoth
August 11th, 2010, 11:08 AM
Banned because I want to be banned permanently as well!

Jay Car
August 11th, 2010, 11:08 AM
@utilitytrack - banned semi-permanently for assuming your reasons are understandable.

(ah, ninja'd again by Zargoth the pirate, who is now permanently banned - for a little while)

utilitytrack
August 11th, 2010, 11:14 AM
@Jay Car @Zorgoth BANNED as KGB agents.

Zorgoth
August 11th, 2010, 11:30 AM
Banned for finding us out!

utilitytrack
August 11th, 2010, 11:33 AM
@Zorgoth BANNED for not able to read to the end "man gcc"

ivydesert
August 11th, 2010, 11:38 AM
@utility track BANNED for(;;)

utilitytrack
August 11th, 2010, 12:02 PM
@ivydesert BANNED FOREVER. Reasons:
1) Forum rules prohibit to have 0 Beans
2) In this thread is forbidden not explain the reason for the ban.

ubunterooster
August 11th, 2010, 12:02 PM
Rubber banned

Zorgoth
August 11th, 2010, 12:03 PM
Banned by a chroot

ubunterooster
August 11th, 2010, 12:04 PM
Banned by Celery roots

utilitytrack
August 11th, 2010, 12:09 PM
@ubunterooster BANNED because is prohibited to discuss a moderator actions.
@Zorgoth BANNED because it used the term "chroot" about which I know nothing.

takisan
August 11th, 2010, 12:14 PM
Banned for not knowing how to use "chroot"

utilitytrack
August 11th, 2010, 12:23 PM
@takisan BANNED because you don't know anything about new features of Windows7.

takisan
August 11th, 2010, 12:29 PM
Banned for saying that. Because I switched to UNIX-based stuff months ago!

utilitytrack
August 11th, 2010, 12:49 PM
@takisan BANNED because:
1) Forum rules prohibit to use other operating systems except Windows.
2) On this forum is forbidden to post advertisements of UNIX.

ubunterooster
August 11th, 2010, 12:53 PM
banned for big bold text

Gorilllanobaka
August 11th, 2010, 12:54 PM
Banned because your beans Aren't Roasted ..:p

utilitytrack
August 11th, 2010, 01:42 PM
@ubunterooster BANNED the sixth time because you don't know why I give here these commands:
$ lsb_release --all
$ uname -a
$ cat /proc/cmdline
$ lspci -nn | grep -E 'Ethernet|Network'
$ dmesg | grep -E -i 'ath|wlan|wifi|No\ probe\ response'
$ ps -ef | grep -E -i 'supplicant|Netwo|nm-app'
# ifconfig -a
# ls -R /lib/modules/`uname -r`/kernel/drivers/net/wireless/ath/*
# lsmod | grep -E 'ath|cfg80211'
# cat /etc/network/interfaces
# iwconfig
# iwlist scan
# ls -l /etc/modprobe.d/*
# grep -E 'CONFIG_ATH|MAC80211' /boot/config-`uname -r`
# modinfo ath5k | grep -E 'version\:|srcversion' && modinfo ath9k | grep -E 'version\:|srcversion'

Zorgoth
August 11th, 2010, 01:44 PM
Banned because I know what most of those commands mean and if I cared enough I could figure out the rest with man.

utilitytrack
August 11th, 2010, 01:50 PM
@Zorgoth BANNED permanently because I'm tired of inventing new reasons for ban.

jetsam
August 11th, 2010, 02:00 PM
Banned for getting tired.

ubunterooster
August 11th, 2010, 02:07 PM
Banned because I dislike mowing in 90+ degree wheather.

@utility track: banned for having network problems (according to the above commands)

utilitytrack
August 11th, 2010, 02:34 PM
@ubunterooster You are cruel man :)))

takisan
August 11th, 2010, 02:36 PM
banned for not banning.

utilitytrack
August 11th, 2010, 02:44 PM
@takisan BANNED because my sweet Windows 3.1 again unable to boot after regular BSOD

Sonybuntu
August 11th, 2010, 03:06 PM
Banned for having windows.

Oops, does that ban me?

ubunterooster
August 11th, 2010, 03:40 PM
Banned for combining DOS and Mac logos

sqrooup
August 11th, 2010, 04:09 PM
Banned for mentioning the "D" word

utilitytrack
August 11th, 2010, 04:39 PM
@sqrooup @ubunterooster @Sonybuntu
All of you BANNED PERMANENTLY AND FOREVER because you don't know who is Mark Shuttleworth!!!

Zorgoth
August 11th, 2010, 05:06 PM
Huh? Now that's a weird one. Everyone on this forum surely knows who Mark Shuttleworth is. Banned for trying to claim that we don't know.

sqrooup
August 11th, 2010, 05:23 PM
Banned in agreement!

Jay Car
August 11th, 2010, 05:30 PM
sqrooup, Agreeably banned.

@utilitytrack...You are very noisy...shhhh.

utilitytrack
August 11th, 2010, 05:45 PM
@Jay Car @sqrooup @Zorgoth
All of you BANNED TWICE by

http://burnlife.ru/wp-content/putin-pervoe-zasedanie-pravitelstva.jpg

Zorgoth
August 11th, 2010, 05:53 PM
Banned because

http://jp.senescence.info/comedy/putin.gif

utilitytrack
August 11th, 2010, 06:40 PM
:)) No. It's you BANNED by
http://files.sharenator.com/funny_bush_04_Funny_presidents_and_dictators-s500x430-15223-580.jpg

WitchCraft
August 11th, 2010, 08:00 PM
Your house has burnt down.
You're now banned forever by the next winter.




http://www.youtube.com/v/ruVqzlEPDZo




or by lord vader himselfs
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7437464367850739816#

robsoles
August 11th, 2010, 08:20 PM
you are banned for practising ....

Jay Car
August 11th, 2010, 08:45 PM
I am practising to ban, and you're it. (did it work?)

ubunterooster
August 11th, 2010, 08:46 PM
Banned because it did

utilitytrack
August 11th, 2010, 08:47 PM
@robsoles BANNED for being too polite and gentle.

ubunterooster
August 11th, 2010, 08:58 PM
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robsoles
August 11th, 2010, 10:18 PM
Banned by sweet nothing

CompyTheInsane
August 11th, 2010, 10:18 PM
Banned by the most annoying sound in the world (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cVlTeIATBs)

robsoles
August 12th, 2010, 12:53 AM
Banned by the most annoying sound in the world (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cVlTeIATBs)

Banned for linking to example of the most annoying sound in the world!

audiomick
August 12th, 2010, 05:32 AM
Banned for listening to the sound.

Scythium
August 12th, 2010, 06:45 AM
Banned for being an Australian in Germany.

WitchCraft
August 12th, 2010, 07:08 AM
Banned, you are, Yoda says.

ubunterooster
August 12th, 2010, 07:25 AM
For banning in Yoda speak, banned you have been.

UKBB
August 12th, 2010, 07:47 AM
Banned for a bad Yoda impersonation.

Endomancer
August 12th, 2010, 08:01 AM
Banned by my last thread of sanity

ubunterooster
August 12th, 2010, 08:41 AM
Banned for sanity! Why did you ever have it!?!

Zorgoth
August 12th, 2010, 10:03 AM
Banned by *%^$%^#$^#&*#@!%&!#%&@#$*@%@!*#&%# phase wraparound!

utilitytrack
August 12th, 2010, 12:59 PM
@Zorgoth @ubunterooster @Endomancer @UKBB
BANNED because you forcing your friends to use Linux.

ubunterooster
August 12th, 2010, 01:22 PM
Banned because I do not regret doing so. :D

takisan
August 12th, 2010, 01:40 PM
Banned by « ça va mal ».

utilitytrack
August 12th, 2010, 03:22 PM
@takisan @ubunterooster BANNED PERMANENTLY for being too simple explanations of how to open terminal!!!

CompyTheInsane
August 12th, 2010, 03:27 PM
Banned by non-roasted beans.

Austin25
August 12th, 2010, 03:44 PM
Banned with Compiz.

utilitytrack
August 12th, 2010, 04:06 PM
@Austin25 @compugeek32 BANNED THIRD TIME because not able to think up a clever reason for ban

takisan
August 12th, 2010, 04:55 PM
that's the point of the thread, banned yuu are.

Zorgoth
August 12th, 2010, 05:12 PM
Banned by:

sed '' < /dev/urandom

utilitytrack
August 12th, 2010, 05:24 PM
@Zorgoth BANNED by echo `ifconfig eth0 | grep inet | awk -F ":" '{print $2}' | awk -F " " '{print $1}'`

robsoles
August 12th, 2010, 06:38 PM
Banned for Yelling, pretending to BASH and somehow (at least vaguely) supporting the MS nonsense, Windows.

CompyTheInsane
August 12th, 2010, 07:07 PM
Banned for calling Windows nonsense.

robsoles
August 12th, 2010, 07:43 PM
Banned for obvious delusion!

ubunterooster
August 12th, 2010, 07:49 PM
Banned because I plan to buy 7 :(

@ utilitytrack: banned by Ctrl+Alt+t

jerenept
August 12th, 2010, 09:35 PM
banned by alt+f4

Ha

ubunterooster
August 12th, 2010, 09:37 PM
Banned by Ctrl+q

Ho

jerenept
August 12th, 2010, 09:41 PM
banned by Command-Q

and Command-Option-ESC.

ubunterooster
August 12th, 2010, 09:42 PM
banned by sudo shutdown -h 0

aidenscool09
August 12th, 2010, 09:51 PM
[sudo] Wrong password, YOUR BANNED!

Penny N. Nickels
August 12th, 2010, 10:36 PM
Banned for not sharing the right password!

sheepo
August 12th, 2010, 10:43 PM
Banned for uh....

uh....

Dunno :P
:D

ubunterooster
August 12th, 2010, 10:45 PM
Banned for Duno-ing

sqrooup
August 13th, 2010, 05:30 AM
Banned by my new signature!

utilitytrack
August 13th, 2010, 07:50 AM
@sqrooup @ubunterooster @sheepo @Penny N. Nickels @aidenscool09
All of you are BANNED for not knowing what is # rm -rf /

Nerflander
August 13th, 2010, 08:10 AM
You are banned for stating the obvious

robsoles
August 13th, 2010, 08:18 AM
Ok Nerflander, like, wow, you are banned for insantaneously seeming cool for how you dealt with utilitytrack, oh God that user be needing it! :lolfalg: - wish I could get this drunk without spending this much !LOL!

@sqrooup: I sure hope thay understand your signature man! WOW>.

Zorgoth
August 13th, 2010, 08:33 AM
Banned for not buying "Sainsbury's Basics Vodka"

utilitytrack
August 13th, 2010, 08:35 AM
@Zorgoth BANNED for not properly installed mouse pad.

ubunterooster
August 13th, 2010, 08:40 AM
@sqrooup @ubunterooster @sheepo @Penny N. Nickels @aidenscool09
All of you are BANNED for not knowing what is # rm -rf /
Banned because I do know, RM _RF =bye-bye system. I love messing up virtual machines. Do you have any more borkers?

Zorgoth
August 13th, 2010, 08:40 AM
Eh? I don't even use a mouse. I use a touchpad. And it was installed by Dell. And Dell never does anything wrong. Banned for thinking Dell could do something wrong.

ubunterooster
August 13th, 2010, 08:41 AM
Banned because they install windows.

Zorgoth
August 13th, 2010, 08:42 AM
Banned because I like paying a Microsoft tax despite not using their OS!

So there!

utilitytrack
August 13th, 2010, 08:48 AM
@Zorgoth @ubunterooster BANNED for forbidden thoughts about Microsoft!

robsoles
August 13th, 2010, 08:51 AM
Banned by your obvious sobriety in tackling the problem - get messed up worse than our life is and sort your mess out - you have been owned by a drunkard, how is my driving ;)

ubunterooster
August 13th, 2010, 08:51 AM
Banned by reactOS

robsoles
August 13th, 2010, 08:53 AM
ubunterooster you is banned for paying way too much attention bros :lolflag :

Eh? I don't even use a mouse. I use a touchpad. And it was installed by Dell. And Dell never does anything wrong. Banned for thinking Dell could do something wrong.

Soz but BANNED for smoking hardcore carpet - plaese stick to Canadian Shag if yoo is gonna do dat man!

ubunterooster
August 13th, 2010, 08:54 AM
Banned by LOL

robsoles
August 13th, 2010, 09:54 AM
Banned by I am now hospitalised by how hard I rotflmao. (Oh ****, I am serious-call me a ffcking ambulance yo!)

Jay Car
August 13th, 2010, 12:30 PM
robsoles banned by the AoSP (Association of Sober Penguins). Jay Car calls ambulance for robsoles - hears sounds of sirens and squealing tires in the distance. (and no, robsoles cannot take the trophy with him) :)

Sonybuntu
August 13th, 2010, 12:48 PM
BFUA (banned for using acronyms) ;)

Sonybuntu
August 13th, 2010, 12:51 PM
Banned for combining DOS and Mac logos

huh???

Zorgoth
August 13th, 2010, 12:53 PM
Banned for not drinking more cups of Ubuntu! I can drink 5 cups in FIVE MINUTES!

Sonybuntu
August 13th, 2010, 12:59 PM
Banned for using a Dell. . .

utilitytrack
August 13th, 2010, 01:12 PM
@Sonybuntu @Zorgoth @Jay Car @ubunterooster @robsoles
All of you are BANNED because your computers is not part of the new Linux botnet!!!

Zorgoth
August 13th, 2010, 01:13 PM
OH COOL! A botnet? Can I join?

Banned because your posts could give someone seizures.

utilitytrack
August 13th, 2010, 01:14 PM
:))

Zorgoth
August 13th, 2010, 01:20 PM
Banned for not banning me you sniveling coward! Draw your... keyboard?

Sonybuntu
August 13th, 2010, 01:22 PM
Banned for still using a dell.

ubunterooster
August 13th, 2010, 02:02 PM
huh???
Banned because it looks like that to me

sqrooup
August 13th, 2010, 03:37 PM
Banned for agreeing!

takisan
August 13th, 2010, 04:56 PM
Banned by my piano.

Fludizz
August 13th, 2010, 05:12 PM
Banned for having a piano!

Sonybuntu
August 13th, 2010, 09:12 PM
banned because restart required

CompyTheInsane
August 13th, 2010, 09:38 PM
Banned by 4GB of DDR2 RAM running at 800MHz.

Zorgoth
August 14th, 2010, 12:25 AM
Banned by 4 GB of DDR3 RAM running at 1333 MHz

- and if you really want to get fancy, banned by the 16 GB of 1333 MHz RAM on the computer I ssh into for my processing at the office.

ubunterooster
August 14th, 2010, 12:30 AM
Banned by 8GB ddr2 1445 capable RAM, running @ 400mhz

Zorgoth
August 14th, 2010, 12:44 AM
Banned because I couldn't compile compiz 0.9 properly (I want minimized window previews *NOW*! - not to mention restoring windows with Grid)

audiomick
August 14th, 2010, 04:52 AM
Banned for incompetence unappropriate in an evil Galactic Warlord.

robsoles
August 14th, 2010, 06:37 AM
Banned for cheap kicks.

Endomancer
August 14th, 2010, 06:41 AM
@Mick banned by UbuntuStudio Puppy Edition

@ Zorgy Banned because I want compiz preview for minimised windows too

@Roo, Zorgy & Compy, Banned for too much RAMming

@ Rob, banned for sneaking in ahead of me

CompyTheInsane
August 14th, 2010, 08:31 AM
Banned for banning multiple users at once.

takisan
August 14th, 2010, 08:32 AM
banned for banning one user at once.

CompyTheInsane
August 14th, 2010, 09:11 AM
Banned for not being there.

Sonybuntu
August 14th, 2010, 09:27 AM
Banned for living at localhost.

KdotJ
August 14th, 2010, 10:49 AM
Banned for living at localhost.

Banned for not using fully qualified 127.0.0.1

robsoles
August 14th, 2010, 11:17 AM
Banned coz I could and I just know I should and I just did because I would!

takisan
August 14th, 2010, 11:51 AM
Banned because ça va trés bien!

audiomick
August 14th, 2010, 12:26 PM
Banned because no-one else seems to want to ban you.

Zorgoth
August 14th, 2010, 12:38 PM
Banned because I wanted to ban him

takisan
August 14th, 2010, 02:08 PM
Well ban me for banning you by my new collapsible Vuvuzela.

corrytonapple
August 14th, 2010, 02:32 PM
Banned for owning annoying objects.

Zorgoth
August 14th, 2010, 02:51 PM
Banned because even after reinstalling my OS I can't get compiz 0.9 to work.

corrytonapple
August 14th, 2010, 03:34 PM
Banned for blaming your problems on me.

Endomancer
August 14th, 2010, 06:00 PM
Banned for going 2hrs with out being banned

corrytonapple
August 14th, 2010, 06:26 PM
Banned for not being banned for 25 minutes.

takisan
August 14th, 2010, 06:38 PM
Banned by 8 Minutes and GNU Shogi

audiomick
August 14th, 2010, 06:51 PM
Banned because the last time obviously wasn't thourough enough.

GaryRixon
August 14th, 2010, 06:55 PM
Banned for not running the latest version of ubuntu.

audiomick
August 14th, 2010, 06:59 PM
Banned because I am, on a netbook. It is just not in my details yet...

Penny N. Nickels
August 14th, 2010, 07:49 PM
Banned because you don't have your details in order yet!

audiomick
August 14th, 2010, 07:57 PM
Banned for not getting me the round tuit that I need.

CompyTheInsane
August 14th, 2010, 09:05 PM
Banned by Chocolate-Covered Ubuntu Beans.

Penny N. Nickels
August 14th, 2010, 09:39 PM
Banned because...I get a power rush out of it!

UKBB
August 14th, 2010, 10:10 PM
Banned because I get heartburn from both Coffee and Chocolate so together equals "LOOK OUT".

robsoles
August 14th, 2010, 11:05 PM
Banned for no good reason, I just felt like it and you are UKBB after all.

Austin25
August 15th, 2010, 02:03 AM
Banned by my magical power of always coming up with a unique reason for banning.

Fludizz
August 15th, 2010, 02:37 AM
Banned because it's to early to be awake on a sunday!

Austin25
August 15th, 2010, 02:54 AM
Banned because it's not 3:30 yet. See here. (http://xkcd.com/361/)

Fludizz
August 15th, 2010, 03:03 AM
Banned for not being in the CEST (GMT+2) timezone :P

Austin25
August 15th, 2010, 03:04 AM
Banned because I live in Minnesota, eh!

zeroseven0183
August 15th, 2010, 03:07 AM
Banned because Minnesota is one of the places I want to visit

Austin25
August 15th, 2010, 03:09 AM
Banned if you're not going to Rainy Lake.

audiomick
August 15th, 2010, 05:08 AM
Banned because I have had enough of "rainy" this summer to last me ten years.

robsoles
August 15th, 2010, 07:27 AM
Banned for reasons that will become apparent later :)

CompyTheInsane
August 15th, 2010, 07:35 AM
Banned by the US Central Time Zone.

Fludizz
August 15th, 2010, 07:57 AM
Banned for no reason whatsoever ;)

agntsmyth
August 15th, 2010, 08:18 AM
Banned for banning without reason

robsoles
August 15th, 2010, 08:21 AM
Banned for reasons beyond your own control

CompyTheInsane
August 15th, 2010, 08:26 AM
Banned by KoRn

Sonybuntu
August 15th, 2010, 11:09 AM
Banned because you took the mic from Taylor Swift. (just wanted to write that)

CompyTheInsane
August 15th, 2010, 11:52 AM
Banned for wanting me to turn around.

UKBB
August 15th, 2010, 11:53 AM
Bloody compugeek banned for getting in the way!

Banned by Vostrodamus

Austin25
August 15th, 2010, 02:13 PM
Banned because squirrels can't use a computer.

CompyTheInsane
August 15th, 2010, 02:27 PM
Banned for banning a squirrel.

Austin25
August 15th, 2010, 06:18 PM
Banned for banning someone who is just playing the game.

robsoles
August 15th, 2010, 06:24 PM
Banned for banning someone who is just playing the game.

Banned for banning someone who is just playing the game.

:lolflag:

audiomick
August 15th, 2010, 08:32 PM
What game? This is Serious, Mum!

and you're banned...

takisan
August 15th, 2010, 08:52 PM
Banned by (dare I say it): Tu Madre.

audiomick
August 15th, 2010, 08:58 PM
Banned for exporting the trophy to Cairo without an export license.

f6e9a
August 15th, 2010, 09:01 PM
Banned for exporting the trophy to Cairo without an export license.

banned for having more beans than me

audiomick
August 15th, 2010, 09:03 PM
Banned for been done bean based banning.

robsoles
August 15th, 2010, 10:26 PM
Banned for not making us guess how many beans you need for Chocolate-Covered Ubuntu Beans.

Zorgoth
August 15th, 2010, 11:56 PM
Banned because I know how many beans you need for Ubuntu Extra Shot (approximately)

zeroseven0183
August 16th, 2010, 01:08 AM
BANNED because no matter how many BANS you have, it won't add up to your BEANS to have an Ubuntu Extra Shot

CompyTheInsane
August 16th, 2010, 01:47 AM
Banned by apt-get.

Austin25
August 16th, 2010, 01:53 AM
Banned for not useing super user.

Zorgoth
August 16th, 2010, 03:18 AM
Banned because he has already run sudo -i.

sqrooup
August 16th, 2010, 05:11 AM
Banned because I have been in London for the last 48 hours without banning anyone!

CompyTheInsane
August 16th, 2010, 05:58 AM
Banned for not turning around!

robsoles
August 16th, 2010, 06:46 AM
Banned for not wanting to be in London not banning anyone for 48 hours.

@sqrooup: Banned for turning your back on us in the first place :lolflag:

takisan
August 16th, 2010, 09:50 AM
banned for the 3 hour gap.