Ban The User Above You.

[Jay Car]

Banned for not letting me stay grumpy :)

[yetiman64]

Banned for deca-booting. (best I've bother to try is penta-booting)

@ jaycar banned for interrupting

[ubunterooster]

banned for missing with your rubber band.

[takisan]

Banned for hiding in my fridge.

[UKBB]

Banned for having a fridge that harbors banners.

[captain_conrad]

Did you also post this comment on The BUMP thread, or maybe one of the silly counting threads too?

Farting around??? Hmmm...it truly is an odd thing for folks to be doing in the Community Cafe Games section.

I've been a member of Ubuntu Forums for many years. Only recently have I been able to spend more time learning how to help on the forums, reading a lot and taking notes, and trying to gain the confidence to offer help...

...I'd also like to make a few friends here.

But I'll stop playing games and wasting time here, if you insist. However, on my way out the door, I'm banning you, Capt'n, for taking the joy out of it all.


I must apologise for my sarcastic remarks, It was the first time I had discovered a thread of this nature and was quite surprised. I did however only later notice that it is in the community cafe games section, making it perfectly acceptable. I never knew that such a section even existed, nor do I have any knowledge about a bump or a silly counting thread, I am quite an uninformed noob. I did however read through a good handfull of the posts in this thread, and began chuckling and later laughing out loud and rather enjoying the posts. Again, I apologise for my uninformed remarks.

You´re banned for walking out the door.):P

[yetiman64]

You're banned for reminding me of all the nickels Bill has taken off me in the past - not any more though, :P to Bill & Co.

[DrBlob]

I ban you for needless banning:lolflag:

[sqrooup]

Banned for 2 :lolflag:s in your post

[ubunterooster]

:lolflag: :lolflag: :lolflag: :lolflag: :lolflag: :lolflag: :lolflag: :lolflag: Banned

[yetiman64]

<TWANG--THWOCK> rubber banned & also coz I'm not allowed to deca-:lolflag:. Tried and got sent back to re-edit ](*,) (ah well, them's the rules !)

[Jay Car]

I must apologise for my sarcastic remarks, It was the first time I had discovered a thread of this nature and was quite surprised. I did however only later notice that it is in the community cafe games section, making it perfectly acceptable. I never knew that such a section even existed [...] I am quite an uninformed noob. I did however read through a good handfull of the posts in this thread, and began chuckling and later laughing out loud and rather enjoying the posts. Again, I apologise for my uninformed remarks.

You´re banned for walking out the door.):P

@captain_conrad, that was very graciously said, but there's no need to apologise. I should apologise for being so touchy about it. It's just been a rather stressful week and my sense of humour was apparently in need of a good night's sleep.

This morning, after a large cup (or two) of strong coffee, I'm feeling much better. :)

Now I shall be banned for chatting too much, for being too grumpy yesterday, for walking out the door when there ain't no door to walk out of :lolflag: and for interrupting...

(sigh) it's okay, I can take it. :)

[yetiman64]

Now I shall be banned for chatting too much, for being too grumpy yesterday, for walking out the door when there ain't no door to walk out of :lolflag: and for interrupting...
Yep, banned for ALL of the above, gee whiz Jay Car you're making this too easy for me :).

[sqrooup]

You think it is easy? Try doing it now that you are banned!

[jetsam]

Banned 'cuz it's well past time to change your Beano.

[chiliman]

http://www.ahnis-smiley.net/redshirt.gif Banned for wearing a red shirt on an away mission.

[jetsam]

What shirt? Don't answer that: banned.

[ubunterooster]

Banned for making me think of a certain acronym

[jetsam]

Banned for concealing an acronym without a permit.

[takisan]

Banned because you made the acronym in the first place.

[Cam42]

banned because I am bored.

[Zip247]

You are not allowed to be bored on the forums, BANNED!!:biggrin:

[takisan]

Banned for being a bore.

[yetiman64]

Banned for banning a bore but not for a boring ban.

[Jay Car]

Banned for using too many "b" words.

[jetsam]

Banned for finding the fountain pen of youth.

[yetiman64]

Banned for explaining why I really foul up so often and not just err. (getting quite good at reinstalls though)

@ jetsam banned for beating me (darn quick little rodent).

[ubunterooster]

Banned for not having more colors in your sig

[Jay Car]

Yay! I can haz colors in my sig! :)
(and ubu-roo is banned again)

[yetiman64]

Banned for not having more colors in your sig

@ Roo Banned for getting me to try and change the colours, thus exceeding 500 characters, ie banned for tripping me up again.

@ Jay Car, banned for having colours when I can't :twisted:

[Jay Car]

Banned for making me play a teensy-tiny violin for you. :-({|=

[yetiman64]

:biggrin: + banned for the sake of it.

[sqrooup]

Banned for drinking sake (the Japanese wine)
@Jay Car banned for :-({|=

[Jay Car]

Banned because your profile pic is upside down. (now I'm trying to figure out how to make an upside down smiley...lol)

(Ok, the above ban was for yetiman, and sqrooup got in the way >:( )

So sqrooup is banned too...

[yetiman64]

Banned for forgetting to use F5 before posting (sqrooup beat ya bbbbbbby 3 minutes - there's those b's again :lol:)

[ubunterooster]

Banned by ctrl+R instead of F5

[Jay Car]

Banned...but I forget why.
(Forgetting stuff is what I do best...by the way, what are we doing here?)

[Zip247]

banned for forgetting

[Jay Car]

What did I forget?

[Zip247]

Banned...but I forget why.

banned for forgetting what you forgot!!

[ubunterooster]

Banned for remembering that...uh...Just Banned!

[lkjoel]

I ban you because... because... oh just I banned you!

[radddi]

Banned for running out of witty, original reasons to ban people. :popcorn:

[Jay Car]

Banned for running out of witty, original reasons to ban people. :popcorn:

Banned for running out...
(We're supposed to be witty and original? Who knew?)

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned because I now resort to recycling bans:
Banned by the Way Out West!

[takisan]

Banned by the elegance of this screenshot (that won't upload!)

[captain_conrad]

banned because brazil is playing at soccer city tomorrow

[Jay Car]

Banned by the "Boys From Brazil" movie (1978 )...

[ubunterooster]

Banned b/c it should be: To err is human... to really foul up requires the root account.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by my fridge.

[ubunterooster]

Banned by my root account

[Jay Car]

Just read my sig...:guitar:

[ubunterooster]

banned for dedicating your sig to me; I feel special
http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-scared-smileys-306.gif

[Jay Car]

Heh...specialness can be fleeting. Banning is forever.

[ubunterooster]

banned by my Star Corps Trooper who comes to say goodnight for me.
http://ahnis-smiley.net/deviss.gif

[chiliman]

Banned for not saying it yourself.

[proxy.qtz]

Banned for having food in your avatar

[UKBB]

Banned for having a food fetish.

[Endomancer]

Banned by me and the person below me

[Megrimn]

banned because this thread has OVER 9000! posts.

[Jay Car]

Banned if you haven't read all of them...

[takisan]

Banned by my fedora.

[chiliman]

Banned by strange color and annoyingly large text that is nearly impossible to read!

[Jay Car]

Banned for being creatively annoying with text colors and fonts.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by Ralph Wiggum!

[yetiman64]

Banned by The Bloodhound Gang

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by Avenged Sevenfold.

[takisan]

Banned by the fab four!

[jetsam]

Banned by Brazil (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRz-M30PcEU&feature=PlayList&p=66C8B1B4EDDC2E2C&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=29)!

(featuring Carmen Miranda, Donald Duck, and a musical Parrot)

[yetiman64]

Banned 'cause the vid didn't have a musical guinea pig in it !

[sqrooup]

Banned by the Bash Street Kids from The Beano.

[Zip247]

banned for reminding me that I can not count.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by the letter 'W'

[sqrooup]

Banned by the number 32

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by the number 69

[sqrooup]

Ohhh! Saucy! Must ban you for that!
Also banned as I am off to bed!

[Jay Car]

Banned by the double O...

[chiliman]

Banned for banning Sqrooup before i could.

[Jay Car]

When Tillie ate the chili,
She erupted from her seat,
She gulped a quart of water,
And fled screaming down the street...

And then she banned
the chiliman :D

(excerpt from: When Tillie Ate The Chili by Jack Prelutsky)



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[takisan]

Banned by Hiw. 169 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Route_169)

[Zip247]

banned cause my children pissed me off and I cant ban them

[sqrooup]

I can ban them for you! And here is your own personal ban!

[YogiPaolo]

I ban you for not really banning the user before you but attempting a third-party ban.

[yetiman64]

Banned by the cartoon bear Yogi and his sidekick Boo-Boo.

[ubunterooster]

Banned for watching cartoons

[Jay Car]

Banned by chocolate chip cookies that are baking right now (my granddaughter is watching the oven like it's a TV...waiting for cookies is grueling when you are 6yrs old)





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[sqrooup]

Banned because I want Chocolate Chip Cookies NOW!!!

[ubunterooster]

banned by second pint of coffee before going out to mow

[sqrooup]

Banned because....
One man went to mow
Went to mow a meadow
One man and his dog (woof)
Went to mow a meadow

Two men went to mow
Went to mow a meadow
Two men one man and his dog (woof)
Went to mow a meadow

Three men went to mow
Went to mow a meadow
Three men two men one man and his dog (woof)
Went to mow a meadow

etc.

[Jay Car]

Banned...with a cookie :)

[takisan]

Banned by the microwave show ("Is it a good idea to microwave this?")

[jetsam]

Banned by a Monday morning ban. Also, banned for not specifying what "this" is; it is indeterminate whether or not it is a good idea to microwave an unspecified "this."

[sqrooup]

It's almost 5pm! Jetsam, you are banned for living in the wrong time zone!:lolflag:

[ubunterooster]

banned for also living in the wrong timezone

[Jay Car]

Banned, because The Guess Who have Got No Time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqeSUAlI5uI)...

[audiomick]

Banned for stating cryptic reasons for your actions.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by SSL

[audiomick]

Banned by Neve



oh, alright.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solid_State_Logic
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AMS_Neve

[Jay Car]

Banned for not paying attention...

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by my laptop's Core Duo!

[Jay Car]

Banned by my laptop's multicolored daisy stickers with little happy faces (never leave 6 yr old girls alone in the same room as your laptop)

[yetiman64]

Leaving any 6yo alone with any computer = :eek: + :sad: = Banned !

[ubunterooster]

banned for not setting your PC to auto-lock after 1 min like mine

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned because 1 minute is too long as I am often on and off of my laptop.

[Jay Car]

Banned because 6yr olds can run faster than grandma, and disappear under desks...and escape with laptops in the blink of an eye...my granddaughter is the fastest sticker paster I've ever seen...happy daisies everywhere. I'm just glad there are none on the screen, and no pink ponies (whew)

[UKBB]

Banned for not liking pink ponies.

[ubunterooster]

You like them?!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
BANNED!

[yetiman64]

Banned for not yelling that loud enough.

[Jay Car]

One more week of kids and grandkids visiting. Had to see TS3 this evening. To Infinity & Beyond! (So now you're banned by Buzz Lightyear) :D

[ubunterooster]

Banned for probably having already been tricked into watching Shrek3

[yetiman64]

@Jay Car,
...To Infinity & Beyond! (So now you're banned by Buzz Lightyear) :grin:
Buzzing light for a year, to Infinity and Beyond. BANNED for not telling who his dealer is, I want some of THAT weed ! :biggrin:

@Roo, Banned as a rooster should enjoy watching movies with Donkeys Cats and Ogres in them.

[Jay Car]

Here's a big green ogre ban, with a smiley daisy attached...

[yetiman64]

Banned by my floating smiley daisy (six sided) "desktop cube" with debian cutie pic Skydome.

[Jay Car]

Now THAT'S funny! But you're still banned (sorry)...):P



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[CompyTheInsane]

Banned for waving!

[Jay Car]

Banned by a permanent wave...



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[sqrooup]

Banned by wavy hair

[yetiman64]

Magically banned by ABRAA (Anti Beano Reading Association America) and CADABRAA (Cretins And Dumbos Against Beano Reading Association Australia). Seems the whole world is against Beano Pollution at the moment.

[sqrooup]

Banned by Dennis and Gnasher, Mini the Minx, Roger the Dodger, and the Bash Street Kids!

[ubunterooster]

Banned for mentioning characters I've never heard of before

[yetiman64]

You're banned because, before joining UF, I'd never heard of or imagined a lego chook.

[takisan]

Banned by my KDE icons in a Gnome Window.

[Cam42]

banned because I don't get your signature.

[jetsam]

Banned for being militantly anti-zealotry in your sig.

[ubunterooster]

Banned for zeal...wait...um...Banned anyway!

[yetiman64]

Banned for being a dark roasted Ubuntu lego chook in my fridge with hidden beans who's reminding me to mark my threads as solved and wanting to eat my chips. (Never mind the hidden text SABRFL ).

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned because you also have a link on how to mark your threads as [SOLVED]

[yetiman64]

Banned for needing help to count to 500 :-)

[Jay Car]

500?

Banned by Alfred, Lord Tennyson :guitar:

Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode Fortune's 500.
"Forward, the Light Brigade!
"Charge those for change!" we said:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the five hundred.

(yeah, I know...I'm banned...go ahead, I can take it)


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[Cam42]

Banned because you knew it was coming.

[yetiman64]

Banned by what got dropped in the box :-& !!!

[Austin25]

Banned because you are both a yeti, a man, a power of 2, and a perfect square.

[pricetech]

Banned by your winning theory from another thread.

[BslBryan]

Banned for speaking of other threads.

[ubunterooster]

Banned for not using a multi-threaded CPU

[Jay Car]

Banned because threads are deadly on Pern (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thread_%28Pern%29).



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[Endomancer]

Your banned, just like me. Just like the next person and the person behind them

[ubunterooster]

banned for predicting bans

[yetiman64]

Banned for banning predictions of future bans.

[ubunterooster]

Banned by my prediction of a ban for banning the banning the predictions of bans :D

[Jay Car]

Banned for a predictable ban of banning bans that are predictable...(because, after all, predictable bans are predictable.)


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[yetiman64]

Banned for blowing a neural circuit breaker in my head while trying to fathom that ban. <click--reset>.

[Jay Car]

Circuit breakers and resets are banned, and so are you. :)

[ubunterooster]

Banned by Chips (potato, chocolate, And micro- )

[Jay Car]

Banned by paint chips and a dog with a chipped front tooth.:popcorn:


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[ubunterooster]

Banned for being chippy :lolflag:

[sqrooup]

Banned because I got up too early!

[jetsam]

Banned for getting up too early.

[Endomancer]

Banned for having not started

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned because I am not asleep yet/

[Endomancer]

Banned by a rubber mallet labelled sleeping tablet

[sqrooup]

Banned by Tom And Jerry violence!

[ubunterooster]

Bah! Banned by Wile Cyote-type violence!

[Endomancer]

Banned by Elma Fudd-type violence

Be vewy vewy qwiet, I'm hunting ubuntewoosters hu hu hu hu hu

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by the Roadrunner

[ubunterooster]

Banned by a running rooster

[Jay Car]

Banned by Olive Oyl.


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[jetsam]

Banned by Eugene the jeep!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0eDJLgoRLRQ/ScKu3YT4XAI/AAAAAAAAA9s/xe17TNdTFMQ/s400/eugene+the+jeep.jpg

[Jay Car]

Banned next Tuesday by Wimpy today.


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[emmag]

Everybody likes to banned.:lolflag:

[jetsam]

Banned by spinach!

http://www.thedailygreen.com/cm/thedailygreen/images/PE/iron-source-spinach-lg.jpg

[Jay Car]

Everybody likes to banned.:lolflag:

And so, banned you are. (Didn't want you to feel left out) :)


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[Jay Car]

jetsam;9500544]Banned by spinach!


jetsam banned by salad monster!



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[sqrooup]

Banned as England beat Slovenia 1 - 0 and USA beat Algeria 1 - 0

[oldguysrule]

Banned for advocating violence - beating :lolflag:

[yetiman64]

Banned for banning a beano banner.

[Austin25]

Banned for alliteration.

[takisan]

Banned for installing a package not in the repositories.

[ubunterooster]

No panes?!? Banned for living in prison

[Jay Car]

Banned for assuming that bars are the only alternatives for panes.:popcorn:



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[ubunterooster]

banned by my new avatar

[Jay Car]

Banned by MY new avatar. :)



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[Megrimn]

you sah, ah banned by MY new avatah!

[Jay Car]

NAAB (New Avatars Are Banned)


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[UKBB]

Banned because I felt the need to ban someone.

[Endomancer]

Banned to satisfy my desire to ban someone that felt the need to ban someone

[ubunterooster]

Banned for having the word purple in the color pink

[sqrooup]

You have that banned look in your eyes!

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned because I cannot find Guess!

[atomizer]

banned for posting just before me

[ubunterooster]

Banned for being to easy to find

[sqrooup]

I ate something in my fridge which was very crunchy, it was a lego chuck, I guess that makes you banned!

[pricetech]

Banned for eating a lego rooster.

[Jay Car]

Banned because lego roosters are a rare delicacy and should only be
cooked by specially trained and experienced lego chefs, and served cold with lemon lego sauce.


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[UKBB]

Banned by PETA.

[yetiman64]

Banned by PITA PETA (yep, I'm not p********ly correct :p)

[Jay Car]

Banned because I like Pita bread, but a PETA PITA sounds seriously yucky. Blech.


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[chiliman]

you......are.......banned......

[ubunterooster]

@ Chili: banned for interruptions.Banned because lego roosters are a rare delicacy and should only be
cooked by specially trained and experienced lego chefs, and served cold with lemon lego sauce.


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Banned for not capitalizing LEGO.

[yetiman64]

Banned by -the oatmeal- (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/legos)

[ubunterooster]

Banned b/c I only have the green and orange (stepping on them is not that bad)

[yetiman64]

Banned coz chooks have hard feet and I don't (ouch !, <bleeping> horrid LEGO).

[Jay Car]

Banned by the Blue (capitalized) LEGO Man.

[yetiman64]

Posting "blue" images of naked LEGO men :shock: , tut-tut, definitely worty of a ban -BANNED.

[KdotJ]

banned for playing on the word "blue"

[pricetech]

Banned for catching his play on words.

[takisan]

Banned by my first DVORAK post!!!!!!

[VH-BIL]

Banned cause I said so!

[chiliman]

Banned because it is impossible to pronounce your screen name.

[jetsam]

Banned because your sig could link to a chili recipe, but it doesn't. Like a mole chili-- with beans, with instant espresso and dark chocolate as ingredients.

Banned because now I'm hungry.

[wesleybishop]

You are banned for having a hamster in UF NO PETS ALLOWED! :D

[ubunterooster]

Banned if you even think of calling me a pet

[CompyTheInsane]

This pet is banned because I got 4GB of RAM - enough for me to go 64-bit on my PC... except that won't happen yet.

[jetsam]

Banned for procrastinating.

[ubunterooster]

Banned for having a tasty avatar :P

[jetsam]

Banned for being in bite sized pieces.

[Jay Car]

Banned by Dali Elephants.



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[Endomancer]

Banned by Dali Lama

http://duplicitous46xyprimate.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/dalai_lama.jpg

[Jay Car]

:lolflag: Very funny!

Banned by Van Gogh's Bad Cat...


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[yetiman64]

Banned by a -savage dog- (http://www.cdn.sherdog.com/_images/news/2007_01/6464.jpg)

[Endomancer]

Banned by an Aussie puppy (http://distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=puppy)

[ubunterooster]

Banned by todays food item on my so-to-be-changed sig.

[UKBB]

Banned because I haven't had my first cup of coffee yet.

[ikhthiandor]

Banned for being offline while I was banning you.

[Lucifer The Dark]

Banned for using an older version of Ubuntu than mine.

[ubunterooster]

Banned for using an earlier version of Ubuntu than mine: go 10.10!

[Jay Car]

Banned by Mint.


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[ubunterooster]

banned for not saying whether pepper- or spear- (looks like peppermint to me)

[Jay Car]

Banned by Mentha x piperita. :)


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[sumitc]

Banned for having a large pencil in your avatar!

[Endomancer]

Banned for pencil envy

[yetiman64]

Banned as, for the life of me, I can't remember who sang the song with "One eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater" in it. Oh, and banned for the song now stuck in my head.

[jetsam]

*** Warning: Linked song prone to sticking in heads *** Sheb Wooley - Purple People Eater ( 1958 ) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9H_cI_WCnE)

Banned for making me search Youtube for you.

[Endomancer]

Banned because Purple people Eater beats Popcorn, the song that usually finds it's way into my head

[cgroza]

Banned because... I feel like it.

[Jay Car]

Banned for feelings.



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[yetiman64]

Banned for posting an absurd question in your sig.

[pricetech]

Banned for banning absurdity.

I mean, really now.

[chiliman]

Banned by me agian.

[takisan]

Banned by my ... Zut Alors ! J'ai oublié !

[yetiman64]

@ Pricetech Banned by my rather absurd new Avatar avatar.:)

@ chilli , interrupter ban imposed +1 for taki

[chiliman]

Banned by my ... Zut Alors ! J'ai oublié !

Banned because i shouldn't have to think or translate.

and Yeti man banned for posting at same exact time as me.

[Jay Car]

Banned because I used to know what Zut Alors! J'ai oublié! meant in English, but, shucks, I forgot.

[chiliman]

Banned for concealing the translation in your response.

[ubunterooster]

Some like it hot
some like it cold
Some get banned for 9-day old chili in their avatar...

[yetiman64]

Banned for not having enough blue LEGOs. I was looking forward to my new blue LEGO Avatar avatar.:smile:

[takisan]

Banned because Avatar is Pochahontas (ignore spelling errors) but with diffrent characters.

[ubunterooster]

banned by temporary avatar

[chiliman]

Banned for banning your LEGO avatar.

[Lord of Time]

banned because i'm creating/finding a new avatar for myself

[Python Jedi]

Speak like yoda you do not, therefore, banned you are!

[yetiman64]

By Yoda's twinkies banned you are.

[Python Jedi]

For miss-quoting yoda, banned you are! (like twinkies I do)

[sikander3786]

Banned!!! For having Beans:0

[Boquito17]

Banned! Because I'm a Linux n00b and I can :D

[sqrooup]

Banned for admitting that you are a n00b! :confused:

[yetiman64]

Banned for having 69 beans ! (Something about that count you like ? :biggrin: -Don't answer though or a real ban is possible :lolflag:)

[ubunterooster]

Banned for bad pun

: P

[sqrooup]

Banned for enjoying insanity!

[Jay Car]

Banned because my dog is foaming at the mouth...apparently one of the
visiting munchkins put Sponge Bob bubble bath in the dog's Drinkwell
Fountain...hmmm. Questioning munchkins (ages 6 and 9) revealed that there
may be an additional munchkin in residence, its name is "Ida Know".

One more day till visiting munchkins leave for home. I shall miss them,
but the dog might not. :)



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