Ban The User Above You.

[johnboy1313]

banned by basement cat! Happy Halloween!
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/funny-pictures-basement-cat-is-pleased-with-offering.jpg

[Incendia]

banned by basement cat! Happy Halloween!]

Banned for neglecting LOLcats cheeseburgers. Happy halloween! :]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/funny-pictures-cat-is-wasting-away-and-needs-cheeseburger.jpg

[johnboy1313]

banned for posting lolcats

[Incendia]

banned for posting lolcats


Banned for posting a LOLcat previously then saying it is wrong!

[5BallJuggler]

Banned for only having 4 toes!

[gjoellee]

Banned for posting a LOLcat previously then saying it is wrong!

Banned for being similar to Eric Cartman

[Incendia]

Banned for only having 4 toes!

Banned for being toe-ist.

Banned for being similar to Eric Cartman

Banned because that is mean! D:

[Hosmion]

Banned for banning 2 people.

[5BallJuggler]

Banned for banning two people in one post

[Incendia]

Banned for banning two people in one post
Banned because I have to because two people are banning me at a time and ignoring the person before them D:

[Hosmion]

Banned for blaming us.

[Incendia]

Banned for blaming us.

Banned for not taking responsibility. ;)

[johnboy1313]

banned for making up the word toe-ist

[Incendia]

banned for making up the word toe-ist

Banned for being unaware of the plague to society that is toe discrimination.

[johnboy1313]

banned for being a toe lover

[~unknown]

Banned for banning a toe lover

[johnboy1313]

banned for banning someone who banned someone who is a toe lover and was previously banned for toe deformities.

[The Toxic Mite]

Banned for trying to confuse people (yet again...)

[Incendia]

Banned for trying to confuse people (yet again...)

Banned for being a mite. Who is toxic. Who has a large grin. And who is yellow.

[johnboy1313]

Banned for banning a mite. Who is toxic. Who has a large grin. And who is yellow.

[dsprenkels]

Banned for banning banners.

[N4zgu1]

banned for making the worst bann ever

[johnboy1313]

banned for misspelling ban

[Squonk07]

Banned for not beginning a sentence with a capital letter.

[johnboy1313]

banned for using proper grammar

[Lord of Time]

banned for keeping a useless argument going.

[Jaunty_Joe]

Banned for considering said argument useless.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned for seeing plastic sheets in my future

[Megrimn]

not worth banning.

[The Toxic Mite]

Banned for not being able to ban someone. Also banned for eating chips with a spork.

[johnboy1313]

banned for banning someone for multiple reasons

[Incendia]

banned for banning someone for multiple reasons

Banned for only giving one reason to ban someone.

[gjoellee]

Banned for only giving one reason to ban someone.

Banned for not using Intel Core i7 Mobile 1,6 GHz with Turbo Boost to 2.8GHz

[johnboy1313]

banned for having knowledge of anothers computer.

[Incendia]

banned for having knowledge of anothers computer.

Banned for lacking knowledge in anyones computer and only focusing on your own.

[Megrimn]

banned for not sharing your halloween candy with UF members.

[Incendia]

banned for not sharing your halloween candy with UF members.

Banned for scaring me, as the moment I saw your post I was also unwrapping some sweets I did not steal from my little brother.

[N4zgu1]

Banned for stealing candy from a kid

[Incendia]

Banned for stealing candy from a kid

Banned because I did not steal Candy. I stole sweets. 8-[

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweets

In Britain, Ireland and some Commonwealth countries, sweets or more colloquially sweeties (particularly used by children, sweeties also resembles the Scottish Gaelic word suiteis in pronunciation and meaning[citation needed]) . In some parts of England, spogs, spice, joy joy and goodies are terms used, alongside sweets, to denote confectionery. In North-West England, especially Lancashire, toffees is often used as a generic term for all confectionery. Northeast England and the Scottish Borders commonly use the word ket (plural kets) and more recently chud, derivative of chuddy, a localised term for chewing gum.) ;)

[MC707]

evilguy23: Banned for saying stealing candy from a kid is wrong (remember the saying "It's like taking candy from a baby"?)
edit: dang too late lol

Banned for having 111 posts

[Incendia]

evilguy23: Banned for saying stealing candy from a kid is wrong (remember the saying "It's like taking candy from a baby"?)
edit: dang too late lol

Banned for having 111 posts


Banned for hiding your posts!

[UKBB]

Banned for looking for hidden posts.

[MC707]

Banned for hiding your posts!
Banned for saying they are hidden... xD
Banned for looking for hidden posts.
Banned for incriminating him for having a passion for people's hidden posts.

[CompyTheInsane]

banned for having IM screennames that start with "youstalkme"

[NickJones]

banned for having IM screennames that start with "youstalkme"
Banned for this being your first post.

[johnboy1313]

banned for multiple posts

[Excedio]

banned for multiple posts

Banned for being a blogger.

[johnboy1313]

banned for mocking my blogging (it is what gets me through work)

[gjoellee]

banned for mocking my blogging (it is what gets me through work)

Banned for eating spaghetti while using your computer on a cross country ski trip in the Himalaya.

[johnboy1313]

banned for making me hungry

[Megrimn]

banned for being hungry.

[johnboy1313]

banned for not feeding me

[UKBB]

Banned for being needy.

[johnboy1313]

banned for no good reason at all

[H2SO_four]

Banned for having a sig. longer than your post.

[Lord of Time]

banned for every reason in the entire universe and multiverse

[johnboy1313]

banned for no reason in the entire universe and multiverse

[Lord of Time]

banned for spoofing my reason for banning someone

[johnboy1313]

Banned for stealing my lines before i say them

[N4zgu1]

banned for being the most prolific baner

[Excedio]

banned for being the most prolific baner

Banned for still using 8.10

[UKBB]

Banned for still using 8.10

Banned for not banning the previous poster for misspelling banner.

[johnboy1313]

something something banned something something darkside something something the force something something complete

[NickJones]

something something banned something something darkside something something the force something something complete
Banned for sarcasm.

[johnboy1313]

banned for getting right to the point

[Megrimn]

banned for being vague.

[Excedio]

Banned for (insert reason here)

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned for not filling out the reason for banning

[Excedio]

Banned for not having been creative enough to use my ban.

[Squonk07]

Banned because I ban somebody once a day, and you rolled the snake eyes this time.

[NickJones]

Banned because I ban somebody once a day, and you rolled the snake eyes this time.
Banned for regularity.

[johnboy1313]

banned for having an amusing avatar

[N4zgu1]

banned for changing your futurama avatar for another futurama avatar

[Fiberfolly]

banned for confusing the heck out of newbies.):P

[Squonk07]

Banned for saying "newbie" (welcome to the forums!).

[Raistlin355]

Banned for banning newbies.

[edin9]

Banned for banning newbies.

Banned because I hate penguins. I know you can fly. Stop with the lies.

[johnboy1313]

banned for whatever you just did

[The Toxic Mite]

Banned for banning someone for a stupid reason.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned for banning someone for banning someone for a stupid reason.

[edin9]

Banned for banning someone for banning someone for a stupid reason.

Banned for saying banning too many times.

[sodra]

Banned for using a period

[CompyTheInsane]

banned for passing out from a caffeine overdose

[Raistlin355]

Banned for using an avatar similar to my old one from years ago.

[Excedio]

Banned for nostalgia

[N4zgu1]

Banned for having a broken link in your signature.

[Raistlin355]

Banned for using Windows 7 and Fedora.

[end3rkid]

Banned because you banned a user 6 hours ago.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned because you banned a user 1 hour ago!

[Excedio]

Banned for having a broken link in your signature.

Banned for finding broken links. (Thanks :D)

Banned because you banned a user 1 hour ago!

Banned for using bold numbers

[Megrimn]

banned because I can

[rich97]

Banned for a lame reason to ban.

[Excedio]

Banned for joining the forums after me.

[johnboy1313]

banned for joining forums before me

[UKBB]

Banned for having an elitist seniority complex.

[stderr]

Banned for hypocrisy.

[H2SO_four]

banned for pointing out hypocrisy.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned for being located in /Home

[johnboy1313]

banned

[realzippy]

banned cause better than shot

[kyuubi777]

banned because has more posts than me :D

[johnboy1313]

banned because shai la blouf is apparently Indiana Jones' son

[Incendia]

banned because shai la blouf is apparently Indiana Jones' son


Banned for drinking too much coffee.

[johnboy1313]

banned for thinking there is such a thing as too much coffee

[Excedio]

Banned for living at a lake that has walls.

[kyuubi777]

banned for not worshipping Michael Jackson enough! :D

[Excedio]

Banned for assumptions.

[The Toxic Mite]

Banned for having a Lego version of Tux ):P

[NickJones]

Banned for having a Lego version of Tux ):P
I'm sorry sir. There is no banning to be done here. Only worshipping.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned for trying to ruin the fun

[NickJones]

Banned for pointing out my flaws!

[NickJones]

Banned for pointing out my flaws!
Banned for lying, I have no flaws!

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned for banning yourself

[NickJones]

Banned for banning yourself
Banned for Banning self Banning.

[karimruan]

Banned for Banning self banning banning!

OR something like that.

Alright, banned for coming up with a ban i couldn't counter!

[johnboy1313]

banned for banning in a more confusing manor than i would ban someone in

[BslBryan]

Banned for misspelling "manner".

[Megrimn]

banned because I had an egg sandwich for lunch

[johnboy1313]

banned for eating an egg sandwich

[Megrimn]

banned for NOT having an egg sandwich.

[werecatomega]

banned for not having an ascii avatar

[Excedio]

Banned for having an avatar that is barely readable.

[Raistlin355]

Banned for having a Lego version of Tux.

[Excedio]

Banned for using a ban on me that someone else already used.

Banned for having a Lego version of Tux ):P

[N4zgu1]

banned for having a lego tux

[Megrimn]

banned for conspiring against the greater good.

[Raistlin355]

Banned for using a ban on me that someone else already used.

well I was gonna put banned for being predictable after someone posted that, but I got beaten to it, so banned for beating me to my own punchline.

[CompyTheInsane]

banned for ban racing

[Diptansu]

I ban compugeek32 for letting me have the delight to restart playing that long lost favorite of mine ... THE BANNING GAME .. :lolflag:

good things never die ..

[johnboy1313]

banned for using a smilie

[Excedio]

Banned for not liking smilies

[Hosmion]

Banned for legoing Tux

[Excedio]

Banned.....period.

[Incendia]

Banned.....period.

Banned for saying period then putting a full stop/period after it. XD Making it Banned.......

[johnboy1313]

Doctor Who has banned you

[Excedio]

Banned for saying period then putting a full stop/period after it. XD Making it Banned.......

Banned.

[Incendia]

Doctor Who has banned you

Was that to do with my Nationality? Haha.

well.

http://cdn2.ioffer.com/img/item/117/937/011/oSNi.jpg

Bans you.

[johnboy1313]

Gary Busey
http://waxturds.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/busey.jpg
Has banned you

[CompyTheInsane]

Bart Simpson has banned you!
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p106/dabbi25/Bart_Simpson.png

[Excedio]

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i136/Excedio/banned.jpg

[Hosmion]

Banned for using a monkey to say banned.

[johnboy1313]

banned for not including an image in your ban

[Incendia]

banned for not including an image in your ban

Garry Busey is American btw. :]

BUT.

http://www.myspacecomedy.com/images/funny/ban-hamster.jpg

[PorkyPie]

Banned for using a hamster in your post. If you would like to enter these forums again, please make a post in the resolution center! Oh... wait, you're banned! You can't post! Ha Ha! :p

[johnboy1313]

banned for reffereing to a resolution center after banning
:lolflag::lolflag::lolflag:

[Hosmion]

Banned for only using 3 smilies in your post

:lolflag::lolflag::lolflag::lolflag:

[H2SO_four]

Banned for having any amount of smilies in your post.

[Megrimn]

banned for being a smiley hater :biggrin:

[UKBB]

Banned for hating smiley haters.

[Incendia]

banned for being a smiley hater :biggrin:

Banned for having a green face.

[CompyTheInsane]

banned for not having a face at all ):P

[johnboy1313]

banned by tux

[The Toxic Mite]

Banned for getting someone banned by Tux

[H2SO_four]

Banned for having a one word post.

[johnboy1313]

banned for having 7 word post

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned for trying to avoid having a 7 word post

[The Toxic Mite]

Banned for having a one word post.

Banned for failing to recognise that I had written most of the message in white

[johnboy1313]

banned for being sneaky

[Raistlin355]

Banned for having 5 ban posts on page 17 of this thread.

[N4zgu1]

Banned for being a lier, he doesn't have any ban post on page 17

[Raistlin355]

HAHA got here on time today!!! Banned for looking!! btw for some reason if I login I show page 17 being the last page but if I logout it goes to like page 66 so I dunno.

[N4zgu1]

Banned for not asking for help in the forums and for being a lier again

[Excedio]

Banned for misspelling lier.

[N4zgu1]

baned for critizing mah ingleesh

[N4zgu1]

double post because I want to have the next post

[N4zgu1]

I ban the person below me in advance because he will ban me for the triple post, the ortographic mistakes and for wanting the post 666

[H2SO_four]

self ban for not getting the post # I wanted. Goodbye.

[Excedio]

Banned for self ban.

N4zgu1 (http://ubuntuforums.org/member.php?u=572792) had the 666th post however H2SO_four (http://ubuntuforums.org/member.php?u=848750) had the 666th reply to the thread. You both win :-)

[PorkyPie]

Banned for self ban.

N4zgu1 (http://ubuntuforums.org/member.php?u=572792) had the 666th post however H2SO_four (http://ubuntuforums.org/member.php?u=848750) had the 666th reply to the thread. You both win :-)

Banned for banning someone. :lolflag:

[Incendia]

Banned for banning someone. :lolflag:

Banned for having a Simpsons Tux 0.o

[CompyTheInsane]

banned for having the GNOME logo

[Digikid]

Banned for leaving the toilet seat up again. LOL!!

[geogur]

banned for using windows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Digikid]

banned for using windows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Banned for Falsehoods!!!!! :lolflag:

[Megrimn]

banned because I said so

[geogur]

ban the ban

[Marlonsm]

Banned for saying so.

[Digikid]

Banned because I farted.

[johnboy1313]

banned for not lighting said fart on fire and then posting it as a new forum topic

[Incendia]

banned for not lighting said fart on fire and then posting it as a new forum topic

Banned for promoting alcohol in your avatar.

[Dullstar]

Banned for... I don't know, nothing I guess.

[CompyTheInsane]

banned for banning for nothing

[Dullstar]

banned for banning for banning for nothing!

[CompyTheInsane]

banned for banning for banning for banning for nothing!

[Incendia]

banned for banning for banning for banning for nothing!

banned for banning for banning for banning for banning for nothing!

[CompyTheInsane]

banned for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for nothing!

[Incendia]

banned for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for nothing!

banned for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for nothing!

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for nothing!

[Incendia]

Banned for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for nothing!

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for nothing!

[UKBB]

You're both banned.

[Incendia]

You're both banned.

Banned for ruining our chain of saying 'Banned for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for nothing'

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned for banning for ruining our chain of saying 'Banned for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for nothing'

[Incendia]

Banned for banning for ruining our chain of saying 'Banned for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for nothing'


Banned for banning for banning for ruining our chain of saying 'Banned for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for nothing'.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned for banning for banning for banning for ruining our chain of saying 'Banned for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for nothing'.

[Incendia]

Banned for banning for banning for banning for ruining our chain of saying 'Banned for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for nothing'.

Banned for banning for banning for banning for ruining our chain of saying 'Banned for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for nothing'.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned for banning for banning for banning for banning for ruining our chain of saying 'Banned for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for nothing'.

[Incendia]

Banned for banning for banning for banning for banning for ruining our chain of saying 'Banned for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for nothing'.

Banned for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for ruining our chain of saying 'Banned for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for nothing'.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for ruining our chain of saying 'Banned for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for nothing'.

[UKBB]

STA ZITTO! You're both banned again.

[Digikid]

Banned for being HUMAN!!!!!!

[CompyTheInsane]

banned for being a digikid

STA ZITTO! You're both banned again.

Banned for breaking the chain of saying 'Banned for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for ruining our chain of saying \'Banned for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for banning for nothing\'.'

[Megrimn]

banned for putting an electrical outlet ('.') at the end of your ban.

[Excedio]

banned for putting an electrical outlet ('.') at the end of your ban.

Banned for having the colour purple in your signature.

[H2SO_four]

Banned for having a blog

[The Toxic Mite]

Banned for having a username that's less creative than mine :twisted:

[PorkyPie]

Banned for posting in one of my threads. Muhahaha! \\:D/

[johnboy1313]

banned for saying Muhahaha

[CompyTheInsane]

banned for saying Muhahaha as well

[The Toxic Mite]

Banned for banning someone for saying "muahahaha!" when he banned me for posting in one of his threads

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned
- The Toxic Mite for posting in white text
- Myself for posting something else here on the wrong thread

[PorkyPie]

Banned for only having one bean

[johnboy1313]

banned for posting in white text again

[PorkyPie]

Banned because the numbers in your username don't divide by three.

[johnboy1313]

Banned for not having numbers in your user name

[Digikid]

Banned for using math in a forum.

[The Toxic Mite]

johnboy1313 is banned for using the most unstable version of Ubuntu ever

Digikid is banned for using random colours in one post

[Incendia]

Banned because the numbers in your username don't divide by three.

banned because neither do yours ;)

[Digikid]

Banned for having the most unstable version of Ubuntu ever in his Specs. :P

[PorkyPie]

banned because neither do yours ;)

Banned for having the GNOME logo in your avatar.

[Incendia]

Banned for having the most unstable version of Ubuntu ever in his Specs. :P

huh?


Banned for having the GNOME logo in your avatar.

Banned because I'm tired of being banned for that. ;)

[The Toxic Mite]

Banned for having the GNOME logo in your avatar

[johnboy1313]

Banned so i can go get more coffee

and btw
Banned for using math in a forum.

when did i use math?

[The Toxic Mite]

Banned for having more coffee

[johnboy1313]

Banned for disaproving of Gnome logos

[The Toxic Mite]

Banned for being a KDE fanboy

[CompyTheInsane]

banned for assuming that johnboy1313 is a KDE fanboy.

[The Toxic Mite]

Banned for standing up for a KDE fanboy

[MelDJ]

banned for not supporting fan boys

[The Toxic Mite]

Banned for supporting fanboyism

[johnboy1313]

banned for having 900 beans

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned for having only 11 beans

[H2SO_four]

Banned for supporting fanboyism


banned for having beans divisible by 29

[MelDJ]

banned for wrongly writing the chemical formula of sulphuric acid

[H2SO_four]

banned for wrongly writing the chemical formula of sulphuric acid

banned for knowingly wrongly writing the chemical formula of sulphuric acid

Edit: who's ever heard of dihydrogen sulfate? lol

[The Toxic Mite]

Both people are banned for making a smart comment

[MelDJ]

banned for making me log out and proceed to watch Chelsea- Man United

[H2SO_four]

Banned for watching football

[johnboy1313]

Banned for not watching football

[The Toxic Mite]

Banned for not watching football

[johnboy1313]

banned for ctrl-v-ing my ban

[Digikid]

ɹıɐɥ sʎɹɟ ƃuıɥsnɹq ʇou ɹoɟ pǝuuɐq

[johnboy1313]

banned

[Incendia]

banned

Banned, because to you football is not actual football, but some thing where you wear more armour than knights and play rugby. :P

[Digikid]

˙pǝuuɐq sɐʍ ı ʎɥʍ ƃuıuıɐldxǝ ʇou ɹoɟ pǝuuɐq

:lolflag:

[Digikid]

Banned, because to you football is not actual football, but some thing where you wear more armour than knights and play rugby. :P

Banned for not REALLY knowing what football is. Learn Soccer.:-({|=

[johnboy1313]

Banned
http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/2268142/taco-main_Full.jpgby this taco

[Digikid]

Banned by

http://www.myteespot.com/images/Images_d/d_7780.jpg
Bart Simpson....man.

[Incendia]

http://mwolk.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/adsense-banned.jpg

[Digikid]

Banned for not covering up the cow bumps.