Ban The User Above You.

[Chris_cur]

banned because i had to read your signature twice
Banned for admitting you can't understand things the first time.

[zeroseven0183]

Banned for a B&W avatar

[boublik]

you're banned because i can't understand all things the first time

[Chris_cur]

you're banned because i can't understand all things the first time
banned for not banning zeroseven because they have a Black n' White as well

[boublik]

you're banned because I need to study and take a test in a few mins

[zeroseven0183]

Banned by your parents for playing before studying

[boublik]

you're banned because ATM cells are always a fixed length of 53 bytes

[ubunterooster]

banned 'cause you should have banned him for leaving to study

[ubunterooster]

@boublik: banned 4 typing 2 fast and for a nonhumourous screenname

[CompyTheInsane]

banned because I have no f5

Banned for using CTRL+R

[Chris_cur]

banned 'cause you should have banned him for leaving to study
Banned because your state arrested someone using Twitter.
http://anarchismtoday.org/DF_Multimedia/page=watch/id=57.html

[boublik]

banned because that's not what they were really arrested for

[ubunterooster]

banned b/c in my state you need a concealed weapons permit for a freakin POCKETKNIFE!

[Chris_cur]

banned b/c in my state you need a concealed weapons permit for a freakin pocketknife!
ouch!!!

[boublik]

banned because in australia you can't even get a license to carry one

[ubunterooster]

banned because the same law can be applied to extendable-batons and, debateably, glass

[ubunterooster]

banned for talikng about politics "not directly related to opensource"

[boublik]

banned because golf clubs are already extended :P

[ubunterooster]

banned b/c golf was invented to keep a town fool busy [really!]

[zeroseven0183]

Banned for being a Tiger Woods fan

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned for no reason

[ubunterooster]

banned for a reason


@07: banned cause I'm not [btw he is buddist]

[zeroseven0183]

Banned for shortening my username... bit.ly tinyurl goo.gl?

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned because I am unable to read the text on your avatar. Does it say Underdog?

[zeroseven0183]

Banned because you're right, it says Underdog

[ubunterooster]

banned cause it is 23:24. ie beddie-bye time

[zeroseven0183]

Banned because you have at least 3 hours before waking other people up. Remember, you're a rooster

[ubunterooster]

banned cause Underdog is a druggie

[zeroseven0183]

Banned because Underdog is not a band but an album of a band

[ubunterooster]

Banned because you have at least 3 hours before waking other people up. Remember, you're a rooster
banned for repeatedly posting fast enough to destroy understadability of my bans

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned for linking to your Twitter

[ubunterooster]

Banned because Underdog is not a band but an album of a band
banned cause I was reffering to the cartoon underdog

[zeroseven0183]

Banned because I was referring to the band

[CompyTheInsane]

banned for repeatedly posting fast enough to destroy understadability of my bans
Banned for banning before me

[zeroseven0183]

Banned because I have to eat lunch now

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned so that you can go eat your lunch. Good night for me.

[Phrea]

Banned for being compugeek32 in stead of compugeek64.

[BenAshton24]

Banned for being compugeek32 in stead of compugeek64.

banned for wanting more bits

[ubunterooster]

I ban, therefore I am.

[_h_]

Banned because I just woke up.

[ubunterooster]

banned because I got up 1hr 47min ago.

[_h_]

Banned because I have to recompile Wine (http://ubuntuforums.org/showpost.php?p=7643957&postcount=82) again because the .deb didn't work last night and I blame you rooster! xD

[zeroseven0183]

Banned because it's not the rooster's fault

[ubunterooster]

banned cause you install .deb and compile .tar.gz

[ubunterooster]

Banned because it's not the rooster's fault
banned for getting in the way and for deffending me

[_h_]

Banned because I forgot to sudo to build the package.

And banned because it the build package creates a .deb I can double click to run. xD

[ubunterooster]

banned for playing proprietary games

[_h_]

Banned because WoW is a good game!

[ubunterooster]

banned cause freeciv is too.

[_h_]

Banned because lolfreeciv. xD

[ubunterooster]

banned by the xbill game

[zeroseven0183]

Guess what???

You're BANNED! And I don't even need to tell you the reason!

[ubunterooster]

I think therefore I ban

[_h_]

I ban therefore I think.

[zeroseven0183]

Therefore you're banned! That's what I think

[ubunterooster]

To live is to ban

[_h_]

To ban is to live.

[ubunterooster]

I ban therefore I think.
I doubt therefore I ban

[_h_]

I ban therefore I have no doubt.

[zeroseven0183]

You live to ban another day

[ubunterooster]

07: banned b/c the one guy with a mp3 player problem that has a thread we both posted on is back after a week

[zeroseven0183]

Banned because... Who is that the one guy with a mp3 player problem that has a thread we both posted on is back after a week?

[zeroseven0183]

I ban me because he's really back! haha http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=1419745

[ubunterooster]

banned for banning self

[audiomick]

Banned for not allowing freedom of choice

[_h_]

Banned because I like cheese!

[zeroseven0183]

Banned for liking what I like too. Are you a mouse?

[audiomick]

Banned because it took me four attempts to get my computer to boot. Samsung drives are crap...

[_h_]

Banned for Samsung.

[zeroseven0183]

Banned because I almost posted this in the wrong thread.

[_h_]

Banned for almost failing.

[zeroseven0183]

Banned because this thread causes me to think of the word "BANNED" in each sentence I want to write or speak.

[sqrooup]

Banned because you are not rooster, who deserves a ban!:lolflag:

[_h_]

Banned for showing us the back of your head.

[sqrooup]

Banned by the town of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch in Wales!

[zeroseven0183]

Banned because it's already 10:40PM as of this posting and I haven't eaten my dinner.

[_h_]

Banned because I said so!

[Midnight Star]

Banned because you have an "h" on your forehead.

[_h_]

Banned for the monkey with a crazy hair-do.

[ubunterooster]

banned for not having an avatar that looks as if it's from a Dr. Suess movie

[_h_]

Banned because I don't like Dr. Suess.

[sqrooup]

Banned because neither do I

[_h_]

Banned for agreeing with me.

[dyltman]

Banned for no reason at all!

[_h_]

Banned for same reason for banning me.

[Lord of Time]

Banned by my internet speeds:

http://www.speedtest.net/result/747324521.png (http://www.speedtest.net)

[_h_]

Banned because it's a university line.

[ubunterooster]

banned for not taking a puppy out of 1 pocket and a comuter out of another

@trekkie: banned for redisplaying your speed as a reason to ban [at least it's up to date this time]

[_h_]

Banned because I have a cup of coffee right now. :D

[ubunterooster]

banned cause I just started a pot before my last ban

[sqrooup]

Banned because I had a cup of rooibos tea and a bar of chocolate!

[ubunterooster]

banned for "T" instead of c0ff33.

[sqrooup]

Banned as jy kan nie afrikaans praat nie

[ubunterooster]

banned for confusion inducing post

[sqrooup]

Banned as I will going to the pub in half an hour! :p

[ubunterooster]

banned for going to the pub

[zeroseven0183]

Banned for wanting to go with sqrooup to the pub

[sqrooup]

Banned because I will check out my mates on Facebook before I depart for said drinking establishment!

[zeroseven0183]

Banned for having a Facebook account and not showing us your face

[sqrooup]

Banned because I'm on level 25 on FarmVille!

[ubunterooster]

@sqrooup: banned for playing farmville. [I neglect my FB B/C the forums are more fun]

[Arkitekt]

Banned for playing farmville....down with zynga!! viva la revolucion!!

[sqrooup]

I am off to the pub in 10 minutes, so I ban you all from the forum, so we can all go down the pub (Rooster; don't forget your ID!)

[Midnight Star]

Banned for playing farmville....down with zynga!! viva la revolucion!!
Banned for mentioning "Zingers" and not offering us any.

[ShadowsOfSilver]

Banned for having an avatar

[sqrooup]

Banned for the opposite!

[subedistra7]

Banned for having an avatar

banned for using a karpathian dawn song as your user name.

[_h_]

Banned because I said so.

[ubunterooster]

banned for banning while I was preparing to get an ooma for a friend [see sudo apt-get purge bills]

[_h_]

Banned because I already have a terminal open and killing my CPU. ;p

[ubunterooster]

banned for banning while I was preparing to get an ooma for a friend [see sudo apt-get purge bills]
banned for giving info that might count as spam

[_h_]

Banned for spam. xD

[Midnight Star]

Banned for spam. xD
Banned for mentioning some kind of alien spawned canned gelatinous meat ... by product ... or something.

[_h_]

Banned for spawning a demon from the depths of the underworld.

[ubunterooster]

banned for suddenly having more beans

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned for banning for beans!

[_h_]

Banning myself for massively failing in Count to 200 (http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=1125860) topic.

[ubunterooster]

banned for not banning compugeek before you

[audiomick]

banned because _h_ really did go down in flames in "count to 200"

[_h_]

Banned for the truth. :(

[ubunterooster]

banned by condolences

[_h_]

Banned as a thank you.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned for having the Ubuntu logo on your pitchfork

[ubunterooster]

banned as a you're welcome

[_h_]

Banned for having the Ubuntu logo on your pitchfork

Banned because it's not a pitchfork.

[ubunterooster]

banned for not pitchforking him

[sqrooup]

Banned for language!

[ubunterooster]

banned for calling “∴*∴#※” bad language

[Midnight Star]

Banned for language!
Banned for being an sqroupie! The backstage door is datta way!

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by the backstage door

[ubunterooster]

banned for being 32bit

[sqrooup]

Banned for jumping in ahead of me!
I also ban myself for having 5 pints of lager and a tequila slammer!

[ubunterooster]

b& b/c "that's all"!

[CompyTheInsane]

banned for being 32bit
Banned because I can't go fully 64-bit yet

[laplantax]

i ban you for no reason

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by Pikachu

[audiomick]

Banned because that animal is so yellow it hurts.

[ubunterooster]

banned for not telling him how pichu is cuter

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by the state of Pennsylvania

[ubunterooster]

banned b/c we PAians call it PA, NOT pencilveineeya

[tekkidd]

i ban you because your name sparks humor in me

[ubunterooster]

i ban you for not owning 5 roosters or a sense humor that is sparked by your own username

[SlickRick]

everyone banned for not telling me this thread was restarted so long ago.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned because I was unaware of the old thread. I wasn't around when there was one. Either that or I knew nothing about it when I first took a peek around here.

[ubunterooster]

banned for having such a long ban

[The Toxic Mite]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!i!i!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned because your ban is too long

[ubunterooster]

b& b/c u ban 2 short

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned for improper typing.

[NissanSkylineN1]

Banned for imporoper typing
Banned for being a hypocrite on purpose.

[ubunterooster]

@fordskylineN1: Banned for not driving a Chevy

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned for being a hypocrite on purpose.

Banned because that misspelling was an accident.

[SlickRick]

banned for nazism (the gramatical kind)

[ubunterooster]

band four knot banding the won bee four yew

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned due to an English decoding error.

[ubunterooster]

band four know-tie-sing

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned for being post #4656

[Megrimn]

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!11!! An UBER-BAN on all of you, for I am back from spring break!

[SlickRick]

banned for poops and chuckles

[ubunterooster]

band four sum-sing. Eye fined watt sum tyme

[Midnight Star]

Banned for thinking outside the "Lego" box...

[ubunterooster]

band four bee-ink inn LEGO™ Bach's

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned for continuous improper typing

[ubunterooster]

band four knot fix-ink speaks-two-techs ※

[Midnight Star]

Banned for vox-ink too much...

[ubunterooster]

banned for not owning goats

[BenAshton24]

banned for not owning goats

banned because goats fail.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWns85BSSO4

[ubunterooster]

then.....banned for not owning....pigs

[BenAshton24]

then.....banned for not owning....pigs

Banned because pigs are also quite proficient in the art of failure.

[ubunterooster]

banned for not owning 5 jrt dogs: 1 is 9 yr old, 1 is 3yr old, 3 are 2weeks old

[Jack Russels are too cute to fail]

[BenAshton24]

banned for not owning 5 jrt dogs: 1 is 9 yr old, 1 is 3yr old, 3 are 2weeks old

[Jack Russels are too cute to fail]

Banned because you can't spell "Jack Russell".

[Megrimn]

banned because you can't spell jack :D

[BenAshton24]

Banned because I'm not sure if that was a play on words or just you not being able to read.

[Megrimn]

:D banned because that was a play on words, my friend.

[ubunterooster]

banned
why? sudo banned

[BenAshton24]

banned because:
[root@ben-desktop ~]# ./banned -l 200 -u ubunturooster
Done

[_h_]

Banned for making Pong (http://ubuntuforums.org/showpost.php?p=8963828&postcount=8) into a complex system of failure.

[ubunterooster]

banned as a "_h_ello"

[BenAshton24]

banned because I've run out of rooster failures :(

[_h_]

Banned for double digit in username.

[ubunterooster]

banned for double digit beans

[_h_]

Banned for not capitalizing your state abbreviation.

[ubunterooster]

banned for correcting others faults

[_h_]

Banned for having to be corrected.

[ubunterooster]

banned by PA :p

[_h_]

Banned for 7 beans short of 300.

[ubunterooster]

!!! when did that happen!? no, really?

banned for watching my beans more cloely than I do

[_h_]

Banned for bean neglect.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by the state of Massachusetts.

[BenAshton24]

banned by the mighty interrobang: ‽
have I done this one already?

[ubunterooster]

@compugeek16: banned for not using a 64bit name

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned for not showing your specs

[Crimsonjester]

Your sooooo Banned because the clocks move forward tonight

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned because I didn't know that! D=

[ubunterooster]

banned for being the best ABC poster ever, honestly.

[_h_]

Banned because I'm going to watch family guy then goto bed. ;p

[BenAshton24]

Banned because daylight savings time is irrelevant since my sleeping pattern rarely conforms to anything.

[_h_]

Banned because it's raining and windy.

And double banned for no reason at all.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned by the state of Texas!

[Crimsonjester]

Banned because my
sleepin pattern revolves around coffee. If I aint drinkin it, I am sleepin

[BenAshton24]

Banned because my
sleepin pattern revolves around coffee. If I aint drinkin it, I am sleepin

banned because tea FTW.

[Crimsonjester]

Tea... nice.... I thought that was something you use to perch a golf ball on.... Banolla

[BenAshton24]

Tea... nice thats something you use to perch a golf ball on.... Banolla

Banned because that's spelled "Tee"...

[Crimsonjester]

Banned because you are right...... darn it


enjoy your tea ;)

[zeroseven0183]

Banned because the last boxing fight I watched is boring

[ubunterooster]

b& for over critisising
@ crimsonjester: banned for the best ABC posts [earlier ban of this got intercepted]

[zeroseven0183]

Banned because I'm still happy the Filipino won. It was an automatic.

[ubunterooster]

banned by my updated and complete sig↓

[Crimsonjester]

Banned cause I have no idea what that was about....



I luv da Roosta.... Dude thanks

[BenAshton24]

Banned by the Roman numeral for 10 000 ↂ

[zeroseven0183]

Banned for wanting to resurrect Julius Caesar

[ubunterooster]

banned by my new contact functions
←


@crimsonjester: you are welcome

[zeroseven0183]

Banned for doing what I did yesterday-- mess with forum signature

[BenAshton24]

@ubunturooster banned for not having SKYPE
@zeroseven0183 banned for having the same number of characters in your name as the rooster.

[oldefoxx]

Ever hear the WWII bomber story about "Who dat?" Much more interesting than this thread is turning out to be.

[ubunterooster]

banned cause to tired to post further ["I'll be back, Monday" the roosternator]

♪dadoodle-doooooooooooooooo♪

[sqrooup]

Banned because I can't sleep.

[SlickRick]

banned because Yes You Can!!!

[The Toxic Mite]

Banned because Bob the Builder can't fix it.

[zeroseven0183]

Banned because you have a craptop and I wonder what's wrong with it

[manoriax]

Banned for having a weird avatar.

[zeroseven0183]

Banned for not appreciating my muscles :-)

[_h_]

Banned because I just woke up.

[Austin25]

Banned for breaking the "underscore to letter ratio" rule with your name

[zeroseven0183]

Banned for promoting potatoes. Eat rice, potatoes make your butt big.

[subedistra7]

Banned for promoting potatoes. Eat rice, potatoes make your butt big.

banned because flied lice it veli nice.

[zeroseven0183]

Banned for having a hot and provocative avatar

[zeroseven0183]

Haha Banned because that's in your dreams

[Arkitekt]

banned for not expecting some boys on a forum to get horny over an avatar of a woman lol

[zeroseven0183]

Banned for banning faster than I do

I have to edit my post sorry

[audiomick]

Banned for slow posting. That never happens to me....:-\"

[zeroseven0183]

Banned for still keeping up. Did I say something offensive?

[zeroseven0183]

Banned for slow posting. That never happens to me....:-\"

Oh c'mon...! You're so BANNED! :D

[subedistra7]

Banned for still keeping up. Did I say something offensive?

banned because its what you havent said that is offensive.

[_h_]

Banned because I have too many programs going!

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned because I'm having to run fsck from a live CD

[audiomick]

banned for chaotic computer usage.

[_h_]

Banned because of 528 updates in lucid. :O

[CyberJacob]

banned for editing your post

[zeroseven0183]

Banned because I only have 18 more ban beans ban posts than you <-- intended for _h_

http://ubuntuforums.org/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=1262941

[subedistra7]

banned for editing your post

banned for being 5 minutes behind the rest of humanity.

[zeroseven0183]

banned for chaotic computer usage.

Now you're typing slow. BANNED!

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned in case this ban comes out below someone else other than zeroseven0183

EDIT: Never mind. banned anyway.

[_h_]

Banned because my load time is over 7.00

[subedistra7]

Banned in case this ban comes out below someone else other than zeroseven0183

EDIT: Never mind. banned anyway.

banned for a future telling fail.

[zeroseven0183]

Arrrggghhh! Banned Banned Banned!

Post edited

[puzzler995]

banned for being uncivilized

[zeroseven0183]

Banned for being so civilized you can't even upload an avatar

[subedistra7]

banned for being uncivilized

are you sure that your sense of humor was all that was taken sir?

banned by the above statement.

[zeroseven0183]

Banned for lacking sense of humor