sbasak
January 6th, 2006, 08:29 AM
Sorry, if this is the wrong section to post this. Moderators - please move it to appropriate section.
1. Ask your network administrator to add this line when issueing To: ALL_STAFFS email on virus alert.
Windows users are hereby warned for ......
Linux users need not worry on this occassion.
2. Whenever a product representative call you, ask him/her - how much does it cost for linux version?
3. Examine each hardware in local electronic store and ask the salespeople (who are usually dumb) what do you have to do to make it work under Linux.
4. When somebody wants to borrow your laptop, gladly lend him with Linux log on screen opened (and watch the expression on his face).
5. When your friend forwards you virus warning, just reply saying "I use Linux so please send me these stuffs anymore".
6. Print a Linux upgrade poster on the door of your dept. with the word FREE highly visible.
7. When your colleague crashes his comptuer and ask you how to retrieve the files from his hard disk, just gladly boot his comptuer from Linux live CD and copy the files into an USB disk which he can plug anywhere. And let see how he vows to install Linux on his hard drive.
Please add some more......
1. Ask your network administrator to add this line when issueing To: ALL_STAFFS email on virus alert.
Windows users are hereby warned for ......
Linux users need not worry on this occassion.
2. Whenever a product representative call you, ask him/her - how much does it cost for linux version?
3. Examine each hardware in local electronic store and ask the salespeople (who are usually dumb) what do you have to do to make it work under Linux.
4. When somebody wants to borrow your laptop, gladly lend him with Linux log on screen opened (and watch the expression on his face).
5. When your friend forwards you virus warning, just reply saying "I use Linux so please send me these stuffs anymore".
6. Print a Linux upgrade poster on the door of your dept. with the word FREE highly visible.
7. When your colleague crashes his comptuer and ask you how to retrieve the files from his hard disk, just gladly boot his comptuer from Linux live CD and copy the files into an USB disk which he can plug anywhere. And let see how he vows to install Linux on his hard drive.
Please add some more......